FabSwingers.com forum: Instant NO

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is yours?

For us it’s poor grammar and spelling.

Use (you two)

Carnt (can not)

Use either of those and two things happen.

1, you’re blocked

2, my vagina turns into the Sahara instantly.

Now, please excuse my spelling mistakes lol.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Over opinionated people.

Rude people

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By *ommenhimCouple
over a year ago

wigan

"What is yours?

For us it’s poor grammar and spelling.

Use (you two)

Carnt (can not)

Use either of those and two things happen.

1, you’re blocked

2, my vagina turns into the Sahara instantly.

Now, please excuse my spelling mistakes lol. "

More than anything use, you’s, youse, any of that shite!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Crude messages and profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

doms...

subs...

smokers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grammar police

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can I smash your pussy love?

Lol *block*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Grammar police

I know, but my mind has to be stimulated first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very short messages and no profile to speak of. I'm unlikely to respond to those.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

A teenager.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grammar police

I know, but my mind has to be stimulated first! "

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Grammar police

I know, but my mind has to be stimulated first! "

Don't we all, as a female need that? It's not just looks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can accommodate at ares tonight

mother nature stops play

who on earth wants to know if your having a period

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is yours?

For us it’s poor grammar and spelling.

Use (you two)

Carnt (can not)

Use either of those and two things happen.

1, you’re blocked

2, my vagina turns into the Sahara instantly.

Now, please excuse my spelling mistakes lol. "

Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One liner's generally... Put in some effort at least.

Asking how I am.

Crude or vulger messages.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Grammar police

I know, but my mind has to be stimulated first!

Don't we all, as a female need that? It's not just looks "

Hubby needs it too. He can’t perform if she’s stupid he says lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A profile containing mis-spelt and rude grammar.

Such as slut,whore,slave,master,meat,cum........ etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grammar police

I know, but my mind has to be stimulated first! "

Strangely my mind is stimulated by concepts imagination desire communication mutual understanding

vision creativity and a connection that has little to do with grammar; and the ability to dream imagine think and relate.

It's a little more stimulating than where to site an apostrophe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can accommodate at ares tonight

mother nature stops play

who on earth wants to know if your having a period "

I've had that lame excuse. On a social n see. At least give me the heads up. Five hours later. At the flat. Was a lure to the male scenario.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Grammar police

I know, but my mind has to be stimulated first!

Don't we all, as a female need that? It's not just looks

Hubby needs it too. He can’t perform if she’s stupid he says lol. "

So a learning disability classes as stupid? Spelling and grammar are not all that

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

Profiles with 6 million cock pics. Ok that’s an exaggeration but there may as well be as they all look the same

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Grammar police

I know, but my mind has to be stimulated first!

Don't we all, as a female need that? It's not just looks

Hubby needs it too. He can’t perform if she’s stupid he says lol.

So a learning disability classes as stupid? Spelling and grammar are not all that "

No they’re not. He defines stupid as someone who has the ability but chooses not to use it. But that’s his opinion.

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By *K430Man
over a year ago

Tipperary

Overly opinionated people who believe that by just speaking to you, that you should be forever thankful

,first sign , good luck, rant over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing turns me off as I leave people to it. Life is too short.

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

Short messages can be ok so long as they're enthusiastic. Text speak, 'use' and 'carnt' will get you dismissed without trial.

Profile wise; a string of CAPS LOCK DEMANDS AND CRITERIA will tie you up in nope-rope. Similarly, a 'fill in later' or 'been here before' bio can get in the sea.

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Grammar police

I know, but my mind has to be stimulated first!

Don't we all, as a female need that? It's not just looks

Hubby needs it too. He can’t perform if she’s stupid he says lol. "

That's seems an extremely opinionated and small minded view to take.. judging someone's mental capacity on their ability to string a sentence together that is grammatically perfect is just tant amount to accusing someone who may struggle with spelling or grammar as being a lesser person than yourself..

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

"A profile containing mis-spelt and rude grammar.

Such as slut,whore,slave,master,meat,cum........ etc etc"

It’s misspelt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A profile containing mis-spelt and rude grammar.

Such as slut,whore,slave,master,meat,cum........ etc etc"

Your grammar's not all that great either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Grammar police

I know, but my mind has to be stimulated first!

