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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When you've meet a really nice female, but her fanny absolutely stinks should you tell her ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe suggest you share a nice hot shower then warm her up with a loofah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you've meet a really nice female, but her fanny absolutely stinks should you tell her ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you've meet a really nice female, but her fanny absolutely stinks should you tell her ?"

Awkward!!! But that fishy smell comes from the natural PH balance being disturbed by using soap down there I'll probably get laughed at for that but as a former midwife I kind of know about the female anatomy

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"When you've meet a really nice female, but her fanny absolutely stinks should you tell her ?"

No.

I recommend going onto a swingers forum and telling the swinging community.

She'll never see it if she's never on the forums.

(is she on here)

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Probably has bv. A discreet gent might mention it politely to her as a short course of antibiotics can help although it will often go away on its own.

It's caused by being too clean.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you've meet a really nice female, but her fanny absolutely stinks should you tell her ?

No.

I recommend going onto a swingers forum and telling the swinging community.

She'll never see it if she's never on the forums.

(is she on here)"

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No reason other than not clean when a vagina is fishy .I don't think I could ever go with anyone who had a bad smell .No excuse for bad body odour these days .

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"No reason other than not clean when a vagina is fishy .I don't think I could ever go with anyone who had a bad smell .No excuse for bad body odour these days . "

See my post above.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"When you've meet a really nice female, but her fanny absolutely stinks should you tell her ?"

Yes, in those exact words. "Love, I'm not being funny but your fanny absolutely stinks". Women react well to bad news and she is sure to change her habits immediately.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No reason other than not clean when a vagina is fishy .I don't think I could ever go with anyone who had a bad smell .No excuse for bad body odour these days . "

maybe google bacterial vaginosis...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably has bv. A discreet gent might mention it politely to her as a short course of antibiotics can help although it will often go away on its own.

It's caused by being too clean."

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No reason other than not clean when a vagina is fishy .I don't think I could ever go with anyone who had a bad smell .No excuse for bad body odour these days .

maybe google bacterial vaginosis..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't tell if it's the normal healthy fresh tuna scent you're referring to or the rotten fish on the rock smell.

If it's the latter, I doubt she'll be unaware of it and it may be that she just hasn't had good luck with her soap or cleaning methods, or there's something worse going on, but infections are on a whole different level. I generally don't discuss those things with women at all except to comment if she tastes good. Nothing good can come of it unless you're really close and open with each other and she's not embarrassed in front of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't tell if it's the normal healthy fresh tuna scent you're referring to or the rotten fish on the rock smell.

If it's the latter, I doubt she'll be unaware of it and it may be that she just hasn't had good luck with her soap or cleaning methods, or there's something worse going on, but infections are on a whole different level. I generally don't discuss those things with women at all except to comment if she tastes good. Nothing good can come of it unless you're really close and open with each other and she's not embarrassed in front of you. "

'normal healthy fresh tuna scent'

...dafuq?...

Not what I would call normal...

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Belting and people are giving explication hahs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Belting and people are giving explication hahs"

it's a very common condition, what's wrong with people explaining that?

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

I'm pretty sure it's not a serious thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't tell if it's the normal healthy fresh tuna scent you're referring to or the rotten fish on the rock smell.

If it's the latter, I doubt she'll be unaware of it and it may be that she just hasn't had good luck with her soap or cleaning methods, or there's something worse going on, but infections are on a whole different level. I generally don't discuss those things with women at all except to comment if she tastes good. Nothing good can come of it unless you're really close and open with each other and she's not embarrassed in front of you.

'normal healthy fresh tuna scent'

...dafuq?...

Not what I would call normal..."

Yeah bro, most will have a slight fresh tuna-ry scent. You must hate the smell of fresh tuna (and vaginas for that matter), it's not a bad smell at all. Key word is fresh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't tell if it's the normal healthy fresh tuna scent you're referring to or the rotten fish on the rock smell.

If it's the latter, I doubt she'll be unaware of it and it may be that she just hasn't had good luck with her soap or cleaning methods, or there's something worse going on, but infections are on a whole different level. I generally don't discuss those things with women at all except to comment if she tastes good. Nothing good can come of it unless you're really close and open with each other and she's not embarrassed in front of you.

'normal healthy fresh tuna scent'

...dafuq?...

Not what I would call normal...

Yeah bro, most will have a slight fresh tuna-ry scent. You must hate the smell of fresh tuna (and vaginas for that matter), it's not a bad smell at all. Key word is fresh! "

I don't hate the smell of tuna or vaginas, just not together lol

I must just be lucky enough to miss out on all of these 'fresh', 'tuna-ry' ladies...

Thanks for the lesson in how 'most' ladies smell though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Belting and people are giving explication hahs"

In English?

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"I can't tell if it's the normal healthy fresh tuna scent you're referring to or the rotten fish on the rock smell.

If it's the latter, I doubt she'll be unaware of it and it may be that she just hasn't had good luck with her soap or cleaning methods, or there's something worse going on, but infections are on a whole different level. I generally don't discuss those things with women at all except to comment if she tastes good. Nothing good can come of it unless you're really close and open with each other and she's not embarrassed in front of you.

'normal healthy fresh tuna scent'

...dafuq?...

Not what I would call normal...

Yeah bro, most will have a slight fresh tuna-ry scent. You must hate the smell of fresh tuna (and vaginas for that matter), it's not a bad smell at all. Key word is fresh!

I don't hate the smell of tuna or vaginas, just not together lol

I must just be lucky enough to miss out on all of these 'fresh', 'tuna-ry' ladies...

Thanks for the lesson in how 'most' ladies smell though..."

I'm a Midwife and I can tell you that most women have a clean 'fresh fish' smell that is unoffensive and quite normal. Even after hours of sweaty labour with bodily fluids you've never heard of, it still smells unoffensive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BV and STIs stink too fuck the pH bullshit and forget taking a shower that said wow some of you guys must be real hungry to cook your own food in a MacDonalds so to speak pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't tell if it's the normal healthy fresh tuna scent you're referring to or the rotten fish on the rock smell.

If it's the latter, I doubt she'll be unaware of it and it may be that she just hasn't had good luck with her soap or cleaning methods, or there's something worse going on, but infections are on a whole different level. I generally don't discuss those things with women at all except to comment if she tastes good. Nothing good can come of it unless you're really close and open with each other and she's not embarrassed in front of you.

'normal healthy fresh tuna scent'

...dafuq?...

Not what I would call normal...

Yeah bro, most will have a slight fresh tuna-ry scent. You must hate the smell of fresh tuna (and vaginas for that matter), it's not a bad smell at all. Key word is fresh!

I don't hate the smell of tuna or vaginas, just not together lol

I must just be lucky enough to miss out on all of these 'fresh', 'tuna-ry' ladies...

Thanks for the lesson in how 'most' ladies smell though...

I'm a Midwife and I can tell you that most women have a clean 'fresh fish' smell that is unoffensive and quite normal. Even after hours of sweaty labour with bodily fluids you've never heard of, it still smells unoffensive."

I'm not a midwife but I've enjoyed a variety of ladies and am yet to come across this inoffensive 'fresh fish' smell. Its certainly not how I would describe it...Obviously this is just my experience of eating pussy as oppose to you know, child birth...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BV and STIs stink too fuck the pH bullshit and forget taking a shower that said wow some of you guys must be real hungry to cook your own food in a MacDonalds so to speak pmsl "

Soap, sex, condoms and sanitary stuff can all affect the natural flora of vaginas and cause BV. Men cannot catch this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The comments on this thread are too funny.

An it does sound like her ph is off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well said

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester


"Belting and people are giving explication hahs

In English?"
it's not Spanish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't tell if it's the normal healthy fresh tuna scent you're referring to or the rotten fish on the rock smell.

If it's the latter, I doubt she'll be unaware of it and it may be that she just hasn't had good luck with her soap or cleaning methods, or there's something worse going on, but infections are on a whole different level. I generally don't discuss those things with women at all except to comment if she tastes good. Nothing good can come of it unless you're really close and open with each other and she's not embarrassed in front of you.

'normal healthy fresh tuna scent'

...dafuq?...

Not what I would call normal...

Yeah bro, most will have a slight fresh tuna-ry scent. You must hate the smell of fresh tuna (and vaginas for that matter), it's not a bad smell at all. Key word is fresh!

I don't hate the smell of tuna or vaginas, just not together lol

I must just be lucky enough to miss out on all of these 'fresh', 'tuna-ry' ladies...

Thanks for the lesson in how 'most' ladies smell though...

I'm a Midwife and I can tell you that most women have a clean 'fresh fish' smell that is unoffensive and quite normal. Even after hours of sweaty labour with bodily fluids you've never heard of, it still smells unoffensive.

I'm not a midwife but I've enjoyed a variety of ladies and am yet to come across this inoffensive 'fresh fish' smell. Its certainly not how I would describe it...Obviously this is just my experience of eating pussy as oppose to you know, child birth..."

Bruh, you don't sound like you're eating well rounded, nutritious, vitamin packed meals from all 5 of the edible pussy food groups. You're getting your legumes and grains alright but lacking your poultry and poisson punany. That, or you're just finding some women that put a lot into making their pussies smell the way they want, or their nailing the formula without knowing it. I think I know what you mean though; there have been women who were (exceptionally) odorless in comparison. But I don't want to lead on that I'm the next Micheal Douglas, you dig?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you are very confused. If it smells fishy....it’s off. If it smell of bread rising...it’s off

By it I mean the vagina flora.

Sounds like you been going down on women in desperate need of a trip to boots and ignore the ones with nothing wrong

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"When you've meet a really nice female, but her fanny absolutely stinks should you tell her ?

Awkward!!! But that fishy smell comes from the natural PH balance being disturbed by using soap down there I'll probably get laughed at for that but as a former midwife I kind of know about the female anatomy "

I’m bowing to your superior knowledge, you clearly know your way around a poonanie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you are very confused. If it smells fishy....it’s off. If it smell of bread rising...it’s off

By it I mean the vagina flora.

Sounds like you been going down on women in desperate need of a trip to boots and ignore the ones with nothing wrong "

Which women have you gone down on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you've meet a really nice female, but her fanny absolutely stinks should you tell her ?"

What's your problem dude??

If her fanny smelt that bad you wouldn't still be interested in her?? It can't smell that rank or you would have legged it.

If I a man told me he thought my fanny smelt I would be quite offended, put my clothes on and go home.

XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you've meet a really nice female, but her fanny absolutely stinks should you tell her ?

What's your problem dude??

If her fanny smelt that bad you wouldn't still be interested in her?? It can't smell that rank or you would have legged it.

If I a man told me he thought my fanny smelt I would be quite offended, put my clothes on and go home.

XXX

"

See! Told you fellas, no good can come of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GAGS!! Well if it smells like kippers I'm not going near! you can use one of the car tree airfreshners and place around your neck,make sure it's a decent one not a Poundland job.Then at your own will you can lap away like a dog at a bowl of ice cold water on a hot summer's day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't tell if it's the normal healthy fresh tuna scent you're referring to or the rotten fish on the rock smell.

If it's the latter, I doubt she'll be unaware of it and it may be that she just hasn't had good luck with her soap or cleaning methods, or there's something worse going on, but infections are on a whole different level. I generally don't discuss those things with women at all except to comment if she tastes good. Nothing good can come of it unless you're really close and open with each other and she's not embarrassed in front of you.

'normal healthy fresh tuna scent'

...dafuq?...

Not what I would call normal...

Yeah bro, most will have a slight fresh tuna-ry scent. You must hate the smell of fresh tuna (and vaginas for that matter), it's not a bad smell at all. Key word is fresh!

I don't hate the smell of tuna or vaginas, just not together lol

I must just be lucky enough to miss out on all of these 'fresh', 'tuna-ry' ladies...

Thanks for the lesson in how 'most' ladies smell though...

I'm a Midwife and I can tell you that most women have a clean 'fresh fish' smell that is unoffensive and quite normal. Even after hours of sweaty labour with bodily fluids you've never heard of, it still smells unoffensive.

I'm not a midwife but I've enjoyed a variety of ladies and am yet to come across this inoffensive 'fresh fish' smell. Its certainly not how I would describe it...Obviously this is just my experience of eating pussy as oppose to you know, child birth...

Bruh, you don't sound like you're eating well rounded, nutritious, vitamin packed meals from all 5 of the edible pussy food groups. You're getting your legumes and grains alright but lacking your poultry and poisson punany. That, or you're just finding some women that put a lot into making their pussies smell the way they want, or their nailing the formula without knowing it. I think I know what you mean though; there have been women who were (exceptionally) odorless in comparison. But I don't want to lead on that I'm the next Micheal Douglas, you dig? "

There are 5 edible pussy food groups??!

Need to make me some vag gains...

Yep getting in the legumes and grains. Clearly some poultry. Strictly sans poisson poonany though. Don't get me wrong, I like me some sushi but I won't be sticking my cock in it anytime soon.

I'm not saying it's odorless, where would be the fun in that? If she smelt like a dock/fish counter I definitely wouldn't be dining...

If that's your thing though brother then you go for it. You only live once right?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably has bv. A discreet gent might mention it politely to her as a short course of antibiotics can help although it will often go away on its own.

It's caused by being too clean."
there's some cream for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say just man ffs...and get your little snout in there !

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"No reason other than not clean when a vagina is fishy .I don't think I could ever go with anyone who had a bad smell .No excuse for bad body odour these days .

See my post above. "

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"No reason other than not clean when a vagina is fishy .I don't think I could ever go with anyone who had a bad smell .No excuse for bad body odour these days . "

Blimey 46 and you don’t know the reason for this !! Educate yourself lady

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"No reason other than not clean when a vagina is fishy .I don't think I could ever go with anyone who had a bad smell .No excuse for bad body odour these days .

Blimey 46 and you don’t know the reason for this !! Educate yourself lady "

I thought the same!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

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I thank goodness I've never had even a slightly fishy smell but I don't get how external washing is supposed to affect internal micro flora anyway? Logically it would not?

I would have thought it more about body chemistry and hormonal status?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"No reason other than not clean when a vagina is fishy .I don't think I could ever go with anyone who had a bad smell .No excuse for bad body odour these days .

Blimey 46 and you don’t know the reason for this !! Educate yourself lady "

To be fair, BV is not the only reason for an odour from a vagina, smelly dirty people who don't wash have an odour too

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

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Hehe, just realised you cannot write the word micro flora as one word cos if you do this happens micora!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No reason other than not clean when a vagina is fishy .I don't think I could ever go with anyone who had a bad smell .No excuse for bad body odour these days .

See my post above. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes if i ejaculate inside my GF she can get this within a day. For me its because she has lower PH than me and my spunk has an acidic higher PH i think? This changes hers causing it. Also shower gels etc

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By *hatterley64Couple
over a year ago

Hertford

A healthy vagina doesn’t smell fishy. An imbalance of the bacteria inside the vagina can lead to bacterial vaginosis. This can be accompanied by watery discharge and be aggravated after sex. It is easily treatable with antibiotics.

Would be totally obvious to the woman though, unless accompanied by nose blindness!!

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Some very ignorant folk on here ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No reason other than not clean when a vagina is fishy .I don't think I could ever go with anyone who had a bad smell .No excuse for bad body odour these days . "

That is the most stupidest thing I’ve seen on here and by a female as well. A women has a fishy smell down there from something called B.V it’s from being to clean actually and up setting the national cleaning element of the vagina.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

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"A healthy vagina doesn’t smell fishy. An imbalance of the bacteria inside the vagina can lead to bacterial vaginosis. This can be accompanied by watery discharge and be aggravated after sex. It is easily treatable with antibiotics.

Would be totally obvious to the woman though, unless accompanied by nose blindness!! "

Yes, I don't understand how these women can not know, unless the guys who complain are just smelling unwashed and calling it fishy, but even then they must be aware?

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


"No reason other than not clean when a vagina is fishy .I don't think I could ever go with anyone who had a bad smell .No excuse for bad body odour these days .

Blimey 46 and you don’t know the reason for this !! Educate yourself lady

To be fair, BV is not the only reason for an odour from a vagina, smelly dirty people who don't wash have an odour too

"

Exactly what I was going to say, it's not always bv.

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By *aneAndTarzanCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Whether this is a serious thread or not it's made for some entertaining reading! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually just like to pump a load of yoghurt in there to aid in a soothing way. Hopefully she can churn out some cheddar for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whether this is a serious thread or not it's made for some entertaining reading! lol"

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"A healthy vagina doesn’t smell fishy. An imbalance of the bacteria inside the vagina can lead to bacterial vaginosis. This can be accompanied by watery discharge and be aggravated after sex. It is easily treatable with antibiotics.

Would be totally obvious to the woman though, unless accompanied by nose blindness!!

Yes, I don't understand how these women can not know, unless the guys who complain are just smelling unwashed and calling it fishy, but even then they must be aware? "

I would say if it was BV the woman would be aware and wouldn't be playing anyway. The great unwashed may not be so aware though.

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"No reason other than not clean when a vagina is fishy .I don't think I could ever go with anyone who had a bad smell .No excuse for bad body odour these days .

Blimey 46 and you don’t know the reason for this !! Educate yourself lady

To be fair, BV is not the only reason for an odour from a vagina, smelly dirty people who don't wash have an odour too

Exactly what I was going to say, it's not always bv."

And there are other reasons than lack of hygiene which was my reply to a very scathing remark from her

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By *iversong321Woman
over a year ago

Preston/Merseyside


"No reason other than not clean when a vagina is fishy .I don't think I could ever go with anyone who had a bad smell .No excuse for bad body odour these days .

Blimey 46 and you don’t know the reason for this !! Educate yourself lady

I thought the same! "

So did I. Some women just don't have a clue. Surprised there was no 'advice' to wash it out with soap

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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"No reason other than not clean when a vagina is fishy .I don't think I could ever go with anyone who had a bad smell .No excuse for bad body odour these days .

Blimey 46 and you don’t know the reason for this !! Educate yourself lady

To be fair, BV is not the only reason for an odour from a vagina, smelly dirty people who don't wash have an odour too

Exactly what I was going to say, it's not always bv."

By the sounds of it people seem to think women only smell of roses unless they have BV

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Some fellas smell of beer and curry ....

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"No reason other than not clean when a vagina is fishy .I don't think I could ever go with anyone who had a bad smell .No excuse for bad body odour these days .

Blimey 46 and you don’t know the reason for this !! Educate yourself lady

To be fair, BV is not the only reason for an odour from a vagina, smelly dirty people who don't wash have an odour too

Exactly what I was going to say, it's not always bv.

By the sounds of it people seem to think women only smell of roses unless they have BV "

There’s a definite split in the thread of who jumps to the conclusion it’s BV and who jumps to the conclusion the woman is dirty. Personally i’m happy with the women I’ve met in the past

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By *hatterley64Couple
over a year ago

Hertford


"No reason other than not clean when a vagina is fishy .I don't think I could ever go with anyone who had a bad smell .No excuse for bad body odour these days .

Blimey 46 and you don’t know the reason for this !! Educate yourself lady

To be fair, BV is not the only reason for an odour from a vagina, smelly dirty people who don't wash have an odour too

Exactly what I was going to say, it's not always bv."

Strong stench ‘a la fish market’ is always BV.

Lots of other unpleasant odours, with a possible fishy undertones, would be indicative of bad hygiene of course!!

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By *hatterley64Couple
over a year ago

Hertford


"No reason other than not clean when a vagina is fishy .I don't think I could ever go with anyone who had a bad smell .No excuse for bad body odour these days .

Blimey 46 and you don’t know the reason for this !! Educate yourself lady

To be fair, BV is not the only reason for an odour from a vagina, smelly dirty people who don't wash have an odour too

Exactly what I was going to say, it's not always bv.

By the sounds of it people seem to think women only smell of roses unless they have BV "

You mean we don’t?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some fellas smell of beer and curry .... "

There dicks smell like beer and curry???...

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Oh god this just brought back memories of being 19, I'd met a girl at college and we'd hit it off, lots of flirting and eventually arranged with her to come to mine, she was gorgeous as well! So we'd watched a film and things started getting heavy, clothes started to come off and she really wanted me to go down on her, so I'm slowly kissing my way around her neck, down her body and got to her stomach, started to slip her knickers off and that's when the fishy smell slapped me round the chops I didn't know what to do or say but knew my tongue was going no further! We had sex but the waters were muddied then and it just put me off her despite her looks. Saw her on Facebook a few years back and she was doing lapdancing, I bloody hope she'd addressed it by that point lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some fellas smell of beer and curry ....

There dicks smell like beer and curry???... "

Hahahaha

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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"No reason other than not clean when a vagina is fishy .I don't think I could ever go with anyone who had a bad smell .No excuse for bad body odour these days .

Blimey 46 and you don’t know the reason for this !! Educate yourself lady

To be fair, BV is not the only reason for an odour from a vagina, smelly dirty people who don't wash have an odour too

Exactly what I was going to say, it's not always bv.

By the sounds of it people seem to think women only smell of roses unless they have BV

There’s a definite split in the thread of who jumps to the conclusion it’s BV and who jumps to the conclusion the woman is dirty. Personally i’m happy with the women I’ve met in the past "

I would say the shift is more people saying it is BV and if anyone says it is because the person is dirty they are told to go educate themselves / are ignorant etc etc

It always happens on threads like this as women get defensive, but the fact remains , some people don't wash or not as well as they should so I suppose some of us are realistic.

I am surprised that there hasn't been a comment about stinky men by now though

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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Ah ha, there it is

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By *iversong321Woman
over a year ago

Preston/Merseyside


"A healthy vagina doesn’t smell fishy. An imbalance of the bacteria inside the vagina can lead to bacterial vaginosis. This can be accompanied by watery discharge and be aggravated after sex. It is easily treatable with antibiotics.

Would be totally obvious to the woman though, unless accompanied by nose blindness!!

Yes, I don't understand how these women can not know, unless the guys who complain are just smelling unwashed and calling it fishy, but even then they must be aware?

I would say if it was BV the woman would be aware and wouldn't be playing anyway. The great unwashed may not be so aware though.

"

Women are not always aware of having BV. Especially if it is newly diagnosed. Once they recognise the odour they are more than likely to be more in tune with their bodies and learn to recognise it and associated triggers. Many will be mortified that they did not know. (Speaking from experience professionally not personally). So threads like this, which often desend into mud slinging, are not always helpful.

Yes there are some out there with hygiene issues but sometimes a bit of tact goes along way.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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"

By the sounds of it people seem to think women only smell of roses unless they have BV

You mean we don’t?!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t you just love the forums?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It makes me laugh theres a lot of people who enjoy rimming and like to get deep and dirty, yet complaining over a few sardines! All the men here complaining, if each person was out on the lash, come the end of the night if a fishy fuck were on a plate, no-one would walk away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like Obama’s anger translator once said ‘it’s just nasty’

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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"

Women are not always aware of having BV. Especially if it is newly diagnosed. Once they recognise the odour they are more than likely to be more in tune with their bodies and learn to recognise it and associated triggers. Many will be mortified that they did not know. (Speaking from experience professionally not personally). So threads like this, which often desend into mud slinging, are not always helpful.

Yes there are some out there with hygiene issues but sometimes a bit of tact goes along way."

I didn't know that, I have a crap sense of smell but I could smell it.

Saying someone may not have washed themselves is not mud slinging, it is fact. It happens no matter what people seem to think on this thread.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

A strong fishy smell can also be caused by an STI called Trichonomas..

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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Anyway to the OP, I was going to say surely she would know herself but it seems that isn't the case, so I wouldn't say anything no as she would be embarrassed and for the interest of balance, I wouldn't tell a man he had a smelly cock either, I would probably just end the meet with an excuse

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By *ast_jjMan
over a year ago

Dublin and London

Sure she knows it's smelly?

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By *hatterley64Couple
over a year ago

Hertford


"A strong fishy smell can also be caused by an STI called Trichonomas.."

True. And obviously a lot more to worry about than the odour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some very ignorant folk on here ... "

Yes agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No reason other than not clean when a vagina is fishy .I don't think I could ever go with anyone who had a bad smell .No excuse for bad body odour these days .

That is the most stupidest thing I’ve seen on here and by a female as well. A women has a fishy smell down there from something called B.V it’s from being to clean actually and up setting the national cleaning element of the vagina. "

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By *iversong321Woman
over a year ago

Preston/Merseyside


"

Women are not always aware of having BV. Especially if it is newly diagnosed. Once they recognise the odour they are more than likely to be more in tune with their bodies and learn to recognise it and associated triggers. Many will be mortified that they did not know. (Speaking from experience professionally not personally). So threads like this, which often desend into mud slinging, are not always helpful.

Yes there are some out there with hygiene issues but sometimes a bit of tact goes along way.

I didn't know that, I have a crap sense of smell but I could smell it.

Saying someone may not have washed themselves is not mud slinging, it is fact. It happens no matter what people seem to think on this thread. "

Yes it maybe fact but the delivery of how that person is told can make a big difference. Everything is not black and white yet these threads do desend into mud slinging. Does anybody know the woman who the OP met? Do we know her circumstances? What her washing facilities are like? Had she travelled a long way to the meet? What she had eaten/drank? Where she was in her menstrual cycle? All have a bearing on a ladies freshness. However for many she is either a skank who hasn't washed or has a medical issue. So unless we know the circumstanes we are all just stating our opinion on what maybe the issue.

So OP have you told your new friend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some fellas smell of beer and curry .... "
must be a black country thing! Haha!

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"No reason other than not clean when a vagina is fishy .I don't think I could ever go with anyone who had a bad smell .No excuse for bad body odour these days .

Blimey 46 and you don’t know the reason for this !! Educate yourself lady

To be fair, BV is not the only reason for an odour from a vagina, smelly dirty people who don't wash have an odour too

Exactly what I was going to say, it's not always bv.

By the sounds of it people seem to think women only smell of roses unless they have BV

There’s a definite split in the thread of who jumps to the conclusion it’s BV and who jumps to the conclusion the woman is dirty. Personally i’m happy with the women I’ve met in the past

I would say the shift is more people saying it is BV and if anyone says it is because the person is dirty they are told to go educate themselves / are ignorant etc etc

It always happens on threads like this as women get defensive, but the fact remains , some people don't wash or not as well as they should so I suppose some of us are realistic.

I am surprised that there hasn't been a comment about stinky men by now though"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No reason other than not clean when a vagina is fishy .I don't think I could ever go with anyone who had a bad smell .No excuse for bad body odour these days . "

This is actually really incorrect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another great filter thread

Some women do naturally smell regardless of how clean they are.

And smell can affected by any little thing, wearing pads/tampons, wearing liners, eating too much dairy, general diet, where a woman is in her cycle etc.

If a woman is persistently smelly then she may have an hygiene issue or she may just be unlucky and have a natural scent to her vagina which

I agree with the fresh fish comment though, I've seen(smelt) this quite a bit a work

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"

I am surprised that there hasn't been a comment about stinky men by now though"

I (husband) never want a blow job unless i have just come from the shower. I know what piss smells like and frankly, if you've got a foreskin and been for a piss then there's always some left unless you have a good shower. I just wish ladies had the same attitude, especially ones with spaggage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I (husband) never want a blow job unless i have just come from the shower. I know what piss smells like and frankly, if you've got a foreskin and been for a piss then there's always some left unless you have a good shower. I just wish ladies had the same attitude, especially ones with spaggage. "

I'm probably going to regret this, but what's spaggage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I (husband) never want a blow job unless i have just come from the shower. I know what piss smells like and frankly, if you've got a foreskin and been for a piss then there's always some left unless you have a good shower. I just wish ladies had the same attitude, especially ones with spaggage.

I'm probably going to regret this, but what's spaggage?"

Yes what is that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the humour is perhaps being missed lol

Each to their own. In my opinion pussy shouldn't smell like fish much the same as a cock shouldn't smell like cheese.

If you've got BV then get some cream.

God forbid people having a preference...

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Everyone totally missed the humour

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"

I (husband) never want a blow job unless i have just come from the shower. I know what piss smells like and frankly, if you've got a foreskin and been for a piss then there's always some left unless you have a good shower. I just wish ladies had the same attitude, especially ones with spaggage.

I'm probably going to regret this, but what's spaggage?

Yes what is that "

Big pussy lips basically

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"

Women are not always aware of having BV. Especially if it is newly diagnosed. Once they recognise the odour they are more than likely to be more in tune with their bodies and learn to recognise it and associated triggers. Many will be mortified that they did not know. (Speaking from experience professionally not personally). So threads like this, which often desend into mud slinging, are not always helpful.

Yes there are some out there with hygiene issues but sometimes a bit of tact goes along way.

I didn't know that, I have a crap sense of smell but I could smell it.

Saying someone may not have washed themselves is not mud slinging, it is fact. It happens no matter what people seem to think on this thread. "

I think the issue was more around the post earlier that said the only reason for a smell was poor hygiene, which is obviously neither correct nor helpful.

Yes, it could be that, but most people with poor genital hygiene are not likely to be spotless everywhere else - armpits, feet, teeth, hair etc! Not always, granted, but if it’s a surprise, then chances are it’s BV!

Either way, it’s not great for anyone - especially a woman - to be unaware that there are other reasons than poor hygiene for the problem!

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"A strong fishy smell can also be caused by an STI called Trichonomas.."

Or she works behind the fish counter at Morrison’s...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't tell if it's the normal healthy fresh tuna scent you're referring to or the rotten fish on the rock smell.

If it's the latter, I doubt she'll be unaware of it and it may be that she just hasn't had good luck with her soap or cleaning methods, or there's something worse going on, but infections are on a whole different level. I generally don't discuss those things with women at all except to comment if she tastes good. Nothing good can come of it unless you're really close and open with each other and she's not embarrassed in front of you.

'normal healthy fresh tuna scent'

...dafuq?...

Not what I would call normal...

Yeah bro, most will have a slight fresh tuna-ry scent. You must hate the smell of fresh tuna (and vaginas for that matter), it's not a bad smell at all. Key word is fresh!

I don't hate the smell of tuna or vaginas, just not together lol

I must just be lucky enough to miss out on all of these 'fresh', 'tuna-ry' ladies...

Thanks for the lesson in how 'most' ladies smell though...

I'm a Midwife and I can tell you that most women have a clean 'fresh fish' smell that is unoffensive and quite normal. Even after hours of sweaty labour with bodily fluids you've never heard of, it still smells unoffensive.

I'm not a midwife but I've enjoyed a variety of ladies and am yet to come across this inoffensive 'fresh fish' smell. Its certainly not how I would describe it...Obviously this is just my experience of eating pussy as oppose to you know, child birth...

Bruh, you don't sound like you're eating well rounded, nutritious, vitamin packed meals from all 5 of the edible pussy food groups. You're getting your legumes and grains alright but lacking your poultry and poisson punany. That, or you're just finding some women that put a lot into making their pussies smell the way they want, or their nailing the formula without knowing it. I think I know what you mean though; there have been women who were (exceptionally) odorless in comparison. But I don't want to lead on that I'm the next Micheal Douglas, you dig?

There are 5 edible pussy food groups??!

Need to make me some vag gains...

Yep getting in the legumes and grains. Clearly some poultry. Strictly sans poisson poonany though. Don't get me wrong, I like me some sushi but I won't be sticking my cock in it anytime soon.

I'm not saying it's odorless, where would be the fun in that? If she smelt like a dock/fish counter I definitely wouldn't be dining...

If that's your thing though brother then you go for it. You only live once right?...

