FabSwingers.com forum: Transferring Fab to the 'real' world

By *leafordian75 OP Man
over a year ago

Newark

Was just thinking of some of the behaviour displayed on Fab and how it would transfer to the 'real' world.

For example, we all know that lot and lots of messages on here are deleted either unread or not responded to. Imagine that in the workplace.

My boss walks in and says "Garry, I sent an email to you yesterday and haven't received a response."

Not sure I could get away with a response of..."Yeah, sorry. I get loads of emails everyday and yours didn't immediately grab my attention so I deleted it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That happens all the time at my work.

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By *leafordian75 OP Man
over a year ago

Newark

"That happens all the time at my work. "

Hahaha

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Another that might not go down too well is if a man was to walk into work with his cock hanging out of his trousers

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

""Yeah, sorry. I get loads of emails everyday and yours didn't immediately grab my attention so I deleted it.""

That is how I deal with emails. Not joking either.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

I get emails from people asking me to do stuff daily. If it isn't my boss they get ignored. We have ticketing systems for jobs.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Another that might not go down too well is if a man was to walk into work with his cock hanging out of his trousers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bulk delete my emails at work as some are just rediculos and it's idiots who have lost filling cabinets .How the hell can you loose a filling cabinet

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By *leafordian75 OP Man
over a year ago

Newark

"Another that might not go down too well is if a man was to walk into work with his cock hanging out of his trousers

Well, you say that....

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

"Another that might not go down too well is if a man was to walk into work with his cock hanging out of his trousers

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Given that most workplaces these days allow avatars on intranet entries or Skype systems there would be some interesting ones if the ones from here were used.

Then there's turning down meeting requests with "Sorry not my type

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By *heIcebreakersCouple
over a year ago

Cramlington

"Was just thinking of some of the behaviour displayed on Fab and how it would transfer to the 'real' world.

For example, we all know that lot and lots of messages on here are deleted either unread or not responded to. Imagine that in the workplace.

My boss walks in and says "Garry, I sent an email to you yesterday and haven't received a response."

Not sure I could get away with a response of..."Yeah, sorry. I get loads of emails everyday and yours didn't immediately grab my attention so I deleted it.""
If your email doesn't match the right criteria I delete it - at work and on here... I get loads of emails at work from people who think I need enterprise level servers and software, or a UPS big enough to kick start an electric truck.... They all get binned, just as some emails do on here...

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

You meet someone new, who walks in to work, asks every woman if they fancy a fuck. Complains that the woman are all stuck up, because they don't respond positively. Then two days later, he resigns.

The following week he starts work again, wearing a false moustache.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You meet someone new, who walks in to work, asks every woman if they fancy a fuck. Complains that the woman are all stuck up, because they don't respond positively. Then two days later, he resigns.

The following week he starts work again, wearing a false moustache. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet a lady at the bar who as soon as you look at her shouts a long list of things you mustn't do and she doesn't like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only accept work emails from females and couples, all emails from men are deleted

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By *ucy LewdWoman
over a year ago

North Oxfordshire

It's more like...

I'm sending my boss an email and I send a picture of a penis with it. I'm surprised when they sack me.

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By *landfordfabbersCouple
over a year ago

Blandford ish

Ha ha ha crying

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By *landfordfabbersCouple
over a year ago

Blandford ish

"You meet someone new, who walks in to work, asks every woman if they fancy a fuck. Complains that the woman are all stuck up, because they don't respond positively. Then two days later, he resigns.

The following week he starts work again, wearing a false moustache. "

This is brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You meet someone new, who walks in to work, asks every woman if they fancy a fuck. Complains that the woman are all stuck up, because they don't respond positively. Then two days later, he resigns.

The following week he starts work again, wearing a false moustache. "

Quality

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

""Yeah, sorry. I get loads of emails everyday and yours didn't immediately grab my attention so I deleted it."

That is how I deal with emails. Not joking either."