Don't we all, as a female need that? It's not just looks

Hubby needs it too. He can’t perform if she’s stupid he says lol.

It’s a joke, hence the lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A profile containing mis-spelt and rude grammar.

Such as slut,whore,slave,master,meat,cum........ etc etc

It’s misspelt

might even be misspelled

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By *heIcebreakersCouple
over a year ago

Cramlington

Two epic fails this week;

The guy who msged us and wanted to do some lines (and we're not talking school detention roleplay)

The guy who offered us £50 quid for a blowjob - hope he likes my 'tell you to fuck off for free' special offer....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We had a guy wanting to pay us for sex last week. We was flattered and insulted at the same time. If he’d have had a decent profile etc we might have even done it for free ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the person can't have a bit of banter

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

"A profile containing mis-spelt and rude grammar.

Such as slut,whore,slave,master,meat,cum........ etc etc

It’s misspelt

might even be misspelled"

If you’re American

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing turns me off as I leave people to it. Life is too short."

Sounds to me like desperation street if nothing turns you off mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we see your private photos please and they don't have a single photo anywhere to be seen lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should take a English class before starting swinging

Really what a shame

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Grammar police

I know, but my mind has to be stimulated first!

Don't we all, as a female need that? It's not just looks

Hubby needs it too. He can’t perform if she’s stupid he says lol.

It’s a joke, hence the lol..."

My apologies.

I was not aware that a "lol" was the universally accepted way of casting aspersions in a jovial manner..

At least I now stand corrected...

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Messages all about them and what *they* want (get a sex doll or an escort)

Arrogance ... 'I'll make you cum again and again' (you don't even know me!)

Assumptions that I can meet within the hour because I have nothing better to do

When what they write is at odds with my profile

Offers of money

Crudeness

Obvious cut and paste jobs

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By *wisted2000Woman
over a year ago

under my rock cleethorpes

"Nothing turns me off as I leave people to it. Life is too short.

Sounds to me like desperation street if nothing turns you off mate "

If you read what he’s put you’ll see he’s saying he’s chilled and laid back, that’s not desperate in the slightest.

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

1. Rude people

2. 1 word up to a single sentence messages

3. People from Rhyl

4. Anyone that doesn’t read the whole (but short) profile

5. Bog snorkelers

6. Anyone that has a food allergy or is vegan but only in a Tuesday

Other than that you’d never believe how relaxed and easy going we are lol.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"can accommodate at ares tonight

mother nature stops play

who on earth wants to know if your having a period "

I am sure there's plenty with such a kink lol

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"1. Rude people

2. 1 word up to a single sentence messages

3. People from Rhyl

4. Anyone that doesn’t read the whole (but short) profile

5. Bog snorkelers

6. Anyone that has a food allergy or is vegan but only in a Tuesday

Other than that you’d never believe how relaxed and easy going we are lol. "

Haha you bloody Rhlyist!

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By *ave-and-LouiseCouple
over a year ago

Torquay

No public pictures whatsoever

Chav/text speak

Any mention of / etc

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By *avedigger40Man
over a year ago

Harrietsham

Use of capital letters!

Capitalisation is the difference between: Helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, or: Helping your uncle jack off a horse....

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By *cot611Man
over a year ago

carterton

would love to be able to join in with this thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grammar police

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

People with no manners or respect

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

Innit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two epic fails this week;

The guy who msged us and wanted to do some lines (and we're not talking school detention roleplay)

The guy who offered us £50 quid for a blowjob - hope he likes my 'tell you to fuck off for free' special offer....

I am tempted by the free offer, but I know it will end up as a worthless fuck off voucher and an expensive time share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is yours?

For us it’s poor grammar and spelling.

Use (you two)

Carnt (can not)

Use either of those and two things happen.

1, you’re blocked

2, my vagina turns into the Sahara instantly.

Now, please excuse my spelling mistakes lol.

More than anything use, you’s, youse, any of that shite! "

Youse is technically correct especially when referring to more than one person. Although it’s an older word with more colloquial useage its correct.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Petty mindedness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.Grammar police.

Picking on people's spelling on a sex site is just admitting your sad act that's masking your own self insecurity issues.

2.People that put in there profile.

