FabSwingers.com forum: Would you continue or run?

By *cousejay90 OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Last night (yes I got lucky-ish!) I was with a woman who was extremely turned on, texting me saying 'just come upstairs I'm all wet, lock the door behind you' shit like that. Which obviously got me all worked up... I got there, clothes off, she said i hope you're good with your tongue, I replied, "I love it, of course!".

When I eventually get down there, knickers off, I see loads of white toilet roll all round it. What the fuck! All this texting, all this teasing and you couldn't shower after your latest piss. I'm hoping she showered at all!

It turned me off massively, I tried to work round it but they were sticking to my tongue, the little white bits! Shocking, how didn't she know?

Has anyone had any experiences like this? Also for you ladies, can you explain whether this is normal or not? As in, forgetting to clean it properly before a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it andrex?

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By *cousejay90 OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Haha fuck knows!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was it andrex?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was it andrex?

Nice twin town reference in your location

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

If you found it so vile when you first saw it why did you carry on?

You could have suggested a little play together in the shower before the bedroom!

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By *inkyman1964Man
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Wipe it off with a wet wipe then carry on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you found it so vile when you first saw it why did you carry on?

You could have suggested a little play together in the shower before the bedroom!"
I was thinking along similar lines or he could of asked do u have a flannel so I can clean u up after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez......another shaming thread. What is it with people at the moment. We sincerely hope she doesn't see this thread.

Women use toilet paper to clean themselves, if she was turned on and very wet it's very possible toilet roll could of got stuck to her.

It's not unhygienic in the slightest. It would of been more of a concern if she obviously hadn't used any.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tried to work round it"

Quote of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judging by the way a male smells just walking up the stairs I'd say suck it up. Pun intended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op you should of just asked if she had a wipe as she had some tissue stuck to her and been a gent and cleaned her up and then proceeded to make her very happy

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By *wisted2000Woman
over a year ago

under my rock cleethorpes

It can be a normal thing depending on what brand she uses, most women will check and use a wipe to get rid but it’s not really unhygienic and at least it shows she cleans when she goes, the majority of men don’t wipe when they go and expect women to go down on them and yes guys, those odd drops that dribble afterwards can smell and effect your taste sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It can be a normal thing depending on what brand she uses, most women will check and use a wipe to get rid but it’s not really unhygienic and at least it shows she cleans when she goes, the majority of men don’t wipe when they go and expect women to go down on them and yes guys, those odd drops that dribble afterwards can smell and effect your taste sometimes "
if I go on a meet the first thing I do is use the loo and then clean my tool after a wee as I don't want the lady to taste my wee on my bell end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It can be a normal thing depending on what brand she uses, most women will check and use a wipe to get rid but it’s not really unhygienic and at least it shows she cleans when she goes, the majority of men don’t wipe when they go and expect women to go down on them and yes guys, those odd drops that dribble afterwards can smell and effect your taste sometimes if I go on a meet the first thing I do is use the loo and then clean my tool after a wee as I don't want the lady to taste my wee on my bell end"
and wash my hands as well just for those that will pipe up with a derogatory comment

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

She hasn't verified you !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She hasn't verified you !"
I looked at that too but would u verify a guy who couldn't perform the minimum requirements

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very valid point about men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last night (yes I got lucky-ish!) I was with a woman who was extremely turned on, texting me saying 'just come upstairs I'm all wet, lock the door behind you' shit like that. Which obviously got me all worked up... I got there, clothes off, she said i hope you're good with your tongue, I replied, "I love it, of course!".

It turned me off massively, I tried to work round it but they were sticking to my tongue, the little white bits! Shocking, how didn't she know?

Has anyone had any experiences like this? Also for you ladies, can you explain whether this is normal or not? As in, forgetting to clean it properly before a meet. "

well for yer first meet in a few years it looks like..this went well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fk I didn't know we women were meant to shower after every piss, that's most inconvenient and will put up the gas bill. XXX

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I think it's rather childish of you to start a thread about this tbh. You should of discreetly removed it if it bothered you so much.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Fk I didn't know we women were meant to shower after every piss, that's most inconvenient and will put up the gas bill. XXX"

Pmsl at this

Seriously op,not cool

Miss

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By *unknSoulCouple
over a year ago

dumfries-ish

Welcome to the real world. If id run every time I found a bit of tissue or bit of fluff I would of done a marathon. Must say funk has be guilty of this a few times when popping off for a pee and rushing back to the party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chill mate, just a bit of toilet paper after she’s had a wee, it’s normal, just wipe it away and get on with feeding.

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

It’s extremely disrespectful on her part . She knew he was coming round , and asked if he was good with his tongue , so she knew damn well what would be happening . The least she could have done was make sure she was prepared . Frankly I think it’s grim , wrong and shows a complete lack of respect on her part .

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By *cousejay90 OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Spot on, exactly what I was thinking. Completely killed my mood, says a lot about the woman in my opinion. If it was the other way round I'd make sure it was spotless and ready.

For people saying why didn't I wipe it or ask for a wipe, well, I didn't want to make her feel embarrassed because let's face it, it's embarrassing!

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"It’s extremely disrespectful on her part . She knew he was coming round , and asked if he was good with his tongue , so she knew damn well what would be happening . The least she could have done was make sure she was prepared . Frankly I think it’s grim , wrong and shows a complete lack of respect on her part ."

