FabSwingers.com forum: Cheesy Fab profile sayings

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just a bit of fun, what are the usual cheesy Fab profile sayings that you see on a regular basis, I’ll start it off.....

“I could eat pussy for hours”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine guy here .....

What are the others then women?

XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I really like mature women"

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By *ittlemisssassypantsCouple
over a year ago

South East Wales

"Not looking to sleep with the whole site"

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

""Not looking to sleep with the whole site"

This! Usually accompanied by a funny attitude about who I might be talking to or meeting. This seems to be a bit of a new thing, I didn't notice so much of it before.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I wont bite unless you ask me to

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

On verifications.

“Treat them with respect”

Yawn

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

Can breathe through my ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Won’t bite unless you ask me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been on here before

Quality over quantity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this, Ive seen all of these so far - several times

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

Squirters get priority

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Mmmmmmmmm*cringe*

Miss

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By *wned EmCouple
over a year ago

nuneaton

'user no longer on site'

I see this a lot before I can reply to a message.

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

If you don't like it, jog on...

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Cant have photos due to work

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am bi" (from straight guys)

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

""I am bi" (from straight guys)"

I’m straight (from a bi guy)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bbc to front of que

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By *rsannemacCouple
over a year ago

Hartlepool

professional couple, you get paid for being a couple??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not here to sleep through the whole site

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

No time wasters

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"No time wasters "

That's my favourite, like someone will be thinking "well I was totally going to waste your time, but now I can't dammit"

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

“Love to make women come with my mouth, never failed yet”

Same for squirting!

Hummmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I/we won't let you down"...then they let you down. lol

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Please put*^#•~ in the message title.

Right up there with discuss, I soooo like choice, kind of gives an indication of an open mind.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Looking for quality ,not quantity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/01/18 20:23:18]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples where she is "bi"

Yet all the veris are from guys.

And they dont meet women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I hope you're ok?

(Why do they hope I'm ok,they don't know me,what they gonna do if I'm not)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a repeat heavy cummer!

Yuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No time wasters

That's my favourite, like someone will be thinking "well I was totally going to waste your time, but now I can't dammit" "

Along with "No fakers". Oh fuckity, that's my plan foiled from the start then : (

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By *ackandsashaCouple
over a year ago

West Dublin

Couples with pictures only.....from someone with no pictures !

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By *ancgent74Man
over a year ago

Denton, Manchester

"How are use"

(Instead of how are you/How are you both)

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Any questions, just ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wot u into?

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

Fill in later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On verifications.

“Treat them with respect”

Yawn

Definitely yawn!! Cringe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please put “cucumber” to prove you’ve read the profile!

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

We are a couple very much in love looking to enhance our already amazing sex life.

Protesting too much methinks.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Calling women ‘girls’

Chuffing hate it

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

"We are a couple very much in love looking to enhance our already amazing sex life.

Protesting too much methinks. "

Haha we use that one! Except it’s true, !!!! Lol

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By *ooneyCouple
over a year ago

Chester

1. Very discreet = married and playing away

2. Married but not to each other= really taking the piss.

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By *oolandsexyCouple
over a year ago

kings lynn

Hate the phrase .......females! FC’s women, girls, ladies. But females sounds like you dealing in livestock ffs!

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

Calling your male partner "hubby" or referring to women as "ladies"

It's like being in a bad 1970s sex comedy.

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

"1. Very discreet = married and playing away

2. Married but not to each other= really taking the piss. "

The second one is a classic. Why mention it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the run up to Christmas.........

Who's going to help me empty my sac.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m still a virgin

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

'looking for like-minded people' having said nothing about themselves in their bio.

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By *gcw2014Couple
over a year ago

just outside of liverpool

Can't travel and can't accom

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

"Can't travel and can't accom

That's me then

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

""I am bi" (from straight guys)

I’m straight (from a bi guy)"

Lol ain’t both of those the truth

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By *ooneyCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"1. Very discreet = married and playing away

2. Married but not to each other= really taking the piss.

The second one is a classic. Why mention it? "

Because this is the theme of this particular thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no face pic, no reply.

Nearly always from ads with no face or any other sort of pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't travel and can't accom

That's me then

Definitely a fake then

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"no face pic, no reply.

Nearly always from ads with no face or any other sort of pic"
Shouldn't really reply to this...

