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By *ancduo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

So you’re out in a meet. First time you’ve met. Been at it a while. Then the belly rumbles. Gurgles. Bubbles. The urge to break wind increases.

What do you do?!

Blunt I know but it’s happened to some of us at some point. But how do you deal with it without dying of shame

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Clench lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make a joke about it and hope your meet has a sense of humour!

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By *ancduo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Clench lol"
lol

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Ask them to pull your finger. As they do let rip.

XX

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By *ancduo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

Oh dear. Got me chuckling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let it go....waft it about...hope they appreciate it! Be loud n proud!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try to make sure that doesn't happen by watching what I eat before. I have let out a little poof during sex, when my legs were pushed up and he was laying on me. It's no big deal.

If a man needs to fart they usually do, or I tell them to let it go. It's painful if you try to keep it in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha this has mad me laugh

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By *ancduo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

Isn’t it. I usually go to meets on an empty stomach. Not intentionally. Just usually happens. But I still get a belly gurgle and almost die and hope they nip to the bathroom or for a cig for a mo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a Facebook app yesterday a man asked if he could smell my fart

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By *ptimusDMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

If it can't be helped, let rip, make your apologies and hope you're meeting someone with a sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just say name that tune lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it can't be helped, let rip, make your apologies and hope you're meeting someone with a sense of humour "

if it's a quiet fart just blame the smell on someone else

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"So you’re out in a meet. First time you’ve met. Been at it a while. Then the belly rumbles. Gurgles. Bubbles. The urge to break wind increases.

What do you do?!

Blunt I know but it’s happened to some of us at some point. But how do you deal with it without dying of shame "

I warn them it’s about to happen - do it - then fall into fits of giggles whilst they try desperately to try not to go instantly soft!

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By *ancduo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

Tried. Echoes

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By *ancduo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"On a Facebook app yesterday a man asked if he could smell my fart "
different lol

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By *ancduo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Just say name that tune lol"
good one

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By *ptimusDMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"If it can't be helped, let rip, make your apologies and hope you're meeting someone with a sense of humour

if it's a quiet fart just blame the smell on someone else "

Or be the first to enquire about the smell. The psychology being if you ask "What's that smell?".., most people won't suspect you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do an a SBD

Silent but deadly ....

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By *ancduo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"So you’re out in a meet. First time you’ve met. Been at it a while. Then the belly rumbles. Gurgles. Bubbles. The urge to break wind increases.

What do you do?!

Blunt I know but it’s happened to some of us at some point. But how do you deal with it without dying of shame

I warn them it’s about to happen - do it - then fall into fits of giggles whilst they try desperately to try not to go instantly soft! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember the sayings at school

Who smelt it dealt it

Who denied it supplied it

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By *ihimbiherCouple
over a year ago

lightwater

Just fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say you're really into face sitting, get in position then let rip

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By *ancduo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Say you're really into face sitting, get in position then let rip "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drop it, and make sure you stuff your playmates head under the duvet to get the full effect

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By *ancduo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Drop it, and make sure you stuff your playmates head under the duvet to get the full effect "
oh dear lol. That’s one way to get a bad veri lol

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By *oubyLoverWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Just say I challenge you then smile while you let rip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha, I think we've all had this happen to us at some point! Last time it happened to me I just ignored it!

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

If there into rimming I will time it just right so they can appreciate a good face full

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By *issT35Woman
over a year ago

Cambridge


"I remember the sayings at school

Who smelt it dealt it

Who denied it supplied it

"

Who said the rhyme, did the crime! ! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My FWB farted in my bed after sex the first time we met! The third time we met he burped in my face. He,s always cracking off loud farts,the uncouth bugger XXX

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Stand up, announce you’re going to powder your nose and let rip (silently of course) and walk straight past, he’ll smell it but won’t believe it’s you, even if he does he’s not going anywhere, plus you’re ‘powdering your nose’, lol. Back at the pad he’ll be whacking it when it’s time to ‘go down’ but pleasantly surprised by the fresh smell of ‘powdering the nose’, he’ll be lapping at it like a feline at a milk tray and forgetting everything that went prior.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would just go bright red and die of embarrassment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let rip ! It's not healthy to hold it in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse yourself n go to the bathroom.

