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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Like most couples and single males on Fab, our inbox is bulging with hundreds of messages from single women saying things like "wanna fuck" or "come around my place now, I'm really horny". Usually there's a pic of a swollen pussy attached (as if we didn't all know what one looks like, right - tuh!).

We're at our wits end! What can be done to stop these desperate single women?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use your fe'mail' message filters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like most couples and single males on Fab, our inbox is bulging with hundreds of messages from single women saying things like "wanna fuck" or "come around my place now, I'm really horny". Usually there's a pic of a swollen pussy attached (as if we didn't all know what one looks like, right - tuh!).

We're at our wits end! What can be done to stop these desperate single women?"

I think its just a matter of education really. Rightly or wrongly, these women have assumed that because a guy (or couple) have put their sexual desires on a website, coupled with pictures of their intimate regions, that they are looking for sexual intercourse with strangers.

Yes I know, they have jumped the gun a little, but look we were all new once, and it takes time to learn the etiquette required to be a success (for a given value) in swinging.

A gentle mail, back to the ladies in question, with some tips on how to approach, the sensitive and choosy male (couple) members should help them find their feet in what can be a perilous journey into the scene

Don't judge them too harshly, I have sent 137 response messages today, highlighting profile errors, and other areas of concerned regarding their approach to me, but I have done it in both a sensitive and educating way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like most couples and single males on Fab, our inbox is bulging with hundreds of messages from single women saying things like "wanna fuck" or "come around my place now, I'm really horny". Usually there's a pic of a swollen pussy attached (as if we didn't all know what one looks like, right - tuh!).

We're at our wits end! What can be done to stop these desperate single women?"

Hmmm Maybe you could send some of these Desperados my way??????? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fanny-vices

I have loads of them...see me in 3D in

SWING-SAW

coming soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Use your fe'mail' message filters "

That's a brilliant new feature idea!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like most couples and single males on Fab, our inbox is bulging with hundreds of messages from single women saying things like "wanna fuck" or "come around my place now, I'm really horny". Usually there's a pic of a swollen pussy attached (as if we didn't all know what one looks like, right - tuh!).

We're at our wits end! What can be done to stop these desperate single women?

I think its just a matter of education really. Rightly or wrongly, these women have assumed that because a guy (or couple) have put their sexual desires on a website, coupled with pictures of their intimate regions, that they are looking for sexual intercourse with strangers.

Yes I know, they have jumped the gun a little, but look we were all new once, and it takes time to learn the etiquette required to be a success (for a given value) in swinging.

A gentle mail, back to the ladies in question, with some tips on how to approach, the sensitive and choosy male (couple) members should help them find their feet in what can be a perilous journey into the scene

Don't judge them too harshly, I have sent 137 response messages today, highlighting profile errors, and other areas of concerned regarding their approach to me, but I have done it in both a sensitive and educating way"

You're right of course. Now we see it more clearly and will be more considerate in future

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like most couples and single males on Fab, our inbox is bulging with hundreds of messages from single women saying things like "wanna fuck" or "come around my place now, I'm really horny". Usually there's a pic of a swollen pussy attached (as if we didn't all know what one looks like, right - tuh!).

We're at our wits end! What can be done to stop these desperate single women?

Hmmm Maybe you could send some of these Desperados my way??????? Lol"

Prepare for the deluge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didnt know that many women sent messages like that. I expect some men on here are glad to get messages like that! and pics of swollen pussies too, i like looking at swollen pussies myself. I get a few messages from men like that myself, sometimes they do annoy me, but on the whole i dont take them that seriously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like most couples and single males on Fab, our inbox is bulging with hundreds of messages from single women saying things like "wanna fuck" or "come around my place now, I'm really horny". Usually there's a pic of a swollen pussy attached (as if we didn't all know what one looks like, right - tuh!).

We're at our wits end! What can be done to stop these desperate single women?

I think its just a matter of education really. Rightly or wrongly, these women have assumed that because a guy (or couple) have put their sexual desires on a website, coupled with pictures of their intimate regions, that they are looking for sexual intercourse with strangers.

Yes I know, they have jumped the gun a little, but look we were all new once, and it takes time to learn the etiquette required to be a success (for a given value) in swinging.

