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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit " Skip steps? Do you have a schedule then? Tick sheet? Blimey | |||
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"My point has been proven already " Never had anyone complain though so maybe I'm acing the test without studying the syllabus | |||
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"My point has been proven already " I dont think I understood what your point was Can you elaborate please? | |||
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit " I quite agree. I hate it when someone goes straight for my clit. There are other places to be teasing before that. And the same goes for the guys. I wouldn't immediately get my mouth round a cock either. | |||
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit " Must be a Canadian thing, like climbing the Rocky Mountains | |||
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit Skip steps? Do you have a schedule then? Tick sheet? Blimey" You mean you have not read the Haynes manual on ten steps to complete oral satisfaction | |||
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit I quite agree. I hate it when someone goes straight for my clit. There are other places to be teasing before that. And the same goes for the guys. I wouldn't immediately get my mouth round a cock either. " Finally someone gets it | |||
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit Skip steps? Do you have a schedule then? Tick sheet? Blimey You mean you have not read the Haynes manual on ten steps to complete oral satisfaction " I did, but mine is a 1953 edition. The cock sucking page is missing. It goes straight to bollocks | |||
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"Have you thought of having a checksheet with a clipboard next to the bed? This may the start of something....! " This made me chuckle | |||
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"I hate people who seem to think any sexual encounter has a linear progression...they're the ones who often try dreadful cyber too...and then I'll do this, and them you'll do that, and then we'll do this...seriously boring..." There's a difference between linear progression and teasing. If you like to stick your soft cock in a dry vagina the moment you get naked, go for it | |||
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"I hate people who seem to think any sexual encounter has a linear progression...they're the ones who often try dreadful cyber too...and then I'll do this, and them you'll do that, and then we'll do this...seriously boring... There's a difference between linear progression and teasing. If you like to stick your soft cock in a dry vagina the moment you get naked, go for it " I don't have one... | |||
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"I hate people who seem to think any sexual encounter has a linear progression...they're the ones who often try dreadful cyber too...and then I'll do this, and them you'll do that, and then we'll do this...seriously boring... There's a difference between linear progression and teasing. If you like to stick your soft cock in a dry vagina the moment you get naked, go for it " If you can stick a soft cock in a dry vagina then you might be forgiven for thinking the vagina in question is not the worlds tightest... | |||
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"I hate people who seem to think any sexual encounter has a linear progression...they're the ones who often try dreadful cyber too...and then I'll do this, and them you'll do that, and then we'll do this...seriously boring... There's a difference between linear progression and teasing. If you like to stick your soft cock in a dry vagina the moment you get naked, go for it " Part of the tease factor is not knowing what is coming next,isn't it? Just doing what feels right at the time. | |||
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"The new role of the second male in a mmf will be to audit the work of male number one. If rework is needed then a third may be required or else the meet can be scrapped altogther. Mff meets just can't work any more with twice the labour and half the manpower... " I’ll test out the 3 guys | |||
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit " Whatever got you thinking about this? | |||
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"I hate people who seem to think any sexual encounter has a linear progression...they're the ones who often try dreadful cyber too...and then I'll do this, and them you'll do that, and then we'll do this...seriously boring... There's a difference between linear progression and teasing. If you like to stick your soft cock in a dry vagina the moment you get naked, go for it Part of the tease factor is not knowing what is coming next,isn't it? Just doing what feels right at the time." True but when majority of the time you know she goes straight for the cock or cock's tip, it's not very surprising is it? | |||
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit Whatever got you thinking about this? " Haha, build up sexual frustration I suppose | |||
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"I hate people who seem to think any sexual encounter has a linear progression...they're the ones who often try dreadful cyber too...and then I'll do this, and them you'll do that, and then we'll do this...seriously boring... There's a difference between linear progression and teasing. If you like to stick your soft cock in a dry vagina the moment you get naked, go for it Part of the tease factor is not knowing what is coming next,isn't it? Just doing what feels right at the time. True but when majority of the time you know she goes straight for the cock or cock's tip, it's not very surprising is it?" m Are you saying they don’t kiss? Touch or anything? Just get your cock out your trousers? | |||
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit Whatever got you thinking about this? Haha, build up sexual frustration I suppose " If I could help you out I would, balls in hand! | |||
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit Whatever got you thinking about this? Haha, build up sexual frustration I suppose If I could help you out I would, balls in hand! " Please do | |||