"

HAHAHA That is NOT my thing, Sir Cunnilingual Vagiterian. The dock/fish counter aroma is infection or bad bv.

Come on ladies come on ladies, one pound fiiiish.

One pound fish, vedy vedy good.

One pound fish, vedy vedy cheap.

Five for three pound one pound each.

I digress. Ok so what flavours and scents have you savoured? Because, you've been getting that Everlasting Gobstopper pussy and keeping it all to yourself, bruh.

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over a year ago

Heart goes out to her tbh.

I got some extremely expensive soaps and body washes as a gift a few years back, blissfully rinsed every inch of me in the stuff. 2 weeks later I'm getting a not to unpleasant itching going on inside my vag, followed another week later by a stomach churning smell of bad fish, cue a trip to the docs and the bad news that the very expensive soaps and lotions.....pretty as they may have been, had stripped my vagina of all the oils and "healthy" bacteria that keep it smelling clean and fresh and turned me into billingsgate marketplace!! 10 days of antibiotics and a strict hygiene routine that involved cotton Bridget Jones knickers and lukewarm water without the soap and I was back to normal down there.

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over a year ago


"No reason other than not clean when a vagina is fishy .I don't think I could ever go with anyone who had a bad smell .No excuse for bad body odour these days . "

Very shocked this lady is so clueless. It's bacterial vaginosis its a simple disturbance of PH levels. Lots of women suffer with it and it's nothing to do with not being clean. In fact it's the opposite. Any lady can suffer with it and it can be treated by antibiotics then the PH should be restored and there are many supplements from Boots ECT.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Heart goes out to her tbh.

I got some extremely expensive soaps and body washes as a gift a few years back, blissfully rinsed every inch of me in the stuff. 2 weeks later I'm getting a not to unpleasant itching going on inside my vag, followed another week later by a stomach churning smell of bad fish, cue a trip to the docs and the bad news that the very expensive soaps and lotions.....pretty as they may have been, had stripped my vagina of all the oils and "healthy" bacteria that keep it smelling clean and fresh and turned me into billingsgate marketplace!! 10 days of antibiotics and a strict hygiene routine that involved cotton Bridget Jones knickers and lukewarm water without the soap and I was back to normal down there."

I wish someone medical could explain to me how this can possibly be - it's like saying washing your face gives you a throat infection. I don't doubt it is true as so many say the same, but I cannot for the life of me work out why it would, particularly as any natural flow is outwards, not inwards. I can see how sex would, or contaminated fingers, but not external washing?

I can only assume that somehow the BV colonises the clean skin to such an extent that it DOES migrate inwards? Pernicious little bastard it must be!

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over a year ago


"Heart goes out to her tbh.

I got some extremely expensive soaps and body washes as a gift a few years back, blissfully rinsed every inch of me in the stuff. 2 weeks later I'm getting a not to unpleasant itching going on inside my vag, followed another week later by a stomach churning smell of bad fish, cue a trip to the docs and the bad news that the very expensive soaps and lotions.....pretty as they may have been, had stripped my vagina of all the oils and "healthy" bacteria that keep it smelling clean and fresh and turned me into billingsgate marketplace!! 10 days of antibiotics and a strict hygiene routine that involved cotton Bridget Jones knickers and lukewarm water without the soap and I was back to normal down there.

I wish someone medical could explain to me how this can possibly be - it's like saying washing your face gives you a throat infection. I don't doubt it is true as so many say the same, but I cannot for the life of me work out why it would, particularly as any natural flow is outwards, not inwards. I can see how sex would, or contaminated fingers, but not external washing?

I can only assume that somehow the BV colonises the clean skin to such an extent that it DOES migrate inwards? Pernicious little bastard it must be!"

I honestly don't understand it myself. The doc was very understanding, she was "down there" 10 seconds and knew instantly what had happened. A course of antibiotics later and the problem was sorted. I guess it's basic biological chemistry going on. Ph balance gets disrupted and acids build up in the skin and cause bacteria that ordinarily alkalines would destroy.

Either way... No more expensive soaps going on down there.

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

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From personal experience, the best smelling vagina's have been ones where said girl has used a specific intimate hygiene wash which is PH balanced for their delicate bits.

Femfresh, springs to mind. It also doesn't mess up her unique pheromones (this is important for most men), whereas soap & shower gels play havoc with these and shouldn't be used down there.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Heart goes out to her tbh.

I got some extremely expensive soaps and body washes as a gift a few years back, blissfully rinsed every inch of me in the stuff. 2 weeks later I'm getting a not to unpleasant itching going on inside my vag, followed another week later by a stomach churning smell of bad fish, cue a trip to the docs and the bad news that the very expensive soaps and lotions.....pretty as they may have been, had stripped my vagina of all the oils and "healthy" bacteria that keep it smelling clean and fresh and turned me into billingsgate marketplace!! 10 days of antibiotics and a strict hygiene routine that involved cotton Bridget Jones knickers and lukewarm water without the soap and I was back to normal down there.

I wish someone medical could explain to me how this can possibly be - it's like saying washing your face gives you a throat infection. I don't doubt it is true as so many say the same, but I cannot for the life of me work out why it would, particularly as any natural flow is outwards, not inwards. I can see how sex would, or contaminated fingers, but not external washing?

I can only assume that somehow the BV colonises the clean skin to such an extent that it DOES migrate inwards? Pernicious little bastard it must be!

I honestly don't understand it myself. The doc was very understanding, she was "down there" 10 seconds and knew instantly what had happened. A course of antibiotics later and the problem was sorted. I guess it's basic biological chemistry going on. Ph balance gets disrupted and acids build up in the skin and cause bacteria that ordinarily alkalines would destroy.

Either way... No more expensive soaps going on down there. "

I've done a bit of reading - douching is recognised as a risk factor, contraception, sexual activity, hormonal balance, fecal contamination - but not external washing, though it is always associated with a lowering of internal acidity.

Maybe I am just very acidic inside the foof lol, I'm always told I taste good and have never had any smell and I slosh copious amounts of expensive perfumed Molton Brown shower gel round all the girlie parts when I shower, and sometimes swim for hours a week in chlorinated water too!!

Bacterial vaginosis.

C A Spiegel

+ Author Affiliations

Department of Pathology and Laboratory Medicine, University of Wisconsin, Madison 53792-0001.

SUMMARY

Bacterial vaginosis (BV) is the most common of the vaginitides affecting women of reproductive age. It appears to be due to an alteration in the vaginal ecology by which Lactobacillus spp., the predominant organisms in the healthy vagina, are replaced by a mixed flora including Prevotella bivia, Prevotella disiens, Porphyromonas spp., Mobiluncus spp., and Peptostreptococcus spp. All of these organisms except Mobiluncus spp. are also members of the endogenous vaginal flora. While evidence from treatment trials does not support the notion that BV is sexually transmitted, recent studies have shown an increased risk associated with multiple sexual partners. It has also been suggested that the pathogenesis of BV may be similar to that of urinary tract infections, with the rectum serving as a reservoir for some BV-associated flora. The organisms associated with BV have also been recognized as agents of female upper genital tract infection, including pelvic inflammatory disease, and the syndrome BV has been associated with adverse outcome of pregnancy, including premature rupture of membranes, chorioamnionitis, and fetal loss; postpartum endometritis; cuff cellulitis; and urinary tract infections. The mechanisms by which the BV-associated flora causes the signs of BV are not well understood, but a role for H2O2-producing Lactobacillus spp. in protecting against colonization by catalase-negative anaerobic bacteria has been recognized. These and other aspects of BV are reviewed.

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over a year ago


"From personal experience, the best smelling vagina's have been ones where said girl has used a specific intimate hygiene wash which is PH balanced for their delicate bits.

Femfresh, springs to mind. It also doesn't mess up her unique pheromones (this is important for most men), whereas soap & shower gels play havoc with these and shouldn't be used down there.

"

Do you ask your meets then...

"Excuse me dear but what have you washed your vagina with today"

Before you poke your pork sausage in them XXX

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Some ladies doth protest too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many vagima do you have? None....one less than me. That makes me more expert than you

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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"

Women are not always aware of having BV. Especially if it is newly diagnosed. Once they recognise the odour they are more than likely to be more in tune with their bodies and learn to recognise it and associated triggers. Many will be mortified that they did not know. (Speaking from experience professionally not personally). So threads like this, which often desend into mud slinging, are not always helpful.

Yes there are some out there with hygiene issues but sometimes a bit of tact goes along way.

I didn't know that, I have a crap sense of smell but I could smell it.

Saying someone may not have washed themselves is not mud slinging, it is fact. It happens no matter what people seem to think on this thread.

Yes it maybe fact but the delivery of how that person is told can make a big difference. Everything is not black and white yet these threads do desend into mud slinging.

"

Or in this case people being told the main reason is BV and anyone who said it may be poor hygiene ( however it is said ) is ignorant or needs educating

Both reasons could be valid.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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"

I think the issue was more around the post earlier that said the only reason for a smell was poor hygiene, which is obviously neither correct nor helpful.

"

Which was corrected by another poster by telling them it was BV. Neither were right as it could have been either of those two things

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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"No reason other than not clean when a vagina is fishy .I don't think I could ever go with anyone who had a bad smell .No excuse for bad body odour these days .

Very shocked this lady is so clueless. It's bacterial vaginosis its a simple disturbance of PH levels. Lots of women suffer with it and it's nothing to do with not being clean. In fact it's the opposite. Any lady can suffer with it and it can be treated by antibiotics then the PH should be restored and there are many supplements from Boots ECT."

As others have asked on the thread, how would you know this was the case?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a woman at the tennis club I was a member of and she would clear the changing rooms it smelt that strong.

The first time I saw her there everyone else left the room and o thought they didn't like her.Then she started to get changed and took her knickers off and wow it was horrid.The smell was that strong I rushed getting changed myself so I could leave the room.It was like the overpowering smell of rotting cabbage and fish.

She wasn't a dirty person and they seemed to have a lot of money as her husband would drop her off in brand new high end cars so I don't think it was a dirty problem I just think she had some type of bacteria problem.All the bitchy one would always talk about it but it was a strong smell and it filled the room.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"There was a woman at the tennis club I was a member of and she would clear the changing rooms it smelt that strong.

The first time I saw her there everyone else left the room and o thought they didn't like her.Then she started to get changed and took her knickers off and wow it was horrid.The smell was that strong I rushed getting changed myself so I could leave the room.It was like the overpowering smell of rotting cabbage and fish.

She wasn't a dirty person and they seemed to have a lot of money as her husband would drop her off in brand new high end cars so I don't think it was a dirty problem I just think she had some type of bacteria problem.All the bitchy one would always talk about it but it was a strong smell and it filled the room."

I worked in an office where we employed a temp who had this problem. It was a very difficult situation, the smell was very unpleasant. People would come in to the office and ask "what's that smell?" The poor woman must have been mortified.

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over a year ago


"There was a woman at the tennis club I was a member of and she would clear the changing rooms it smelt that strong.

The first time I saw her there everyone else left the room and o thought they didn't like her.Then she started to get changed and took her knickers off and wow it was horrid.The smell was that strong I rushed getting changed myself so I could leave the room.It was like the overpowering smell of rotting cabbage and fish.

She wasn't a dirty person and they seemed to have a lot of money as her husband would drop her off in brand new high end cars so I don't think it was a dirty problem I just think she had some type of bacteria problem.All the bitchy one would always talk about it but it was a strong smell and it filled the room.

I worked in an office where we employed a temp who had this problem. It was a very difficult situation, the smell was very unpleasant. People would come in to the office and ask "what's that smell?" The poor woman must have been mortified. "

It's a tricky subject to speak to someone about isn't it.

I'm sure this woman knew as every time she entered the changing room everyone else would immediately leave.

The smell was so strong you could vitruly taste in in the air.it was repulsive and the changing room would still smell for a while after she had left.

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over a year ago


"I can't tell if it's the normal healthy fresh tuna scent you're referring to or the rotten fish on the rock smell.

If it's the latter, I doubt she'll be unaware of it and it may be that she just hasn't had good luck with her soap or cleaning methods, or there's something worse going on, but infections are on a whole different level. I generally don't discuss those things with women at all except to comment if she tastes good. Nothing good can come of it unless you're really close and open with each other and she's not embarrassed in front of you.

'normal healthy fresh tuna scent'

...dafuq?...

Not what I would call normal...

Yeah bro, most will have a slight fresh tuna-ry scent. You must hate the smell of fresh tuna (and vaginas for that matter), it's not a bad smell at all. Key word is fresh!

I don't hate the smell of tuna or vaginas, just not together lol

I must just be lucky enough to miss out on all of these 'fresh', 'tuna-ry' ladies...

Thanks for the lesson in how 'most' ladies smell though...

I'm a Midwife and I can tell you that most women have a clean 'fresh fish' smell that is unoffensive and quite normal. Even after hours of sweaty labour with bodily fluids you've never heard of, it still smells unoffensive.

I'm not a midwife but I've enjoyed a variety of ladies and am yet to come across this inoffensive 'fresh fish' smell. Its certainly not how I would describe it...Obviously this is just my experience of eating pussy as oppose to you know, child birth...

Bruh, you don't sound like you're eating well rounded, nutritious, vitamin packed meals from all 5 of the edible pussy food groups. You're getting your legumes and grains alright but lacking your poultry and poisson punany. That, or you're just finding some women that put a lot into making their pussies smell the way they want, or their nailing the formula without knowing it. I think I know what you mean though; there have been women who were (exceptionally) odorless in comparison. But I don't want to lead on that I'm the next Micheal Douglas, you dig?

There are 5 edible pussy food groups??!

Need to make me some vag gains...

Yep getting in the legumes and grains. Clearly some poultry. Strictly sans poisson poonany though. Don't get me wrong, I like me some sushi but I won't be sticking my cock in it anytime soon.

I'm not saying it's odorless, where would be the fun in that? If she smelt like a dock/fish counter I definitely wouldn't be dining...

If that's your thing though brother then you go for it. You only live once right?...

HAHAHA That is NOT my thing, Sir Cunnilingual Vagiterian. The dock/fish counter aroma is infection or bad bv.

Come on ladies come on ladies, one pound fiiiish.

One pound fish, vedy vedy good.

One pound fish, vedy vedy cheap.

Five for three pound one pound each.

I digress. Ok so what flavours and scents have you savoured? Because, you've been getting that Everlasting Gobstopper pussy and keeping it all to yourself, bruh. "

All ladies have different scents and flavours, it's pheromones. Thats what makes it interesting. I must just be lucky enough to have avoided dining on kippers.

Not sure about Gobstopper pussy. If it was like confectionery I'd just nip to the shop and fill my boots. Then I could sit at home sucking on a Gobstopper and have a wank...

Feel free to swing by your local GUM clinic though, i'm sure you would be able to sniff something out to satiate your acquired taste my good man

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"There was a woman at the tennis club I was a member of and she would clear the changing rooms it smelt that strong.

The first time I saw her there everyone else left the room and o thought they didn't like her.Then she started to get changed and took her knickers off and wow it was horrid.The smell was that strong I rushed getting changed myself so I could leave the room.It was like the overpowering smell of rotting cabbage and fish.

She wasn't a dirty person and they seemed to have a lot of money as her husband would drop her off in brand new high end cars so I don't think it was a dirty problem I just think she had some type of bacteria problem.All the bitchy one would always talk about it but it was a strong smell and it filled the room.

I worked in an office where we employed a temp who had this problem. It was a very difficult situation, the smell was very unpleasant. People would come in to the office and ask "what's that smell?" The poor woman must have been mortified.

It's a tricky subject to speak to someone about isn't it.

I'm sure this woman knew as every time she entered the changing room everyone else would immediately leave.

The smell was so strong you could vitruly taste in in the air.it was repulsive and the changing room would still smell for a while after she had left."