(YOU MUST REPLY WITH A FIVE PAGE ESSAY AND PUT YOU ARE FANTASTIC AS THE HEADING.

Deluded idiots really need a reality check.

3.The clique.

Yes we all see them and know who they as there the self proclaimed owners of the forum.

Obnoxious arrogant and ignorant are just a few words that describe them best.

4.The pain and descusting bodily fluids people.

Ewwwwwww no poo wee and that type of gross stuff is just a no no for me and pain isn't a turn on for me it's a huge turn off and slightly twisted excuse the pun but each to there own x

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By *wisted2000Woman
over a year ago

under my rock cleethorpes

I think my biggest turn off on here are the bullies, people who nitpick at others, none of us are perfect, we are all here for our own needs, wants and desires, if you don’t like what others have on their profile then simply block and move on, if someone messages you and you’re not interested for any reason, again, simply block and move on, persolly I think that’s logical, just my opinion though

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

There are 3 things that irk me

1. People who use commas in bullet points instead of full stops

B. people who cannot follow their own instructions.

4. People who don't finish th

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By *RnMrsFreakCouple
over a year ago

Hull,England

Close-up pics of unkept spotty bits, the ones usually taken in poor light with cum splashed upon them and the odd sore.

Wouldn't want to go near anything that looks like it needs disinfecting first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know your profile says you only meet white men but I was wondering if you make an exception"

General name calling ie slut, slag etc

"Black pussy" comments

"U free nw?"

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Grammar police .

Profiles that state they are not looking for a specific , yet their veris are from that very specific .

People who use the term lol

People who think they are all that because they spout on about needing their mind to be stimulated .

People who think that they are above anyone else .

People who say was instead of were .

That lot rules a few in this thread out then I guess

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

"You look genuine" (we have 60 veri's so kinda are gen) = blocked.

" Wanna meet?" (We're swingers) = blocked.

Instant block to stupid messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instant No's would be...

1 Women sending me pics

2 Women asking for FAF

3 Women asking for my cheesecake before offering their peach!!!

4 Women sending me messages of what they would like to do with me

6 Males in couples (except Marc and Adam, they're lovely)

7 Women asking for kik

8 Women perving and not fabbing my pics

9 People who skip numbers in lists

10 Lists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst understanding the op's issues with bad grammar, it in itself wouldn't be a "no-go' for me, but combined with poor or limited content in a message, that is an issue; but not one to lose sleep over.

My biggest issue on fab, particularly on forums is the judgemental, holier than thou sorts, who seem to think they are a superior sort of swinger; or the sycophantic men who will happily agree with them, probably in the hope of making themselves look more appealing and getting some action.

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By *ammyharrogateWoman
over a year ago

Harrogate

Smokers, any mention of drugs and masters or subs instantly turn me off!!!!

A great big beard makes me drier than the Sahara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot sexy people

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By *xplorer13Man
over a year ago

glenrothes

Tights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is yours?

For us it’s poor grammar and spelling.

Use (you two)

Carnt (can not)

Use either of those and two things happen.

1, you’re blocked

2, my vagina turns into the Sahara instantly.

Now, please excuse my spelling mistakes lol. "

Not using capital letters in the wright places.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profiles with 6 million cock pics. Ok that’s an exaggeration but there may as well be as they all look the same"

Lol. Agree. It looks the same no matter what angle you take a pic. Oh & the toilet in the picture. GROSS

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

An instant ‘no’ would be:

A rude, crude first message.

Bad manners

Demanding or pushy approach

Penis picture as an avatar

Text tlk

Any of the following:

‘Meet me now’

‘I’m in the area’

‘Please can I ask you a question?’

‘I have a friend’

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

The pre scripted cut and paste.

Half a page long and corny as hell with the obligatory cock pic as a profile.

Stand out like a sore thumb.

Zero effort = zero reward.

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By *uffinCouple
over a year ago

Chichester

Split infinitives.

Should read, “ That rules OUT”.

"Grammar police .

Profiles that state they are not looking for a specific , yet their veris are from that very specific .

People who use the term lol

People who think they are all that because they spout on about needing their mind to be stimulated .

People who think that they are above anyone else .

People who say was instead of were .

That lot rules a few in this thread out then I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

""You look genuine" (we have 60 veri's so kinda are gen) = blocked.

