FabSwingers.com forum: Call me!!

By *lacksausage OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

I need someone to ( insert as you wish) eg, mow my lawn, drive me to town, drive back home from a party, etc.

Number duly supplied. Please do not txt as I will not reply. Do not withhold your number. Do not call between 4 and 5pm.

U do not have a mower, a paint brush, paint, money for petrol, money to buy credit, etc as the case might be. ( stay with the scenario, ladies and gents)

Am I male or female?

Am I genuine or fake?

Am I a user or not?

Am I a swinger or not?

Show working please.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I need someone to ( insert as you wish) eg, mow my lawn, drive me to town, drive back home from a party, etc.

Number duly supplied. Please do not txt as I will not reply. Do not withhold your number. Do not call between 4 and 5pm.

U do not have a mower, a paint brush, paint, money for petrol, money to buy credit, etc as the case might be. ( stay with the scenario, ladies and gents)

Am I male or female?

Am I genuine or fake?

Am I a user or not?

Am I a swinger or not?

Show working please.

Female, genuine, user, not a swinger. Just someone pathetic enough to lure desperate guys into servitude with the possibility of oral sex, but will then perform and bait and switch using the friend zone excuse.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive absolutely no idea what the 2 previous posts are on about. Its been a long day and my brain is scrambled that's my excuse anyway

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Ive absolutely no idea what the 2 previous posts are on about. Its been a long day and my brain is scrambled that's my excuse anyway

Status updates from certain users

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I have helped someone who needed help.

Wasn't expecting anything in return, except a coffee.

I was hoping that I might charm my way into a meet another time, which didn't happen, but that was my hope, not anything that was offered or hinted at.

I did fix the problem and has a lovely chat afterwards.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ack_at_the_farm....Man
over a year ago

woodhall spa

I thought this thread had something to do with ‘Go West’

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this thread had something to do with ‘Go West’

Been a long day and i have lost the plot lol.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jealous OP?

There is a thread where people are discussing trades

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lacksausage OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

"Jealous OP?

There is a thread where people are discussing trades

Of?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jealous OP?

There is a thread where people are discussing trades

Of?"

Trade off of trade skills and sex. It's more tradesmen wishing...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lacksausage OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

"Jealous OP?

There is a thread where people are discussing trades

Of?

Trade off of trade skills and sex. It's more tradesmen wishing...

Jealous of.....?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jealous OP?

There is a thread where people are discussing trades

Of?

Trade off of trade skills and sex. It's more tradesmen wishing...

Jealous of.....?"

Who is jealous?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was hoping that I might charm my way into a meet another time, which didn't happen, but that was my hope, not anything that was offered or hinted at.

. "

Exactly why i dont have help thats offered here for the above reasons

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eral SexMan
over a year ago

Port Talbot

I'd do anything for a gardener. Or to one for that matter.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread