FabSwingers.com forum: Shagging all of you.

By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

What is so wrong with wanting to ‘shag the whole site’?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely fuck all, best you make a start now !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely nothing. Might be a bit sore if all in one day though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothunk just be safe while doing so

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

All us men will form an orderly Qu. When do you want to start?

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

Well, you have to start somewhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God only knows, but it wastes a lot of profile text...

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

I’m going to check every profile on this thread now to see if it has ‘I’m not here to shag the whole site’ on it.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"God only knows, but it wastes a lot of profile text..."

Phew! Someone spotted it.

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By *hythmic DriverMan
over a year ago

Croydon

"What is so wrong with wanting to ‘shag the whole site’?

Seeing as it's 80% men as members and probably more than half of them are fantasists that could be tricky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good girl thats the spirit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is so wrong with wanting to ‘shag the whole site’?

let me know the ones to avoid

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By *ibertine_mindsCouple
over a year ago

Staffs/ Derbys/ Peak District

"What is so wrong with wanting to ‘shag the whole site’?

Wanting ('wishing') to do so is one thing. Physically doing so . . .

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By *annysupMan
over a year ago

Yarmouth

Every one on this site and off it lol

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

If I found everyone on here physically and/or intellectually attractive, I'd be up for it.

Unfortunately that's not the case, so I will forego the attempt.

However, I am happy to help someone else reach that goal!

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By *knick45Man
over a year ago

Bristol

If you want to start in Bristol topsy then I'm more than willing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quantity over quality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

going be a long ass day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is so wrong with wanting to ‘shag the whole site’?

Lack of discernment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quantity over quality

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Quantity over quality

You got it. Tell me you got it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you want to work it alphabetical by I'd or area lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suggest you theme it - beardy redheads today, short baldies tomorrow, all the fantasists when you're getting tired.

Please keep a spreadsheet with detailed notes and share it with the rest of us.

Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P.S. I really appreciate the work you're going to put into this..

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By *hythmic DriverMan
over a year ago

Croydon

"P.S. I really appreciate the work you're going to put into this..

That spreadsheet could be worth a fortune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quantity over quality

You got it. Tell me you got it."

Is your Sarcasm showing- quick, tuck it back in!

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By *laytimenowMan
over a year ago

Essex

Unless im 273rd in line & specifically arranged time @

17.23 hours you can whistle !!

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Quantity over quality

You got it. Tell me you got it.

Is your Sarcasm showing- quick, tuck it back in!

Shit! *frantic rearrangement motions*

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"P.S. I really appreciate the work you're going to put into this..

Shucks, thanks but I’ve not done a spreadsheet for years, I may forget to input the data and start all over again.

(I can’t do the short ones though, could you help out?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God only knows, but it wastes a lot of profile text...

Phew! Someone spotted it."

If anyone can make up the holy trinity by shoehorning the word 'genuine' and 'If I wink, I'm not being lazy...' their desirability is off the scale for us.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"What is so wrong with wanting to ‘shag the whole site’?

Nothing at all but, as you've only had 15 verifications in over a year and there's more than 25000 on Fab looks like you're going to struggle.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"What is so wrong with wanting to ‘shag the whole site’?

Nothing at all but, as you've only had 15 verifications in over a year and there's more than 25000 on Fab looks like you're going to struggle."

Ah, 15 veris on show is the key sentence. You know that veris means diddly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a local lady to me who I'm sure is trying to do this! No convos, just meet while she's pretending to be asleep and go get what you want basically

great filter though as states she won't use condoms so anyone who has met her I definitely won't meet

think there's about 3 blokes left in my area haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(I can’t do the short ones though, could you help out?)"

I'll take the bald shorties that fuck like epileptic bunny rabbits. That should take a couple of thousand off your hands/fanny.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"What is so wrong with wanting to ‘shag the whole site’?

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You ain't got to me yet , that's what wrong with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a local lady to me who I'm sure is trying to do this! No convos, just meet while she's pretending to be asleep and go get what you want basically

great filter though as states she won't use condoms so anyone who has met her I definitely won't meet

think there's about 3 blokes left in my area haha "

That's not my idea of fun but I'm guessing its hers so good luck to her.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

(I can’t do the short ones though, could you help out?)

I'll take the bald shorties that fuck like epileptic bunny rabbits. That should take a couple of thousand off your hands/fanny.

Ta. Now, who wants the somokers? There’s also a gap for the attached and cheating going spare.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"What is so wrong with wanting to ‘shag the whole site’?

Nothing. Mind if I go next?

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"There's a local lady to me who I'm sure is trying to do this! No convos, just meet while she's pretending to be asleep and go get what you want basically

great filter though as states she won't use condoms so anyone who has met her I definitely won't meet

think there's about 3 blokes left in my area haha "

What’s the problem? Isn’t she allowed to do that? What about the blokes that shag her, are they to be judged too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m going to check every profile on this thread now to see if it has ‘I’m not here to shag the whole site’ on it."

I have. Better have a read of my profile to check.

#everyviewcounts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a local lady to me who I'm sure is trying to do this! No convos, just meet while she's pretending to be asleep and go get what you want basically

great filter though as states she won't use condoms so anyone who has met her I definitely won't meet

think there's about 3 blokes left in my area haha

That's not my idea of fun but I'm guessing its hers so good luck to her."

It's actually quite worrying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a local lady to me who I'm sure is trying to do this! No convos, just meet while she's pretending to be asleep and go get what you want basically

great filter though as states she won't use condoms so anyone who has met her I definitely won't meet

think there's about 3 blokes left in my area haha

What’s the problem? Isn’t she allowed to do that? What about the blokes that shag her, are they to be judged too?"