" Wanna meet?" (We're swingers) = blocked.

Instant block to stupid messages. "

I’ve been told I’m a timewaster and fake with all the veris I have

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

A distinct lack of dental hygiene or actual teeth is my biggest turn off.

My two penneth on the spelling and grammar, Learning disabilities excepted:

If the 10+ years at school studying English didnt arm you with the tools to communicate effectively as an adult then you're probably the type of fucktard that needs go back to school and caned until you can! Call at the dentist on your way

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By *heIcebreakersCouple
over a year ago

Cramlington

"1.Grammar police.

Picking on people's spelling on a sex site is just admitting your sad act that's masking your own self insecurity issues.

2.People that put in there profile.

(YOU MUST REPLY WITH A FIVE PAGE ESSAY AND PUT YOU ARE FANTASTIC AS THE HEADING.

Deluded idiots really need a reality check.

3.The clique.

Yes we all see them and know who they as there the self proclaimed owners of the forum.

Obnoxious arrogant and ignorant are just a few words that describe them best.

4.The pain and descusting bodily fluids people.

Ewwwwwww no poo wee and that type of gross stuff is just a no no for me and pain isn't a turn on for me it's a huge turn off and slightly twisted excuse the pun but each to there own x

"
Is it pedantry to point out that grammar and spelling are not the same thing, and that spelling mistakes would be enforced by the spelling police?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crude messages

Crude status up dates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profiles with 6 million cock pics. Ok that’s an exaggeration but there may as well be as they all look the same

Lol. Agree. It looks the same no matter what angle you take a pic. Oh & the toilet in the picture. GROSS"

And those that grossly exaggerate numbers.

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

"Profiles with 6 million cock pics. Ok that’s an exaggeration but there may as well be as they all look the same

Lol. Agree. It looks the same no matter what angle you take a pic. Oh & the toilet in the picture. GROSS

And those that grossly exaggerate numbers. "

I know! That’s normally a male trait to increase numbers

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

When he has a female parts in every single one of his photos on his single guy profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profiles with 6 million cock pics. Ok that’s an exaggeration but there may as well be as they all look the same

Lol. Agree. It looks the same no matter what angle you take a pic. Oh & the toilet in the picture. GROSS

And those that grossly exaggerate numbers.

I know! That’s normally a male trait to increase numbers

Or those that stereotype.

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"Profiles with 6 million cock pics. Ok that’s an exaggeration but there may as well be as they all look the same

Lol. Agree. It looks the same no matter what angle you take a pic. Oh & the toilet in the picture. GROSS

And those that grossly exaggerate numbers.

I know! That’s normally a male trait to increase numbers

He said it was 7 inches m'lord but he was using the wrong side of the tape measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can accommodate at ares tonight

mother nature stops play

who on earth wants to know if your having a period "

Exactly some things should remain private

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

"Profiles with 6 million cock pics. Ok that’s an exaggeration but there may as well be as they all look the same

Lol. Agree. It looks the same no matter what angle you take a pic. Oh & the toilet in the picture. GROSS

And those that grossly exaggerate numbers.

I know! That’s normally a male trait to increase numbers

Or those that stereotype.

I would never do such a thing

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

"Profiles with 6 million cock pics. Ok that’s an exaggeration but there may as well be as they all look the same

Lol. Agree. It looks the same no matter what angle you take a pic. Oh & the toilet in the picture. GROSS

And those that grossly exaggerate numbers.

I know! That’s normally a male trait to increase numbers

He said it was 7 inches m'lord but he was using the wrong side of the tape measure "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excessive amounts of close up genital pics

Cock avatars

Cock pic attached to message

Cum shots

No informative pictures

One line messages

Minimalist profile text

Bad grammar/text speak/excessive amount of typos

Request for ‘fun’ in first message

No ‘meet’ verifications

Men who have never played with a couple before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not addressing both of us.

One liners.

Poor spelling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people ask straight out for more pics. I send pics to people l like once we've chatted a while, but when l just get 'any more pigskin first message or 2 now get instant delete x

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Pushiness

Only addressing one of us

No pics of mr and looking to meet couples

Moaning constantly...

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be the guy coming to the first social then wanting a fmf .

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Profiles with 6 million cock pics. Ok that’s an exaggeration but there may as well be as they all look the same"

I saw one with 106 cock pics

Almost all identical,thats pride

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I saw one with 106 cock pics

Almost all identical,thats pride"

A pride of cocks. Is that the collective noun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the risk of being jumped on we get put off by overly confident profiles that state how sexy they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grammar.

I've just sat down in the restaurant with my wife and ordered the hippo soup.

Not sure what I'm gonna have yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything to do with drugs

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By *heIcebreakersCouple
over a year ago

Cramlington

I saw one with 106 cock pics

Almost all identical,thats pride

A pride of cocks. Is that the collective noun?"
if posted by a male I think the collective noun is 'an exaggeration'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty finger nails bad teeth and pics that clearly show a dirty house. I have kids and know it’s impossible to keep a house 100% tidy so yeah a few things out of place fair enough but when it looks like the vacuum has not been used in months and dirty plates, cups and empty bottles clearly all over the floor there’s no excuse for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being called 'hun' or 'babe' in an opening message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles that look like a contract of employment that go on and on and on.......

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds

A profile pic of a cock. Instant delete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being called 'hun' or 'babe' in an opening message"

What about 'legs'. Can we call you Legs? It's like a mafia mol name I know, but quite fitting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing turns me off as I leave people to it. Life is too short.

Sounds to me like desperation street if nothing turns you off mate "

Maybe I should clarify.

Nothing turns me off as everyone has their way of going about their lives which has absolutely no impact on how I live mine, therefore I leave them to it.

It does not mean I will accept anything and everything, I just don't let it influence my thinking.

Life is too short to get het up about the irrelevant stuff, "mate"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too thin

Too big

Too pretty

Too ugly

Too polite

Too rude

Too many veris

Not enough veris

Big boobs

Little boobs

Too tall

Too short

Hmm....maybe this is where im going wrong...goldilock syndrome

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"At the risk of being jumped on we get put off by overly confident profiles that state how sexy they are "

Oooh great shout. The we’re good, very good looking, hot’, any of that self opinionated praise is a big put off but, for an instant no it’s locals, won’t and don’t meet them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A distinct lack of dental hygiene or actual teeth is my biggest turn off.

My two penneth on the spelling and grammar, Learning disabilities excepted:

How do u know they have a learning disability off their first message without more than likely embarassing them and asking them?

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"A distinct lack of dental hygiene or actual teeth is my biggest turn off.

My two penneth on the spelling and grammar, Learning disabilities excepted:

How do u know they have a learning disability off their first message without more than likely embarassing them and asking them?"

Obviously I don't, however someone with dyslexia for example would generally be open and honest about it and it would become more apparent the longer you chat.

I'm talking about those who have had an education who just can't be bothered and/or choose to use text speak etc. We even have spellcheck facilities on most devices now and they still can't be bothered. It's plain lazy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cringey usernames.

Cocky or arrogant profiles.

Profiles with nothing written in them.

Black silouette or cocks as profile pics.

Profiles with the nothing but close up crotch shots. Even worse, post fuck close up crotch shots.

Text speak, slang or 420 friendly.

So not that I'm picky or anything but......

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By *he fab twoCouple
over a year ago

brentwood

"What is yours?

For us it’s poor grammar and spelling.

Use (you two)

Carnt (can not)

Use either of those and two things happen.

1, you’re blocked

2, my vagina turns into the Sahara instantly.

Now, please excuse my spelling mistakes lol. "

I understand it’s annoying and it annoys me too you contsantly correct it in your head, but not everyone can spell and once you meet up in person you would never know!

I know some very intelligent people who can hold a conversation to a very high level but has shocking spelling!

I wouldn’t discount people to quickly try and look past it!

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

One direction fans!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't understand the grammar thing myself, that's like refusing to play with someone because they have an accent.

For.me it's profiles that insist on a face photo on your profile but they don't have a single photo themselves.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"One direction fans!"

If you’re going there it has to be Bieber fans surely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Way too many verifications.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ppl who typ lyk dis

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Women who are stunning but my fucking word don't they know it (there's one who shows up on my local feed a lot). Of course they won't be bothered in the slightest that I'd say no as there will still be a queue of muscled square jawed TOWIE-esque type blokes eager to get them into bed, but yeah, that arrogance puts me right off.

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