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By *he fab two OP   Couple
over a year ago

brentwood

Confession time what is the filthiest thing you done and most memorable

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By *ob jonesMan
over a year ago

Wales

I fucked an Essex girl in her bed... How rude...Usually they go ffor the club door way. A car park or a bus shelter as they are easy...

Ps it was a #TOWIE bird...

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands

Not filthy but probably daring was fucking a girl on a bar stool that was around the edge of a dance floor in a night club. Just stood between her legs and slipped in. That was 20 years ago and a few month back some guy came up to me and said he remembers seeing me fucking her that night. Couldnt believe it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanking a guy off into my vodka and in a night club in Derby and then downing said drink hehe

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By *pfornaughtyfunMan
over a year ago

merseyside


"Wanking a guy off into my vodka and in a night club in Derby and then downing said drink hehe"
that sounds hot I must say x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Striped of on a beach and let people watch me wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Confession time what is the filthiest thing you done and most memorable "

What’s yours?

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By *he fab two OP   Couple
over a year ago

brentwood


"I fucked an Essex girl in her bed... How rude...Usually they go ffor the club door way. A car park or a bus shelter as they are easy...

Ps it was a #TOWIE bird..."

Bird or sheep?

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands


"Wanking a guy off into my vodka and in a night club in Derby and then downing said drink hehe"

Im ftom derby. You wana repeat this one night sometime x

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By *he fab two OP   Couple
over a year ago

brentwood


"Not filthy but probably daring was fucking a girl on a bar stool that was around the edge of a dance floor in a night club. Just stood between her legs and slipped in. That was 20 years ago and a few month back some guy came up to me and said he remembers seeing me fucking her that night. Couldnt believe it"

I’d say that was filthy and excatly kind of thing we wanna hear!! Good man!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Outside a randoms house at 3am and fucked my ex on their doorstep as everyone was sleeping in a nice area just off main road.

Had her open the letter box on the door and scream into it and wipe the juices on the door handle.

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By *he fab two OP   Couple
over a year ago

brentwood


"Outside a randoms house at 3am and fucked my ex on their doorstep as everyone was sleeping in a nice area just off main road.

Had her open the letter box on the door and scream into it and wipe the juices on the door handle."

Ha ha good man

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By *ombull15Man
over a year ago

essex

Fucked a lady in lakeside Car park over back out the way had her in bonnet legs wide fucking away got caught by security

She was so embarrassed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanking a guy off into my vodka and in a night club in Derby and then downing said drink hehethat sounds hot I must say x"

He was trying to chat me up, i said if he had the balls to get his cock out in the club i would wank him off and go on a date with him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Outside a randoms house at 3am and fucked my ex on their doorstep as everyone was sleeping in a nice area just off main road.

Had her open the letter box on the door and scream into it and wipe the juices on the door handle.

Ha ha good man "

Thank. Oh the things he I would do to your woman if you loaned her out to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was desperate to get it on with this girl and she agreed on one condition that I fulfilled a fantasy of hers. She wanted me to cum on her tits, lick my own cum up and put it in her mouth. I did it .

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By *ust banterMan
over a year ago

bradford


"I fucked an Essex girl in her bed... How rude...Usually they go ffor the club door way. A car park or a bus shelter as they are easy...

Ps it was a #TOWIE bird..."

Lies

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Outside a randoms house at 3am and fucked my ex on their doorstep as everyone was sleeping in a nice area just off main road.

Had her open the letter box on the door and scream into it and wipe the juices on the door handle."

I don't think screaming through a stranger's letterbox in the middle of the night is remotely sexy, just obnoxious.

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton

Years ago working for a high street off license chain as I was hovering the floor a lady said to me she could suck better with her mouth I said to her prove it she told me to pull the shutters down which I did she then went down on her knees and proved it.

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By *leafordian75Man
over a year ago

Newark


"Outside a randoms house at 3am and fucked my ex on their doorstep as everyone was sleeping in a nice area just off main road.

Had her open the letter box on the door and scream into it and wipe the juices on the door handle."

Yep, that's definitely rude. And inconsiderate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking my then girlfriends younger sister on her 18th birthday was pretty horny!

Her boyfriend was in the spare bedroom, my girlfriend was in our bedroom and we fucked on the living room floor.

Years later I found out she had shagged one of my mates earlier in the night!

Good times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got fked up the back of a Land rover earlier this year, in the daytime up the Quantocks, he then ripped my panties off and we left them hanging in a tree XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucked my ex's mum giving her a lift home.

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By *aredenchMan
over a year ago

leeds

In 2015 I was getting a flight to Madrid and it was delayed by 3 hours. While I was waiting I noticed a girl sat on the opposite chair near the gate. After a little bit of flirting we started chatting. Not too long after we were in the toilets shagging. Certainly helped pass the time!

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Had a night out with my then gf....her brother and his gf were out with us.When we got back to the house and had gone to bed I went to the toilet and met her brother gf in the hallway...we fucked one another in the bathroom...next morning all us having breakfast and not a word said about it haha.

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By *evonmail41Man
over a year ago

Yeovil


"Got fked up the back of a Land rover earlier this year, in the daytime up the Quantocks, he then ripped my panties off and we left them hanging in a tree XXX"

I bet they are a talking point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work as a bus driver and I was on the late shift. It was pretty quiet and a girl got on who was a little tipsy. She was standing next to my window so I said you shouldn't really stand there. She said there's a lot of things I shouldn't do but I do them any way. To cut a long story short we ended on the top deck with the lights out fucking like rabbits.