Yep. I think there's several conditions that cause this bv being the most common but I've read about others that cause this really strong odour. Apparently antibiotics can help.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Indeed they do, every lady is different, some it's that mild musky scent that drives you wild, others don't have any smell at all. I've only ever had that one I mentioned above that was bad.

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over a year ago

Man up. and get your head down there nummy nummy nummy

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over a year ago


"I can't tell if it's the normal healthy fresh tuna scent you're referring to or the rotten fish on the rock smell.

If it's the latter, I doubt she'll be unaware of it and it may be that she just hasn't had good luck with her soap or cleaning methods, or there's something worse going on, but infections are on a whole different level. I generally don't discuss those things with women at all except to comment if she tastes good. Nothing good can come of it unless you're really close and open with each other and she's not embarrassed in front of you.

'normal healthy fresh tuna scent'

...dafuq?...

Not what I would call normal...

Yeah bro, most will have a slight fresh tuna-ry scent. You must hate the smell of fresh tuna (and vaginas for that matter), it's not a bad smell at all. Key word is fresh!

I don't hate the smell of tuna or vaginas, just not together lol

I must just be lucky enough to miss out on all of these 'fresh', 'tuna-ry' ladies...

Thanks for the lesson in how 'most' ladies smell though...

I'm a Midwife and I can tell you that most women have a clean 'fresh fish' smell that is unoffensive and quite normal. Even after hours of sweaty labour with bodily fluids you've never heard of, it still smells unoffensive.

I'm not a midwife but I've enjoyed a variety of ladies and am yet to come across this inoffensive 'fresh fish' smell. Its certainly not how I would describe it...Obviously this is just my experience of eating pussy as oppose to you know, child birth...

Bruh, you don't sound like you're eating well rounded, nutritious, vitamin packed meals from all 5 of the edible pussy food groups. You're getting your legumes and grains alright but lacking your poultry and poisson punany. That, or you're just finding some women that put a lot into making their pussies smell the way they want, or their nailing the formula without knowing it. I think I know what you mean though; there have been women who were (exceptionally) odorless in comparison. But I don't want to lead on that I'm the next Micheal Douglas, you dig?

There are 5 edible pussy food groups??!

Need to make me some vag gains...

Yep getting in the legumes and grains. Clearly some poultry. Strictly sans poisson poonany though. Don't get me wrong, I like me some sushi but I won't be sticking my cock in it anytime soon.

I'm not saying it's odorless, where would be the fun in that? If she smelt like a dock/fish counter I definitely wouldn't be dining...

If that's your thing though brother then you go for it. You only live once right?...

HAHAHA That is NOT my thing, Sir Cunnilingual Vagiterian. The dock/fish counter aroma is infection or bad bv.

Come on ladies come on ladies, one pound fiiiish.

One pound fish, vedy vedy good.

One pound fish, vedy vedy cheap.

Five for three pound one pound each.

I digress. Ok so what flavours and scents have you savoured? Because, you've been getting that Everlasting Gobstopper pussy and keeping it all to yourself, bruh.

All ladies have different scents and flavours, it's pheromones. Thats what makes it interesting. I must just be lucky enough to have avoided dining on kippers.

Not sure about Gobstopper pussy. If it was like confectionery I'd just nip to the shop and fill my boots. Then I could sit at home sucking on a Gobstopper and have a wank...

Feel free to swing by your local GUM clinic though, i'm sure you would be able to sniff something out to satiate your acquired taste my good man "

Oh now you're just having a roast. Now, did I shame you for licking all those odorless mannequins in the department stores and then wanking at home with your candy? No, I did not. I'm just saying that plastic pussy doesn't count.

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over a year ago


"There was a woman at the tennis club I was a member of and she would clear the changing rooms it smelt that strong.

The first time I saw her there everyone else left the room and o thought they didn't like her.Then she started to get changed and took her knickers off and wow it was horrid.The smell was that strong I rushed getting changed myself so I could leave the room.It was like the overpowering smell of rotting cabbage and fish.

She wasn't a dirty person and they seemed to have a lot of money as her husband would drop her off in brand new high end cars so I don't think it was a dirty problem I just think she had some type of bacteria problem.All the bitchy one would always talk about it but it was a strong smell and it filled the room.

I worked in an office where we employed a temp who had this problem. It was a very difficult situation, the smell was very unpleasant. People would come in to the office and ask "what's that smell?" The poor woman must have been mortified.

It's a tricky subject to speak to someone about isn't it.

I'm sure this woman knew as every time she entered the changing room everyone else would immediately leave.

The smell was so strong you could vitruly taste in in the air.it was repulsive and the changing room would still smell for a while after she had left.

Yep. I think there's several conditions that cause this bv being the most common but I've read about others that cause this really strong odour. Apparently antibiotics can help."

Or a pine tree car cent to hang off her belly button peircing

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"There was a woman at the tennis club I was a member of and she would clear the changing rooms it smelt that strong.

The first time I saw her there everyone else left the room and o thought they didn't like her.Then she started to get changed and took her knickers off and wow it was horrid.The smell was that strong I rushed getting changed myself so I could leave the room.It was like the overpowering smell of rotting cabbage and fish.

She wasn't a dirty person and they seemed to have a lot of money as her husband would drop her off in brand new high end cars so I don't think it was a dirty problem I just think she had some type of bacteria problem.All the bitchy one would always talk about it but it was a strong smell and it filled the room.

I worked in an office where we employed a temp who had this problem. It was a very difficult situation, the smell was very unpleasant. People would come in to the office and ask "what's that smell?" The poor woman must have been mortified.

It's a tricky subject to speak to someone about isn't it.

I'm sure this woman knew as every time she entered the changing room everyone else would immediately leave.

The smell was so strong you could vitruly taste in in the air.it was repulsive and the changing room would still smell for a while after she had left.

Yep. I think there's several conditions that cause this bv being the most common but I've read about others that cause this really strong odour. Apparently antibiotics can help.

Or a pine tree car cent to hang off her belly button peircing "

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

Pissing myself laughing. You guys are too funny.

She needs a little BV gel and everything in the garden will be rosey.

V xx

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over a year ago


"I can't tell if it's the normal healthy fresh tuna scent you're referring to or the rotten fish on the rock smell.

If it's the latter, I doubt she'll be unaware of it and it may be that she just hasn't had good luck with her soap or cleaning methods, or there's something worse going on, but infections are on a whole different level. I generally don't discuss those things with women at all except to comment if she tastes good. Nothing good can come of it unless you're really close and open with each other and she's not embarrassed in front of you.

'normal healthy fresh tuna scent'

...dafuq?...

Not what I would call normal...

Yeah bro, most will have a slight fresh tuna-ry scent. You must hate the smell of fresh tuna (and vaginas for that matter), it's not a bad smell at all. Key word is fresh!

I don't hate the smell of tuna or vaginas, just not together lol

I must just be lucky enough to miss out on all of these 'fresh', 'tuna-ry' ladies...

Thanks for the lesson in how 'most' ladies smell though...

I'm a Midwife and I can tell you that most women have a clean 'fresh fish' smell that is unoffensive and quite normal. Even after hours of sweaty labour with bodily fluids you've never heard of, it still smells unoffensive.

I'm not a midwife but I've enjoyed a variety of ladies and am yet to come across this inoffensive 'fresh fish' smell. Its certainly not how I would describe it...Obviously this is just my experience of eating pussy as oppose to you know, child birth...

Bruh, you don't sound like you're eating well rounded, nutritious, vitamin packed meals from all 5 of the edible pussy food groups. You're getting your legumes and grains alright but lacking your poultry and poisson punany. That, or you're just finding some women that put a lot into making their pussies smell the way they want, or their nailing the formula without knowing it. I think I know what you mean though; there have been women who were (exceptionally) odorless in comparison. But I don't want to lead on that I'm the next Micheal Douglas, you dig?

There are 5 edible pussy food groups??!

Need to make me some vag gains...

Yep getting in the legumes and grains. Clearly some poultry. Strictly sans poisson poonany though. Don't get me wrong, I like me some sushi but I won't be sticking my cock in it anytime soon.

I'm not saying it's odorless, where would be the fun in that? If she smelt like a dock/fish counter I definitely wouldn't be dining...

If that's your thing though brother then you go for it. You only live once right?...

HAHAHA That is NOT my thing, Sir Cunnilingual Vagiterian. The dock/fish counter aroma is infection or bad bv.

Come on ladies come on ladies, one pound fiiiish.

One pound fish, vedy vedy good.

One pound fish, vedy vedy cheap.

Five for three pound one pound each.

I digress. Ok so what flavours and scents have you savoured? Because, you've been getting that Everlasting Gobstopper pussy and keeping it all to yourself, bruh.

All ladies have different scents and flavours, it's pheromones. Thats what makes it interesting. I must just be lucky enough to have avoided dining on kippers.

Not sure about Gobstopper pussy. If it was like confectionery I'd just nip to the shop and fill my boots. Then I could sit at home sucking on a Gobstopper and have a wank...

Feel free to swing by your local GUM clinic though, i'm sure you would be able to sniff something out to satiate your acquired taste my good man

Oh now you're just having a roast. Now, did I shame you for licking all those odorless mannequins in the department stores and then wanking at home with your candy? No, I did not. I'm just saying that plastic pussy doesn't count. "

I believe yours was the comment about Gobstoppers? I was merely stating that no such lady aroma exists.

I've never tried licking a mannequin out of fear of being arrested for public prosthetic Cunnilingus...side note, i'm fairly sure they don't have genitalia??

There was no shaming involved. Feel free to enjoy whichever delicacies take your fancy. I was simply stating that it's not a preference of mine...

Or perhaps BV or STI's are rife in your city??... Are you the source of this epidemic?...

Jokes bro.

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over a year ago

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Or a pine tree car cent to hang off her belly button peircing "

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over a year ago


"I can't tell if it's the normal healthy fresh tuna scent you're referring to or the rotten fish on the rock smell.

If it's the latter, I doubt she'll be unaware of it and it may be that she just hasn't had good luck with her soap or cleaning methods, or there's something worse going on, but infections are on a whole different level. I generally don't discuss those things with women at all except to comment if she tastes good. Nothing good can come of it unless you're really close and open with each other and she's not embarrassed in front of you.

'normal healthy fresh tuna scent'

...dafuq?...

Not what I would call normal...

Yeah bro, most will have a slight fresh tuna-ry scent. You must hate the smell of fresh tuna (and vaginas for that matter), it's not a bad smell at all. Key word is fresh!

I don't hate the smell of tuna or vaginas, just not together lol

I must just be lucky enough to miss out on all of these 'fresh', 'tuna-ry' ladies...

Thanks for the lesson in how 'most' ladies smell though...

I'm a Midwife and I can tell you that most women have a clean 'fresh fish' smell that is unoffensive and quite normal. Even after hours of sweaty labour with bodily fluids you've never heard of, it still smells unoffensive.

I'm not a midwife but I've enjoyed a variety of ladies and am yet to come across this inoffensive 'fresh fish' smell. Its certainly not how I would describe it...Obviously this is just my experience of eating pussy as oppose to you know, child birth...

Bruh, you don't sound like you're eating well rounded, nutritious, vitamin packed meals from all 5 of the edible pussy food groups. You're getting your legumes and grains alright but lacking your poultry and poisson punany. That, or you're just finding some women that put a lot into making their pussies smell the way they want, or their nailing the formula without knowing it. I think I know what you mean though; there have been women who were (exceptionally) odorless in comparison. But I don't want to lead on that I'm the next Micheal Douglas, you dig?

There are 5 edible pussy food groups??!

Need to make me some vag gains...

Yep getting in the legumes and grains. Clearly some poultry. Strictly sans poisson poonany though. Don't get me wrong, I like me some sushi but I won't be sticking my cock in it anytime soon.

I'm not saying it's odorless, where would be the fun in that? If she smelt like a dock/fish counter I definitely wouldn't be dining...

If that's your thing though brother then you go for it. You only live once right?...

HAHAHA That is NOT my thing, Sir Cunnilingual Vagiterian. The dock/fish counter aroma is infection or bad bv.

Come on ladies come on ladies, one pound fiiiish.

One pound fish, vedy vedy good.

One pound fish, vedy vedy cheap.

Five for three pound one pound each.

I digress. Ok so what flavours and scents have you savoured? Because, you've been getting that Everlasting Gobstopper pussy and keeping it all to yourself, bruh.

All ladies have different scents and flavours, it's pheromones. Thats what makes it interesting. I must just be lucky enough to have avoided dining on kippers.

Not sure about Gobstopper pussy. If it was like confectionery I'd just nip to the shop and fill my boots. Then I could sit at home sucking on a Gobstopper and have a wank...

Feel free to swing by your local GUM clinic though, i'm sure you would be able to sniff something out to satiate your acquired taste my good man

Oh now you're just having a roast. Now, did I shame you for licking all those odorless mannequins in the department stores and then wanking at home with your candy? No, I did not. I'm just saying that plastic pussy doesn't count.

I believe yours was the comment about Gobstoppers? I was merely stating that no such lady aroma exists.

I've never tried licking a mannequin out of fear of being arrested for public prosthetic Cunnilingus...side note, i'm fairly sure they don't have genitalia??

There was no shaming involved. Feel free to enjoy whichever delicacies take your fancy. I was simply stating that it's not a preference of mine...

Or perhaps BV or STI's are rife in your city??... Are you the source of this epidemic?...

Jokes bro.

"

Okay so it wasn't out of fear that you licked the mannequins; noted. The question remains then, out of what then did you lick them? Desire?

STI's are indeed a risk when sleeping with real women. I don't judge you for your safer option.

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over a year ago


"I can't tell if it's the normal healthy fresh tuna scent you're referring to or the rotten fish on the rock smell.

If it's the latter, I doubt she'll be unaware of it and it may be that she just hasn't had good luck with her soap or cleaning methods, or there's something worse going on, but infections are on a whole different level. I generally don't discuss those things with women at all except to comment if she tastes good. Nothing good can come of it unless you're really close and open with each other and she's not embarrassed in front of you.

'normal healthy fresh tuna scent'

...dafuq?...

Not what I would call normal...

Yeah bro, most will have a slight fresh tuna-ry scent. You must hate the smell of fresh tuna (and vaginas for that matter), it's not a bad smell at all. Key word is fresh!

I don't hate the smell of tuna or vaginas, just not together lol

I must just be lucky enough to miss out on all of these 'fresh', 'tuna-ry' ladies...

Thanks for the lesson in how 'most' ladies smell though...

I'm a Midwife and I can tell you that most women have a clean 'fresh fish' smell that is unoffensive and quite normal. Even after hours of sweaty labour with bodily fluids you've never heard of, it still smells unoffensive.

I'm not a midwife but I've enjoyed a variety of ladies and am yet to come across this inoffensive 'fresh fish' smell. Its certainly not how I would describe it...Obviously this is just my experience of eating pussy as oppose to you know, child birth...

Bruh, you don't sound like you're eating well rounded, nutritious, vitamin packed meals from all 5 of the edible pussy food groups. You're getting your legumes and grains alright but lacking your poultry and poisson punany. That, or you're just finding some women that put a lot into making their pussies smell the way they want, or their nailing the formula without knowing it. I think I know what you mean though; there have been women who were (exceptionally) odorless in comparison. But I don't want to lead on that I'm the next Micheal Douglas, you dig?

There are 5 edible pussy food groups??!

Need to make me some vag gains...

Yep getting in the legumes and grains. Clearly some poultry. Strictly sans poisson poonany though. Don't get me wrong, I like me some sushi but I won't be sticking my cock in it anytime soon.

I'm not saying it's odorless, where would be the fun in that? If she smelt like a dock/fish counter I definitely wouldn't be dining...

If that's your thing though brother then you go for it. You only live once right?...

HAHAHA That is NOT my thing, Sir Cunnilingual Vagiterian. The dock/fish counter aroma is infection or bad bv.

Come on ladies come on ladies, one pound fiiiish.

One pound fish, vedy vedy good.