I don’t delete it though it goes at the bottom of my to do list, and if the person is a twat it stays there, till a week later, and then when they send the chaser the next day it definitely stays there for a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You meet someone new, who walks in to work, asks every woman if they fancy a fuck. Complains that the woman are all stuck up, because they don't respond positively. Then two days later, he resigns.

The following week he starts work again, wearing a false moustache. "

I actually lol'd...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You meet someone new, who walks in to work, asks every woman if they fancy a fuck. Complains that the woman are all stuck up, because they don't respond positively. Then two days later, he resigns.

The following week he starts work again, wearing a false moustache. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine if,in real life,someone hid behind a wall or in a cupboard or had a bag over their head and just said 'Hi' to you. When you spin round to see who said that or scan the crowded room but can only see a sea of faces and you can't pick out which one spoke,you just carry on with whatever you were doing.

then you hear someone (still no idea who it is) shout 'well,if you are not interested,you should at least have the decency to let me know'....then you hear a door slam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was just thinking of some of the behaviour displayed on Fab and how it would transfer to the 'real' world.

For example, we all know that lot and lots of messages on here are deleted either unread or not responded to. Imagine that in the workplace.

My boss walks in and says "Garry, I sent an email to you yesterday and haven't received a response."

Not sure I could get away with a response of..."Yeah, sorry. I get loads of emails everyday and yours didn't immediately grab my attention so I deleted it.""

Another analogy might be. I'm at home,enjoying a well earned rest or chatting with friends.The phone keeps persistently ringing,I check the number,it's work so I decide not to answer.

Later that week,the manager says 'I was trying to ring you' and I reply 'I was on my own time and anything to do with work can wait,,,,was it anything important?' 'yes,it was very important. I wanted to know how your day was going/how you were finding being at home/if you'd like to travel to Scotland in the next ten minutes and if you'd like your shoes licked clean'.

'I thought it was probably something like that',,,,,,''F****ng tease,,,bitch!!!''.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Was just thinking of some of the behaviour displayed on Fab and how it would transfer to the 'real' world.

For example, we all know that lot and lots of messages on here are deleted either unread or not responded to. Imagine that in the workplace.

My boss walks in and says "Garry, I sent an email to you yesterday and haven't received a response."

Not sure I could get away with a response of..."Yeah, sorry. I get loads of emails everyday and yours didn't immediately grab my attention so I deleted it.""

Alternatively, at the team meeting a guy says "last week i had an idea for a project, nobody else liked the idea but I'd like to bring it up again because i really believe in this project". Everybody else groans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You meet someone new, who walks in to work, asks every woman if they fancy a fuck. Complains that the woman are all stuck up, because they don't respond positively. Then two days later, he resigns.

The following week he starts work again, wearing a false moustache. "

This has to be the best post ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was just thinking of some of the behaviour displayed on Fab and how it would transfer to the 'real' world.

For example, we all know that lot and lots of messages on here are deleted either unread or not responded to. Imagine that in the workplace.

My boss walks in and says "Garry, I sent an email to you yesterday and haven't received a response."

Not sure I could get away with a response of..."Yeah, sorry. I get loads of emails everyday and yours didn't immediately grab my attention so I deleted it."

And one or two others storm out of the meeting in a huff,saying 'I don't want to attend meetings with you any more,I don't like you'.

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By *ustJ0dieTV/TS
over a year ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Was just thinking of some of the behaviour displayed on Fab and how it would transfer to the 'real' world.

For example, we all know that lot and lots of messages on here are deleted either unread or not responded to. Imagine that in the workplace.

My boss walks in and says "Garry, I sent an email to you yesterday and haven't received a response."

Not sure I could get away with a response of..."Yeah, sorry. I get loads of emails everyday and yours didn't immediately grab my attention so I deleted it.""