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate


"Striped of on a beach and let people watch me wank "

Tell me when u r going next time! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had sex on top of a mountain in the lakes, great view no matter which way you see it!

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate


"Years ago working for a high street off license chain as I was hovering the floor a lady said to me she could suck better with her mouth I said to her prove it she told me to pull the shutters down which I did she then went down on her knees and proved it."

And was it a good suck or would the hoover have been better? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got fked up the back of a Land rover earlier this year, in the daytime up the Quantocks, he then ripped my panties off and we left them hanging in a tree XXX"

I've always wanted to be taken up the Quantocks..

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By *evonmail41Man
over a year ago

Yeovil


"Got fked up the back of a Land rover earlier this year, in the daytime up the Quantocks, he then ripped my panties off and we left them hanging in a tree XXX

I've always wanted to be taken up the Quantocks.. "

Sounds painful

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By *ameron_BristolMan
over a year ago

bristol

Whispering in a girls ear after we just meet after a night out to come to my bathroom whilst we was sat on the sofa with my mate and fucking on the floor when we got in there. Or picking a girl up after a night out and getting sucked on the way back to mine whilst I was driving with people looking in when we stopped on the traffic lights ??

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy


"Not filthy but probably daring was fucking a girl on a bar stool that was around the edge of a dance floor in a night club. Just stood between her legs and slipped in. That was 20 years ago and a few month back some guy came up to me and said he remembers seeing me fucking her that night. Couldnt believe it"

Tell us more...

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton


"Years ago working for a high street off license chain as I was hovering the floor a lady said to me she could suck better with her mouth I said to her prove it she told me to pull the shutters down which I did she then went down on her knees and proved it.

And was it a good suck or would the hoover have been better? Lol "
. It was a good suck and became a bit of a regular thing but that's another story

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue


"Confession time what is the filthiest thing you done and most memorable "

i had a shit in the bath at a party once..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking my then fuck buddy (a nurse) and her step sister at the same time as they kissed and fondled each other after taking some laughing gas. Good times

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands


"Not filthy but probably daring was fucking a girl on a bar stool that was around the edge of a dance floor in a night club. Just stood between her legs and slipped in. That was 20 years ago and a few month back some guy came up to me and said he remembers seeing me fucking her that night. Couldnt believe it

Tell us more... "

Just stood kissing then she sat on the stool and her skirt lifted to her hips so i just peeled her knickers to the side and whipped my cock out and strsight into her then gently thrusting so most people prob thought i was having a bit of a smooch instead of actuslly fucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Outside a randoms house at 3am and fucked my ex on their doorstep as everyone was sleeping in a nice area just off main road.

Had her open the letter box on the door and scream into it and wipe the juices on the door handle.

I don't think screaming through a stranger's letterbox in the middle of the night is remotely sexy, just obnoxious. "

How lovely, let’s hope there weren’t any kids in. Any dirty skeb shags on my door and I’d poor kettle on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Outside a randoms house at 3am and fucked my ex on their doorstep as everyone was sleeping in a nice area just off main road.

Had her open the letter box on the door and scream into it and wipe the juices on the door handle.

I don't think screaming through a stranger's letterbox in the middle of the night is remotely sexy, just obnoxious.

How lovely, let’s hope there weren’t any kids in. Any dirty skeb shags on my door and I’d poor kettle on them"

Half sugar, half boiling water..sticks and burns better, old Nick trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure I can list my dirtiest Things, I think they're banned subjects on the forums or legally grey

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By *ammieandalex12Couple
over a year ago

Mansfield

So there wasvery classy cocktail bar in nottingham called tantra where you drank on posh red 'beds'. I was barely 18 at the time, me and my ex were the only ones in there.

Before I knew it she was on top of me fucking me right in front of the bar. It's safe to say it wasn't long before getting kicked out lol lucky for me it wasn't my ass in the air facing them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh tbere are lots. But driving through York city centre at 8pm last night, rubbing the clit of of my front seat passenger till she cum, whilst hubby was wanking in the back, then her wanking me with the instruction I had to cum before we reached the station. Successful mission, though the police van we passed nearly put me off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanking a guy off into my vodka and in a night club in Derby and then downing said drink hehe"

How could you!!!

You told me it was Rum & !!!

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By *wisted2000Woman
over a year ago

under my rock cleethorpes

Almost drowned in a sex club once, 69ing with a women I’d met there with me on the bottom, she didn’t expect to cum so hard and I didn’t know she could squirt so much, 3 men had to lift her off me mid orgasam so I could breathe, definitely a good night though

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

Felched a used and loaded hole then shared it with a kiss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

years ago in Blackpool August bank holiday afternoon in Walkabout bar i think it was...I took a lass outside broad daylight and fucked her up the alley as people where walking past

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By *ussycock101Couple
over a year ago

london / NI

Bill slipping his cock inside me in the swimming pool while people swam past and gently fucking me.

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By *ussycock101Couple
over a year ago

london / NI

Or the time Bill packed the bullet in his hand luggage so I could have an orgasm on the plane. Sitting beside a complete stranger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Striped of on a beach and let people watch me wank "

I think we have different definitions of the word "let". Hahaha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Almost drowned in a sex club once, 69ing with a women I’d met there with me on the bottom, she didn’t expect to cum so hard and I didn’t know she could squirt so much, 3 men had to lift her off me mid orgasam so I could breathe, definitely a good night though "

That made me so horny reading that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or the time Bill packed the bullet in his hand luggage so I could have an orgasm on the plane. Sitting beside a complete stranger. "

Mmm would love to be that stranger sat next to you watching you pleasure yourself

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By *ussycock101Couple
over a year ago

london / NI


"Or the time Bill packed the bullet in his hand luggage so I could have an orgasm on the plane. Sitting beside a complete stranger.