It's quite worrying for her safety actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a local lady to me who I'm sure is trying to do this! No convos, just meet while she's pretending to be asleep and go get what you want basically

great filter though as states she won't use condoms so anyone who has met her I definitely won't meet

think there's about 3 blokes left in my area haha

That's not my idea of fun but I'm guessing its hers so good luck to her.

It's actually quite worrying! "

Obviously not for her, leave her to get on with whatever she wants to get on with.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"There's a local lady to me who I'm sure is trying to do this! No convos, just meet while she's pretending to be asleep and go get what you want basically

great filter though as states she won't use condoms so anyone who has met her I definitely won't meet

think there's about 3 blokes left in my area haha

What’s the problem? Isn’t she allowed to do that? What about the blokes that shag her, are they to be judged too?

It's quite worrying for her safety actually "

That’s her decision to make and good luck to her. Let’s now judge the men that shag her, shall we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a local lady to me who I'm sure is trying to do this! No convos, just meet while she's pretending to be asleep and go get what you want basically

great filter though as states she won't use condoms so anyone who has met her I definitely won't meet

think there's about 3 blokes left in my area haha

What’s the problem? Isn’t she allowed to do that? What about the blokes that shag her, are they to be judged too?

It's quite worrying for her safety actually

That’s her decision to make and good luck to her. Let’s now judge the men that shag her, shall we?"

I already have as they play bareback and that's not for me. Yes good luck to her just concerning safety wise

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By *eryCuriousCouple2012Couple
over a year ago

Funville

"There's a local lady to me who I'm sure is trying to do this! No convos, just meet while she's pretending to be asleep and go get what you want basically

great filter though as states she won't use condoms so anyone who has met her I definitely won't meet

think there's about 3 blokes left in my area haha

What’s the problem? Isn’t she allowed to do that? What about the blokes that shag her, are they to be judged too?"

Pretty sure it's the men that are being judged here, not the lady specifically...

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By *eryCuriousCouple2012Couple
over a year ago

Funville

"There's a local lady to me who I'm sure is trying to do this! No convos, just meet while she's pretending to be asleep and go get what you want basically

great filter though as states she won't use condoms so anyone who has met her I definitely won't meet

think there's about 3 blokes left in my area haha

What’s the problem? Isn’t she allowed to do that? What about the blokes that shag her, are they to be judged too?

It's quite worrying for her safety actually

That’s her decision to make and good luck to her. Let’s now judge the men that shag her, shall we?

I already have as they play bareback and that's not for me. Yes good luck to her just concerning safety wise "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get to that man that's telling everyone that he has massive hands and he wants to first someone bum.

Don't forget to lube yourself up x

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Just live and let live. Re previous few posts.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"There's a local lady to me who I'm sure is trying to do this! No convos, just meet while she's pretending to be asleep and go get what you want basically

great filter though as states she won't use condoms so anyone who has met her I definitely won't meet

think there's about 3 blokes left in my area haha

What’s the problem? Isn’t she allowed to do that? What about the blokes that shag her, are they to be judged too?

Pretty sure it's the men that are being judged here, not the lady specifically..."

You don’t see the irony of having ‘I’m not here to shag the whole site’ on a swingers profile then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong in that, as long as I'm somewhere in the queue

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"When you get to that man that's telling everyone that he has massive hands and he wants to first someone bum.

Don't forget to lube yourself up x "

I’m waiting for the one that wants me to squash a frog with a stiletto whilst he watches.

It may have been a toad, I’m not sure...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing wrong with it , and an easy task as 80% off the profiles are fake it seems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you get to that man that's telling everyone that he has massive hands and he wants to first someone bum.

Don't forget to lube yourself up x

I’m waiting for the one that wants me to squash a frog with a stiletto whilst he watches.

It may have been a toad, I’m not sure..."

Ewwwwwwwww now that's weird lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who cares as long as both people agree its fun crack on get the job done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you get to that man that's telling everyone that he has massive hands and he wants to first someone bum.

Don't forget to lube yourself up x

I’m waiting for the one that wants me to squash a frog with a stiletto whilst he watches.

It may have been a toad, I’m not sure..."

I have a couple of profiles I can suggest for the 'toad' role. That would be another few knocked off the list..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is so wrong with wanting to ‘shag the whole site’?

Can't think of a single disadvantage Tops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is so wrong with wanting to ‘shag the whole site’?

Nothing at all

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"God only knows, but it wastes a lot of profile text...

Phew! Someone spotted it.

If anyone can make up the holy trinity by shoehorning the word 'genuine' and 'If I wink, I'm not being lazy...' their desirability is off the scale for us."

Or ‘not a hardened swinger’

What exactly IS a hardened swinger?!?!

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"What is so wrong with wanting to ‘shag the whole site’?

Nothing. As long as you don't mind shagging the drongos, fugglies, numpties and idiots alongside the decent attractive Fabbers.

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"What exactly IS a hardened swinger?!?!"

One that's been given heat treatment and then quenching followed by tempering.

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By *uzi Jones 26Woman
over a year ago

The Devil's Lair

"What is so wrong with wanting to ‘shag the whole site’?

Nothing. As long as you don't mind shagging the drongos, fugglies, numpties and idiots alongside the decent attractive Fabbers."

As a fugly numpty idiot I'm offended by this

Even us fugly's deserve fun! Saying that, I'm a bit fussy - doesn't really work that does it . . . X

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