Ah so this isn't actually a thread about anything, just a moan about not getting replies disguised as something else.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Op - with your boss you have an explicit - presumably -contract to interact with your boss and others appropriately.

Unsolicited message senders have no contract other than that no reply means no interest.

Likewise in the real world i am not obligated to communicate with everyone who sends unsolicited calls or mail.

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By *imited 3EditionCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

"Was just thinking of some of the behaviour displayed on Fab and how it would transfer to the 'real' world.

For example, we all know that lot and lots of messages on here are deleted either unread or not responded to. Imagine that in the workplace.

My boss walks in and says "Garry, I sent an email to you yesterday and haven't received a response."

Not sure I could get away with a response of..."Yeah, sorry. I get loads of emails everyday and yours didn't immediately grab my attention so I deleted it.""

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London&Dublin

Not sure I could get away with a response of..."Yeah, sorry. I get loads of emails everyday and yours didn't immediately grab my attention so I deleted it.""

Just block OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure I could get away with a response of..."Yeah, sorry. I get loads of emails everyday and yours didn't immediately grab my attention so I deleted it."

Just block OP.

What a wonderful picture you paint,,of a happy,carefree,idyllic world where you can just block your boss. We can all dream.

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"That happens all the time at my work. "

Same, I get marketing/sales emails, I get newsletter emails that often get ignored. I get multiple duplicate system emails that get ignored etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So there’s a lot of ‘I delete work emails anyway’ comments. I’m assuming these are sales and spam emails, surely no one actually delete a proper work email in such fashion? I hear the job centre calling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another that might not go down too well is if a man was to walk into work with his cock hanging out of his trousers

That's kind of happened in my work, a customer asked one of the staff to pop out For a cig when she went round the corner he had his cock out

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"So there’s a lot of ‘I delete work emails anyway’ comments. I’m assuming these are sales and spam emails, surely no one actually delete a proper work email in such fashion? I hear the job centre calling!"

Not delete - I file in the I might as well delete because I am not going to answer this in the time frame you suggested or have the time to complete the work without working more hours than I get contractual paid to work for

I may get around to the chaser

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Another that might not go down too well is if a man was to walk into work with his cock hanging out of his trousers

That's kind of happened in my work, a customer asked one of the staff to pop out For a cig when she went round the corner he had his cock out

That wasn’t me I was just taking a wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Given that most workplaces these days allow avatars on intranet entries or Skype systems there would be some interesting ones if the ones from here were used.

Then there's turning down meeting requests with "Sorry not my type

I'm going to try that. See how it goes down..

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By *leafordian75 OP Man
over a year ago

Newark

"Was just thinking of some of the behaviour displayed on Fab and how it would transfer to the 'real' world.

For example, we all know that lot and lots of messages on here are deleted either unread or not responded to. Imagine that in the workplace.

My boss walks in and says "Garry, I sent an email to you yesterday and haven't received a response."

Not sure I could get away with a response of..."Yeah, sorry. I get loads of emails everyday and yours didn't immediately grab my attention so I deleted it."

Ah so this isn't actually a thread about anything, just a moan about not getting replies disguised as something else.

Nope, it's definitely about something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, wondered if you were free for a social one evening this week? No thanks hun. Well fuck off you frigid cow, didn't want to meet you anyway!

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"I bulk delete my emails at work as some are just rediculos and it's idiots who have lost filling cabinets .How the hell can you loose a filling cabinet

Haha. It's obviously easier done then i thought then

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"You meet someone new, who walks in to work, asks every woman if they fancy a fuck. Complains that the woman are all stuck up, because they don't respond positively. Then two days later, he resigns.

The following week he starts work again, wearing a false moustache. "

This is amazing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've been invited to make a sales pitch at a potential customer. You spend a day getting your proposal together and drive 40 miles to their offices.

You walk into reception and introduce yourself. The receptionist looks at you puzzled and says there isn't a company here by that name. You call their number. The line is dead.

Welcome to Fab plc

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