One pound fish, vedy vedy cheap.

Five for three pound one pound each.

I digress. Ok so what flavours and scents have you savoured? Because, you've been getting that Everlasting Gobstopper pussy and keeping it all to yourself, bruh.

All ladies have different scents and flavours, it's pheromones. Thats what makes it interesting. I must just be lucky enough to have avoided dining on kippers.

Not sure about Gobstopper pussy. If it was like confectionery I'd just nip to the shop and fill my boots. Then I could sit at home sucking on a Gobstopper and have a wank...

Feel free to swing by your local GUM clinic though, i'm sure you would be able to sniff something out to satiate your acquired taste my good man

Oh now you're just having a roast. Now, did I shame you for licking all those odorless mannequins in the department stores and then wanking at home with your candy? No, I did not. I'm just saying that plastic pussy doesn't count.

I believe yours was the comment about Gobstoppers? I was merely stating that no such lady aroma exists.

I've never tried licking a mannequin out of fear of being arrested for public prosthetic Cunnilingus...side note, i'm fairly sure they don't have genitalia??

There was no shaming involved. Feel free to enjoy whichever delicacies take your fancy. I was simply stating that it's not a preference of mine...

Or perhaps BV or STI's are rife in your city??... Are you the source of this epidemic?...

Jokes bro.

Okay so it wasn't out of fear that you licked the mannequins; noted. The question remains then, out of what then did you lick them? Desire?

STI's are indeed a risk when sleeping with real women. I don't judge you for your safer option. "

Touché money Frere

A slight misinterpretation of the comment. Just to clarify. I have never licked mannequin lady parts or anything else. I'm happy to stick to clean, non-fish-fragranced ladies.

Of course STI's are a risk when you're snacking on trout clout. Eee gods man.

I always go for the safer option...you know..condoms...

Doing my bit to avoid a repeat of the tragic fish-flap epidemic that you seem to be parley to...

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

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"From personal experience, the best smelling vagina's have been ones where said girl has used a specific intimate hygiene wash which is PH balanced for their delicate bits.

Femfresh, springs to mind. It also doesn't mess up her unique pheromones (this is important for most men), whereas soap & shower gels play havoc with these and shouldn't be used down there.

Do you ask your meets then...

"Excuse me dear but what have you washed your vagina with today"

Before you poke your pork sausage in them XXX"

It's been more to do with ex's I'd say, so, naturally the subject would ordinarily come up in conversation at some point or another through being together/living together. 'By eck your foo-foo smells grand, love..'

I had a very bad experience one time, though. Flying back from Crete, I was travelling solo, got seated next to a girl. It was truly the worst four hours plus flight of my life.

She smelt of rotten fish so bad, when I wasn't making trips to the loo to grab a short-lived breather, I was bourking in my seat. She was wearing denim shorts and every time she shifted in her seat... holy shit, the smell was so fucking baaad. Terrible. She was literally stinking the plane out. But, the plane was full, so, I had to endure it. I had no other choice.

I almost cheered when we eventually landed.

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over a year ago


"I can't tell if it's the normal healthy fresh tuna scent you're referring to or the rotten fish on the rock smell.

If it's the latter, I doubt she'll be unaware of it and it may be that she just hasn't had good luck with her soap or cleaning methods, or there's something worse going on, but infections are on a whole different level. I generally don't discuss those things with women at all except to comment if she tastes good. Nothing good can come of it unless you're really close and open with each other and she's not embarrassed in front of you.

'normal healthy fresh tuna scent'

...dafuq?...

Not what I would call normal...

Yeah bro, most will have a slight fresh tuna-ry scent. You must hate the smell of fresh tuna (and vaginas for that matter), it's not a bad smell at all. Key word is fresh!

I don't hate the smell of tuna or vaginas, just not together lol

I must just be lucky enough to miss out on all of these 'fresh', 'tuna-ry' ladies...

Thanks for the lesson in how 'most' ladies smell though...

I'm a Midwife and I can tell you that most women have a clean 'fresh fish' smell that is unoffensive and quite normal. Even after hours of sweaty labour with bodily fluids you've never heard of, it still smells unoffensive.

I'm not a midwife but I've enjoyed a variety of ladies and am yet to come across this inoffensive 'fresh fish' smell. Its certainly not how I would describe it...Obviously this is just my experience of eating pussy as oppose to you know, child birth...

Bruh, you don't sound like you're eating well rounded, nutritious, vitamin packed meals from all 5 of the edible pussy food groups. You're getting your legumes and grains alright but lacking your poultry and poisson punany. That, or you're just finding some women that put a lot into making their pussies smell the way they want, or their nailing the formula without knowing it. I think I know what you mean though; there have been women who were (exceptionally) odorless in comparison. But I don't want to lead on that I'm the next Micheal Douglas, you dig?

There are 5 edible pussy food groups??!

Need to make me some vag gains...

Yep getting in the legumes and grains. Clearly some poultry. Strictly sans poisson poonany though. Don't get me wrong, I like me some sushi but I won't be sticking my cock in it anytime soon.

I'm not saying it's odorless, where would be the fun in that? If she smelt like a dock/fish counter I definitely wouldn't be dining...

If that's your thing though brother then you go for it. You only live once right?...

HAHAHA That is NOT my thing, Sir Cunnilingual Vagiterian. The dock/fish counter aroma is infection or bad bv.

Come on ladies come on ladies, one pound fiiiish.

One pound fish, vedy vedy good.

One pound fish, vedy vedy cheap.

Five for three pound one pound each.

I digress. Ok so what flavours and scents have you savoured? Because, you've been getting that Everlasting Gobstopper pussy and keeping it all to yourself, bruh.

All ladies have different scents and flavours, it's pheromones. Thats what makes it interesting. I must just be lucky enough to have avoided dining on kippers.

Not sure about Gobstopper pussy. If it was like confectionery I'd just nip to the shop and fill my boots. Then I could sit at home sucking on a Gobstopper and have a wank...

Feel free to swing by your local GUM clinic though, i'm sure you would be able to sniff something out to satiate your acquired taste my good man

Oh now you're just having a roast. Now, did I shame you for licking all those odorless mannequins in the department stores and then wanking at home with your candy? No, I did not. I'm just saying that plastic pussy doesn't count.

I believe yours was the comment about Gobstoppers? I was merely stating that no such lady aroma exists.

I've never tried licking a mannequin out of fear of being arrested for public prosthetic Cunnilingus...side note, i'm fairly sure they don't have genitalia??

There was no shaming involved. Feel free to enjoy whichever delicacies take your fancy. I was simply stating that it's not a preference of mine...

Or perhaps BV or STI's are rife in your city??... Are you the source of this epidemic?...

Jokes bro.

Okay so it wasn't out of fear that you licked the mannequins; noted. The question remains then, out of what then did you lick them? Desire?

STI's are indeed a risk when sleeping with real women. I don't judge you for your safer option.

Touché money Frere

A slight misinterpretation of the comment. Just to clarify. I have never licked mannequin lady parts or anything else. I'm happy to stick to clean, non-fish-fragranced ladies.

Of course STI's are a risk when you're snacking on trout clout. Eee gods man.

I always go for the safer option...you know..condoms...

Doing my bit to avoid a repeat of the tragic fish-flap epidemic that you seem to be parley to...

"

I understood the statement by friend, I'm just joking with you. But on a slightly more serious note, if you're using condoms for giving safer oral then you're probably not eating pussy at all but.. you know.. swallowing the eel... I'm not judging you man, I'm just saying you could catch something from the balls slapping on your face too. But hey it's your safe option.. the other C-food. To each his own, bro.

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"I can't tell if it's the normal healthy fresh tuna scent you're referring to or the rotten fish on the rock smell.

If it's the latter, I doubt she'll be unaware of it and it may be that she just hasn't had good luck with her soap or cleaning methods, or there's something worse going on, but infections are on a whole different level. I generally don't discuss those things with women at all except to comment if she tastes good. Nothing good can come of it unless you're really close and open with each other and she's not embarrassed in front of you.

'normal healthy fresh tuna scent'

...dafuq?...

Not what I would call normal...

Yeah bro, most will have a slight fresh tuna-ry scent. You must hate the smell of fresh tuna (and vaginas for that matter), it's not a bad smell at all. Key word is fresh!

I don't hate the smell of tuna or vaginas, just not together lol

I must just be lucky enough to miss out on all of these 'fresh', 'tuna-ry' ladies...

Thanks for the lesson in how 'most' ladies smell though...

I'm a Midwife and I can tell you that most women have a clean 'fresh fish' smell that is unoffensive and quite normal. Even after hours of sweaty labour with bodily fluids you've never heard of, it still smells unoffensive.

I'm not a midwife but I've enjoyed a variety of ladies and am yet to come across this inoffensive 'fresh fish' smell. Its certainly not how I would describe it...Obviously this is just my experience of eating pussy as oppose to you know, child birth...

Bruh, you don't sound like you're eating well rounded, nutritious, vitamin packed meals from all 5 of the edible pussy food groups. You're getting your legumes and grains alright but lacking your poultry and poisson punany. That, or you're just finding some women that put a lot into making their pussies smell the way they want, or their nailing the formula without knowing it. I think I know what you mean though; there have been women who were (exceptionally) odorless in comparison. But I don't want to lead on that I'm the next Micheal Douglas, you dig?

There are 5 edible pussy food groups??!

Need to make me some vag gains...

Yep getting in the legumes and grains. Clearly some poultry. Strictly sans poisson poonany though. Don't get me wrong, I like me some sushi but I won't be sticking my cock in it anytime soon.

I'm not saying it's odorless, where would be the fun in that? If she smelt like a dock/fish counter I definitely wouldn't be dining...

If that's your thing though brother then you go for it. You only live once right?...

HAHAHA That is NOT my thing, Sir Cunnilingual Vagiterian. The dock/fish counter aroma is infection or bad bv.

Come on ladies come on ladies, one pound fiiiish.

One pound fish, vedy vedy good.

One pound fish, vedy vedy cheap.

Five for three pound one pound each.

I digress. Ok so what flavours and scents have you savoured? Because, you've been getting that Everlasting Gobstopper pussy and keeping it all to yourself, bruh.

All ladies have different scents and flavours, it's pheromones. Thats what makes it interesting. I must just be lucky enough to have avoided dining on kippers.

Not sure about Gobstopper pussy. If it was like confectionery I'd just nip to the shop and fill my boots. Then I could sit at home sucking on a Gobstopper and have a wank...

Feel free to swing by your local GUM clinic though, i'm sure you would be able to sniff something out to satiate your acquired taste my good man

Oh now you're just having a roast. Now, did I shame you for licking all those odorless mannequins in the department stores and then wanking at home with your candy? No, I did not. I'm just saying that plastic pussy doesn't count.

I believe yours was the comment about Gobstoppers? I was merely stating that no such lady aroma exists.

I've never tried licking a mannequin out of fear of being arrested for public prosthetic Cunnilingus...side note, i'm fairly sure they don't have genitalia??

There was no shaming involved. Feel free to enjoy whichever delicacies take your fancy. I was simply stating that it's not a preference of mine...

Or perhaps BV or STI's are rife in your city??... Are you the source of this epidemic?...

Jokes bro.

Okay so it wasn't out of fear that you licked the mannequins; noted. The question remains then, out of what then did you lick them? Desire?

STI's are indeed a risk when sleeping with real women. I don't judge you for your safer option.

Touché money Frere

A slight misinterpretation of the comment. Just to clarify. I have never licked mannequin lady parts or anything else. I'm happy to stick to clean, non-fish-fragranced ladies.

Of course STI's are a risk when you're snacking on trout clout. Eee gods man.

I always go for the safer option...you know..condoms...

Doing my bit to avoid a repeat of the tragic fish-flap epidemic that you seem to be parley to...

I understood the statement by friend, I'm just joking with you. But on a slightly more serious note, if you're using condoms for giving safer oral then you're probably not eating pussy at all but.. you know.. swallowing the eel... I'm not judging you man, I'm just saying you could catch something from the balls slapping on your face too. But hey it's your safe option.. the other C-food. To each his own, bro. "

Thanks for the advice...I...i...I was talking about penetration to be honest. You know, keep it safe, avoid STI's. Full sex. You know?? I have no desire to swallow the eel or to indulge in any other euphemism you may have for oral sex on a man. Or any kind of sex with a man. Thanks, not my thing.

I feel it's worth mentioning though especially for a chap such as yourself who enjoys certain endeavours if the seafaring nature. Dental dams exist, maybe you should consider investing in some if you are to continue your poseidon adventure?

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"I can't tell if it's the normal healthy fresh tuna scent you're referring to or the rotten fish on the rock smell.

If it's the latter, I doubt she'll be unaware of it and it may be that she just hasn't had good luck with her soap or cleaning methods, or there's something worse going on, but infections are on a whole different level. I generally don't discuss those things with women at all except to comment if she tastes good. Nothing good can come of it unless you're really close and open with each other and she's not embarrassed in front of you.

'normal healthy fresh tuna scent'

...dafuq?...

Not what I would call normal...

Yeah bro, most will have a slight fresh tuna-ry scent. You must hate the smell of fresh tuna (and vaginas for that matter), it's not a bad smell at all. Key word is fresh!

I don't hate the smell of tuna or vaginas, just not together lol

I must just be lucky enough to miss out on all of these 'fresh', 'tuna-ry' ladies...

Thanks for the lesson in how 'most' ladies smell though...

I'm a Midwife and I can tell you that most women have a clean 'fresh fish' smell that is unoffensive and quite normal. Even after hours of sweaty labour with bodily fluids you've never heard of, it still smells unoffensive.

I'm not a midwife but I've enjoyed a variety of ladies and am yet to come across this inoffensive 'fresh fish' smell. Its certainly not how I would describe it...Obviously this is just my experience of eating pussy as oppose to you know, child birth...

Bruh, you don't sound like you're eating well rounded, nutritious, vitamin packed meals from all 5 of the edible pussy food groups. You're getting your legumes and grains alright but lacking your poultry and poisson punany. That, or you're just finding some women that put a lot into making their pussies smell the way they want, or their nailing the formula without knowing it. I think I know what you mean though; there have been women who were (exceptionally) odorless in comparison. But I don't want to lead on that I'm the next Micheal Douglas, you dig?

There are 5 edible pussy food groups??!

Need to make me some vag gains...

Yep getting in the legumes and grains. Clearly some poultry. Strictly sans poisson poonany though. Don't get me wrong, I like me some sushi but I won't be sticking my cock in it anytime soon.

I'm not saying it's odorless, where would be the fun in that? If she smelt like a dock/fish counter I definitely wouldn't be dining...

If that's your thing though brother then you go for it. You only live once right?...

HAHAHA That is NOT my thing, Sir Cunnilingual Vagiterian. The dock/fish counter aroma is infection or bad bv.

Come on ladies come on ladies, one pound fiiiish.

One pound fish, vedy vedy good.

One pound fish, vedy vedy cheap.

Five for three pound one pound each.

I digress. Ok so what flavours and scents have you savoured? Because, you've been getting that Everlasting Gobstopper pussy and keeping it all to yourself, bruh.

All ladies have different scents and flavours, it's pheromones. Thats what makes it interesting. I must just be lucky enough to have avoided dining on kippers.

Not sure about Gobstopper pussy. If it was like confectionery I'd just nip to the shop and fill my boots. Then I could sit at home sucking on a Gobstopper and have a wank...

Feel free to swing by your local GUM clinic though, i'm sure you would be able to sniff something out to satiate your acquired taste my good man

Oh now you're just having a roast. Now, did I shame you for licking all those odorless mannequins in the department stores and then wanking at home with your candy? No, I did not. I'm just saying that plastic pussy doesn't count.

I believe yours was the comment about Gobstoppers? I was merely stating that no such lady aroma exists.

I've never tried licking a mannequin out of fear of being arrested for public prosthetic Cunnilingus...side note, i'm fairly sure they don't have genitalia??