Can we assume that you have a shower after every time you pee then?

It may have been a little unpleasant for the OP but what is extremely disrespectful is making a public forum thread about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It turned me off massively, I tried to work round it but they were sticking to my tongue, the little white bits! Shocking, how didn't she know?

Has anyone had any experiences like this? Also for you ladies, can you explain whether this is normal or not? As in, forgetting to clean it properly before a meet. "
I've just eaten.....really

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Do you mean texting you or messaging on fab?

Do you mean a woman you never met, gave her address said come in and lock the door and come up????

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By *cousejay90 OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Can we assume that you have a shower after every time you pee then?

It may have been a little unpleasant for the OP but what is extremely disrespectful is making a public forum thread about it

Of course we all don't get showers every time we pee but what they're getting at and I'm getting at is she was texting me saying she's all wet, "come in, lock door behind you and I'm in bed 3rd door on the right" she had plenty of time to prefer and yet I walk in with half of bog roll on her Vag hahaa

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By *cousejay90 OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Do you mean texting you or messaging on fab?

Do you mean a woman you never met, gave her address said come in and lock the door and come up????"

No no, it was texting and yes, I have met her but first time in the bedroom

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Depends what you mean by loads of toilet roll. I'm no expert, but women don't shower after each trip to the toilet, same us us guys don't .

It is possible for a woman to get a small piece of paper on her pussy after wiping.

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Can we assume that you have a shower after every time you pee then?

It may have been a little unpleasant for the OP but what is extremely disrespectful is making a public forum thread about it

Sorry but whether I shower after a pee is not the point . What I do is ensure I am spotlessly clean if anyone is hpgoing down in me . It’s not difficult is it ? A wet wipe , or quick wipe with a clean flannel . She was fully aware he would be going down on her , and couldn’t be bothered to check she was prepared . It’s grim .....

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Depends what you mean by loads of toilet roll. I'm no expert, but women don't shower after each trip to the toilet, same us us guys don't .

It is possible for a woman to get a small piece of paper on her pussy after wiping."

Absolutely this! If I’m at a club & go to the loo, I certainly don’t shower after every wee! Maybe she realised she needed to pop to the loo just before the OP arrived. Maybe she had an orgasm & wiped some of it up with tissue. Yes, it would have been better if she had checked it more thoroughly, but it happens!

Certainly isn’t worth shaming her in a forum, which if she’s on Fab she’s probably read by now too!! That’s way more disrespectful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends what you mean by loads of toilet roll. I'm no expert, but women don't shower after each trip to the toilet, same us us guys don't .

It is possible for a woman to get a small piece of paper on her pussy after wiping.

Certainly isn’t worth shaming her in a forum, which if she’s on Fab she’s probably read by now too!! That’s way more disrespectful! "

I don't think he mentioned meeting her on fab.

And hardly anyone trawls the forums really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vaginas get wet and tissue likes to stick to them. It's not a big deal really; she may have just washed down there and used paper to dry; it happens all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez......another shaming thread. What is it with people at the moment. We sincerely hope she doesn't see this thread.

Women use toilet paper to clean themselves, if she was turned on and very wet it's very possible toilet roll could of got stuck to her.

It's not unhygienic in the slightest. It would of been more of a concern if she obviously hadn't used any."

Quite agree the site is turning into a kiss and tell tabloid

Probably time to go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was it andrex?

Nice twin town reference in your location

A poet and she don't even know it

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

OP Do you ever cum in a woman's mouth? I can assure you it tastes worse than a bit of tissue paper!

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Jeez......another shaming thread. What is it with people at the moment."

We should be aiming for a completely shameless society?

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By *iversong321Woman
over a year ago

Preston/Merseyside

"Spot on, exactly what I was thinking. Completely killed my mood, says a lot about the woman in my opinion. If it was the other way round I'd make sure it was spotless and ready.

For people saying why didn't I wipe it or ask for a wipe, well, I didn't want to make her feel embarrassed because let's face it, it's embarrassing! "

But did you fuck her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a bit of tissue paper for crying out loud. You should be thankful it wasn't a klinker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spot on, exactly what I was thinking. Completely killed my mood, says a lot about the woman in my opinion. If it was the other way round I'd make sure it was spotless and ready.

For people saying why didn't I wipe it or ask for a wipe, well, I didn't want to make her feel embarrassed because let's face it, it's embarrassing!

But did you fuck her?"

might have never happened anyway

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"OP Do you ever cum in a woman's mouth? I can assure you it tastes worse than a bit of tissue paper! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better than hovering over the toilet and shaking it off OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP Do you ever cum in a woman's mouth? I can assure you it tastes worse than a bit of tissue paper! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez......another shaming thread. What is it with people at the moment.

We should be aiming for a completely shameless society? "

With Jim Royle as prime minister

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I have never ever known a guy that would even be bothered about this ! So she had a Pee maybe in between showering and meeting you !

Considering you were going down there to lick her pussy and possibly getting a mouthful of squirt or her cum I can’t see how little bit of paper would be a turn off ?

At least she wiped unlike most men that tend to have a little dribble but I’m sure she would have still sucked your cock And you would happily have let her without worrying

Toilet tissue does get stuck there sometimes it’s not a big issue and I really really hope she hasn’t seen this thread !

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