Mmm would love to be that stranger sat next to you watching you pleasure yourself "

He didn't know, was so exciting

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

Several years ago was on holiday in Malta with my late partner. One evening after a meal and drinks, too many probably , we got passionate in a doorway . , my hand was soon inside her split leg skirt and her thong was soon on the pavement ! I fingered her hard and fast but always ruined her orgasm by stopping and moving her along the street. , continued this many times and in quite public places., even discreetly as she was talking to someone when sat on a bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or the time Bill packed the bullet in his hand luggage so I could have an orgasm on the plane. Sitting beside a complete stranger.

Mmm would love to be that stranger sat next to you watching you pleasure yourself

He didn't know, was so exciting "

Was the fear of being caught by a total stranger as you pleasured yourself exciting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucked a lass in a Steam room at a plush hotel.

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By *ussycock101Couple
over a year ago

london / NI


"Or the time Bill packed the bullet in his hand luggage so I could have an orgasm on the plane. Sitting beside a complete stranger.

Mmm would love to be that stranger sat next to you watching you pleasure yourself

He didn't know, was so exciting

Was the fear of being caught by a total stranger as you pleasured yourself exciting? "

Yeah it felt so naughty and it turned me on that Bill was sitting beside me getting hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or the time Bill packed the bullet in his hand luggage so I could have an orgasm on the plane. Sitting beside a complete stranger.

Mmm would love to be that stranger sat next to you watching you pleasure yourself

He didn't know, was so exciting

Was the fear of being caught by a total stranger as you pleasured yourself exciting?

Yeah it felt so naughty and it turned me on that Bill was sitting beside me getting hard. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Outside a randoms house at 3am and fucked my ex on their doorstep as everyone was sleeping in a nice area just off main road.

Had her open the letter box on the door and scream into it and wipe the juices on the door handle."

That's just skanky, fucking juices on the door handle is just gross.

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By *cutebum9Couple
over a year ago

wallsend

When I was a young lad wanking alone in the Forrest sucked off a guy walking his dog in his 70's . He spunked over my face wiped his cock on my face and walked off leaving me to finish my cock myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was a young lad wanking alone in the Forrest sucked off a guy walking his dog in his 70's . He spunked over my face wiped his cock on my face and walked off leaving me to finish my cock myself"

Wow. A dog in its 70s. That’s a good age for a dog.

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

when my partner went off to work ..jumped over back fence and fucked my girlfriends friend next door fun days ....too old to jump fences nowdays lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one is a bit risque. Many years ago now whilst serving in an Arab country with the military, i was given a few days off in a 5* hotel next to the port where i was working. Cocktail hour was flowing and i hot talking to a girl a few years older than me from a different arm of the military. I ended up with her group until later on when we all visited the pool. Next thing i knew, she was using my cock as an underwater breathing system! We ended up fucking in the pool with about 15 of her colleagues cheering us on. Hotel security put an end to the fun and we thought that was that. When i returned to base there was a bit of a shit storm as the manager and police had sent the security video to the camp commander. She was on the next plane out of that country, to avoid an incident, thankfully because of who i was working for i got a good telling off, whilst watching the video back. Dont think ive ever smiled so much loosing a months wages

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By *WkinkymaleMan
over a year ago

Llandudno - Colwyn bay


"Felched a used and loaded hole then shared it with a kiss."

Mmmmm

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By *idnight-BlueMan
over a year ago

South West

me and my ex went cinema and realised we were the only ones in the film, so she got on me and fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Outside a randoms house at 3am and fucked my ex on their doorstep as everyone was sleeping in a nice area just off main road.

Had her open the letter box on the door and scream into it and wipe the juices on the door handle.

Yep, that's definitely rude. And inconsiderate."

Hate these 'boasting' threads they always bring out the worst in people. Skanks fucking on doorsteps and screaming through letterboxes, wannabes slagging off essex girls, busdrivers bragging about the 'tipsy' girl they fucked on the late service home... believe me when I say I am no prude. But some of these tales make my skin crawl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Outside a randoms house at 3am and fucked my ex on their doorstep as everyone was sleeping in a nice area just off main road.

Had her open the letter box on the door and scream into it and wipe the juices on the door handle.

Yep, that's definitely rude. And inconsiderate.

Hate these 'boasting' threads they always bring out the worst in people. Skanks fucking on doorsteps and screaming through letterboxes, wannabes slagging off essex girls, busdrivers bragging about the 'tipsy' girl they fucked on the late service home... believe me when I say I am no prude. But some of these tales make my skin crawl"

Well if this is aimed at me in part, as mine was the only driving story, firstly it was a car not a bus, secondly it was no 'tipsy' girl, it was an absolutely stunning (oops boasting again), sober woman with her hubby, in an arranged scenario meet.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I used to work as a bus driver and I was on the late shift. It was pretty quiet and a girl got on who was a little tipsy. She was standing next to my window so I said you shouldn't really stand there. She said there's a lot of things I shouldn't do but I do them any way. To cut a long story short we ended on the top deck with the lights out fucking like rabbits."

I think it was this story being referred to, not yours about driving in York

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Early 20s, had penetrative sex with my then gf on the back seat of a late night single decker bus. Maybe 20 other people.