There was no shaming involved. Feel free to enjoy whichever delicacies take your fancy. I was simply stating that it's not a preference of mine...

Or perhaps BV or STI's are rife in your city??... Are you the source of this epidemic?...

Jokes bro.

Okay so it wasn't out of fear that you licked the mannequins; noted. The question remains then, out of what then did you lick them? Desire?

STI's are indeed a risk when sleeping with real women. I don't judge you for your safer option.

Touché money Frere

A slight misinterpretation of the comment. Just to clarify. I have never licked mannequin lady parts or anything else. I'm happy to stick to clean, non-fish-fragranced ladies.

Of course STI's are a risk when you're snacking on trout clout. Eee gods man.

I always go for the safer option...you know..condoms...

Doing my bit to avoid a repeat of the tragic fish-flap epidemic that you seem to be parley to...

I understood the statement by friend, I'm just joking with you. But on a slightly more serious note, if you're using condoms for giving safer oral then you're probably not eating pussy at all but.. you know.. swallowing the eel... I'm not judging you man, I'm just saying you could catch something from the balls slapping on your face too. But hey it's your safe option.. the other C-food. To each his own, bro.

Thanks for the advice...I...i...I was talking about penetration to be honest. You know, keep it safe, avoid STI's. Full sex. You know?? I have no desire to swallow the eel or to indulge in any other euphemism you may have for oral sex on a man. Or any kind of sex with a man. Thanks, not my thing.

I feel it's worth mentioning though especially for a chap such as yourself who enjoys certain endeavours if the seafaring nature. Dental dams exist, maybe you should consider investing in some if you are to continue your poseidon adventure?

"

My dear friend, if you have taste buds on your winky, you had better get that checked out at the GUM clinic or become a world renowned flavored condom connoisseur. You'd need a dental dam for all that gobstopper yawning donkey too. Viruses don't need scent to be transmitted. So it's dam if they do favour fillet-o-fanny and dam if they don't cuz

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over a year ago

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"Some very ignorant folk on here ... "

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over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Ask if she has a peg.

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"I can't tell if it's the normal healthy fresh tuna scent you're referring to or the rotten fish on the rock smell.

If it's the latter, I doubt she'll be unaware of it and it may be that she just hasn't had good luck with her soap or cleaning methods, or there's something worse going on, but infections are on a whole different level. I generally don't discuss those things with women at all except to comment if she tastes good. Nothing good can come of it unless you're really close and open with each other and she's not embarrassed in front of you.

'normal healthy fresh tuna scent'

...dafuq?...

Not what I would call normal...

Yeah bro, most will have a slight fresh tuna-ry scent. You must hate the smell of fresh tuna (and vaginas for that matter), it's not a bad smell at all. Key word is fresh!

I don't hate the smell of tuna or vaginas, just not together lol

I must just be lucky enough to miss out on all of these 'fresh', 'tuna-ry' ladies...

Thanks for the lesson in how 'most' ladies smell though...

I'm a Midwife and I can tell you that most women have a clean 'fresh fish' smell that is unoffensive and quite normal. Even after hours of sweaty labour with bodily fluids you've never heard of, it still smells unoffensive.

I'm not a midwife but I've enjoyed a variety of ladies and am yet to come across this inoffensive 'fresh fish' smell. Its certainly not how I would describe it...Obviously this is just my experience of eating pussy as oppose to you know, child birth...

Bruh, you don't sound like you're eating well rounded, nutritious, vitamin packed meals from all 5 of the edible pussy food groups. You're getting your legumes and grains alright but lacking your poultry and poisson punany. That, or you're just finding some women that put a lot into making their pussies smell the way they want, or their nailing the formula without knowing it. I think I know what you mean though; there have been women who were (exceptionally) odorless in comparison. But I don't want to lead on that I'm the next Micheal Douglas, you dig?

There are 5 edible pussy food groups??!

Need to make me some vag gains...

Yep getting in the legumes and grains. Clearly some poultry. Strictly sans poisson poonany though. Don't get me wrong, I like me some sushi but I won't be sticking my cock in it anytime soon.

I'm not saying it's odorless, where would be the fun in that? If she smelt like a dock/fish counter I definitely wouldn't be dining...

If that's your thing though brother then you go for it. You only live once right?...

HAHAHA That is NOT my thing, Sir Cunnilingual Vagiterian. The dock/fish counter aroma is infection or bad bv.

Come on ladies come on ladies, one pound fiiiish.

One pound fish, vedy vedy good.

One pound fish, vedy vedy cheap.

Five for three pound one pound each.

I digress. Ok so what flavours and scents have you savoured? Because, you've been getting that Everlasting Gobstopper pussy and keeping it all to yourself, bruh.

All ladies have different scents and flavours, it's pheromones. Thats what makes it interesting. I must just be lucky enough to have avoided dining on kippers.

Not sure about Gobstopper pussy. If it was like confectionery I'd just nip to the shop and fill my boots. Then I could sit at home sucking on a Gobstopper and have a wank...

Feel free to swing by your local GUM clinic though, i'm sure you would be able to sniff something out to satiate your acquired taste my good man

Oh now you're just having a roast. Now, did I shame you for licking all those odorless mannequins in the department stores and then wanking at home with your candy? No, I did not. I'm just saying that plastic pussy doesn't count.

I believe yours was the comment about Gobstoppers? I was merely stating that no such lady aroma exists.

I've never tried licking a mannequin out of fear of being arrested for public prosthetic Cunnilingus...side note, i'm fairly sure they don't have genitalia??

There was no shaming involved. Feel free to enjoy whichever delicacies take your fancy. I was simply stating that it's not a preference of mine...

Or perhaps BV or STI's are rife in your city??... Are you the source of this epidemic?...

Jokes bro.

Okay so it wasn't out of fear that you licked the mannequins; noted. The question remains then, out of what then did you lick them? Desire?

STI's are indeed a risk when sleeping with real women. I don't judge you for your safer option.

Touché money Frere

A slight misinterpretation of the comment. Just to clarify. I have never licked mannequin lady parts or anything else. I'm happy to stick to clean, non-fish-fragranced ladies.

Of course STI's are a risk when you're snacking on trout clout. Eee gods man.

I always go for the safer option...you know..condoms...

Doing my bit to avoid a repeat of the tragic fish-flap epidemic that you seem to be parley to...

I understood the statement by friend, I'm just joking with you. But on a slightly more serious note, if you're using condoms for giving safer oral then you're probably not eating pussy at all but.. you know.. swallowing the eel... I'm not judging you man, I'm just saying you could catch something from the balls slapping on your face too. But hey it's your safe option.. the other C-food. To each his own, bro.

Thanks for the advice...I...i...I was talking about penetration to be honest. You know, keep it safe, avoid STI's. Full sex. You know?? I have no desire to swallow the eel or to indulge in any other euphemism you may have for oral sex on a man. Or any kind of sex with a man. Thanks, not my thing.

I feel it's worth mentioning though especially for a chap such as yourself who enjoys certain endeavours if the seafaring nature. Dental dams exist, maybe you should consider investing in some if you are to continue your poseidon adventure?

My dear friend, if you have taste buds on your winky, you had better get that checked out at the GUM clinic or become a world renowned flavored condom connoisseur. You'd need a dental dam for all that gobstopper yawning donkey too. Viruses don't need scent to be transmitted. So it's dam if they do favour fillet-o-fanny and dam if they don't cuz "

If i had taste buds on my winky I'd just throw some salt and vinegar on her and go to town...or maybe like a soy based tare...

I agree though bro, doesn't need scent to be transmitted. But if it's like 50/50 BV or VD you're more of a gambling man than me.

Roll the dice brother

(nice use of dam)

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"I can't tell if it's the normal healthy fresh tuna scent you're referring to or the rotten fish on the rock smell.

If it's the latter, I doubt she'll be unaware of it and it may be that she just hasn't had good luck with her soap or cleaning methods, or there's something worse going on, but infections are on a whole different level. I generally don't discuss those things with women at all except to comment if she tastes good. Nothing good can come of it unless you're really close and open with each other and she's not embarrassed in front of you.

'normal healthy fresh tuna scent'

...dafuq?...

Not what I would call normal...

Yeah bro, most will have a slight fresh tuna-ry scent. You must hate the smell of fresh tuna (and vaginas for that matter), it's not a bad smell at all. Key word is fresh!

I don't hate the smell of tuna or vaginas, just not together lol

I must just be lucky enough to miss out on all of these 'fresh', 'tuna-ry' ladies...

Thanks for the lesson in how 'most' ladies smell though...

I'm a Midwife and I can tell you that most women have a clean 'fresh fish' smell that is unoffensive and quite normal. Even after hours of sweaty labour with bodily fluids you've never heard of, it still smells unoffensive.

I'm not a midwife but I've enjoyed a variety of ladies and am yet to come across this inoffensive 'fresh fish' smell. Its certainly not how I would describe it...Obviously this is just my experience of eating pussy as oppose to you know, child birth...

Bruh, you don't sound like you're eating well rounded, nutritious, vitamin packed meals from all 5 of the edible pussy food groups. You're getting your legumes and grains alright but lacking your poultry and poisson punany. That, or you're just finding some women that put a lot into making their pussies smell the way they want, or their nailing the formula without knowing it. I think I know what you mean though; there have been women who were (exceptionally) odorless in comparison. But I don't want to lead on that I'm the next Micheal Douglas, you dig?

There are 5 edible pussy food groups??!

Need to make me some vag gains...

Yep getting in the legumes and grains. Clearly some poultry. Strictly sans poisson poonany though. Don't get me wrong, I like me some sushi but I won't be sticking my cock in it anytime soon.

I'm not saying it's odorless, where would be the fun in that? If she smelt like a dock/fish counter I definitely wouldn't be dining...

If that's your thing though brother then you go for it. You only live once right?...

HAHAHA That is NOT my thing, Sir Cunnilingual Vagiterian. The dock/fish counter aroma is infection or bad bv.

Come on ladies come on ladies, one pound fiiiish.

One pound fish, vedy vedy good.

One pound fish, vedy vedy cheap.

Five for three pound one pound each.

I digress. Ok so what flavours and scents have you savoured? Because, you've been getting that Everlasting Gobstopper pussy and keeping it all to yourself, bruh.

All ladies have different scents and flavours, it's pheromones. Thats what makes it interesting. I must just be lucky enough to have avoided dining on kippers.

Not sure about Gobstopper pussy. If it was like confectionery I'd just nip to the shop and fill my boots. Then I could sit at home sucking on a Gobstopper and have a wank...

Feel free to swing by your local GUM clinic though, i'm sure you would be able to sniff something out to satiate your acquired taste my good man

Oh now you're just having a roast. Now, did I shame you for licking all those odorless mannequins in the department stores and then wanking at home with your candy? No, I did not. I'm just saying that plastic pussy doesn't count.

I believe yours was the comment about Gobstoppers? I was merely stating that no such lady aroma exists.

I've never tried licking a mannequin out of fear of being arrested for public prosthetic Cunnilingus...side note, i'm fairly sure they don't have genitalia??

There was no shaming involved. Feel free to enjoy whichever delicacies take your fancy. I was simply stating that it's not a preference of mine...

Or perhaps BV or STI's are rife in your city??... Are you the source of this epidemic?...

Jokes bro.

Okay so it wasn't out of fear that you licked the mannequins; noted. The question remains then, out of what then did you lick them? Desire?

STI's are indeed a risk when sleeping with real women. I don't judge you for your safer option.

Touché money Frere

A slight misinterpretation of the comment. Just to clarify. I have never licked mannequin lady parts or anything else. I'm happy to stick to clean, non-fish-fragranced ladies.

Of course STI's are a risk when you're snacking on trout clout. Eee gods man.

I always go for the safer option...you know..condoms...

Doing my bit to avoid a repeat of the tragic fish-flap epidemic that you seem to be parley to...

I understood the statement by friend, I'm just joking with you. But on a slightly more serious note, if you're using condoms for giving safer oral then you're probably not eating pussy at all but.. you know.. swallowing the eel... I'm not judging you man, I'm just saying you could catch something from the balls slapping on your face too. But hey it's your safe option.. the other C-food. To each his own, bro.

Thanks for the advice...I...i...I was talking about penetration to be honest. You know, keep it safe, avoid STI's. Full sex. You know?? I have no desire to swallow the eel or to indulge in any other euphemism you may have for oral sex on a man. Or any kind of sex with a man. Thanks, not my thing.

I feel it's worth mentioning though especially for a chap such as yourself who enjoys certain endeavours if the seafaring nature. Dental dams exist, maybe you should consider investing in some if you are to continue your poseidon adventure?

My dear friend, if you have taste buds on your winky, you had better get that checked out at the GUM clinic or become a world renowned flavored condom connoisseur. You'd need a dental dam for all that gobstopper yawning donkey too. Viruses don't need scent to be transmitted. So it's dam if they do favour fillet-o-fanny and dam if they don't cuz

If i had taste buds on my winky I'd just throw some salt and vinegar on her and go to town...or maybe like a soy based tare...

I agree though bro, doesn't need scent to be transmitted. But if it's like 50/50 BV or VD you're more of a gambling man than me.

Roll the dice brother

(nice use of dam)"

Sho nuff!

But you see, my fellow cunnilingus compatriot, bv and vds cannot mimic the natural, naughty, nostalgic nostril essence of female Nemo.

According to leading pussy pathologists Fabwide, Vds and certain clitoral crustaceans lure unsuspecting eels into their trap by being odorless and waving that clit in a manner that mimics clit in distress and easy prey.. then.. the hippo yawns and he is devoured. Be safe out there

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That's narrated by Morgan Freeman by the way.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Ask if they had sushi before planning.

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By *inky LizardCouple
over a year ago

west yorks

There's actually a fish called a 'Slippery Dick'.....there's a joke there somewhere.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"No reason other than not clean when a vagina is fishy .I don't think I could ever go with anyone who had a bad smell .No excuse for bad body odour these days . "

Actually it's the opposite: too much cleansing has killed off the good bacteria so the ph level is out of sync.

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over a year ago


"That's narrated by Morgan Freeman by the way. "

I read it in the voice David Attenborough...

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over a year ago


"Maybe suggest you share a nice hot shower then warm her up with a loofah "

So you'd still proceed after a shower even though she might have an STI?

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"I can't tell if it's the normal healthy fresh tuna scent you're referring to or the rotten fish on the rock smell.

If it's the latter, I doubt she'll be unaware of it and it may be that she just hasn't had good luck with her soap or cleaning methods, or there's something worse going on, but infections are on a whole different level. I generally don't discuss those things with women at all except to comment if she tastes good. Nothing good can come of it unless you're really close and open with each other and she's not embarrassed in front of you.

'normal healthy fresh tuna scent'

...dafuq?...

Not what I would call normal...

Yeah bro, most will have a slight fresh tuna-ry scent. You must hate the smell of fresh tuna (and vaginas for that matter), it's not a bad smell at all. Key word is fresh!

I don't hate the smell of tuna or vaginas, just not together lol

I must just be lucky enough to miss out on all of these 'fresh', 'tuna-ry' ladies...

Thanks for the lesson in how 'most' ladies smell though...

I'm a Midwife and I can tell you that most women have a clean 'fresh fish' smell that is unoffensive and quite normal. Even after hours of sweaty labour with bodily fluids you've never heard of, it still smells unoffensive.

I'm not a midwife but I've enjoyed a variety of ladies and am yet to come across this inoffensive 'fresh fish' smell. Its certainly not how I would describe it...Obviously this is just my experience of eating pussy as oppose to you know, child birth...

Bruh, you don't sound like you're eating well rounded, nutritious, vitamin packed meals from all 5 of the edible pussy food groups. You're getting your legumes and grains alright but lacking your poultry and poisson punany. That, or you're just finding some women that put a lot into making their pussies smell the way they want, or their nailing the formula without knowing it. I think I know what you mean though; there have been women who were (exceptionally) odorless in comparison. But I don't want to lead on that I'm the next Micheal Douglas, you dig?

