FabSwingers.com forum: Struggling to get a meet

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So demoralising. I was told I could get fanny at a click of my fingers on here and I'm having no luck at all. I've messaged absolutely every female/couple within my area a picture of my penis flopped against various household items and sent them a few pictures of me looking miserable and nothing.

I know the ratio of men to non-men is 12755:1 but I thought I'd do better on this site. It's been two weeks and nothing

My cock is red raw and it's about time someone else unloaded my balls.

Listen, I know this is counterproductive as glum, "feeling sorry" posts are enormously off-putting (and the source of derision) but can someone please help me out? Looks, body size, status etc... none of this matters. Any hole is a goal, right?

HMU

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

sorry, I only meet man who are bi, 6.25 feet, ginger with a 8.3 cock.

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By *igblackdomTV/TS
over a year ago

West Midlands

"So demoralising. I was told I could get fanny at a click of my fingers"

She was only ever into Johnny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps try lowering your standards?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Change your surname to Klein... I can't put my finger on it, but I think it would work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear

Maybe reassess your expectations. It most certainly isn't 'fanny with one click'

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

How on earth have you got away with that picture?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Maybe try standing on a busy roundabout holding a sign saying "I'm Fab, fuck me".

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"How on earth have you got away with that picture?"

His right knee is in the picture!

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By *ilk_TrayMan
over a year ago

South

Go to clubs and socials.

You’re welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should have got platinum membership then you would have ladies falling at your feet

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Go to clubs and socials.

You’re welcome

With that attitude I don't think it'd make much difference

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yikes. Sarcasm is lost on you all then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You should have got platinum membership then you would have ladies falling at your feet "

sshhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yikes. Sarcasm is lost on you all then?"

I found it hilarious if that counts for anything?

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By *asual MattMan
over a year ago

London

omg... ha that got me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is he for real?? Someone tell me he isn't real ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont you men get it? Ffs stop squaking about not getting any attention. The more you complain the less you get.

Start thinking like a man and empower yourselves. By winging your giving your power and energy away.

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

"Yikes. Sarcasm is lost on you all then?"

We got it, OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sarcastic, yes, I got it, but there are far too many posts of this nature on here! This place is not a man's world!

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By *ilky barkedMan
over a year ago

london

Let’s meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blondie got it! its a woman's world on here and men dont get anywhere on here by messaging everyone! you need a different outlook and some humour and personality its like an audition. Hope this helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op you have only been on here 2 weeks what exactly was you expecting. You've got no pics up either nor a profile pic. You won't get anywhere without them

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