FabSwingers.com forum: joke time

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pier the French fighter pilot crash lands in a Swedish

Girls barn she nurses him to good health

For his appreciation he cooked her lovely meal she says Pier kiss me he opens up a bottle of red wine

And pours it on her face and kisses her she loving it but asks why

He say my name is pier the French fighter pilot when I have red meat I have red wine ‘

She get turned on and rips open her top she say pier kiss my breasts !

He opens white wine and pours in on her tits and kisses them

She say why

He’s say iam pier the French fighter pilot when I have white meat I have white wine

By this point she wet dripping wanting more she rips off her knickers telling him to go down on her

He opens whisky and pours it on her fanny and sets her a light

She’s running round saying pier why why

He say iam pier the French fighter pilot when I go down I go down in flames