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"Are we including bottles, wooden spoons, rolling pins etc. in this? "My head is about to explode | |||
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"Are we including bottles, wooden spoons, rolling pins etc. in this? "You forgot hairbrush | |||
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"Are we including bottles, wooden spoons, rolling pins etc. in this?
You forgot hairbrush"Are you txting from the docks again, Pete? | |||
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"You may be disappointed with this one but here we go! There are far advanced plans to hike the price of alcohol in the UK hopefully to tackle the negative effects of alcohol misuse. Now what if the price of dildos wen up? What if dildos cost a minimum of £350 for whatever reason? By dildos, I mean anything that can do the job,powered or otherwise. " What are the negatives effects of dildo use?  | |||
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"You may be disappointed with this one but here we go! There are far advanced plans to hike the price of alcohol in the UK hopefully to tackle the negative effects of alcohol misuse. Now what if the price of dildos wen up? What if dildos cost a minimum of £350 for whatever reason? By dildos, I mean anything that can do the job,powered or otherwise. What are the negatives effects of dildo use? "You mean you did not read the whole gambit? | |||
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"Corn on the cobs would be getting more action than me "With a few missing bits. | |||
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"What about carrots? Apparently there was a woman in the hot pics the other day with a carrot... I’ve done the end of the hairbrush thing, when a woman has a craving there is plenty more things that a battery operated boyfriend " Carrots are dangerous! A paramedic posted in another thread a while ago about being called out by a couple. They had been playing with a carrot and her pelvic tendon had snapped (something like that anyway) and, the carrot had got well and truly stuck 
Had to be taken to hospital to have it removed 
If you can't provide proof at your grocers of what you intend to do with your veg, ie it's not vaj veg then, you should have to pay veg vaj tax at point of sale.
I don't see why us tax paying men should be footing the bill because you sex mad ladies can't leave your foo foos alone. Specially when it's detrimental to the amount of sex we are getting.
Any thing not cock going in that pussy should be heavily taxed.
Bloody brilliant idea | |||
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"What about carrots? Apparently there was a woman in the hot pics the other day with a carrot... I’ve done the end of the hairbrush thing, when a woman has a craving there is plenty more things that a battery operated boyfriend Carrots are dangerous! A paramedic posted in another thread a while ago about being called out by a couple. They had been playing with a carrot and her pelvic tendon had snapped (something like that anyway) and, the carrot had got well and truly stuck
Had to be taken to hospital to have it removed
If you can't provide proof at your grocers of what you intend to do with your veg, ie it's not vaj veg then, you should have to pay veg vaj tax at point of sale.
I don't see why us tax paying men should be footing the bill because you sex mad ladies can't leave your foo foos alone. Specially when it's detrimental to the amount of sex we are getting.
Any thing not cock going in that pussy should be heavily taxed.
Bloody brilliant idea "Tampons already are! | |||
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"What about carrots? Apparently there was a woman in the hot pics the other day with a carrot... I’ve done the end of the hairbrush thing, when a woman has a craving there is plenty more things that a battery operated boyfriend Carrots are dangerous! A paramedic posted in another thread a while ago about being called out by a couple. They had been playing with a carrot and her pelvic tendon had snapped (something like that anyway) and, the carrot had got well and truly stuck
Had to be taken to hospital to have it removed
If you can't provide proof at your grocers of what you intend to do with your veg, ie it's not vaj veg then, you should have to pay veg vaj tax at point of sale.
I don't see why us tax paying men should be footing the bill because you sex mad ladies can't leave your foo foos alone. Specially when it's detrimental to the amount of sex we are getting.
Any thing not cock going in that pussy should be heavily taxed.
Bloody brilliant idea
Tampons already are!
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"What about carrots? Apparently there was a woman in the hot pics the other day with a carrot... I’ve done the end of the hairbrush thing, when a woman has a craving there is plenty more things that a battery operated boyfriend Carrots are dangerous! A paramedic posted in another thread a while ago about being called out by a couple. They had been playing with a carrot and her pelvic tendon had snapped (something like that anyway) and, the carrot had got well and truly stuck
Had to be taken to hospital to have it removed
If you can't provide proof at your grocers of what you intend to do with your veg, ie it's not vaj veg then, you should have to pay veg vaj tax at point of sale.
I don't see why us tax paying men should be footing the bill because you sex mad ladies can't leave your foo foos alone. Specially when it's detrimental to the amount of sex we are getting.
Any thing not cock going in that pussy should be heavily taxed.
Bloody brilliant idea
Tampons already are!
"I meant anything used for sexual stimulation 
I shall put it on my list of decrees for when I become PM that all tampons shall be free  | |||
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