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Do funerals make you horny?

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By *ikstupp2 OP   Man
over a year ago

london

I usually get very horny at funerals, no idea why,weather it’s part of my grieving process or the need to be close to someone or just a release I don’t know.

Just wondering if I’m a freak or if this is a common thing?

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By *opman1111Man
over a year ago

belfast

There’s usually a stiff in the coffin

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By *evandjamesCouple
over a year ago

de7

Think its more to do with the black clothing that the widow is wearing that's sets me off.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s usually a stiff in the coffin "

Ba dum tsh!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I usually get very horny at funerals, no idea why,weather it’s part of my grieving process or the need to be close to someone or just a release I don’t know.

Just wondering if I’m a freak or if this is a common thing?"
Erm. ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm at a funeral it's usually because it's someone I cared about so no, not horny at all..

The wake however.........

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

How long is it going to take before someone has the balls to say WTF?!!!!

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By *hinypants77Man
over a year ago

Leeds

The realisation that death is near triggers the need to reproduce.

Bit awkward having a hard on carrying the casket though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think he is attention seeking but it is in very poor taste xx

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By *ikstupp2 OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"If I'm at a funeral it's usually because it's someone I cared about so no, not horny at all..

The wake however......... "
i didn’t mean during the service, usually at the wake

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By *ikstupp2 OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"I think he is attention seeking but it is in very poor taste xx"
not at all was just seeing if It was just me

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By *ikstupp2 OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Think its more to do with the black clothing that the widow is wearing that's sets me off.lol"
could be the black dresses and stockings that do it?! And to be fair I definitely do try and pull at funerals but I think ladies long for the closeness as it’s usually them that make a move if Thers a move to make

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I think he is attention seeking but it is in very poor taste xxnot at all was just seeing if It was just me"
It is .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll say it.

WTF!

No, someone you cared enough for has died. If you’re feeling horny I’d question the relationship as grief should be stopping that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this restricted to personal funerals, or will any funeral do?

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By *ikstupp2 OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Is this restricted to personal funerals, or will any funeral do? "
just funerals in general, not all I may add

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry


"I usually get very horny at funerals, no idea why,weather it’s part of my grieving process or the need to be close to someone or just a release I don’t know.

Just wondering if I’m a freak or if this is a common thing?"

Grief does odd things to people, and people deal with it in different ways. People are vulnerable, needing intimacy, maybe being reminding of their own mortality. I do know of one couple that started an affair because of the death of someone they both knew.

Birth, and copulation, and death.

That’s all the facts when you come to brass tacks: T S Eliot

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia


"I’ll say it.

WTF!

No, someone you cared enough for has died. If you’re feeling horny I’d question the relationship as grief should be stopping that. "

I'll say it as well....WTF!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs some people on here like you op make me so glad I don't know you .what a idiot .A funeral really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The realisation that death is near triggers the need to reproduce.

Bit awkward having a hard on carrying the casket though. "

This does make sense, the need to reproduce when you think about one's mortality is very natural, to pass on your legacy.

I can attest to this, my ex, at a mural friends funeral, she was saying I'm so horny and I want you but I was having none of it at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually thought this was a joke when I seen the topic !! So somebody you know, care about or maybe even love dies and on the day of the funeral and at the service your saying you get horny ???

Really ?? Absolutely unbelievable !!!

I understand we use this site maybe because we all look for that little bit more excitement than say some people and have a higher sex drive but if your going to funerals and feeling horny I would go have a chat with somebody because I don't think that's normal at all and quite disgusting if I'm honest !!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Good lord!

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Wow, so much for swingers being a broad church.

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport


"Good lord! "

Yeeees, how may I help you?

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By *K430Man
over a year ago

Tipperary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sounds a bit too weird to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I'm a fucking nymph don't get me wrong....but at a funeral...shagging is the last think on my mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I'm a fucking nymph don't get me wrong....but at a funeral...shagging is the last think on my mind! "

THING!

Damn phone always thinks it can read my mind....ducking autocucumber can go to he'll!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs some people on here like you op make me so glad I don't know you .what a idiot .A funeral really "

Exactly!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I usually get very horny at funerals, no idea why,weather it’s part of my grieving process or the need to be close to someone or just a release I don’t know.

Just wondering if I’m a freak or if this is a common thing?"

Is this a wedding crashers related post?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I come from a very bug family and am usually related to about 90% of the folk at the funeral, the last thing on my mind us getting pumped!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*big family

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By *icky_tvLondonTV/TS
over a year ago

london


"I usually get very horny at funerals, no idea why,weather it’s part of my grieving process or the need to be close to someone or just a release I don’t know.

Just wondering if I’m a freak or if this is a common thing?"

Do weather the OMGers, they're usually the same with anything their knees can't help but jerk off too.

Intriguing post, you've had some rather well-measured and interesting responses.

