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By *ackey102 OP   Man
over a year ago

South Norfolk

How do campers

I've seen a trait that's seems to be forming of late!

I have recently had the pleasure of chatting to a couple this week, all went well and was impressed with the neck down that was till i sent a face picture (that was when it went pear shaped) They sacked me!!! Now this is the 3rd time it has happened and im wondering if i should lop of the head and let the body go off and have the fun or should i just call it a day and get my Lego out

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I wouldn't go to those extremes.

Maybe a paper bag to start with.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

What do you call a man with a paper bag on his head?

Russell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can get a face transplant these days. If you tell the doctor that it is interfering with your standard of living and making you depressed,the NHS will fund it.

Other than that,you can say 'stuff those that tell you you're not good enough,they're no oil paintings themselves'.

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By *ackey102 OP   Man
over a year ago

South Norfolk

Hahahahahahahaha i like it. Have looked into a labotaney (think that's how you spell it) once

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By *ackey102 OP   Man
over a year ago

South Norfolk


"You can get a face transplant these days. If you tell the doctor that it is interfering with your standard of living and making you depressed,the NHS will fund it.

Other than that,you can say 'stuff those that tell you you're not good enough,they're no oil paintings themselves'."

I am happy with my "fizz-og" as it's the only one i have (&it taken time for this chiseled looks lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can get a face transplant these days. If you tell the doctor that it is interfering with your standard of living and making you depressed,the NHS will fund it.

Other than that,you can say 'stuff those that tell you you're not good enough,they're no oil paintings themselves'.

I am happy with my "fizz-og" as it's the only one i have (&it taken time for this chiseled looks lol)"

be proud of who you are. if you're not good enough for someone,then they are not good enough for you either.

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By *ackey102 OP   Man
over a year ago

South Norfolk


"You can get a face transplant these days. If you tell the doctor that it is interfering with your standard of living and making you depressed,the NHS will fund it.

Other than that,you can say 'stuff those that tell you you're not good enough,they're no oil paintings themselves'.

I am happy with my "fizz-og" as it's the only one i have (&it taken time for this chiseled looks lol)

be proud of who you are. if you're not good enough for someone,then they are not good enough for you either."

Noted and agree. You young lady are very wise and i thank you.

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By *ammyharrogateWoman
over a year ago

Harrogate

Is it just me who understood any of that can I have a translation my northern brain hurts

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By *ammyharrogateWoman
over a year ago

Harrogate


"Is it just me who understood any of that can I have a translation my northern brain hurts "

*didnt I’m speaking funnny now

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By *ackey102 OP   Man
over a year ago

South Norfolk


"Is it just me who understood any of that can I have a translation my northern brain hurts "

Lmfao which part are you lost on?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Is it just me who understood any of that can I have a translation my northern brain hurts

Lmfao which part are you lost on?"

How do campers ..... sounds like an incomplete question but I think he is just saying hello to us.

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By *ackey102 OP   Man
over a year ago

South Norfolk


"Is it just me who understood any of that can I have a translation my northern brain hurts

Lmfao which part are you lost on?

How do campers ..... sounds like an incomplete question but I think he is just saying hello to us. "

I am saying "howdy dudie"as anything else seem like a shoot down

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Is it just me who understood any of that can I have a translation my northern brain hurts "

People like his body, but his face not so much.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Is it just me who understood any of that can I have a translation my northern brain hurts

Lmfao which part are you lost on?

How do campers ..... sounds like an incomplete question but I think he is just saying hello to us. "

How can two northern girls not know what 'how do' is ?

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"How do campers

I've seen a trait that's seems to be forming of late!

I have recently had the pleasure of chatting to a couple this week, all went well and was impressed with the neck down that was till i sent a face picture (that was when it went pear shaped) They sacked me!!! Now this is the 3rd time it has happened and im wondering if i should lop of the head and let the body go off and have the fun or should i just call it a day and get my Lego out "

Save yourself some time and dignity and send a face pic with any first message.

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By *ackey102 OP   Man
over a year ago

South Norfolk


"Is it just me who understood any of that can I have a translation my northern brain hurts

People like his body, but his face not so much."

Like to be frightened?

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By *ackey102 OP   Man
over a year ago

South Norfolk


"Is it just me who understood any of that can I have a translation my northern brain hurts

Lmfao which part are you lost on?

How do campers ..... sounds like an incomplete question but I think he is just saying hello to us.

How can two northern girls not know what 'how do' is ? "

How do--how ya diddling--hello--hi that sort of thing

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By *ackey102 OP   Man
over a year ago

South Norfolk


"How do campers

I've seen a trait that's seems to be forming of late!

I have recently had the pleasure of chatting to a couple this week, all went well and was impressed with the neck down that was till i sent a face picture (that was when it went pear shaped) They sacked me!!! Now this is the 3rd time it has happened and im wondering if i should lop of the head and let the body go off and have the fun or should i just call it a day and get my Lego out

Save yourself some time and dignity and send a face pic with any first message."

Duly noted Miss, then it saves me time flashing my bits and having others getting excited before flicking me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My body is shit and my face is worse. At least you have a good body.

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By *ackey102 OP   Man
over a year ago

South Norfolk

Ok how about this then:- speak for age's via a social app (not crackbook) and all gravey, hot and sweaty to the point it's "o.c.d" then being brave you send a face picture and everything you have built up goes up in smoke?

Train of thinking now?

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By *ackey102 OP   Man
over a year ago

South Norfolk

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By *ackey102 OP   Man
over a year ago

South Norfolk


"My body is shit and my face is worse. At least you have a good body. "

You haven't seen my face yet Misses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My body is shit and my face is worse. At least you have a good body.

You haven't seen my face yet Misses"

Yeah you might have a good face too! Aarrghh so cruel. You're showing off. x

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By *ackey102 OP   Man
over a year ago

South Norfolk


"My body is shit and my face is worse. At least you have a good body.

You haven't seen my face yet Misses

Yeah you might have a good face too! Aarrghh so cruel. You're showing off. x"

Lmafo im going off the rest that seem to do the London marathon in 30mins after seeing my face picture

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