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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hey,

Sorry if this my post seems a little weird... I'm just wondering what items,objects or "things" other people have used on themselves whilst wanking...... that would be considered as non sexual or not designed for having fun.

I think the most non purposeful thing I have ever played with... and I hope peoples don't mind me saying... Is a empty bottle of beer..

Again,,, im sorry if my post comes across as weirc

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Hey,

Sorry if this my post seems a little weird... I'm just wondering what items,objects or "things" other people have used on themselves whilst wanking...... that would be considered as non sexual or not designed for having fun.

I think the most non purposeful thing I have ever played with... and I hope peoples don't mind me saying... Is a empty bottle of beer..

Again,,, im sorry if my post comes across as weirc"

No weird at all my lovely!

When I was pregnant and horny at 22 - well before I knew what a dildo was - I found an appropriately shaped moisturiser bottle and fucked myself with it! TBH it didn’t quite hit the spot and was more frustrating than satisfying! X

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South London

I suppose ‘sock’ is not the sort of answer you’re after

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey,

Sorry if this my post seems a little weird... I'm just wondering what items,objects or "things" other people have used on themselves whilst wanking...... that would be considered as non sexual or not designed for having fun.

I think the most non purposeful thing I have ever played with... and I hope peoples don't mind me saying... Is a empty bottle of beer..

Again,,, im sorry if my post comes across as weirc

No weird at all my lovely!

When I was pregnant and horny at 22 - well before I knew what a dildo was - I found an appropriately shaped moisturiser bottle and fucked myself with it! TBH it didn’t quite hit the spot and was more frustrating than satisfying! X"

Thank's for the reply !... I guess the subject of you not knowing what a dildo was when you were 22 is for a different post ... How did you end up using the moisturise bottle on yourself?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I suppose ‘sock’ is not the sort of answer you’re after "

ha ha!...most men have a certain thing that they use to clean things up ! ..

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Hey,

Sorry if this my post seems a little weird... I'm just wondering what items,objects or "things" other people have used on themselves whilst wanking...... that would be considered as non sexual or not designed for having fun.

I think the most non purposeful thing I have ever played with... and I hope peoples don't mind me saying... Is a empty bottle of beer..

Again,,, im sorry if my post comes across as weirc

No weird at all my lovely!

When I was pregnant and horny at 22 - well before I knew what a dildo was - I found an appropriately shaped moisturiser bottle and fucked myself with it! TBH it didn’t quite hit the spot and was more frustrating than satisfying! X

Thank's for the reply !... I guess the subject of you not knowing what a dildo was when you were 22 is for a different post ... How did you end up using the moisturise bottle on yourself?"

This was before the internet - I’d never watched porn and had a very sheltered life! Sex just wasn’t discussed! And I used the moisturiser bottle as a substitute willy! Didn’t work terribly well! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey,

Sorry if this my post seems a little weird... I'm just wondering what items,objects or "things" other people have used on themselves whilst wanking...... that would be considered as non sexual or not designed for having fun.

I think the most non purposeful thing I have ever played with... and I hope peoples don't mind me saying... Is a empty bottle of beer..

Again,,, im sorry if my post comes across as weirc

No weird at all my lovely!

When I was pregnant and horny at 22 - well before I knew what a dildo was - I found an appropriately shaped moisturiser bottle and fucked myself with it! TBH it didn’t quite hit the spot and was more frustrating than satisfying! X

Thank's for the reply !... I guess the subject of you not knowing what a dildo was when you were 22 is for a different post ... How did you end up using the moisturise bottle on yourself?

This was before the internet - I’d never watched porn and had a very sheltered life! Sex just wasn’t discussed! And I used the moisturiser bottle as a substitute willy! Didn’t work terribly well! X"

Fair enough !!... Personally.. I'd like to see a woman insert handle of a hair brush and play

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Hey,

Sorry if this my post seems a little weird... I'm just wondering what items,objects or "things" other people have used on themselves whilst wanking...... that would be considered as non sexual or not designed for having fun.

I think the most non purposeful thing I have ever played with... and I hope peoples don't mind me saying... Is a empty bottle of beer..

Again,,, im sorry if my post comes across as weirc

No weird at all my lovely!

When I was pregnant and horny at 22 - well before I knew what a dildo was - I found an appropriately shaped moisturiser bottle and fucked myself with it! TBH it didn’t quite hit the spot and was more frustrating than satisfying! X

Thank's for the reply !... I guess the subject of you not knowing what a dildo was when you were 22 is for a different post ... How did you end up using the moisturise bottle on yourself?

This was before the internet - I’d never watched porn and had a very sheltered life! Sex just wasn’t discussed! And I used the moisturiser bottle as a substitute willy! Didn’t work terribly well! X

Fair enough !!... Personally.. I'd like to see a woman insert handle of a hair brush and play"

From what I'm led to believe, a hair or makeup brush is quite often a girl's first best friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

From what I'm led to believe, a hair or makeup brush is quite often a girl's first best friend. "

Although a bit too hard and unforgiving!