Do you have children?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mom, where’s the meatloaf?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I usually get very horny at funerals, no idea why,weather it’s part of my grieving process or the need to be close to someone or just a release I don’t know.

Just wondering if I’m a freak or if this is a common thing?"

Nope, your a freak!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs some people on here like you op make me so glad I don't know you .what a idiot .A funeral really

Exactly!! "

Totally agree !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs some people on here like you op make me so glad I don't know you .what a idiot .A funeral really

Exactly!!

Totally agree !!! "

Ah the moral judgement of someone on a swinging site, ironic I believe is the word

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By *obin_and_marionMan
over a year ago

Beaconsfield


"I usually get very horny at funerals, no idea why

Just wondering if I’m a freak or if this is a common thing?"

Each to their own I guess... Its an unusual calling

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

I'm saying nothing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs some people on here like you op make me so glad I don't know you .what a idiot .A funeral really

Exactly!!

Totally agree !!!

Ah the moral judgement of someone on a swinging site, ironic I believe is the word"

Do you think swinging is immoral?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs some people on here like you op make me so glad I don't know you .what a idiot .A funeral really

Exactly!!

Totally agree !!!

Ah the moral judgement of someone on a swinging site, ironic I believe is the word

Do you think swinging is immoral? "

I have no issues with swinging (obviously!) but I think most people do. I’m easy either way I just find people calling someone being honest on a forum names for being supposedly ‘weird’ because society says something isn’t acceptable when the same society suggests the forum we would be talking on would be socially unnactable a tad hypocritical. But no I love swinging and think the rest of the world are the weirdos!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During a funeral not so much personally, but after, at the wake and beyond yes...My gf and i fucked after my old man's funeral...it's a release of sorts after a horrible day...

Pay people no heed in here op, there are a lot of tiny minded people around ready to scoff at anything they don't personally get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs some people on here like you op make me so glad I don't know you .what a idiot .A funeral really

Exactly!!

Totally agree !!!

Ah the moral judgement of someone on a swinging site, ironic I believe is the word

Do you think swinging is immoral?

I have no issues with swinging (obviously!) but I think most people do. I’m easy either way I just find people calling someone being honest on a forum names for being supposedly ‘weird’ because society says something isn’t acceptable when the same society suggests the forum we would be talking on would be socially unnactable a tad hypocritical. But no I love swinging and think the rest of the world are the weirdos! "

Phew!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Necrophilia, it’s a dying kink..

Won’t catch on, don’t behead any more.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Necrophilia, it’s a dying kink..

Won’t catch on, don’t behead any more."

Should have me ion a pub team quiz....

According to some I always get it wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This post confirms what I have long suspected-that there is an abundance of fruitcakes on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With my profession I deal with many people who have recently attended a funeral of a loved one... so I think of them in any horny sexual way.... no!

Think you need to take a long hard look at yourself and ask questions of yourself with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny & funerals are not two words that are usually associated with each other.

Personally I thinking you're fecking weird...

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By *iltshiregentMan
over a year ago

Calne

I used to be in to necrophilia until some rotten **** split on me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In response to the accusation that the knee jerkers will be along, maybe there is a common thread that people find some things either strange or distateful but should shut up and accept it as a part of swinging.

Is the desire to reproduce a by product of facing mortality? possibly.

Is feeling horny at a funeral a bit strange? Probably.

Is taking advantage of someone's grief an obvious implication of the original post? I suspect so.

There is a massive list of taboos that are routinely broken in the swinging world. There are certain things that remain off limits.

I suggest that the people who have boarded the "outrage bus" like myself are more conerned that someone is thinking of their own sexual gratification during a time that is distressing for the rest of the family.

Think me judgemental? I don't actually care. I just think it is a bit sad and desperate.

it is a WTF from me.

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By *ikstupp2 OP   Man
over a year ago

london

Guess I have my answer and for those that feared that I was getting horny AT the funeral and not after I want to say it’s the latter n it’s not a choice I make or a kink

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"Ffs some people on here like you op make me so glad I don't know you .what a idiot .A funeral really

Exactly!!

Totally agree !!!

Ah the moral judgement of someone on a swinging site, ironic I believe is the word

Do you think swinging is immoral?

I have no issues with swinging (obviously!) but I think most people do. I’m easy either way I just find people calling someone being honest on a forum names for being supposedly ‘weird’ because society says something isn’t acceptable when the same society suggests the forum we would be talking on would be socially unnactable a tad hypocritical. But no I love swinging and think the rest of the world are the weirdos! "

Being part of this lifestyle doesn’t mean you drop your standards and morals and I think this is a poor misconception about swingers. Maybe the OP is being truthfull, however his subject matter is utterly disrespectful and some things are better kept to yourself. The last funeral I attended, i organised for my husband. I’d be pretty dam angry if I thought anyone came along that day with anything but the right intentions.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Can't say I've been horns at a funeral or wake....but then again, my mojo is always on vacation and hard to find

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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