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit " Me! I skip steps 1-3 and also 4d,5e and 6a. My bad!! | |||
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit Skip steps? Do you have a schedule then? Tick sheet? Blimey You mean you have not read the Haynes manual on ten steps to complete oral satisfaction I did, but mine is a 1953 edition. The cock sucking page is missing. It goes straight to bollocks" And post of the thread award goes to the Sappster!! If I had a cup of tea currently I'd be wiping it off my tablet!! | |||
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit Skip steps? Do you have a schedule then? Tick sheet? Blimey You mean you have not read the Haynes manual on ten steps to complete oral satisfaction I did, but mine is a 1953 edition. The cock sucking page is missing. It goes straight to bollocks And post of the thread award goes to the Sappster!! If I had a cup of tea currently I'd be wiping it off my tablet!! " Thankyou kind sir My writers have been very busy this weekend | |||
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"OP I'm never to old to learn .. please could you give us a detailed tutorial .. and once I have taken notes, revised and done as many practicals as possible I will come back and let you know what grade I get " Dear madam I think you could write the manual. Nothing that you can teach a master (mistress?) of the art. Kind regards Your very happy subject material | |||
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"OP I'm never to old to learn .. please could you give us a detailed tutorial .. and once I have taken notes, revised and done as many practicals as possible I will come back and let you know what grade I get Dear madam I think you could write the manual. Nothing that you can teach a master (mistress?) of the art. Kind regards Your very happy subject material" Why thank you kind sir xxx | |||
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"You use the word steps and people miss the point of the thread, bit like putting the word white in privilege " It's a Pavlovian conditioned response | |||
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"I hate people who seem to think any sexual encounter has a linear progression...they're the ones who often try dreadful cyber too...and then I'll do this, and them you'll do that, and then we'll do this...seriously boring... There's a difference between linear progression and teasing. If you like to stick your soft cock in a dry vagina the moment you get naked, go for it Part of the tease factor is not knowing what is coming next,isn't it? Just doing what feels right at the time. True but when majority of the time you know she goes straight for the cock or cock's tip, it's not very surprising is it?" Have you tried talking to the ladies in question? If no one tells them to be more teasing, or a little slower they not going to change what they consider a winning formula. Ginger | |||
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"OP I'm never to old to learn .. please could you give us a detailed tutorial .. and once I have taken notes, revised and done as many practicals as possible I will come back and let you know what grade I get Dear madam I think you could write the manual. Nothing that you can teach a master (mistress?) of the art. Kind regards Your very happy subject material" | |||
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"My point has been proven already Never had anyone complain though so maybe I'm acing the test without studying the syllabus " Does any man complain about a blow job?? In my limited experience they usually say that's the best bj ever! | |||
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"He's right you know, most go straight to Steps 5,6,7,8 what a tragedy, it was the last thing on my mind " Haha.. had me singing along with you then. | |||
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"OP I'm never to old to learn .. please could you give us a detailed tutorial .. and once I have taken notes, revised and done as many practicals as possible I will come back and let you know what grade I get Dear madam I think you could write the manual. Nothing that you can teach a master (mistress?) of the art. Kind regards Your very happy subject material " No need to be jealous... you can have some too | |||
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit " Are there checklist for each procedure during sex rather like pilots have for flying? Now I have some rather strange images in my head | |||
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"You use the word steps and people miss the point of the thread, bit like putting the word white in privilege " Well,maybe you'd like to explain where we are all going wrong,instead of being so vague. | |||
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"You use the word steps and people miss the point of the thread, bit like putting the word white in privilege Well,maybe you'd like to explain where we are all going wrong,instead of being so vague. " I think he means he prefers a gentle tease leading up to a blowie. Sometimes my man has aroused me so much that I want his cock straight in my mouth! Perhaps the OP is the type of guy who prefers the woman to kick things off and in that case, for me, teasing is what it's all about | |||
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit " If you communicate what you want as poorly as the way you started this thread, you won't get what you want. Women are not mind readers and all men like different things. Some don't even like bj's. Nita | |||
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit If you communicate what you want as poorly as the way you started this thread, you won't get what you want. Women are not mind readers and all men like different things. Some don't even like bj's. Nita" That's true but as you can tell from the post, some women understand the point while others decide to go passive aggressive when a male even questions their technique. | |||