Started off as passionate kissing after a night out at a few bars. Touching each other under our clothes turned into her slipping her jeans down over her bum and sitting on my lap and wriggling me to orgasm.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Leaving the curtains and lights on in a flat when we could be seen from the flats opposite.

Didn't actually realise that we could been seen until a neighbour eventually told us.

No idea exactly what was seen but it was a time of adventure!

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham


"Outside a randoms house at 3am and fucked my ex on their doorstep as everyone was sleeping in a nice area just off main road.

Had her open the letter box on the door and scream into it and wipe the juices on the door handle.

Yep, that's definitely rude. And inconsiderate.

Hate these 'boasting' threads they always bring out the worst in people. Skanks fucking on doorsteps and screaming through letterboxes, wannabes slagging off essex girls, busdrivers bragging about the 'tipsy' girl they fucked on the late service home... believe me when I say I am no prude. But some of these tales make my skin crawl"

I couldn't have said it better myself. Some of these 'confessions' are simply gross, inconsiderate and nothing to brag about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to work as a bus driver and I was on the late shift. It was pretty quiet and a girl got on who was a little tipsy. She was standing next to my window so I said you shouldn't really stand there. She said there's a lot of things I shouldn't do but I do them any way. To cut a long story short we ended on the top deck with the lights out fucking like rabbits.

Take it back, hadnt read that one??

I think it was this story being referred to, not yours about driving in York"

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By *arkside2698Man
over a year ago

luton

I once had sex in the missionary position, with the lights out for the sole purpose of procreation

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By *udsonkMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

Mid summer the middle of a field on the north yorkshire coast, with a FB. Red hot day no clothes on going at it like rabbits with her on top riding me. Bloody tornado flew overhead so low could practically see the pilot got a right shock!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be with a fb several years ago. After having driven round for an hour or so to find a suitable car park, we returned to a one we had visited earlier. My van wouldn't go under the height barrier, but it was open as there was a forestry tractor working in there. I asked how long he was going to be, told an hour or so. Drove in, too many cars with people sat in them to get in the back, pissing down with rain, as it had been for a couple of hours. Getting out and walked into the trees a little, she dropped to her knees in the mud and gave me a bj, before taking her from behind as she lent up against a tree. Both soaked, her knees and stockings muddy, gave the tractor driver a thumbs up as I drove her back to her waiting husband, who, I was told the next time I saw her, fucked her on the kitchen table as she retold our time together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boasting! It could be said that some profile descriptions and posted verifications are as much a form of boasting as some of the stories on here.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a girl asked me to do something dirty and disgusting to her so I got her to strip naked get on her hands and knees with her head under the rug, she waited and braced herself, after 10 mins and nothing happening she said I thought you was gonna do something dirty and disgusting? I replied I have Ive just shit in your handbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was my boyfriend at the time used to finger me on the bus everyday to and from college, we also had sex in the bushes from a public foot path quite regularly. Also had sex in my parents dining room while they were in the next room and a couple of experiences id rather forget was coastal public toilets middle of summer and church steps house parties, clearly I enjoyed putting on a show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Early 20s, had penetrative sex with my then gf on the back seat of a late night single decker bus. Maybe 20 other people.

Started off as passionate kissing after a night out at a few bars. Touching each other under our clothes turned into her slipping her jeans down over her bum and sitting on my lap and wriggling me to orgasm."

Actually, that wasn't dirty at all. It was a risky thing done by two young people filled with desire.

The very dirtiest thing I've done?

I once went through a period of frequenting a number of local dogging sites. Sometimes with luck, more often without.

On one occasion, maybe 15 years ago, I pulled into one secluded car park. Probably midnight. I would stay out until the early hours on the chance of some illicit contact, and as I switched my headlights to half I could see a crowd of solo men gathered.

I passed by to catch a glimpse and parked up, skinned up a joint, sparked up and slowly made my way over to see what the fuss was about. Gathered around some sort of car, a BMW, or an Audi, or something - I wouldn't care - four guys were taking turns barebacking an enthusiastic lady. More guys would join as others left, and I identified what I took to be the male half of the duo.

I passed him the joint to start a conversation and he smiled, flipping his head back as if to say "thanks" and "welcome", and joined him in enjoying the view.

"Don't lean on my car", he snapped. "You'll mess the wax".

Your friend here is filled with strangers' jizz, and you're worried about the wax on your car? When it was passed back, I left the scene with the joint.

And that was both the rudest and dirtiest thing that happened that night.

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Had sex in a mud puddle. Not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so much the dirtiest but definatly the most random. Used to park at this spot late at night and walk around naked, this one time I seen a car come near, so i bolted back in my car. Noticed it was a couple with the female naked on backseat restrained. The fella smiled at me then climbed over and started having sex with the woman. Randomly i got out still naked and wanked whilst i watched. Only spoilt by another sett of headlights making us both drive off, never seen them again. Was fun though

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By *he fab two OP   Couple
over a year ago

brentwood


"Early 20s, had penetrative sex with my then gf on the back seat of a late night single decker bus. Maybe 20 other people.

Started off as passionate kissing after a night out at a few bars. Touching each other under our clothes turned into her slipping her jeans down over her bum and sitting on my lap and wriggling me to orgasm.

Actually, that wasn't dirty at all. It was a risky thing done by two young people filled with desire.

The very dirtiest thing I've done?

I once went through a period of frequenting a number of local dogging sites. Sometimes with luck, more often without.