There are 5 edible pussy food groups??!

Need to make me some vag gains...

Yep getting in the legumes and grains. Clearly some poultry. Strictly sans poisson poonany though. Don't get me wrong, I like me some sushi but I won't be sticking my cock in it anytime soon.

I'm not saying it's odorless, where would be the fun in that? If she smelt like a dock/fish counter I definitely wouldn't be dining...

If that's your thing though brother then you go for it. You only live once right?...

HAHAHA That is NOT my thing, Sir Cunnilingual Vagiterian. The dock/fish counter aroma is infection or bad bv.

Come on ladies come on ladies, one pound fiiiish.

One pound fish, vedy vedy good.

One pound fish, vedy vedy cheap.

Five for three pound one pound each.

I digress. Ok so what flavours and scents have you savoured? Because, you've been getting that Everlasting Gobstopper pussy and keeping it all to yourself, bruh.

All ladies have different scents and flavours, it's pheromones. Thats what makes it interesting. I must just be lucky enough to have avoided dining on kippers.

Not sure about Gobstopper pussy. If it was like confectionery I'd just nip to the shop and fill my boots. Then I could sit at home sucking on a Gobstopper and have a wank...

Feel free to swing by your local GUM clinic though, i'm sure you would be able to sniff something out to satiate your acquired taste my good man

Oh now you're just having a roast. Now, did I shame you for licking all those odorless mannequins in the department stores and then wanking at home with your candy? No, I did not. I'm just saying that plastic pussy doesn't count.

I believe yours was the comment about Gobstoppers? I was merely stating that no such lady aroma exists.

I've never tried licking a mannequin out of fear of being arrested for public prosthetic Cunnilingus...side note, i'm fairly sure they don't have genitalia??

There was no shaming involved. Feel free to enjoy whichever delicacies take your fancy. I was simply stating that it's not a preference of mine...

Or perhaps BV or STI's are rife in your city??... Are you the source of this epidemic?...

Jokes bro.

Okay so it wasn't out of fear that you licked the mannequins; noted. The question remains then, out of what then did you lick them? Desire?

STI's are indeed a risk when sleeping with real women. I don't judge you for your safer option.

Touché money Frere

A slight misinterpretation of the comment. Just to clarify. I have never licked mannequin lady parts or anything else. I'm happy to stick to clean, non-fish-fragranced ladies.

Of course STI's are a risk when you're snacking on trout clout. Eee gods man.

I always go for the safer option...you know..condoms...

Doing my bit to avoid a repeat of the tragic fish-flap epidemic that you seem to be parley to...

I understood the statement by friend, I'm just joking with you. But on a slightly more serious note, if you're using condoms for giving safer oral then you're probably not eating pussy at all but.. you know.. swallowing the eel... I'm not judging you man, I'm just saying you could catch something from the balls slapping on your face too. But hey it's your safe option.. the other C-food. To each his own, bro.

Thanks for the advice...I...i...I was talking about penetration to be honest. You know, keep it safe, avoid STI's. Full sex. You know?? I have no desire to swallow the eel or to indulge in any other euphemism you may have for oral sex on a man. Or any kind of sex with a man. Thanks, not my thing.

I feel it's worth mentioning though especially for a chap such as yourself who enjoys certain endeavours if the seafaring nature. Dental dams exist, maybe you should consider investing in some if you are to continue your poseidon adventure?

My dear friend, if you have taste buds on your winky, you had better get that checked out at the GUM clinic or become a world renowned flavored condom connoisseur. You'd need a dental dam for all that gobstopper yawning donkey too. Viruses don't need scent to be transmitted. So it's dam if they do favour fillet-o-fanny and dam if they don't cuz

If i had taste buds on my winky I'd just throw some salt and vinegar on her and go to town...or maybe like a soy based tare...

I agree though bro, doesn't need scent to be transmitted. But if it's like 50/50 BV or VD you're more of a gambling man than me.

Roll the dice brother

(nice use of dam)

Sho nuff!

But you see, my fellow cunnilingus compatriot, bv and vds cannot mimic the natural, naughty, nostalgic nostril essence of female Nemo.

According to leading pussy pathologists Fabwide, Vds and certain clitoral crustaceans lure unsuspecting eels into their trap by being odorless and waving that clit in a manner that mimics clit in distress and easy prey.. then.. the hippo yawns and he is devoured. Be safe out there "

If she smells like something I should season and pan-fry then I'm walking. I'm not into Cunnilingual Russian roulette.

It's good to know that there are crustacean enthusiasts out there though. Riddled or not, you assess each individual case with your unique brand of marine criteria.

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By *awtyFrankleMan
over a year ago

Camden

I’m no expert but I believe the natural female pH balance can be helped through the regular liberal application of natural yoghurt.

I understand it’s important to invest in a good quality ‘live’ natural yoghurt though. A raspberry Munch Bunch from the back of the fridge is unlikely to yield the same results as a Skyr (that bit was said in a Magnus Magnussen voice).

That said, I’ve never complained about a good heathy scent from a woman when I venture down south. I know I’d be mortified if this forum was about a smell from my old boy, so I hope the lady in question never reads the OP message as it would hurt their feelings and no good would come of it.

For what it’s worth, when I’ve found the odd small triangle of toilet paper down there, goddammit I’ve eaten the bastard. Better than hurting a woman’s feelings.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I’m no expert but I believe the natural female pH balance can be helped through the regular liberal application of natural yoghurt.

I understand it’s important to invest in a good quality ‘live’ natural yoghurt though. A raspberry Munch Bunch from the back of the fridge is unlikely to yield the same results as a Skyr (that bit was said in a Magnus Magnussen voice).

That said, I’ve never complained about a good heathy scent from a woman when I venture down south. I know I’d be mortified if this forum was about a smell from my old boy, so I hope the lady in question never reads the OP message as it would hurt their feelings and no good would come of it.

For what it’s worth, when I’ve found the odd small triangle of toilet paper down there, goddammit I’ve eaten the bastard. Better than hurting a woman’s feelings. "

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley

This thread has given me a good laugh. It reminds me of that old joke "what is the definition of confusion?"

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

The lack of sexual health education on this thread is quite shocking

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"I’m no expert but I believe the natural female pH balance can be helped through the regular liberal application of natural yoghurt.

I understand it’s important to invest in a good quality ‘live’ natural yoghurt though. A raspberry Munch Bunch from the back of the fridge is unlikely to yield the same results as a Skyr (that bit was said in a Magnus Magnussen voice).

That said, I’ve never complained about a good heathy scent from a woman when I venture down south. I know I’d be mortified if this forum was about a smell from my old boy, so I hope the lady in question never reads the OP message as it would hurt their feelings and no good would come of it.

For what it’s worth, when I’ve found the odd small triangle of toilet paper down there, goddammit I’ve eaten the bastard. Better than hurting a woman’s feelings. "

Live natural yoghurt is to treat thrush (works a hell of a lot quicker than canestan too) not BV

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"I’m no expert but I believe the natural female pH balance can be helped through the regular liberal application of natural yoghurt.

I understand it’s important to invest in a good quality ‘live’ natural yoghurt though. A raspberry Munch Bunch from the back of the fridge is unlikely to yield the same results as a Skyr (that bit was said in a Magnus Magnussen voice).

That said, I’ve never complained about a good heathy scent from a woman when I venture down south. I know I’d be mortified if this forum was about a smell from my old boy, so I hope the lady in question never reads the OP message as it would hurt their feelings and no good would come of it.

For what it’s worth, when I’ve found the odd small triangle of toilet paper down there, goddammit I’ve eaten the bastard. Better than hurting a woman’s feelings.

Live natural yoghurt is to treat thrush (works a hell of a lot quicker than canestan too) not BV "

You beat me to it

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"I can't tell if it's the normal healthy fresh tuna scent you're referring to or the rotten fish on the rock smell.

If it's the latter, I doubt she'll be unaware of it and it may be that she just hasn't had good luck with her soap or cleaning methods, or there's something worse going on, but infections are on a whole different level. I generally don't discuss those things with women at all except to comment if she tastes good. Nothing good can come of it unless you're really close and open with each other and she's not embarrassed in front of you.

'normal healthy fresh tuna scent'

...dafuq?...

Not what I would call normal...

Yeah bro, most will have a slight fresh tuna-ry scent. You must hate the smell of fresh tuna (and vaginas for that matter), it's not a bad smell at all. Key word is fresh!

I don't hate the smell of tuna or vaginas, just not together lol

I must just be lucky enough to miss out on all of these 'fresh', 'tuna-ry' ladies...

Thanks for the lesson in how 'most' ladies smell though...

I'm a Midwife and I can tell you that most women have a clean 'fresh fish' smell that is unoffensive and quite normal. Even after hours of sweaty labour with bodily fluids you've never heard of, it still smells unoffensive.

I'm not a midwife but I've enjoyed a variety of ladies and am yet to come across this inoffensive 'fresh fish' smell. Its certainly not how I would describe it...Obviously this is just my experience of eating pussy as oppose to you know, child birth...

Bruh, you don't sound like you're eating well rounded, nutritious, vitamin packed meals from all 5 of the edible pussy food groups. You're getting your legumes and grains alright but lacking your poultry and poisson punany. That, or you're just finding some women that put a lot into making their pussies smell the way they want, or their nailing the formula without knowing it. I think I know what you mean though; there have been women who were (exceptionally) odorless in comparison. But I don't want to lead on that I'm the next Micheal Douglas, you dig?

There are 5 edible pussy food groups??!

Need to make me some vag gains...

Yep getting in the legumes and grains. Clearly some poultry. Strictly sans poisson poonany though. Don't get me wrong, I like me some sushi but I won't be sticking my cock in it anytime soon.

I'm not saying it's odorless, where would be the fun in that? If she smelt like a dock/fish counter I definitely wouldn't be dining...

If that's your thing though brother then you go for it. You only live once right?...

HAHAHA That is NOT my thing, Sir Cunnilingual Vagiterian. The dock/fish counter aroma is infection or bad bv.

Come on ladies come on ladies, one pound fiiiish.

One pound fish, vedy vedy good.

One pound fish, vedy vedy cheap.

Five for three pound one pound each.

I digress. Ok so what flavours and scents have you savoured? Because, you've been getting that Everlasting Gobstopper pussy and keeping it all to yourself, bruh.

All ladies have different scents and flavours, it's pheromones. Thats what makes it interesting. I must just be lucky enough to have avoided dining on kippers.

Not sure about Gobstopper pussy. If it was like confectionery I'd just nip to the shop and fill my boots. Then I could sit at home sucking on a Gobstopper and have a wank...

Feel free to swing by your local GUM clinic though, i'm sure you would be able to sniff something out to satiate your acquired taste my good man

Oh now you're just having a roast. Now, did I shame you for licking all those odorless mannequins in the department stores and then wanking at home with your candy? No, I did not. I'm just saying that plastic pussy doesn't count.

I believe yours was the comment about Gobstoppers? I was merely stating that no such lady aroma exists.

I've never tried licking a mannequin out of fear of being arrested for public prosthetic Cunnilingus...side note, i'm fairly sure they don't have genitalia??

There was no shaming involved. Feel free to enjoy whichever delicacies take your fancy. I was simply stating that it's not a preference of mine...

Or perhaps BV or STI's are rife in your city??... Are you the source of this epidemic?...

Jokes bro.

Okay so it wasn't out of fear that you licked the mannequins; noted. The question remains then, out of what then did you lick them? Desire?

STI's are indeed a risk when sleeping with real women. I don't judge you for your safer option.

Touché money Frere

A slight misinterpretation of the comment. Just to clarify. I have never licked mannequin lady parts or anything else. I'm happy to stick to clean, non-fish-fragranced ladies.

Of course STI's are a risk when you're snacking on trout clout. Eee gods man.

I always go for the safer option...you know..condoms...

Doing my bit to avoid a repeat of the tragic fish-flap epidemic that you seem to be parley to...

I understood the statement by friend, I'm just joking with you. But on a slightly more serious note, if you're using condoms for giving safer oral then you're probably not eating pussy at all but.. you know.. swallowing the eel... I'm not judging you man, I'm just saying you could catch something from the balls slapping on your face too. But hey it's your safe option.. the other C-food. To each his own, bro.

Thanks for the advice...I...i...I was talking about penetration to be honest. You know, keep it safe, avoid STI's. Full sex. You know?? I have no desire to swallow the eel or to indulge in any other euphemism you may have for oral sex on a man. Or any kind of sex with a man. Thanks, not my thing.

I feel it's worth mentioning though especially for a chap such as yourself who enjoys certain endeavours if the seafaring nature. Dental dams exist, maybe you should consider investing in some if you are to continue your poseidon adventure?

My dear friend, if you have taste buds on your winky, you had better get that checked out at the GUM clinic or become a world renowned flavored condom connoisseur. You'd need a dental dam for all that gobstopper yawning donkey too. Viruses don't need scent to be transmitted. So it's dam if they do favour fillet-o-fanny and dam if they don't cuz

If i had taste buds on my winky I'd just throw some salt and vinegar on her and go to town...or maybe like a soy based tare...

I agree though bro, doesn't need scent to be transmitted. But if it's like 50/50 BV or VD you're more of a gambling man than me.

Roll the dice brother

(nice use of dam)

Sho nuff!

But you see, my fellow cunnilingus compatriot, bv and vds cannot mimic the natural, naughty, nostalgic nostril essence of female Nemo.

According to leading pussy pathologists Fabwide, Vds and certain clitoral crustaceans lure unsuspecting eels into their trap by being odorless and waving that clit in a manner that mimics clit in distress and easy prey.. then.. the hippo yawns and he is devoured. Be safe out there

If she smells like something I should season and pan-fry then I'm walking. I'm not into Cunnilingual Russian roulette.

It's good to know that there are crustacean enthusiasts out there though. Riddled or not, you assess each individual case with your unique brand of marine criteria."

You would season and pan-fry rotted fish? Bruh!

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"When you've meet a really nice female, but her fanny absolutely stinks should you tell her ?"

Nowt wrong with a pongey flange. Get a grip man!

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"When you've meet a really nice female, but her fanny absolutely stinks should you tell her ?

Nowt wrong with a pongey flange. Get a grip man! "

You can take the man out of Grantham but .....

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over a year ago


"When you've meet a really nice female, but her fanny absolutely stinks should you tell her ?

Nowt wrong with a pongey flange. Get a grip man!

You can take the man out of Grantham but ..... "

Grantham?

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

Absolutely revolting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BV antibiotics.

Guys having had BV on and off for 15years.

On my recent visit to GU Med i asked about BV and believe it or not some times its best left as most times its only goin to come back. !

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By *awtyFrankleMan
over a year ago

Camden

Natural yoghurt works for everything, Thrush, iffy smells, razor burn, lubricant for marathon running.

I ran out of petrol the other day, luckily a pot of Danone in the boot was enough to get me home.

If I were a Sheila I’d use it as part of my daily hygiene routine. Also works great to cool down chilli. And as a refreshing breakfast / desert. There’s no end to it’s uses.

Do not re-use the same pot for multiple applications though. Your chilli will taste awful and Audi garages charge a fortune to remedy carburettor thrush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it smells that fishy, slap a few chips on it and get stuck in

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"BV antibiotics.

Guys having had BV on and off for 15years.

On my recent visit to GU Med i asked about BV and believe it or not some times its best left as most times its only goin to come back. !

"

God that’s awful. I went through a spell some years back where I had it several times and had to take the anitibiotics. Really knocked me about. Not funny, or indeed dirty as some have intimated.

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over a year ago


"BV antibiotics.

Guys having had BV on and off for 15years.

On my recent visit to GU Med i asked about BV and believe it or not some times its best left as most times its only goin to come back. !