A gentle mail, back to the ladies in question, with some tips on how to approach, the sensitive and choosy male (couple) members should help them find their feet in what can be a perilous journey into the scene

Don't judge them too harshly, I have sent 137 response messages today, highlighting profile errors, and other areas of concerned regarding their approach to me, but I have done it in both a sensitive and educating way"

The one you sent me asked if I would wear an oxygen mask and flippers - I want a sensitiver and educated response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never send messages like that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

The one you sent me asked if I would wear an oxygen mask and flippers - I want a sensitiver and educated response "

Its because Gonzo is living with Kermit until he finds a new place..... You know this, why you have to bring it up in the forum Iwill never know... (sigh)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

The one you sent me asked if I would wear an oxygen mask and flippers - I want a sensitiver and educated response

Its because Gonzo is living with Kermit until he finds a new place..... You know this, why you have to bring it up in the forum Iwill never know... (sigh)"

Pigtail playground syndrome. I have suffered for years.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like most couples and single males on Fab, our inbox is bulging with hundreds of messages from single women saying things like "wanna fuck" or "come around my place now, I'm really horny". Usually there's a pic of a swollen pussy attached (as if we didn't all know what one looks like, right - tuh!).

We're at our wits end! What can be done to stop these desperate single women?"

haha and then did the alarm go off

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

I'm a single woman... and I'm certainly not desperate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a single woman... and I'm certainly not desperate."

sorry lilmiss but thats the 100th msg uve sent today beggin for a goingover....really...please its gotta stop

hides....................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a single woman... and I'm certainly not desperate."

Me neither and my tonsils are not swollen either... never mind anything else...

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By *ne-just4funMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"Use your fe'mail' message filters "

Think i must already have mine on..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a single woman... and I'm certainly not desperate.

Me neither and my tonsils are not swollen either... never mind anything else..."

"Put the prozac down, step away from the prozac (everyone back off, nothing too see here), just put the packet on the coffee table, come on, you CAN do this"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still not a single wanna fuck message! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a single woman... and I'm certainly not desperate.

Me neither and my tonsils are not swollen either... never mind anything else...

"Put the prozac down, step away from the prozac (everyone back off, nothing too see here), just put the packet on the coffee table, come on, you CAN do this""

I haven't got a coffee table.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol this is funny but its mostly the male half of couples mailing behind the wife's back who pester

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

i just block pushy rude single females..

i not a piece of meat....

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West


"Like most couples and single males on Fab, our inbox is bulging with hundreds of messages from single women saying things like "wanna fuck" or "come around my place now, I'm really horny". Usually there's a pic of a swollen pussy attached (as if we didn't all know what one looks like, right - tuh!).

We're at our wits end! What can be done to stop these desperate single women?"

99% single blokes probably!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like most couples and single males on Fab, our inbox is bulging with hundreds of messages from single women saying things like "wanna fuck" or "come around my place now, I'm really horny". Usually there's a pic of a swollen pussy attached (as if we didn't all know what one looks like, right - tuh!).

We're at our wits end! What can be done to stop these desperate single women?"

Ok ok now if i'd sent a pic of my pussy non swollen woul that have been ok lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've sent 44 wanna fuck messages today....with added close up pussy pic. Surely i will get 1 reply

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I've sent 44 wanna fuck messages today....with added close up pussy pic. Surely i will get 1 reply "

pmsl...you are good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like most couples and single males on Fab, our inbox is bulging with hundreds of messages from single women saying things like "wanna fuck" or "come around my place now, I'm really horny". Usually there's a pic of a swollen pussy attached (as if we didn't all know what one looks like, right - tuh!).

We're at our wits end! What can be done to stop these desperate single women?

Ok ok now if i'd sent a pic of my pussy non swollen woul that have been ok lol "

That would all the difference

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like most couples and single males on Fab, our inbox is bulging with hundreds of messages from single women saying things like "wanna fuck" or "come around my place now, I'm really horny". Usually there's a pic of a swollen pussy attached (as if we didn't all know what one looks like, right - tuh!).

We're at our wits end! What can be done to stop these desperate single women?

haha and then did the alarm go off "

Yes, that damn alarm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like most couples and single males on Fab, our inbox is bulging with hundreds of messages from single women saying things like "wanna fuck" or "come around my place now, I'm really horny". Usually there's a pic of a swollen pussy attached (as if we didn't all know what one looks like, right - tuh!).

We're at our wits end! What can be done to stop these desperate single women?

Ok ok now if i'd sent a pic of my pussy non swollen woul that have been ok lol

That would all the difference "

Swollen sounds sore- what about if its merely engorged?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like most couples and single males on Fab, our inbox is bulging with hundreds of messages from single women saying things like "wanna fuck" or "come around my place now, I'm really horny". Usually there's a pic of a swollen pussy attached (as if we didn't all know what one looks like, right - tuh!).

We're at our wits end! What can be done to stop these desperate single women?

