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Feeble excuse's why people pull out of meets?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi, just interested in excuses given.

We have had bloke reply saying can't come wife's had uncle Ben's microwave rice explode in face.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Hahahaha I love that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had a guy who had to take his dog to the vets..... dunno if he even had a dog, lol

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead


"Hi, just interested in excuses given.

We have had bloke reply saying can't come wife's had uncle Ben's microwave rice explode in face. "

Bet he was upset, Uncle Ben playing with his wife and exploding in her face...must have given her a stern talking to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would "my todger has fell off" work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ken Dodds Dad's dog's dead

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would "my todger has fell off" work "
Try it insert it in microwave.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

shot my bolt in the shower...

but am not a timewaster as I was thinking about the meet at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ken Dodds Dad's dog's dead"

I couldnt even read that properly took 3 attempts,no way am i going to try saying it

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By *john121Man
over a year ago

staffs

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By *john121Man
over a year ago

staffs


"Hi, just interested in excuses given.

We have had bloke reply saying can't come wife's had uncle Ben's microwave rice explode in face. "

Clearly didn't mention to the rice that it's adative free and full of goodness!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would "my todger has fell off" work Try it insert it in microwave."

can tell your locals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All excuses are feeble. I've heard enough of them to have ceased caring what they are

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"We have had bloke reply saying can't come wife's had uncle Ben's microwave rice explode in face. "

It probably exploded as it was being talked to...like in the advert! Maybe he didnt talk nicely enough?

The problem is that , wild and daft as it sounds, maybe it WAS true!Not all excuses are feeble, sometimes real life happens(although it would take a helluva lot to get ME to not go to a meet )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All excuses are feeble. I've heard enough of them to have ceased caring what they are "

Steady now, your optimism may be catching!

I had one who said he was still over the limit to drive by 6pm on a Sunday after his bender with 'the lads' the night before.

And couldn't let me know til 5pm because he'd only just woken up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ken Dodds Dad's dog's dead"

just seen Ken walking the dog passed the jam butty mine in Knotty Ash,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually know of a fella who got burned when a hot piza fell on his chin.he got a bad burn he was ment to meeting some friends of ours.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ken Dodds Dad's dog's dead

just seen Ken walking the dog passed the jam butty mine in Knotty Ash,

"
Diddy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one guy said he couldnt meet coz it was raining lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All excuses are feeble. I've heard enough of them to have ceased caring what they are

Steady now, your optimism may be catching!"

I can't help it. It's Tuesday.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"one guy said he couldnt meet coz it was raining lol"

he might melt in the rain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago on a dating site my date was due to pick me up and phoned upset saying he was so nervous he'd crashed his car and caused a tailback in Croydon.

I blocked him and ignored his calls.

Turned on the tv and the local news was on. There was his car blocking the one way system in Croydon!

I didn't have the heart to phone him and ask if he was alright...my loss lol.

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By *andykissCouple
over a year ago

nortygirlsville...


"All excuses are feeble. I've heard enough of them to have ceased caring what they are "
Well i certainly wouldn't make up any excuse not to meet you !! WOW.

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

Yeh I once had a meet tell me 2 weeks later that he had crashed his car on the way to mine

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By *landleeCouple
over a year ago

near hull

omfg that so make me giggle classic xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ken Dodds Dad's dog's dead

just seen Ken walking the dog passed the jam butty mine in Knotty Ash,

Diddy?"

ha ha ha love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ken Dodds Dad's dog's dead

just seen Ken walking the dog passed the jam butty mine in Knotty Ash,

Diddy?

ha ha ha love it

"
Thought ud o said no Doddy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy last night call me and cancel because his said his dad was ill

Tho to be fair that coule be a genuine reason rather than an excuse

Had one guy say his mum had died so couldnt make our meet turns out that was a lie as next time i spoke he seemed to have forgot and said he was going to his mums 60th party that weekend

i seem arrange meets with loads of guys with dodgy cars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All excuses are feeble. I've heard enough of them to have ceased caring what they are "

how do you decide whats a genuine reason and whats an exuse?