A trimmed cucumber (wet and no lumpy bits from the skin Lol)

And banana.

That was when dildos were crap and no online Ann summers Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres websites dedicated to this subject. Just search for 'weird insertions' and see what comes up. Ive seen baseball bats, bed posts, gear levers in cars, all manner of fruit and veg, screwdriver handles, hammers, even a toilet brush!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched a girl play with a water bottle once, unbelievable considering the size of it, and it still had some water in it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a mate and his misses at the time use a durex play bottle with the lid on, lid popped off in side her and he had to try and fish it out.

Earned himself the nick name king Fisher haha

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By *ngelfireWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

A cucumber.

A candle

A banana

Chocolate bar

Neck of a wine bottle

Not all at once

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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire(ish)

4th photo in our gallery!!

Ka xx

Oh yeah ... I have steel candlestick on my fireplace that makes the greatest butt-plug. Makes dusting fun!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey,

Sorry if this my post seems a little weird... I'm just wondering what items,objects or "things" other people have used on themselves whilst wanking...... that would be considered as non sexual or not designed for having fun.

I think the most non purposeful thing I have ever played with... and I hope peoples don't mind me saying... Is a empty bottle of beer..

Again,,, im sorry if my post comes across as weirc

No weird at all my lovely!

When I was pregnant and horny at 22 - well before I knew what a dildo was - I found an appropriately shaped moisturiser bottle and fucked myself with it! TBH it didn’t quite hit the spot and was more frustrating than satisfying! X

Thank's for the reply !... I guess the subject of you not knowing what a dildo was when you were 22 is for a different post ... How did you end up using the moisturise bottle on yourself?

This was before the internet - I’d never watched porn and had a very sheltered life! Sex just wasn’t discussed! And I used the moisturiser bottle as a substitute willy! Didn’t work terribly well! X

Fair enough !!... Personally.. I'd like to see a woman insert handle of a hair brush and play

From what I'm led to believe, a hair or makeup brush is quite often a girl's first best friend. "

They are much, MUCH too skinny/small... I mean that’s what I heard anyway

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

A policemans wooden truncheon

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By *inkycurvyWoman
over a year ago

bury

When i very young teenage yrs the inquisitive side took i made a dildo out of cellotape yes i know creative but weird definitely not not my greatest design. As got older it became a former partners obsession to see what we good get up there and enjoy so banana, cucumber, hair brush, broom stick handle, and most seriously stupid of all was a ornamental sword in its casing. I know im a strange one at times but when crazy horny strikes you have to fulfill somehow.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Before I had proper toys I tried lots of different things. Beer bottles, cucumbers, a phallic shaped candle, a baseball bat, etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber

Bed post

Stool leg

Shower head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was in my very early teens and first discovered some people were gay I decided to try and find out if I was (naive and no understanding of homosexuality). I shoved a pencil with a dinosaur shaped rubber up my bum. Probably the main reason I consider myself straight now. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the look of my Snapchat looks like deodorant cans are doing well for them selfs

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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago

North West

Cucumber

Banana

Carrot (obvs out of the above)

Champagne bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm, let's think - beer bottles, spirit bottles, wine bottles, shampoo bottles, lots of different bottles actually; cucumbers, marrow, carrots, courgettes and other veg; pears, bananas but not other fruit! old pair of non-working hair straighteners, bicycle handlebars, the knob on the corner of the bedstead, torches, broom handles, umbrella handles and other things.

If I am horny and there is no cock to be had i am pretty good at improvising

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

In my teens I used to dress up and fuck myself with a beer bottle, bottle even a wine bottle at one point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maglite torch (police issue, not the little keyring sized ones!)

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

There was a very infamous marrow pic on here a couple of years ago that made the eyes water to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was in my very early teens and first discovered some people were gay I decided to try and find out if I was (naive and no understanding of homosexuality). I shoved a pencil with a dinosaur shaped rubber up my bum. Probably the main reason I consider myself straight now. Xx "

I laughed so hard...! Kudos on the experimenting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey,

Sorry if this my post seems a little weird... I'm just wondering what items,objects or "things" other people have used on themselves whilst wanking...... that would be considered as non sexual or not designed for having fun.

I think the most non purposeful thing I have ever played with... and I hope peoples don't mind me saying... Is a empty bottle of beer..

Again,,, im sorry if my post comes across as weirc

No weird at all my lovely!

When I was pregnant and horny at 22 - well before I knew what a dildo was - I found an appropriately shaped moisturiser bottle and fucked myself with it! TBH it didn’t quite hit the spot and was more frustrating than satisfying! X

Thank's for the reply !... I guess the subject of you not knowing what a dildo was when you were 22 is for a different post ... How did you end up using the moisturise bottle on yourself?

