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Do guys really measure up to claims?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have noticed that even more men are claiming to be WE, VWE or even VVWE but on meeting some they don't live up to their claims. I am wondering what other women's or couples experiences with claims and reality with guys you meet?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I was messaged on another site by someone who kept mentioning their HUGE cock, I mean, its enormous, and I'll be sore for a week its so huge (as if I want to be in pain for days!). I checked his profile and it was distinctly average.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was messaged on another site by someone who kept mentioning their HUGE cock, I mean, its enormous, and I'll be sore for a week its so huge (as if I want to be in pain for days!). I checked his profile and it was distinctly average."

Funny how a bloke never says "You're Pussy must be xx wide" or "your tits must be xx big"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think some guys just get mixed up with their grammar. They get 'have' and 'am' mixed up

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I was messaged on another site by someone who kept mentioning their HUGE cock, I mean, its enormous, and I'll be sore for a week its so huge (as if I want to be in pain for days!). I checked his profile and it was distinctly average.

Funny how a bloke never says "You're Pussy must be xx wide" or "your tits must be xx big""

I've seen profiles where the men state they won't meet women less than DD cup.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I have noticed that even more men are claiming to be WE, VWE or even VVWE but on meeting some they don't live up to their claims. I am wondering what other women's or couples experiences with claims and reality with guys you meet?"
Depends if they are using man inches or woman inches, i have seen some pictures where the guy has said he has a huge cock and like the poster above me has said it look decidedly average

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

PS its usually the guys who dont really make a fuss about it that have trouser snakes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put it down to a new medical condition known as numerical dislexia... someone really wants to say one number, but ends up typing another completely erroneous number instead

I prefer to let people find out as a very pleasant surprise...

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh for Christ’s sake ladies, please put this topic to bed, it’s boring. There I’ve said it.

As women do you keep trying to cover all bases, just say, sometimes you want to be stretched and filled, other times you want a comfortable ride. It depends on your mood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm under no illusions about my endowment. In no sense WE, let alone anything with V's in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm VWE

Very weakly endowed xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well i can vouch for mr squeaks, vwe would be his classification if ud call it that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have noticed that even more men are claiming to be WE, VWE or even VVWE but on meeting some they don't live up to their claims. I am wondering what other women's or couples experiences with claims and reality with guys you meet?"

Ok. so what do you consider w/e, v/w/e and vv/w/e?

And don't try and dodge it with that "if you have to ask then it ain't you" sass because there's clearly confusion on both sides of the fence! lol

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

In my, VV limited experience, those complaining about men failing to measure up are usually those who set the least achievable targets.

You know, the "anything less than 14" will be turned away at the gates" brigade, whose idea of foreplay involves a tape measure. Not VV sexy for the tape-ee (I imagine )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they all fit for christ sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

guys do exaggerate and a lot ask what size bust you hv then get excited as im a dd cup.

personally im not impressed by size more if they know what to do with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I always smirk a little when guys actually know their measurements and write it in a message to me, hi I'm Steve, 9inch x 5inch.

Most guys have pics and I can see what size they are. Ok its not foolproof as with picture editing it can be enlarged, I could stick a cock on myself if I wanted, but to be honest its not that great an issue.

I agree that if a woman wants to try a huge cock, and you respond to her request, then it is wrong to turn up with 4inches and try and convince her you can do great things with that cock, unless, like Pinocchio, it grows when you tell lies,

All people know from looking at my boobs that I'm well endowed, I would not try and convince a guy my FFs are an A cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they all fit for christ sake"

No they don't lol... I dislike VWE cocks because they hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they all fit for christ sake

No they don't lol... I dislike VWE cocks because they hurt "

i agree i did a post not long ago about this very subject

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By *he BendoversCouple
over a year ago

Carlisle

If the lady is a true "sizequeen" and is promised a mammoth tool to do the deed, you souldn't be surprised at the look of dissapointment on her face if the guy presents her with something similar in appearance to a pickled gherkin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the lady is a true "sizequeen" and is promised a mammoth tool to do the deed, you souldn't be surprised at the look of dissapointment on her face if the guy presents her with something similar in appearance to a pickled gherkin. "

if any size cock was green and wrinkly it would be a no YUK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have what I have and I'm quite happy with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have what I have and I'm quite happy with it "

You're just showing off again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have what I have and I'm quite happy with it

You're just showing off again "

Nope just confident with what I have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only just cottoned onto what BBC means. When guys message me saying 'You like BBC' I used to think what the feck are they asking me what channels I prefer on TV for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've only just cottoned onto what BBC means. When guys message me saying 'You like BBC' I used to think what the feck are they asking me what channels I prefer on TV for "

Do you know what TV means too?

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By *he BendoversCouple
over a year ago

Carlisle

Black or White TV ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've only just cottoned onto what BBC means. When guys message me saying 'You like BBC' I used to think what the feck are they asking me what channels I prefer on TV for

Do you know what TV means too? "

now ya being silly, it's simple it means television

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose somewhere in the world you can get BBC TV's - radical I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i aint got the biggest cock in the world, but it fills a pram

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By *hiluk1ukMan
over a year ago

Prescot

So what do we define as WE and VWE?

I would say 5-6 inches is average size, so 7-8 inches is WE and 9-10 inches is VWE, 11inches or more is WTF!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no-one ever asks for a nvwe ( not very well endowed )Damn...

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By *WLondonMixMan
over a year ago

Willsden/DollisHill


"i aint got the biggest cock in the world, but it fills a pram"

LMweCO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they all fit for christ sake"

You are wrong there. Some women can accommodate a large cock and others can't. Its not girth that's the issue most of the time its length and it does hurt some women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do admit to having a liking for the big cocks.. cock size not attitude..

but I have often not even looked at a cock photo before meeting someone...

Had a meet recently and even I went OMG lol but well I certainly gave my best although it was an oral only meet..

I do get bored of the "I have a huge cock" messages.. because most I would class as average..but then I am spoiled with a nice sized cock at home..

but I think that on here the men know that to many women its a feature they want as they want what they may not get at home.... its about the fantasy aspect again... so they try to sell the point that they think may be the thing that gives them the advantage.. so I think us women only have ourselves to blame..

cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think a lot of straight guys haven't seen a lot of other regular mens erections lol, so they haven't got a good idea of what is average, above average etc.

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By *heekyladyCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Actually I find it more a case of their height doesn't measure up to it... Being 5ft 5/6 not the tallest, not the shortest, I prefer to meet guys over 5ft 10.... I've lost count over how many times I've met supposedly 5ft 11 plus guys who are only an inch taller than I am lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our experience has been that it depends who the cock is atached to because no matter how big the cock is there's a bigger one usually wielding it lol

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"Our experience has been that it depends who the cock is atached to because no matter how big the cock is there's a bigger one usually wielding it lol "

puts cock away quick lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I honestly don't know how these people think they can get away with it?? I've got an average size tool, what's the point in saying it's 20 inches? I'm only going to get found out when I meet! Lol sometimes people's minds baffle me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it has to work! No matter what size. If it's not doing its job ... then it's a no from us! lol

unfortunately you have to test it to find out lol

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I think a lot of straight guys haven't seen a lot of other regular mens erections lol, so they haven't got a good idea of what is average, above average etc."

I've seen a lot of porn, are you saying even my reference points are inadequate????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have noticed that even more men are claiming to be WE, VWE or even VVWE but on meeting some they don't live up to their claims. I am wondering what other women's or couples experiences with claims and reality with guys you meet?"

You are supposed to measure along the top to get a correct measurement.

However it seems many on here (and else where) measure from the tip to their arse hole!

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