If you needed a pee,you wouldn't just piss yourself,would you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let rip ! It's not healthy to hold it in "

Just hope its not a smelly one .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you’re out in a meet. First time you’ve met. Been at it a while. Then the belly rumbles. Gurgles. Bubbles. The urge to break wind increases.

What do you do?!

Blunt I know but it’s happened to some of us at some point. But how do you deal with it without dying of shame "

Blame it on the dog if theres one in the vicinity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farts are funny! Doesn't matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let rip ! It's not healthy to hold it in

Just hope its not a smelly one ."
And this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to deal with said farting on a meet. Mid spoon I could feel I had to pump, excused myself to the bathroom, peed and then flushed while farting, only problem I hadn't finished after the flush stopped Flushed again and managed to finish.

Would have been mortified if I'd done that in front of her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let rip ! It's not healthy to hold it in

Just hope its not a smelly one ."
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Even worse if its a wet fart

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By *hellypantsWoman
over a year ago

Hayes

Hope they enjoyed the tickle rippling (but not warm and wet) sensation it may have created!

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 20/11/17 21:26:51]"
whoever accused ,lit the fuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once I was in a hotel room with a guy I had been seeing a month. He was in the bathroom and I thought I could let a silent one go... well it was like a brass band I was mortified! He came out the bathroom crying with laughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can’t hold whats not in your hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fart it is a wondrous thing that's made inside your belly,

It comes out of your bottom and is often very smelly.

Now, everybody does them, from beggars through to queens

And you can do some beauties when you've been eating beans!

So don't worry about those rumblings,

Be proud of all your trumps!

But remember, if you strain too hard

Your farts come out as lumps!

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By *ancduo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

Well some good replies and some Madd me chuckle. But to those who says do silent ones. What if it isn’t. But a big old rippler lol

I’ve had a lot of fanny farts (again sorry to be blunt) when I’ve had air pushed into me. That’s embarrassing enough lol

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By *ancduo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"A fart it is a wondrous thing that's made inside your belly,

It comes out of your bottom and is often very smelly.

Now, everybody does them, from beggars through to queens

And you can do some beauties when you've been eating beans!

So don't worry about those rumblings,

Be proud of all your trumps!

But remember, if you strain too hard

Your farts come out as lumps!"
cute lol

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By *ancduo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

You lot cheered me up tonight xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny farts are funny things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whether in church or chapel let the fucker rattle

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"[Removed by poster at 20/11/17 21:26:51]whoever accused ,lit the fuse "

Caught with red cheeks

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Or you can just say that when I get too turned on with someone as sexy as you I have to let a love puff go

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By *ancduo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Or you can just say that when I get too turned on with someone as sexy as you I have to let a love puff go "
noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was dating this guy and he had come to visit us. I was washing up and thought,I am on my own let me let one out. He walked in and damn it stuck the whole kitchen,l was so so so embarrassed never been embarrassed like that in my life. Wished the ground would swallow me

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By *ancduo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

Awwww hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could always say "my bottom just blew you a kiss!"

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By *ancduo OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"You could always say "my bottom just blew you a kiss!" "
love it

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford

Dutch oven... hold his head under the covers....

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies

hold the sheets over their head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask them to pull your finger. As they do let rip.

XX"

Huh

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

This is totally the thread for me!!!!

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By *layawaydaysMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"This is totally the thread for me!!!!"

Of course when you are from tooting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you’re out in a meet. First time you’ve met. Been at it a while. Then the belly rumbles. Gurgles. Bubbles. The urge to break wind increases.

What do you do?!

Blunt I know but it’s happened to some of us at some point. But how do you deal with it without dying of shame "

Before a meet I preper in advance on what to and what not to eat. So I don't get this problem

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"This is totally the thread for me!!!!

Of course when you are from tooting "

I'm totally not, it just works well next to my butt

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By *ransGuyTV/TS
over a year ago

Cardiff

Go to the bathroom, sit on the toilet, spread your cheeks apart, get some tissue and press it against your bum hole and fart. Seriously. It dampens the sound!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blame the dog

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By *azmar62Couple
over a year ago

Hinckley

Fart? Make sure it smells, then they can enjoy it as well. Lol

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