FabSwingers.com forum: "Have you had any meets lately?"

By *otgirl32 OP Woman
over a year ago

Ashton Under Lyne

How the fuck is that a reasonable, attractive, productive, enticing - any of the above - opening line?

Can blokes please think and I mean T.H.I.N.K before constructing your first sentence?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just give them the finger and tell them to sod off

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Just give them the finger and tell them to sod off

So, Just the one meet then?

Rather a crass question really though OP, but par for the course on here I'd say.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Just give them the finger and tell them to sod off

So, Just the one meet then?

Rather a crass question really though OP, but par for the course on here I'd say.

Or maybe they wanted to make sure you do actually meet before investing time & effort? Plenty are happy on here just for the attention.

Still not a good opener though..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just give them the finger and tell them to sod off

So, Just the one meet then?

Rather a crass question really though OP, but par for the course on here I'd say.

Or maybe they wanted to make sure you do actually meet before investing time & effort? Plenty are happy on here just for the attention.

Still not a good opener though..

Yeah no point starting a conversation if your just here as a cock tease x

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Block button for such an idiot!

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By *ngel clawsWoman
over a year ago

Hull

It's the sort of thing that happens when all their blood drains from their Brain into their penis

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By *landfordfabbersCouple
over a year ago

Blandford ish

I have never understood it either, I guess it’s a blunt way of asking, do you meet, are you meeting atm, do you meet often and are you looking to meet me today coz I’m horny all in one initiating message

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

I drop my panties in s3conds of getting these messages = not.

I just say " read our veri's" they normally have several recently dated more tham theirs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How the fuck is that a reasonable, attractive, productive, enticing - any of the above - opening line?

Can blokes please think and I mean T.H.I.N.K before constructing your first sentence?"
all of a sudden you're acrediting guys with sense and a grasp of the English language

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It looks like that person got caught in the moment before writing that message.

Cleary he was using the wrong head to think while writing that message.

Please forgive him for not taking a deep breath and a cup of water to calm his nerves before approaching you

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By *otgirl32 OP Woman
over a year ago

Ashton Under Lyne

"It looks like that person got caught in the moment before writing that message.

Cleary he was using the wrong head to think while writing that message.

Please forgive him for not taking a deep breath and a cup of water to calm his nerves before approaching you

LOL. I'm not being an arse to raise this point, it's a bloody awful way to start a convo. EVEN on a swinging site.

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By *icegentglosMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Along the lines of ;

Do you come here often ?

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

It’s bad, but better than some - these are just the last couple of days ...

“Can I cum on your tits”

“I’d love to get hold of you & fuck you doggy style”

“Do you want some of this?” (Dick pic attached)

and my personal favourite ...

“Big arse, not for me”

On our couples profile, we quite often get guys telling G what they’d like to do to me ... he treats them as target practice!!

Funny how most of them have no veri’s though

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Better than the one i got on my single prof earlier, "wana fuck ?"

Obviously i could barely control myself

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op it shows he's not read your profile and probably won't be compatible but doesn't have the intelligence to see that and decided to go for it anyway .a polite sorry you haven't read my profile might make him think mmm I need to change it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s bad, but better than some - these are just the last couple of days ...

“Can I cum on your tits”

“I’d love to get hold of you & fuck you doggy style”

“Do you want some of this?” (Dick pic attached)

and my personal favourite ...

“Big arse, not for me”

On our couples profile, we quite often get guys telling G what they’d like to do to me ... he treats them as target practice!!

Funny how most of them have no veri’s though

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would u like cum on your tits lol only joking couldn't resist x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair is very difficult to strike up a conversation with someone you have never met and know very little about. It is true that some people have no tact and less imagination. But even a well thought out message can be ignored so some people probably think why bother.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"To be fair is very difficult to strike up a conversation with someone you have never met and know very little about. It is true that some people have no tact and less imagination. But even a well thought out message can be ignored so some people probably think why bother. "

Perhaps they should think "Why bother?" completely then as I'd be very surprised if a "cold" message of the type being referred to here generates anything but a negative response.

As a bi male I receive the "wanna BJ" type messages and they go straight in the bin

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

"How the fuck is that a reasonable, attractive, productive, enticing - any of the above - opening line?

Can blokes please think and I mean T.H.I.N.K before constructing your first sentence?"

I can and often do construct a decent message, most of the time I am merely sending a compliment about someone's profile though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op we can all construct well crafted sentences but the first reply you will likely get is face pic please and on sending one the usual response is sorry not what I'm looking for so the effort is often wasted and that is the b all and end all of it physical attraction often outweighs mental attraction

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By *llie_worcMan
over a year ago

bristol

Sometimes when you have send dozens of unread and Unreplied messages the creativity can dwindle.

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By *ilk_TrayMan
over a year ago

South

As an opening line?

I guess the creative juices were not flowering at the time the message was sent?

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By *ilent.KnightMan
over a year ago

Swindon

I get it. I need to up my game.

How about... hello. Ready for Christmas? Fancy a fuck ?

Can’t be a festive one liner, no ?

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By *iversong321Woman
over a year ago

Preston/Merseyside

"How the fuck is that a reasonable, attractive, productive, enticing - any of the above - opening line?

Can blokes please think and I mean T.H.I.N.K before constructing your first sentence?"

I just see them as looking for wank material. Block.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a great opener no, but what man hasn’t said them - in person I mean. I know I have.

When we start dribbling and tripping over things it often means we like you! We can’t all be Joey from friends! And how would “how you doing” be met online? when you can’t hear that New Jersey accent.

Guys - if you can’t muster the winning opener (and trust me I’ve no idea what that is) just tell someone you like them and would love to chat - it goes a long way.

We are new here and recently contacted a single guy to hopefully organise a meet to play. Her messages were flirtatious but with a clear indication of what we wanted. Only to be met with “I’ll bum you everywhere.” Now, bless his cotton socks (in fairness he has sussed her already! Lol) but come on...

As Frankie once said, Relax don’t do (or say) it...

Push that pause button boys...

If the girls can, we can

As my teacher used to say “must try harder”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How the fuck is that a reasonable, attractive, productive, enticing - any of the above - opening line?

Can blokes please think and I mean T.H.I.N.K before constructing your first sentence?"

There the problem lies, one look at a sexy body and a bloke stops thinking. Unless they are a gentleman. Not sure how many of them are here or appreciated either

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By *ilent.KnightMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"How the fuck is that a reasonable, attractive, productive, enticing - any of the above - opening line?

Can blokes please think and I mean T.H.I.N.K before constructing your first sentence?

There the problem lies, one look at a sexy body and a bloke stops thinking. Unless they are a gentleman. Not sure how many of them are here or appreciated either

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and few knockbacks and they start becoming passive aggressive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes answer with a yes thanks. I like to know what their next comment will be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How the fuck is that a reasonable, attractive, productive, enticing - any of the above - opening line?

Can blokes please think and I mean T.H.I.N.K before constructing your first sentence?"
you a diva?

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