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

"Can't travel and can't accom

That's me then

Definitely a fake then

Damn I've been found out

I just have my own reasons for putting this, it's a great filter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a repeat heavy cummer!

Yuck

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Very discreet = married and playing away

2. Married but not to each other= really taking the piss. "

This made me laugh.

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By *ooneyCouple
over a year ago

Chester

“Professional “ ffs does occupation status have any relevance during sex? Not unless you want to stick you head up your own arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a bit of fun, what are the usual cheesy Fab profile sayings that you see on a regular basis, I’ll start it off.....

“I could eat pussy for hours”"

If it takes hours you're doing it wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant thread. We’ve seen all of these. They should make Fab Bingo, see if we can find the full house.

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

I like to treat ‘the lady’ well

I will make ‘the lady’ cum

Whatever ‘the lady’ desires

Arrrghh, being referred to as ‘the lady’ makes me cringe - I appreciate someone is trying to be respectful but it literally sets me teeth on edge x

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By *ooneyCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Girls play while guys watch = male wankers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/01/18 22:21:33]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the couple that sells themselves as the 'best of something sexy:

he on she: she has the tightest/tastiest pussy/best ass/gives the best blowjobs ever

her on him: he'll make any woman drool, big thick juicy cock,best oral ever..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

single womans profile: if you want to fuck me message xxx

my response to myself: will I fuck ask another guy if I can fuck you, and in fact I'd be up or meeting and if we meet we can decide to fuck or not!

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By *sThunderThighsWoman
over a year ago

Toy Land

"I need my balls emptying"

I always think "Good for you. I need my dishwasher emptying! Maybe if I put an add up someone will pop over and do it for me!"

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By *oolandsexyCouple
over a year ago

kings lynn

"Calling your male partner "hubby" or referring to women as "ladies"

It's like being in a bad 1970s sex comedy. "

Ladies is a collective no worse than gents ! Lol. Or should wefollow the flock and be politically correct cos it’s faionable lol we all know ladies and gents in the mainstream is meant with respect and grouping of those of the same gender or should we all be gender fluid and choose day by day to please the whims of the pc brigade ?

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

professional masseur

professional photographer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Muscles, tattoos and VWE to the front of the queue"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"men must have face pic on profile" usually by single female with nothing but 15 close up photos of tits in various coloured bras.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a photographer looking too take pics for women and couples

They probably don't own a camera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im new here,will fill in later"

(Yet they joined site over a year ago

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"professional couple, you get paid for being a couple??"

Blah blah!!

If you don't mention the blah in our profile you're getting blocked!

No meets in the past six months, blah, you're getting blocked!

No mention that we're a couple blah, blocked!

No mention that you're playing away, blah n you're blocked!

If anyone says you suck cock like a Dyson then obviously you're blocked, how can I compare with that, blah!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"No black or Asian. I'm not racist, just my preference"

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By *eus n EuropaCouple
over a year ago

louth

When profile says can accommodate but then the teenage child crawls out the woodwork on the day you suggest a meet

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By *ltravioletWoman
over a year ago

In amongst the Unicorns & fairy dust

"Hi I hope you're ok?

(Why do they hope I'm ok,they don't know me,what they gonna do if I'm not) "
This made me laugh because it’s so true

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"When profile says can accommodate but then the teenage child crawls out the woodwork on the day you suggest a meet "

Fab seems to have an exceptionally high proportion of single dads, which is why they can't accommodate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve seen a status saying “Leaving the site at the weekend”

So I’ve put him on the hotlist, he’s still here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't like big women, jog on by.

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By *ipvanwinkieMan
over a year ago

out of town!

It’s the whole “no pics as I’m a professional”. A professional what? Hitman? MI5 agent?

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

"Calling your male partner "hubby" or referring to women as "ladies"

It's like being in a bad 1970s sex comedy.

I would never refer to ladies or gets unless I was referring to toilets. Using them for people makes you sound about 98

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone actually meet on this site?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I need my balls emptying"

I always think "Good for you. I need my dishwasher emptying! Maybe if I put an add up someone will pop over and do it for me!"

Brilliant!

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

Will fill in later.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

On veri’s ‘he made me wet through’ or ‘bed sheets were soaked’.