Men hey what do they know! Lol

God that’s awful. I went through a spell some years back where I had it several times and had to take the anitibiotics. Really knocked me about. Not funny, or indeed dirty as some have intimated. "

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"

Natural yoghurt works for everything, Thrush, iffy smells, razor burn, lubricant for marathon running.

I ran out of petrol the other day, luckily a pot of Danone in the boot was enough to get me home.

If I were a Sheila I’d use it as part of my daily hygiene routine. Also works great to cool down chilli. And as a refreshing breakfast / desert. There’s no end to it’s uses.

Do not re-use the same pot for multiple applications though. Your chilli will taste awful and Audi garages charge a fortune to remedy carburettor thrush.

"

Can’t comment on the other shit but it makes BV worse, best thing hygiene wise for BV is just washing in plain water not products what so ever

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"I can't tell if it's the normal healthy fresh tuna scent you're referring to or the rotten fish on the rock smell.

If it's the latter, I doubt she'll be unaware of it and it may be that she just hasn't had good luck with her soap or cleaning methods, or there's something worse going on, but infections are on a whole different level. I generally don't discuss those things with women at all except to comment if she tastes good. Nothing good can come of it unless you're really close and open with each other and she's not embarrassed in front of you.

'normal healthy fresh tuna scent'

...dafuq?...

Not what I would call normal...

Yeah bro, most will have a slight fresh tuna-ry scent. You must hate the smell of fresh tuna (and vaginas for that matter), it's not a bad smell at all. Key word is fresh!

I don't hate the smell of tuna or vaginas, just not together lol

I must just be lucky enough to miss out on all of these 'fresh', 'tuna-ry' ladies...

Thanks for the lesson in how 'most' ladies smell though...

I'm a Midwife and I can tell you that most women have a clean 'fresh fish' smell that is unoffensive and quite normal. Even after hours of sweaty labour with bodily fluids you've never heard of, it still smells unoffensive.

I'm not a midwife but I've enjoyed a variety of ladies and am yet to come across this inoffensive 'fresh fish' smell. Its certainly not how I would describe it...Obviously this is just my experience of eating pussy as oppose to you know, child birth...

Bruh, you don't sound like you're eating well rounded, nutritious, vitamin packed meals from all 5 of the edible pussy food groups. You're getting your legumes and grains alright but lacking your poultry and poisson punany. That, or you're just finding some women that put a lot into making their pussies smell the way they want, or their nailing the formula without knowing it. I think I know what you mean though; there have been women who were (exceptionally) odorless in comparison. But I don't want to lead on that I'm the next Micheal Douglas, you dig?

There are 5 edible pussy food groups??!

Need to make me some vag gains...

Yep getting in the legumes and grains. Clearly some poultry. Strictly sans poisson poonany though. Don't get me wrong, I like me some sushi but I won't be sticking my cock in it anytime soon.

I'm not saying it's odorless, where would be the fun in that? If she smelt like a dock/fish counter I definitely wouldn't be dining...

If that's your thing though brother then you go for it. You only live once right?...

HAHAHA That is NOT my thing, Sir Cunnilingual Vagiterian. The dock/fish counter aroma is infection or bad bv.

Come on ladies come on ladies, one pound fiiiish.

One pound fish, vedy vedy good.

One pound fish, vedy vedy cheap.

Five for three pound one pound each.

I digress. Ok so what flavours and scents have you savoured? Because, you've been getting that Everlasting Gobstopper pussy and keeping it all to yourself, bruh.

All ladies have different scents and flavours, it's pheromones. Thats what makes it interesting. I must just be lucky enough to have avoided dining on kippers.

Not sure about Gobstopper pussy. If it was like confectionery I'd just nip to the shop and fill my boots. Then I could sit at home sucking on a Gobstopper and have a wank...

Feel free to swing by your local GUM clinic though, i'm sure you would be able to sniff something out to satiate your acquired taste my good man

Oh now you're just having a roast. Now, did I shame you for licking all those odorless mannequins in the department stores and then wanking at home with your candy? No, I did not. I'm just saying that plastic pussy doesn't count.

I believe yours was the comment about Gobstoppers? I was merely stating that no such lady aroma exists.

I've never tried licking a mannequin out of fear of being arrested for public prosthetic Cunnilingus...side note, i'm fairly sure they don't have genitalia??

There was no shaming involved. Feel free to enjoy whichever delicacies take your fancy. I was simply stating that it's not a preference of mine...

Or perhaps BV or STI's are rife in your city??... Are you the source of this epidemic?...

Jokes bro.

Okay so it wasn't out of fear that you licked the mannequins; noted. The question remains then, out of what then did you lick them? Desire?

STI's are indeed a risk when sleeping with real women. I don't judge you for your safer option.

Touché money Frere

A slight misinterpretation of the comment. Just to clarify. I have never licked mannequin lady parts or anything else. I'm happy to stick to clean, non-fish-fragranced ladies.

Of course STI's are a risk when you're snacking on trout clout. Eee gods man.

I always go for the safer option...you know..condoms...

Doing my bit to avoid a repeat of the tragic fish-flap epidemic that you seem to be parley to...

I understood the statement by friend, I'm just joking with you. But on a slightly more serious note, if you're using condoms for giving safer oral then you're probably not eating pussy at all but.. you know.. swallowing the eel... I'm not judging you man, I'm just saying you could catch something from the balls slapping on your face too. But hey it's your safe option.. the other C-food. To each his own, bro.

Thanks for the advice...I...i...I was talking about penetration to be honest. You know, keep it safe, avoid STI's. Full sex. You know?? I have no desire to swallow the eel or to indulge in any other euphemism you may have for oral sex on a man. Or any kind of sex with a man. Thanks, not my thing.

I feel it's worth mentioning though especially for a chap such as yourself who enjoys certain endeavours if the seafaring nature. Dental dams exist, maybe you should consider investing in some if you are to continue your poseidon adventure?

My dear friend, if you have taste buds on your winky, you had better get that checked out at the GUM clinic or become a world renowned flavored condom connoisseur. You'd need a dental dam for all that gobstopper yawning donkey too. Viruses don't need scent to be transmitted. So it's dam if they do favour fillet-o-fanny and dam if they don't cuz

If i had taste buds on my winky I'd just throw some salt and vinegar on her and go to town...or maybe like a soy based tare...

I agree though bro, doesn't need scent to be transmitted. But if it's like 50/50 BV or VD you're more of a gambling man than me.

Roll the dice brother

(nice use of dam)

Sho nuff!

But you see, my fellow cunnilingus compatriot, bv and vds cannot mimic the natural, naughty, nostalgic nostril essence of female Nemo.

According to leading pussy pathologists Fabwide, Vds and certain clitoral crustaceans lure unsuspecting eels into their trap by being odorless and waving that clit in a manner that mimics clit in distress and easy prey.. then.. the hippo yawns and he is devoured. Be safe out there

If she smells like something I should season and pan-fry then I'm walking. I'm not into Cunnilingual Russian roulette.

It's good to know that there are crustacean enthusiasts out there though. Riddled or not, you assess each individual case with your unique brand of marine criteria.

You would season and pan-fry rotted fish? Bruh!

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Nah, I don't live in Sweden bro. I'd pan-fry the shit out of some salmon though.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I can't tell if it's the normal healthy fresh tuna scent you're referring to or the rotten fish on the rock smell.

If it's the latter, I doubt she'll be unaware of it and it may be that she just hasn't had good luck with her soap or cleaning methods, or there's something worse going on, but infections are on a whole different level. I generally don't discuss those things with women at all except to comment if she tastes good. Nothing good can come of it unless you're really close and open with each other and she's not embarrassed in front of you. "

There is NO tuna fish smell on women.

If there is its Stale Piss or B.V.

Vag never smells of fish.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I can't tell if it's the normal healthy fresh tuna scent you're referring to or the rotten fish on the rock smell.

If it's the latter, I doubt she'll be unaware of it and it may be that she just hasn't had good luck with her soap or cleaning methods, or there's something worse going on, but infections are on a whole different level. I generally don't discuss those things with women at all except to comment if she tastes good. Nothing good can come of it unless you're really close and open with each other and she's not embarrassed in front of you.

'normal healthy fresh tuna scent'

...dafuq?...

Not what I would call normal...

Yeah bro, most will have a slight fresh tuna-ry scent. You must hate the smell of fresh tuna (and vaginas for that matter), it's not a bad smell at all. Key word is fresh!

I don't hate the smell of tuna or vaginas, just not together lol

I must just be lucky enough to miss out on all of these 'fresh', 'tuna-ry' ladies...

Thanks for the lesson in how 'most' ladies smell though...

I'm a Midwife and I can tell you that most women have a clean 'fresh fish' smell that is unoffensive and quite normal. Even after hours of sweaty labour with bodily fluids you've never heard of, it still smells unoffensive."

Im not a midwife and I can tell you that vaginas and natural healthy discharge never smell of fish.

Stale piss does though and so does B.V.

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By *annysupMan
over a year ago

Yarmouth

I work in a fish and chip shop. I'm use to the smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't tell if it's the normal healthy fresh tuna scent you're referring to or the rotten fish on the rock smell.

If it's the latter, I doubt she'll be unaware of it and it may be that she just hasn't had good luck with her soap or cleaning methods, or there's something worse going on, but infections are on a whole different level. I generally don't discuss those things with women at all except to comment if she tastes good. Nothing good can come of it unless you're really close and open with each other and she's not embarrassed in front of you.

There is NO tuna fish smell on women.

If there is its Stale Piss or B.V.

Vag never smells of fish."

Do you eat pussy or sniff vag often? Just wondering, because your profile says you're straight and I can't think of how you would know what it smells like apart from relying on testimony of those who do eat pussy, like me. So take your pick.

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"I can't tell if it's the normal healthy fresh tuna scent you're referring to or the rotten fish on the rock smell.

If it's the latter, I doubt she'll be unaware of it and it may be that she just hasn't had good luck with her soap or cleaning methods, or there's something worse going on, but infections are on a whole different level. I generally don't discuss those things with women at all except to comment if she tastes good. Nothing good can come of it unless you're really close and open with each other and she's not embarrassed in front of you.

'normal healthy fresh tuna scent'

...dafuq?...

Not what I would call normal...

Yeah bro, most will have a slight fresh tuna-ry scent. You must hate the smell of fresh tuna (and vaginas for that matter), it's not a bad smell at all. Key word is fresh!

I don't hate the smell of tuna or vaginas, just not together lol

I must just be lucky enough to miss out on all of these 'fresh', 'tuna-ry' ladies...

Thanks for the lesson in how 'most' ladies smell though...

I'm a Midwife and I can tell you that most women have a clean 'fresh fish' smell that is unoffensive and quite normal. Even after hours of sweaty labour with bodily fluids you've never heard of, it still smells unoffensive.

Im not a midwife and I can tell you that vaginas and natural healthy discharge never smell of fish.

Stale piss does though and so does B.V."

What are health professionals doing

As a bi woman, I can say no women I’ve been down on smell of fish. Yes there is a normal natural slight female smell, only noticeable when my tongue is in her foof and nose touching her

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I can't tell if it's the normal healthy fresh tuna scent you're referring to or the rotten fish on the rock smell.

If it's the latter, I doubt she'll be unaware of it and it may be that she just hasn't had good luck with her soap or cleaning methods, or there's something worse going on, but infections are on a whole different level. I generally don't discuss those things with women at all except to comment if she tastes good. Nothing good can come of it unless you're really close and open with each other and she's not embarrassed in front of you.

There is NO tuna fish smell on women.

If there is its Stale Piss or B.V.

Vag never smells of fish.

Do you eat pussy or sniff vag often? Just wondering, because your profile says you're straight and I can't think of how you would know what it smells like apart from relying on testimony of those who do eat pussy, like me. So take your pick. "

I agree with the part that says you can't think.

What my profile says and what I do and have done and where my knowledge of female sexuality and anatomy come from aren't related.

May you always get the fanny you deserve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't tell if it's the normal healthy fresh tuna scent you're referring to or the rotten fish on the rock smell.

If it's the latter, I doubt she'll be unaware of it and it may be that she just hasn't had good luck with her soap or cleaning methods, or there's something worse going on, but infections are on a whole different level. I generally don't discuss those things with women at all except to comment if she tastes good. Nothing good can come of it unless you're really close and open with each other and she's not embarrassed in front of you.

There is NO tuna fish smell on women.

If there is its Stale Piss or B.V.

Vag never smells of fish.

Do you eat pussy or sniff vag often? Just wondering, because your profile says you're straight and I can't think of how you would know what it smells like apart from relying on testimony of those who do eat pussy, like me. So take your pick.

I agree with the part that says you can't think.

What my profile says and what I do and have done and where my knowledge of female sexuality and anatomy come from aren't related.

May you always get the fanny you deserve "

Why resort to insults? Can't think of more effective ways to argue your point of view? At your age you should have learned to do that by now. It's all in good fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close this stupid thread .just an excuse now for people being orrible

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"Close this stupid thread .just an excuse now for people being orrible"

I agree it’s not good. However if these threads teach one person about female odours and possible reasons, that’s a good thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a clear distinction between a rotten fish smell and a SLIGHT, FRESH tuna smell. If you've never handled FRESH fish then you will not know what that smells like. It is not the smell of dead fish in the market, rotted fish, canned tuna etc. FRESH! and only a slight hint. That is not an unhealthy vagina and of course not all women smell the exact same but the slight fresh tuna-ry scent is not an unhealthy vag.

A rotten or strong pungent fish smell on the other hand is an infection. This is widely known! Don't conflate fresh fish with rotten or strong fish smell, they are worlds apart like fresh chicken and rotting chicken.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Describing the smell as fishy is just urban slang developed to cause offence it’s not a factually accurate term

I’ve never heard a medical professional call the smell that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Describing the smell as fishy is just urban slang developed to cause offence it’s not a factually accurate term

I’ve never heard a medical professional call the smell that "

the phrase is used in all the literature on it, and a gp will ask if there is a 'fishy smell' when someone has symptoms of something amiss..its a very very distinct odour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Describing the smell as fishy is just urban slang developed to cause offence it’s not a factually accurate term

I’ve never heard a medical professional call the smell that "

Men use it to shame women who actually have nothing wrong with their hoo-ha. But an infected hh does smell of strong or rotten fish and specialist do describe it that way if you research it. You're spot on about the urban offensive slang. 'Fishy punany' is the one I grew up hearing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish odour syndrome. Was covered on embarrassing bodies. Eating certain foods such as fish, beans, eggs, food with sulphur in can cause a fish smell to emit from a person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fish odour syndrome. Was covered on embarrassing bodies. Eating certain foods such as fish, beans, eggs, food with sulphur in can cause a fish smell to emit from a person. "

that is not the same thing as BV though..

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Describing the smell as fishy is just urban slang developed to cause offence it’s not a factually accurate term

I’ve never heard a medical professional call the smell that

the phrase is used in all the literature on it, and a gp will ask if there is a 'fishy smell' when someone has symptoms of something amiss..its a very very distinct odour."

After a quick look at nhs website I wasn’t mistaken on the description of the smell when I had it in pregnancy I was just asked “ if there was the intensity of my natural vaginal odour had increased”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fish odour syndrome. Was covered on embarrassing bodies. Eating certain foods such as fish, beans, eggs, food with sulphur in can cause a fish smell to emit from a person.

that is not the same thing as BV though.."

No but would be a reason for a smell

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Describing the smell as fishy is just urban slang developed to cause offence it’s not a factually accurate term

I’ve never heard a medical professional call the smell that

the phrase is used in all the literature on it, and a gp will ask if there is a 'fishy smell' when someone has symptoms of something amiss..its a very very distinct odour.

After a quick look at nhs website I wasn’t mistaken on the description of the smell when I had it in pregnancy I was just asked “ if there was the intensity of my natural vaginal odour had increased” "

Was mistaken I meant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something fishy about this thread

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