On one occasion, maybe 15 years ago, I pulled into one secluded car park. Probably midnight. I would stay out until the early hours on the chance of some illicit contact, and as I switched my headlights to half I could see a crowd of solo men gathered.

I passed by to catch a glimpse and parked up, skinned up a joint, sparked up and slowly made my way over to see what the fuss was about. Gathered around some sort of car, a BMW, or an Audi, or something - I wouldn't care - four guys were taking turns barebacking an enthusiastic lady. More guys would join as others left, and I identified what I took to be the male half of the duo.

I passed him the joint to start a conversation and he smiled, flipping his head back as if to say "thanks" and "welcome", and joined him in enjoying the view.

"Don't lean on my car", he snapped. "You'll mess the wax".

Your friend here is filled with strangers' jizz, and you're worried about the wax on your car? When it was passed back, I left the scene with the joint.

And that was both the rudest and dirtiest thing that happened that night.

"

I make him right don’t want hand prints all over ya freshly waxed car lol but spunk all over his wife’s freshly waxed pussy game on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got fked up the back of a Land rover earlier this year, in the daytime up the Quantocks, he then ripped my panties off and we left them hanging in a tree XXX"

I always wondered how random underwear got there

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By *lanemikeMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Picked up in M'cr city centre by a TV who took me to a club and then home to hers. Best nights sex EVER, none stop !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still definitely sex in an adult cinema with a lover on a d*unk night out...whoever fingered her definitely knew what they were doing as well xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fingering my 2nd cousin in the back seat of car. Family road trip, we had a blanket over us, her parents in the front lucky we had set off at night were her mum nodded off and her dad concentrated on the driving. We had a portebal DVD player in front of us so it was only normal to sit close. She was lapping up the chase, squeezing her inner thighs, grinding 2 fingers,at times I thought her dad was going to slam the breaks! We both came on each other's hands! Best bit was when we stopped at the service station and left alone!

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

The other weekend I was bent over and fucked behind a bush by a main road with people walking past. Also blew a man on the top floor of his shop whilst it was open.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"Picked up in M'cr city centre by a TV who took me to a club and then home to hers. Best nights sex EVER, none stop !!!!"

Another Fab straight lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fingering my 2nd cousin in the back seat of car. Family road trip, we had a blanket over us, her parents in the front lucky we had set off at night were her mum nodded off and her dad concentrated on the driving. We had a portebal DVD player in front of us so it was only normal to sit close. She was lapping up the chase, squeezing her inner thighs, grinding 2 fingers,at times I thought her dad was going to slam the breaks! We both came on each other's hands! Best bit was when we stopped at the service station and left alone! "

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Outside a randoms house at 3am and fucked my ex on their doorstep as everyone was sleeping in a nice area just off main road.

Had her open the letter box on the door and scream into it and wipe the juices on the door handle.

I don't think screaming through a stranger's letterbox in the middle of the night is remotely sexy, just obnoxious. "

and scary as hell if it's a mum in there with her kid's

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By *wFunGuy4YouMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Got a bj from a female at a hard rock cafe before performing live on stage in the band i was in at the time. She was stroking me while i spoke to mates, then winked me to follow her. She was quite impressed of what she found and took me nicely in her mouth while she played with herself as she sat on the toilet seat

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By *lanemikeMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"Picked up in M'cr city centre by a TV who took me to a club and then home to hers. Best nights sex EVER, none stop !!!!

Another Fab straight lol "

Cheeky....!!!!

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate

Was at a quiet spot and watching a guy wanking while watching porn on his iPad - he was aware of me being there and put his iPad on the passenger seat, opened the door on his side of the car and and knelt on the seat and wanked while I rimmed his arse. When he was ready to cum he turned round and blasted a huge load of cummer in my face.

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Had two women wee on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tied to a lap dancing pole, stripped naked

In a room full of girls

Had a but plug inserted and vibrating cock ring

They watched me cum

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate


"Tied to a lap dancing pole, stripped naked

In a room full of girls

Had a but plug inserted and vibrating cock ring

They watched me cum "

Naughty girls! Lol

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By *he fab two OP   Couple
over a year ago

brentwood


"Tied to a lap dancing pole, stripped naked

In a room full of girls

Had a but plug inserted and vibrating cock ring

They watched me cum "

Did none of them fuck or suck you

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By *wFunGuy4YouMan
over a year ago

Cheshire


"years ago in Blackpool August bank holiday afternoon in Walkabout bar i think it was...I took a lass outside broad daylight and fucked her up the alley as people where walking past"

Thats a normal day in blackpool....or was yrs ago on stag doo's

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By *oreverHorny69Man
over a year ago

Milnrow


"Oh tbere are lots. But driving through York city centre at 8pm last night, rubbing the clit of of my front seat passenger till she cum, whilst hubby was wanking in the back, then her wanking me with the instruction I had to cum before we reached the station. Successful mission, though the police van we passed nearly put me off lol"

You must have cum quick then as It’s not far from the centre to the station lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a woman twice my age in a hotel room (I was 20 at the time) after talking with her online

She introduced me to all kinds of things, namely receiving anal. I was quite against it but she convinced me to try a prostate massager and it felt amazing. Led to her fingering me and all sorts. I felt pretty dirty afterwards but it was definitely the most memorable night of my life

Sadly she lived too far away to make it a regular thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kicking out time at a busy pub and ex gf dragged me into the ladies toilet and a cubicle locked the door....