This was before the internet - I’d never watched porn and had a very sheltered life! Sex just wasn’t discussed! And I used the moisturiser bottle as a substitute willy! Didn’t work terribly well! X"

I bet your pussy was really soft afterwards though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is embarrassing but when I was 16 I put a banana in a comdom and inserted it. It did nothing for me and I mushed up a perfectly good banana.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condom rather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used my bed knob once but didn't like it

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Used an electric tooth brush on a partner before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely if you insert them they have become a sexual item?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used my bed knob once but didn't like it "

How did he like it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here i go (male):-

500ml pepsi bottle, 600ml pepsi bottle, cucumber, carrot, shampoo bottle, squash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used my bed knob once but didn't like it

How did he like it?"

Lol made it shinny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey,

Sorry if this my post seems a little weird... I'm just wondering what items,objects or "things" other people have used on themselves whilst wanking...... that would be considered as non sexual or not designed for having fun.

I think the most non purposeful thing I have ever played with... and I hope peoples don't mind me saying... Is a empty bottle of beer..

Again,,, im sorry if my post comes across as weirc

No weird at all my lovely!

When I was pregnant and horny at 22 - well before I knew what a dildo was - I found an appropriately shaped moisturiser bottle and fucked myself with it! TBH it didn’t quite hit the spot and was more frustrating than satisfying! X

Thank's for the reply !... I guess the subject of you not knowing what a dildo was when you were 22 is for a different post ... How did you end up using the moisturise bottle on yourself?

This was before the internet - I’d never watched porn and had a very sheltered life! Sex just wasn’t discussed! And I used the moisturiser bottle as a substitute willy! Didn’t work terribly well! X

Fair enough !!... Personally.. I'd like to see a woman insert handle of a hair brush and play

From what I'm led to believe, a hair or makeup brush is quite often a girl's first best friend. "

This actually made my cock twitch !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A cucumber.

A candle

A banana

Chocolate bar

Neck of a wine bottle

Not all at once

"

Neck of a wine bottle. .. I would love to see that !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"4th photo in our gallery!!

Ka xx

Oh yeah ... I have steel candlestick on my fireplace that makes the greatest butt-plug. Makes dusting fun!! "

Wow! That is all I can say.. Just wow at all of your pics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was in my very early teens and first discovered some people were gay I decided to try and find out if I was (naive and no understanding of homosexuality). I shoved a pencil with a dinosaur shaped rubber up my bum. Probably the main reason I consider myself straight now. Xx "

Did you end up with a megasarous?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didnt Disney do a film about this? Bedknobs and broomsticks?

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By *oreverHorny69Man
over a year ago

Milnrow

I used a can on a woman once not the end with the ring pull on I hasten to add. After that my fist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair brush handle was my first item... wasn’t the best now I recall.

Banana I tried once and once only.... stupidly peeled it first... let’s say messy and unenjoyable fishing for banana pieces is not very erotic

Cucumber with top peeled into a penis shape, nice and wet and works pretty well.

Coke bottle when they used to be the glass ones... not too bad

An ex used to like opening a bottle of Smirnoff ice, taking a mouthful then fucking me with it, caused a sort of vacuum effect that had the remaining contents sucked out into my pussy quite quickly, he would then either go down on me or fuck me.... very messy with fizzy vodka spray going everywhere but fun all the same.

Same ex talked me into taking the bed post... it was shaped like a ball at the top, wasn’t the most comfortable thing to do but I found it quite a turn on

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A megasorous!

Ha ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Umberto Giannini bottle up my ass...

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By *w214Couple
over a year ago

Wirral


"When I was in my very early teens and first discovered some people were gay I decided to try and find out if I was (naive and no understanding of homosexuality). I shoved a pencil with a dinosaur shaped rubber up my bum. Probably the main reason I consider myself straight now. Xx

Did you end up with a megasarous?"

And we have a winner!

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By *atureandhornyCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

The fat end of a pool cue as she lay on the table.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairspray (little one)

Roll on deodorant

Shampoo bottle ( can’t remember it’s name but it’s get a screw on chrome lid and it’s dildo shaped)

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By *-aint-a-crowdCouple
over a year ago

lingerie n heels


"When I was in my very early teens and first discovered some people were gay I decided to try and find out if I was (naive and no understanding of homosexuality). I shoved a pencil with a dinosaur shaped rubber up my bum. Probably the main reason I consider myself straight now. Xx

Did you end up with a megasarous?"

Literally spat my wine everywhere when I read that. Well played xx

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

I used a long, red candle in my 20s. Just held it in place whilst playing with my clit - my body temperature must have softened the wax because when I came (hard!) the spasm snapped the candle and it was a bit curved when I removed it.

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By *aughtynigel02121980Man
over a year ago

Brandon

A mate of mine went into hospital a while back to have toy horse removed from his arse. The op went very well and he is now in a stable condition

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Bananas are my favorite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was in my very early teens and first discovered some people were gay I decided to try and find out if I was (naive and no understanding of homosexuality). I shoved a pencil with a dinosaur shaped rubber up my bum. Probably the main reason I consider myself straight now. Xx

Did you end up with a megasarous?

Literally spat my wine everywhere when I read that. Well played xx"

Sorry for making you waste a good drink.

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