It’s cringeworthy

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Why do so many single men spoil it for us genuine guys"

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By *kyhighstilettoCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"...fun and frolics.."

Presume this to mean we should all turn up in a car where the doors fall off, wearing massive shoes and eccentric trousers

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By *urballsMan
over a year ago

Claygate

"Not looking to fuck anything breathing"

What do they want? Someone not breathing??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Verifications starting "well, what can I say about...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brilliant thread. We’ve seen all of these. They should make Fab Bingo, see if we can find the full house.

Haha like that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""...fun and frolics.."

Presume this to mean we should all turn up in a car where the doors fall off, wearing massive shoes and eccentric trousers"

Got an image stuck in my head now of lots of clowns dogging

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By *aughtywildfunCouple
over a year ago

DUDLEY

"Couples where she is "bi"

Yet all the veris are from guys.

And they dont meet women.

I see this all the time

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

so true all of these lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Calling your male partner "hubby" or referring to women as "ladies"

It's like being in a bad 1970s sex comedy. "

They get a thumb's up for spelling it correctly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking for single guys.. if we do we will find you.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will fill in later."

Pics to follow.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veris... l won't tell you what happened as I want to keep him all to myself, till next time xx .. in other words, crap meet, crap in bed, and there's not a cat in hells chance we are meeting again, it's so patronising.. don't you think ?

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rushden Lakes

"Brilliant thread. We’ve seen all of these. They should make Fab Bingo, see if we can find the full house.

Now that’s a brilliant idea for a sex party game with a forfeit attached!

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rushden Lakes

""...fun and frolics.."

Presume this to mean we should all turn up in a car where the doors fall off, wearing massive shoes and eccentric trousers"

Hahahaha!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/01/18 06:56:36]

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Veri’s - don’t lose the chance or pass him/her by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Type 'banana' into the title to make sure you've read my 60,000 word profile

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

On verifications ‘a cock to die for’ .....would anyone die for a cock?

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

The fact that the word to prove that you have read the profile is nearly always in the last sentence and in block capitals does not exactly make it a challenge!

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rushden Lakes

"The fact that the word to prove that you have read the profile is nearly always in the last sentence and in block capitals does not exactly make it a challenge!

(Runs off to put “antidisestablishmentarianism “ in the middle of our profile in code)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inexperienced & shy

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Professional guy, lady, couple.

Does that mean they’re being paid to be on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the majority still can't find it!!

We dispensed with that idea ages ago, the majority fail to read profiles

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By *oolandsexyCouple
over a year ago

kings lynn

"Calling your male partner "hubby" or referring to women as "ladies"

It's like being in a bad 1970s sex comedy.

I would never refer to ladies or gets unless I was referring to toilets. Using them for people makes you sound about 98

There again being self professed lefty liberals. You probably prefer peeps and hey guys for all genders which makes you sound at the other end of the age spectrum! Lol More likely to remind people of the character shaggy from Scooby Doo lol

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"On verifications ‘a cock to die for’ .....would anyone die for a cock?

She might have ch**ed on his chicken

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By *estinysswingersCouple
over a year ago

Worsley

Professional couple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Professional couple. "

One of my favourites. Cringe factor level 10000

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By *ffanotdykeCouple
over a year ago

Telford

Phew! Its looks as if everything anyone has ever written on a profile is going to upset someone.

It just might just be possible that some folks are actually telling the truth.

We hadn't cottoned on to the fact that swinging had become so serious. We thought it was just for fun. Time we sharpened up our act.

Just for the record we are genuinely married but not to each other and our respective partners are fully aware of our relationship.

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By *hitevanMan
over a year ago

sheffield ( S17 )

Mmmmmm

Should I stay or should I go ?

( cry for attention ‘ just makes me think fuck off then.)

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rushden Lakes

Should I stay or should I go ?

First earworm of the day then!

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

"Calling your male partner "hubby" or referring to women as "ladies"

It's like being in a bad 1970s sex comedy.

I would never refer to ladies or gets unless I was referring to toilets. Using them for people makes you sound about 98

Nope. "men" and "women" does the job we find.

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

"Mmmmmm

Should I stay or should I go ?

( cry for attention ‘ just makes me think fuck off then.)"

If they go there will be trouble and if they stay it will be double...