Frantic fucking in the cubicle ensued...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once stirred a cup of tea using the spoon after making a cup of coffee Filthy

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By *parks87Couple
over a year ago

huntingdon

Was with ex wen i was 18 was wearing outfit at car show night time came there were couple music tents drinks were flowing both got bit tipsy went back to tent got to car pushed me up against it pulled me cock out went from there she got right dam seeing to on bonnet whilst people walking past cheering she always said she want try out door fun problem one best times I ever experienced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanking a guy off into my vodka and in a night club in Derby and then downing said drink hehe"

Is that how SnowBall started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few years back I once fucked a customer doggy over the bedroom dressing table while we both watched her husband putting green stripes in his lawn whilst mowing it

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate


"Wanking a guy off into my vodka and in a night club in Derby and then downing said drink hehe

Is that how SnowBall started "

Lol - that’s was a very yellow drink if I remember - hope no ones spunk is that colour lol

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By *he fab two OP   Couple
over a year ago

brentwood


"A few years back I once fucked a customer doggy over the bedroom dressing table while we both watched her husband putting green stripes in his lawn whilst mowing it"

Fan fucking tactic lol ??

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By *he fab two OP   Couple
over a year ago

brentwood


"Was with ex wen i was 18 was wearing outfit at car show night time came there were couple music tents drinks were flowing both got bit tipsy went back to tent got to car pushed me up against it pulled me cock out went from there she got right dam seeing to on bonnet whilst people walking past cheering she always said she want try out door fun problem one best times I ever experienced "

What car was it?

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By *he fab two OP   Couple
over a year ago

brentwood

Really should get someone to drive our motorhome around while we fuck on bed with curtains open that’d be pretty exciting lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had sex with the lights on, once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a bite of my friends sandwich after she had taken a bite

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By *ick-brown27Man
over a year ago

worsley

got spitroasted by a mm couple and a tgirl on Friday while others watched that was horny as hell

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Fucking my gf daughter, taking her vaginity, hour later her mum was sucking me. What a night.

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate


"got spitroasted by a mm couple and a tgirl on Friday while others watched that was horny as hell "

That’s an ordinary day for some! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucking my gf daughter, taking her vaginity, hour later her mum was sucking me. What a night. "

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By *dthelad28Man
over a year ago

Wymondham

I’ve recently started going to a glory-hole where the guy also likes me to pee in his mouth. There is something about combining the best blow-job I’ve ever had with peeing. It’s quite an art to master doing both at the same time. Oh so wrong but oh so nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucking my gf daughter, taking her vaginity, hour later her mum was sucking me. What a night. "

Porn is fabulous isnt it?

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable


"Fucking my gf daughter, taking her vaginity, hour later her mum was sucking me. What a night.

Porn is fabulous isnt it?"
it was real.

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By *k106Man
over a year ago

dublin

legend haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Outside a randoms house at 3am and fucked my ex on their doorstep as everyone was sleeping in a nice area just off main road.

Had her open the letter box on the door and scream into it and wipe the juices on the door handle."

I'd imagine that's illegal, whether it is or isn't your disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was desperate to get it on with this girl and she agreed on one condition that I fulfilled a fantasy of hers. She wanted me to cum on her tits, lick my own cum up and put it in her mouth. I did it ."

This is our routine basically

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh! And this one time... at band camp... I stuck a flute in my pussy!.. x

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable


"Oh! And this one time... at band camp... I stuck a flute in my pussy!.. x"
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had sex with a girl from work in a pub in town on a friday afternoon she sat on my knee and just moved up and down nice and slow xx

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate


"I’ve recently started going to a glory-hole where the guy also likes me to pee in his mouth. There is something about combining the best blow-job I’ve ever had with peeing. It’s quite an art to master doing both at the same time. Oh so wrong but oh so nice!"

I hope you don’t drink 5 pints before you visit; poor guy would be there all night lol

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable


"Fucking my gf daughter, taking her vaginity, hour later her mum was sucking me. What a night.

Porn is fabulous isnt it?"
you would never know.

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By *llie_worcMan
over a year ago

bristol

Nothing fab would let me tell you about

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By *WkinkymaleMan
over a year ago

Llandudno - Colwyn bay


"Tied to a lap dancing pole, stripped naked

In a room full of girls

Had a but plug inserted and vibrating cock ring

They watched me cum "

Mmmm lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Outside a randoms house at 3am and fucked my ex on their doorstep as everyone was sleeping in a nice area just off main road.

Had her open the letter box on the door and scream into it and wipe the juices on the door handle.

I'd imagine that's illegal, whether it is or isn't your disgusting "

This thread has been a great extra filter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to a spa hotel in Kent where we used the steam room. It was quiet when my bf pulled his cock out and sucked him off. We fucked for awhile and he finished off all over my face and tits. Lucky no one came in

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By *ast FredyMan
over a year ago

southend on sea

when I was first married in my early 20's we were friends with another couple I'd known since my teenage years. His party piece after a night out was to rip everyone's underwear off, female, male, skirt or trousers !!! One time after a night out & all underwear was gone I ended up giving his wife a piggy back. I still remember she had a short denim skirt on, I had my fingers so far up her arse & pussy which was a real buz walking along with our partners not knowing. There were other things that happened over the years but I never did get to fuck her. I did loose my virginity to her mother at 15 tho.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay


"Oh! And this one time... at band camp... I stuck a flute in my pussy!.. x"

What tune did you play?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so vanilla its crazy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading this thread I've never lived

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By *eviantdeliteWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Wanking a guy off into my vodka and in a night club in Derby and then downing said drink hehe"

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By *he fab two OP   Couple
over a year ago

brentwood


"when I was first married in my early 20's we were friends with another couple I'd known since my teenage years. His party piece after a night out was to rip everyone's underwear off, female, male, skirt or trousers !!! One time after a night out & all underwear was gone I ended up giving his wife a piggy back. I still remember she had a short denim skirt on, I had my fingers so far up her arse & pussy which was a real buz walking along with our partners not knowing. There were other things that happened over the years but I never did get to fuck her. I did loose my virginity to her mother at 15 tho. "

Now there’s another story that needs telling

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By *he fab two OP   Couple
over a year ago

brentwood


"Oh! And this one time... at band camp... I stuck a flute in my pussy!.. x"

Errrm think your find that was your arse!!