Ok ok now if i'd sent a pic of my pussy non swollen woul that have been ok lol

That would all the difference

Swollen sounds sore- what about if its merely engorged? "

Not sure of the difference. Please send one of each for comparison purposes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like most couples and single males on Fab, our inbox is bulging with hundreds of messages from single women saying things like "wanna fuck" or "come around my place now, I'm really horny". Usually there's a pic of a swollen pussy attached (as if we didn't all know what one looks like, right - tuh!).

We're at our wits end! What can be done to stop these desperate single women?

Ok ok now if i'd sent a pic of my pussy non swollen woul that have been ok lol

That would all the difference

Swollen sounds sore- what about if its merely engorged?

Not sure of the difference. Please send one of each for comparison purposes "

Ah my PC is playing up- if you post your phone number on here I will send them to the number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*that is said in jest btw for all those who have had a sense of humour bypass!

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton


"I'm a single woman... and I'm certainly not desperate.

sorry lilmiss but thats the 100th msg uve sent today beggin for a goingover....really...please its gotta stop

hides...................."

LOL... I'd forgotten all about this thread lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not sure of the difference. Please send one of each for comparison purposes

Ah my PC is playing up- if you post your phone number on here I will send them to the number "

Damn phone out of credit, please post home address so we can all pop round for a look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure of the difference. Please send one of each for comparison purposes

Ah my PC is playing up- if you post your phone number on here I will send them to the number

Damn phone out of credit, please post home address so we can all pop round for a look "

Or you can whisper yours... go on no one is looking/listening...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice one bud!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it when people send us pics of there cock and no face pic i cannot judge how you will look from your cock picture i dont mind if they send a cock pic and a face pic but im sorry there has to be some attraction between us xxTammiexx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not sure of the difference. Please send one of each for comparison purposes

Ah my PC is playing up- if you post your phone number on here I will send them to the number

Damn phone out of credit, please post home address so we can all pop round for a look

Or you can whisper yours... go on no one is looking/listening..."

OK, but please keep it to yourself. It's ....... oops, there's the doorbell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn, I was about to leave because I've had no luck....turns out I've been adopting the wrong approach all this time.

Anyone wanna talk Shakespeare?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn, I was about to leave because I've had no luck....turns out I've been adopting the wrong approach all this time.

Anyone wanna talk Shakespeare????? "

Don't know about Shakespeare but I would like to shake my spear

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there


"Like most couples and single males on Fab, our inbox is bulging with hundreds of messages from single women saying things like "wanna fuck" or "come around my place now, I'm really horny". Usually there's a pic of a swollen pussy attached (as if we didn't all know what one looks like, right - tuh!).

maybe we should change from lookin single male to single females sounds like more to go round!!!!!!!!

We're at our wits end! What can be done to stop these desperate single women?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They won't stop hassling us either, maybe it's time to find a new site!

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

Are there single women on here then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are there single women on here then? "

Would you be this shocked if the aliens had landed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn, I was about to leave because I've had no luck....turns out I've been adopting the wrong approach all this time.

Anyone wanna talk Shakespeare????? "

Sure.

'Once more unto the breach, dear friends,once more, unto the breach!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn, I was about to leave because I've had no luck....turns out I've been adopting the wrong approach all this time.

Anyone wanna talk Shakespeare?????

Sure.

'Once more unto the breach, dear friends,once more, unto the breach!' "

' To be or not to be '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey! Not just men sending these msgs then...had no idea girls were sending loads like this..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they are really men , hiding behind a females profile .

I have not had any , even if it is just to give my ego a boost

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall


"Are there single women on here then?

Would you be this shocked if the aliens had landed "

No, I'm sure they do actually exist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are there single women on here then?

Would you be this shocked if the aliens had landed

No, I'm sure they do actually exist "

What aliens or single women ?

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

i really would mind at all but if it got so bad that it did i would just set my filters as it is single woman cant mail us cos we're not lookin them female couple cant either just a thought but thats wot the mfilters for, if only i had that prob from genuine fit single guys ahhhh mmmmm

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

wouldnt thats meant to be really should proof read at this time of night lol hicxx

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall


"Are there single women on here then?

Would you be this shocked if the aliens had landed

No, I'm sure they do actually exist

What aliens or single women ? "

aliens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will stop sending those messages now..sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are there single women on here then?

Would you be this shocked if the aliens had landed

No, I'm sure they do actually exist

What aliens or single women ?

aliens "

Too much sci-fi can have you believing anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will stop sending those messages now..sorry "

Can you send me one before you stop , feeling a bit left out here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will stop sending those messages now..sorry "

I was pleasantly surprised with your message, although you forgot the pussy shot! Lol

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