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By *hitevanMan
over a year ago

sheffield ( S17 )

Oh and Sydney University would be a great username

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rushden Lakes

"Oh and Sydney University would be a great username"

Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trust me

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

‘Looking for fun’.

What the chuff is ‘fun’?

In my day ‘fun’ was going bowling, ice skating etc. Not now though in case I risk breaking a nail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attention seeking status updates letting you know "Its cold outside" or "It's Friday yeahh". We know, thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find status updates to be particularly amusing.

Those who want to roll on to something or even role on!

You know who you are.

Can’t wait for........

Two more sleeps........

Anyone going to [x] on Saturday say hi

Prescription drugs and underwear (used) for sale

.........the list goes on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“This couple are what Fab is all about”

“This girl is what Fab is all about”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be totally honest I steer well clear of cheese where Fab is concerned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fact that the word to prove that you have read the profile is nearly always in the last sentence and in block capitals does not exactly make it a challenge!

(Runs off to put “antidisestablishmentarianism “ in the middle of our profile in code)

Ha ha

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Guarantee to have you squirting all night

Honest genuine guy

Have as much stamina as a race horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guarantee to have you squirting all night

Honest genuine guy

Have as much stamina as a race horse

But in reality one minute wonder

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Ive never had any complaints/won’t disappoint

Equals “I’m the worst shag of your life”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phew! Its looks as if everything anyone has ever written on a profile is going to upset someone.

It just might just be possible that some folks are actually telling the truth.

We hadn't cottoned on to the fact that swinging had become so serious. We thought it was just for fun. Time we sharpened up our act.

Just for the record we are genuinely married but not to each other and our respective partners are fully aware of our relationship. "

I thought the thread was just a bit of fun. Ditto the "Fabspeak" thread x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very Picky" with 1 social meet in 2 years. They are just her for wank fodder...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be physically fit

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Thanks peeps this thread has made me laugh so much.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and Sydney University would be a great username"

There was a guy using this name a while back

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Oh and Sydney University would be a great username

There was a guy using this name a while back

He is still here. He is the CEO of Sydney University.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guarantee to have you squirting all night

Honest genuine guy

Have as much stamina as a race horse

But in reality one minute wonder

"One minute wonder"

Really don't know how some people hit that major milestone. I did get to 21 seconds once.

Pathetic... I know.

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By *igboobstCouple
over a year ago

barrow

Happy swinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for exceptional ..."

Makes me want to reply "I'm mundane and unexceptional, fancy it?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Phew! Its looks as if everything anyone has ever written on a profile is going to upset someone.

It just might just be possible that some folks are actually telling the truth.

We hadn't cottoned on to the fact that swinging had become so serious. We thought it was just for fun. Time we sharpened up our act.

Just for the record we are genuinely married but not to each other and our respective partners are fully aware of our relationship.

I thought the thread was just a bit of fun. Ditto the "Fabspeak" thread x"

It is meant as a bit of fun x

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rushden Lakes

"The fact that the word to prove that you have read the profile is nearly always in the last sentence and in block capitals does not exactly make it a challenge!

(Runs off to put “antidisestablishmentarianism “ in the middle of our profile in code)

Ha ha

Now in our profile - along with being fugly from another post about “attractive” people...

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"We are a couple very much in love looking to enhance our already amazing sex life.

Protesting too much methinks. "

This one always makes me go

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By *hitevanMan
over a year ago

sheffield ( S17 )

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By *kyhighstilettoCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

""...fun and frolics.."

Presume this to mean we should all turn up in a car where the doors fall off, wearing massive shoes and eccentric trousers

Got an image stuck in my head now of lots of clowns dogging

Way too freaky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I hope you're ok?

(Why do they hope I'm ok,they don't know me,what they gonna do if I'm not) "

when i started i was bad for this. in truth we actually dont care if youre feeling is ok, we just care if theyre going to reply. ive had some bad chat up lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told I'm handsome - By who, your mum??

I'm a BBW - so sorry but BUW, maybe

Considered vwe - ummm no!

Can go all night - set aside 10 minutes then I'm offski lol

Could go on and on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Remember it's 2016, people!"

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

""Remember it's 2016, people!"

It was a good year!

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Was here before, if we met please veri me again.

You knew the rules when you left. Do the work and get rewarded. Don't ask others to make up for a decision you made.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Remember it's 2016, people!"

It was a good year!

It must have been

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