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By *WkinkymaleMan
over a year ago

Llandudno - Colwyn bay


"Reading this thread I've never lived "

There's plenty of time yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I met my FB couple, the hubby spunked all over his wife’s pussy, I then scooped it up onto my cock and fed his wife her husbands spunk from my cock, it was a gorgeous moment.

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By *ast FredyMan
over a year ago

southend on sea

A friend & I were decorating another friends parents house. He use to work away some times & quite often my friend & I would go round for drinks music & a laugh with the wife. One night I was round there by myself we were drinking whiskey & playing the truth game. She asked me out of the women I knew who I'd like to shag the most to which I replied my current girlfriend & you how about it ? She said she'd thought about it but no because of the age difference, but we carried on drinking & playing the game & after a couple of hours asked her again. She said yes this time & took my hand & lead me upstairs to her bedroom. I remember thinking oh fuck! I'd lied to her about not having had sex before but we ended up having a 4 or 5 month affair. She use to call me mr permanent erection lol. She would drop me off at school for my final exams which was cool. The affair ended when my art teacher who was the woman's ex next door nighbour called her & said she didn't care if it was true or not but I had been bragging at school that I was shagging her ! She called me round to her place & told me I'd have to say I'd made it all up. I don't think her husband ever found out but she told her daughter so consiquently I got called porkies my a group of my mates for a couple of years. I suppose I deserved that really lol. Another story is on the run up to splitting up with my last partner. I ended up between the legs of her daughter with her begging to fuck her & I didn't ( I regret that now ) but hey that is another story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It involved my wife,some lube and a car tow bar ,the rest I leave to you

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By *ast FredyMan
over a year ago

southend on sea

A friend & I were decorating the girls parents house. He use to work away some times & quite often my friend & I would go round for drinks music & a laugh with the wife. One night I was round there by myself we were drinking whiskey & playing the truth game. She asked me out of the women I knew who I'd like to shag the most to which I replied my current girlfriend & you how about it ? She said she'd thought about it but no because of the age difference, but we carried on drinking & playing the game & after a couple of hours asked her again. She said yes this time & took my hand & lead me upstairs to her bedroom. I remember thinking oh fuck! I'd lied to her about not having had sex before but we ended up having a 4 or 5 month affair. She use to call me mr permanent erection lol. She would drop me off at school for my final exams which was cool. The affair ended when my art teacher who was the woman's ex next door nighbour called her & said she didn't care if it was true or not but I had been bragging at school that I was shagging her ! She called me round to her place & told me I'd have to say I'd made it all up. I don't think her husband ever found out but she told her daughter so consiquently I got called porkies my a group of my mates for a couple of years. I suppose I deserved that really lol. Another story is on the run up to splitting up with my last partner. I ended up between the legs of her daughter with her begging to fuck her & I didn't ( I regret that now ) but hey that is another story

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By *evonmail41Man
over a year ago

Yeovil


"Reading this thread I've never lived "

Nor me. Bit depressed to be honest

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By *he fab two OP   Couple
over a year ago

brentwood


"A friend & I were decorating the girls parents house. He use to work away some times & quite often my friend & I would go round for drinks music & a laugh with the wife. One night I was round there by myself we were drinking whiskey & playing the truth game. She asked me out of the women I knew who I'd like to shag the most to which I replied my current girlfriend & you how about it ? She said she'd thought about it but no because of the age difference, but we carried on drinking & playing the game & after a couple of hours asked her again. She said yes this time & took my hand & lead me upstairs to her bedroom. I remember thinking oh fuck! I'd lied to her about not having had sex before but we ended up having a 4 or 5 month affair. She use to call me mr permanent erection lol. She would drop me off at school for my final exams which was cool. The affair ended when my art teacher who was the woman's ex next door nighbour called her & said she didn't care if it was true or not but I had been bragging at school that I was shagging her ! She called me round to her place & told me I'd have to say I'd made it all up. I don't think her husband ever found out but she told her daughter so consiquently I got called porkies my a group of my mates for a couple of years. I suppose I deserved that really lol. Another story is on the run up to splitting up with my last partner. I ended up between the legs of her daughter with her begging to fuck her & I didn't ( I regret that now ) but hey that is another story "

Great story if only you’d kept stom

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By *hunderstruckMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Fucked a woman down an ally on way back from town

About 12:30am people and couples walking past .

We stopped and killed seed until they past then got stuck in again

Fonebit a few times too with same woman in different places

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By *oss and SuzieCouple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

I have been fucked by a guy from behind while fucking my wife at the front.... does that count?

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Don't know about rude or dirty but. I replied to an ad on craigslist to meet a guy to just tease him. It was a paid meet. He had sent some photos and was a good looking man. Anyway, despite having no intention to have sex with him, I enjoyed the scenario so much that I did.

Was the easiest money I've ever made.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a night out, my ex would like a pint of orange squash to go to bed with, I used to make it and then top it up with piss, she never knew, used to turn me so much in the morning and I'd see and empty glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirtiest for me was when I parked next to a campervan in a small car park. Noticed a naked couple inside and cheekily asked the time. Half hour of chat later and his wife and I were giving each other oral as hubby watched from inside and about 8 or 9 guys watched through the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The filthiest thing I have ever done was cleaning out an old septic tank, it was just down right dirty and utter filth!

Maybe I have got the wrong idea about this post!

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By *he fab two OP   Couple
over a year ago

brentwood


"Don't know about rude or dirty but. I replied to an ad on craigslist to meet a guy to just tease him. It was a paid meet. He had sent some photos and was a good looking man. Anyway, despite having no intention to have sex with him, I enjoyed the scenario so much that I did.

Was the easiest money I've ever made. "

Win win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After a night out, my ex would like a pint of orange squash to go to bed with, I used to make it and then top it up with piss, she never knew, used to turn me so much in the morning and I'd see and empty glass "

You unknowingly made your ex drink your piss? What a bell end

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By *uan KnightMan
over a year ago

Rugby


"Had a bite of my friends sandwich after she had taken a bite "

You bit her sandwich? Well, I’ve heard it called some things, but...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might have to change my name to Madagasga I am that vanilla...

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By *ewhorizonsCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"Outside a randoms house at 3am and fucked my ex on their doorstep as everyone was sleeping in a nice area just off main road.

Had her open the letter box on the door and scream into it and wipe the juices on the door handle."

What an arsehole you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was at a friends house and he was fucking a girl in the other room. I was super turned on and was wanking. I went to finish off in the bathroom after they had stopped and noticed the used condom on top of the bathroom bin. Curiosity got the better of me and I had a taste

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By *ikstupp2Man
over a year ago

london


"Dirtiest for me was when I parked next to a campervan in a small car park. Noticed a naked couple inside and cheekily asked the time. Half hour of chat later and his wife and I were giving each other oral as hubby watched from inside and about 8 or 9 guys watched through the window "
good times lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After a night out, my ex would like a pint of orange squash to go to bed with, I used to make it and then top it up with piss, she never knew, used to turn me so much in the morning and I'd see and empty glass "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spanked a girl under the covers whilst her brother was sat on the same bed.

We were listening to music and facing the TV and I had a thing going on with the girl at the time so I snuck a hand under the covers, massaged her bum a bit and then started spanking it progressively harder in time to the music.

This carried on until she moved away a bit to stop herself from moaning too loud and giving the game away.

He never noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my younger days i took my girlfriend to ny auntys, she was out but i had a key, we went upstairs got undressed and fucked in her bed, we left a few juice stains on her sheets, got dressed went back down stairs soon after she came home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watched a lady poo in another ladies pussy then I eased my cock in ...

Not true but how many of you are gagging a little bit now....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watched a lady poo in another ladies pussy then I eased my cock in ...

Not true but how many of you are gagging a little bit now....lol "

Was gonna ask for her details, gutted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol.... but I would. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably throat fucking Lou so hard that she puked on my dick....like a true solider she just took her top off and carried on !! Was pretty hot tbh.....another time I forced her to drink 4 pints of water one after the other so I could make her squirt....she ended up covering the bed, walls, headboard and ceiling that night!!

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Surprised nobody has said ME! .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a long list.

But one of them was letting Dorian fuck me up the ass behind a building. Then realised there was a camera when we were done

~Mia

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

While making. A. Brew for a lady at work I whipped my dick round the. Rim of. Her cup it was so sexy watching her drink it,,she said it was the best cup of. Tea she had in ages .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"While making. A. Brew for a lady at work I whipped my dick round the. Rim of. Her cup it was so sexy watching her drink it,,she said it was the best cup of. Tea she had in ages . "

Hope someone wipes their arse on the bread next time you go for a sandwich and faps over you eating it same ballpark right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"While making. A. Brew for a lady at work I whipped my dick round the. Rim of. Her cup it was so sexy watching her drink it,,she said it was the best cup of. Tea she had in ages . "

Oh my god. That is the most disgusting thing I have EVER read, and I’ve read some pretty fucked up shit. Hope you don’t have some kind of STI/STD. Absolutely grim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"While making. A. Brew for a lady at work I whipped my dick round the. Rim of. Her cup it was so sexy watching her drink it,,she said it was the best cup of. Tea she had in ages . "

That is fucking disgusting. I only hope this was written in jest not that I found it funny

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By *he fab two OP   Couple
over a year ago

brentwood


"There's a long list.

But one of them was letting Dorian fuck me up the ass behind a building. Then realised there was a camera when we were done

~Mia"

Some lucky security guard had a good night

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By *WkinkymaleMan
over a year ago

Llandudno - Colwyn bay


"I have been fucked by a guy from behind while fucking my wife at the front.... does that count?"

Sounds good to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This morning I was put in a rubber gimp suit and tied up whilst being face fucked and forced to do whatever the guy desired

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By *ivianVanDammeWoman
over a year ago

West Coast


"

Well if this is aimed at me in part, as mine was the only driving story, firstly it was a car not a bus, secondly it was no 'tipsy' girl, it was an absolutely stunning (oops boasting again), sober woman with her hubby, in an arranged scenario meet. "

Did you actually bother to read the rest of the thread or did you just want everyone to hear about your story? Repeatedly...

There was indeed a bus driver/tipsy girl story and she probably didn’t mention yours because she found it to be fun and acceptable. You just made yourself look the twat.

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