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit If you communicate what you want as poorly as the way you started this thread, you won't get what you want. Women are not mind readers and all men like different things. Some don't even like bj's. Nita That's true but as you can tell from the post, some women understand the point while others decide to go passive aggressive when a male even questions their technique." You didn't question anyones technique,though. You just made some vague comments about skipping steps. Maybe it's just you who is unhappy with the services you're receiving. I never had a complaint and I'd be very surprised if any of us has. Either there are a lot of happy men around or they are too passive to speak up. | |||
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit " I think it’s the use of the word “admin” that has got us all thinking of checklists and tick boxes . I’m rather imagining a person in glasses and holding a clipboard watching very, very closely to ensure all steps are followed .... perhaps a small admonishment if something is amiss. Ooooh kinky V x | |||
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"Sounds very clinical having steps lol" Must be something to do with having ladders in stockings Lol. | |||
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"The new role of the second male in a mmf will be to audit the work of male number one. If rework is needed then a third may be required or else the meet can be scrapped altogther. Mff meets just can't work any more with twice the labour and half the manpower... " PMSL Funny as fucK!!!! | |||
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"I like to lick balls. Suck them. Run my tongue along the shaft. Swirl my tongue around the tip. Tease the slit. Suckle the head. Slide my lips slowly up and down the shaft. Suck hard and deep and fast. If I missed any “steps” let me know Shame more guys don’t tease though and quite a few don’t even think of returning the favour and do oral on women. " | |||
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit " Right come on then educate us. The steps are as follows: Step 1. Step 2. Step 3. Step 4. Hopefully there's not more than 4 steps as I may have lost interest by then | |||
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" I quite agree. I hate it when someone goes straight for my clit. There are other places to be teasing before that. And the same goes for the guys. I wouldn't immediately get my mouth round a cock either. " ^ Time waster!! | |||
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit Right come on then educate us. The steps are as follows: Step 1. Step 2. Step 3. Step 4. Hopefully there's not more than 4 steps as I may have lost interest by then " | |||
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"My point has been proven already Never had anyone complain though so maybe I'm acing the test without studying the syllabus " They want another meet and don't have the balls to say so you missed some | |||
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"I wouldn’t want any woman blowing me off on ladders. Just no. " She might slip and bite it off. | |||
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"I think some of you ladies need to suck it up and improve on your poor oral technique " Erm excuse me ^^ what are the steps?! | |||
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"I think some of you ladies need to suck it up and improve on your poor oral technique Erm excuse me ^^ what are the steps?! " People don't ask for enlightenment, they seek it | |||
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"I think some of you ladies need to suck it up and improve on your poor oral technique Erm excuse me ^^ what are the steps?! People don't ask for enlightenment, they seek it " Trousers down then boys, steps 1 - 4 coming up Get ready to take notes.... | |||
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"I think some of you ladies need to suck it up and improve on your poor oral technique " Dude you need to lighten up or you will never get a blow-job on here. | |||
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit " Haha love this post! I suck cock exactly the same way I lick pussy; just how I’d like it done! If I had one! Which I’d love! Just for one day! Just for this reason! Who knows where I rank, I don’t ask I just get horny | |||
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"I think some of you ladies need to suck it up and improve on your poor oral technique " Suck it up! *girlie giggle* | |||
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit I quite agree. I hate it when someone goes straight for my clit. There are other places to be teasing before that. And the same goes for the guys. I wouldn't immediately get my mouth round a cock either. Finally someone gets it " Totally agree.. | |||
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit Must be a Canadian thing, like climbing the Rocky Mountains" Double fisting is a Canadian thing too.. But apparently out there it means having a drink or food in each hand... it's what we call a balanced diet... | |||
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"I think some of you ladies need to suck it up and improve on your poor oral technique Suck it up! *girlie giggle* " Can you do it for me instead ? | |||
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit Haha love this post! I suck cock exactly the same way I lick pussy; just how I’d like it done! If I had one! Which I’d love! Just for one day! Just for this reason! Who knows where I rank, I don’t ask I just get horny " It feels good regardless of technique but why settle for good when it can feel amazing | |||
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"There's a recipe to follow!" Equal amounts of flour, eggs and milk. Ooops no that’s Yorkshire puddings | |||
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"I think some of you ladies need to suck it up and improve on your poor oral technique Suck it up! *girlie giggle* Can you do it for me instead ?" Without a shadow of a doubt! I'll show you what you've been missing | |||
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"I wouldn’t want any woman blowing me off on ladders. Just no. She might slip and bite it off. " ( wipes tears from eyes ) | |||
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