And what would you accept as a reason to cancel or do you think if someone arranges to meet you they should turn up no matter what?

I had a guy a few years ago get funny with me as i called to cancel a meet because my child cut her leg opne and i had to take her to the hospital, he obviously didnt believe me and said if i was telling the truth id have no problem telling him which hospital i was at and he'd come to check i was there

Some people do have genuine reason to calcel problem is its upto you to decide if they telling the truth or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All excuses are feeble. I've heard enough of them to have ceased caring what they are "

You wouldn't get any excuses off me thats for sure!! *enjoys a percy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you'll have to work round the typos on that one, i cant be arsed deleting it and re typing again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All excuses are feeble. I've heard enough of them to have ceased caring what they are "

You wouldn't get any excuses off me thats for sure!! *enjoys a pervy old lady moment* Ms

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By *illow_femaleWoman
over a year ago

Thetford

....Sorry just blinded myself in the shower n I can't see to drive now

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

we had to cancel a meet once as the mrs was doing sum false eyelash thing and er glued her finger to her eye needless to say we were STUCK in all w/end all the users who knew her aint ever let her live it down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you decide whats a genuine reason and whats an exuse?

And what would you accept as a reason to cancel or do you think if someone arranges to meet you they should turn up no matter what?"

I don't think anyone should turn up no matter what. And I accept any reason for someone to cancel. Just not all that interested in what the reason is. It isn't worth getting worked up about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Candy & SouthNotts:

Thanks x

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By *he Spicy CannonMan
over a year ago

Hampshire.

Lol...classic bullshit ..haha

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By *he Spicy CannonMan
over a year ago

Hampshire.

I saw a band with that name at Reading festival in 1995

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Sorry I can't make it. I'm assisting the Minister of Defence with one of his overseas meetings.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive never really had a feeble excuse apart from one guy who couldnt make it cause he was just sectioning someone

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Ive never really had a feeble excuse apart from one guy who couldnt make it cause he was just sectioning someone "

and he opened the locked room, pushed me in... locked up and ran to you....

bastard he was

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I had a guy text me 30mins after he was supposed meet me (I was sat waiting for him in a pub) saying he couldn't meet as he was still in bed with the woman he'd picked up the night before in town. At 2.30pm!

Not really a feeble excuse but was the meanest one I've ever had.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Ive never really had a feeble excuse apart from one guy who couldnt make it cause he was just sectioning someone

and he opened the locked room, pushed me in... locked up and ran to you....

bastard he was "

And your still in there, dead posh these padded cells wifi and everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, just interested in excuses given.

We have had bloke reply saying can't come wife's had uncle Ben's microwave rice explode in face. "
You gotta believe that tho, no one could make that up surely lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a guy text me 30mins after he was supposed meet me (I was sat waiting for him in a pub) saying he couldn't meet as he was still in bed with the woman he'd picked up the night before in town. At 2.30pm!

Not really a feeble excuse but was the meanest one I've ever had. "

It is a feeble excuse. Probably bollacks too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, just interested in excuses given.

We have had bloke reply saying can't come wife's had uncle Ben's microwave rice explode in face. You gotta believe that tho, no one could make that up surely lol "
Other makes of rice are available!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, just interested in excuses given.

We have had bloke reply saying can't come wife's had uncle Ben's microwave rice explode in face. "

I don't think there's a grain of truth in that excuse, I heard it from his mates, Baz & Matty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a lady try to cancel saying her house had burnt down, due to her over enthusiasm with the scented candles, pissed off, I turned the car round, got home, went in the shed and grabbed me tent...... Some people have no imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you think people make excuses up? I can't see why?

Do they get cold feet or something?

I would never agree to meet someone if I were not sure it was what i wanted to do

Strange goings on !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best one i ever had was this

Dear Craig on reflection i have decided ta cancel our meet

Having thought long and hard about this over the last few days i now realise that the compulsion ta meet such a short little fat bald twat like you was bought on by the alcohol and the way ya pics made me laugh me tits off good luck as i think you will need it

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I still think ta this day that her car broke down really but she was too embarrassed ta say xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooooo!! Soapy please tell me you made that up!!

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