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Quickest meet you have ever had??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mine was a few years ago when I met up with a lady off here. I was a bit naive and not seen a face pic and I was going off a couple of big booby pics. Always my weakness large breasts and curiosity got the better of me. Anyways I got to the meet and the lady I met was very nice bit larger than the pics may of suggested and not generally my type. But we got straight in to the action before I could have second thoughts. After receiving possibly the greatest blow job of my life. I felt it was only fair to return the favour. I managed to get me head in position for some delightful oral only to be met with a god awful smell. The smell hit me so hard that I actually wretched a bit. At the point I had to prize her amazing mouth from my cock and come up with the shittiest excuse to escape there and then. She was still naked on the bed when I left. I felt really awful about the whole thing but the smell was that bad. The whole meet was over in about 10 mins. I was wondering if any others have had short meets that was over way to soon??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry about that OP, I had bad wind that day, too many beans you see. I have been on a diet now too.

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By *ipvanwinkieMan
over a year ago

Out of Town!

Had a first meet with someone I see quite often now. Was all planned in then due to traffic and other constraints, could only stay for 10 minutes. Disappointed wasn’t the word.

Fast forward kinda losing touch, then stumbling upon her again and it’s all good!

So no tales of poor hygiene or the likes I’m afraid, just this one

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

When I lost my cherry ??

Thank god the milkman came in and gave me an excuse.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Sorry about that OP, I had bad wind that day, too many beans you see. I have been on a diet now too. "

That couldn’t have been you, it was me with my todger tucked in. I had to do the smell before I got found out. Glad you enjoyed the blow job though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a guy that I had been talking to for months leave before he had even gotten out of his car! Just bottled it without even seeing me...I only know he was here because he came up as within quarter of a mile on the whose near thing...think he drove about an hour to get here too...bless him lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry about that OP, I had bad wind that day, too many beans you see. I have been on a diet now too. "

Well I wasn't much better!! Probably positioned my head to close to my own arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 2 minutes. Met in the city centre, walked around the block. No pleasantries whatsover but must have asked me at least 3-4 times if we could have fun. Made me feel really uncomfortable. I made my excuses and left.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Social Meet.... Lasted 30seconds how long it took me to spot his wedding ring

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

Id been talking to a guy, just kind of clicked. He was younger than me,he arrived at my door.

I was confident id want him, I answered the door semi dressed. We didn't pause just went straight to bed, we spent longer in the garden talking about my chickens than being rude but it was well worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the days of chat rooms, long before this, I went to a house, no pictures. This really rough person answered the door, I was shocked, but not been laid in over a year probably, so went up stairs. She got naked, then excused herself for the bathroom. I realised I wasn't THAT desperate so I played a ring tone on my phone, pretended to take a call, made my excuse and escaped never again will I turn up blind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only had 1 meet where I was in a rush to leave and it was the most awkward sexual encounter ever. The guy looked quite a big older than the pics he had sent and was really really nervous.

The sex was awful, I don't even know why must have been the atmosphere or something. Anyway after he had finished I had to ask him to go and take the used condom off because he was lying with his leg over me and it was cold and touching my leg and while he was in the bathroom I got dressed so fast by the time he came out I quickly made my excuses and left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to a meet with a FB and stayed long enough to see their filthy house and clothing. We turned and just walked out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quickest I have met someone after first message was 45 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a social meet a couple of years ago which lasted 10 minutes - he turned up in golf wear fresh from the golf course, sweaty, 5 stone heavier than his photos and at least 15 years older. I left without getting a drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had planned a mmf gave the address and time my other half got in some sexy lingerie and waited. the bloke said he was outside so we had a look and messaged saying we can't see you then had another one back saying his by a post box which there isn't one by ours lol all messages stopped never heard of him again nerves must have got to him at the last minute so we just got on fab and fucked for people on cam instead lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 2 minutes .As soon as he put his cock inside me and had a few strokes in and out he cum straight away and didn't even want me to suck the last drops out .just said thanks and bye.

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Had a second meeting with a gorgeous guy, the first had just been to say hello and check each other out, the second was going to be for a cup of tea and a fumble as he had time constraints. The time constraint became even more urgent due to bad traffic, or something, so I thought it will be just a cup of tea then.

He walked through the door and within 5 minutes we were in the bedroom.

Best quickie ever.

And he didn't even bring biscuits for the tea!

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