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"Like most couples and single males on Fab, our inbox is bulging with hundreds of messages from single women saying things like "wanna fuck" or "come around my place now, I'm really horny". Usually there's a pic of a swollen pussy attached (as if we didn't all know what one looks like, right - tuh!). We're at our wits end! What can be done to stop these desperate single women?" I think its just a matter of education really. Rightly or wrongly, these women have assumed that because a guy (or couple) have put their sexual desires on a website, coupled with pictures of their intimate regions, that they are looking for sexual intercourse with strangers. Yes I know, they have jumped the gun a little, but look we were all new once, and it takes time to learn the etiquette required to be a success (for a given value) in swinging. A gentle mail, back to the ladies in question, with some tips on how to approach, the sensitive and choosy male (couple) members should help them find their feet in what can be a perilous journey into the scene Don't judge them too harshly, I have sent 137 response messages today, highlighting profile errors, and other areas of concerned regarding their approach to me, but I have done it in both a sensitive and educating way | |||
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"Like most couples and single males on Fab, our inbox is bulging with hundreds of messages from single women saying things like "wanna fuck" or "come around my place now, I'm really horny". Usually there's a pic of a swollen pussy attached (as if we didn't all know what one looks like, right - tuh!). We're at our wits end! What can be done to stop these desperate single women?" Hmmm Maybe you could send some of these Desperados my way??????? Lol | |||
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"Use your fe'mail' message filters " That's a brilliant new feature idea! | |||
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"Like most couples and single males on Fab, our inbox is bulging with hundreds of messages from single women saying things like "wanna fuck" or "come around my place now, I'm really horny". Usually there's a pic of a swollen pussy attached (as if we didn't all know what one looks like, right - tuh!). We're at our wits end! What can be done to stop these desperate single women? I think its just a matter of education really. Rightly or wrongly, these women have assumed that because a guy (or couple) have put their sexual desires on a website, coupled with pictures of their intimate regions, that they are looking for sexual intercourse with strangers. Yes I know, they have jumped the gun a little, but look we were all new once, and it takes time to learn the etiquette required to be a success (for a given value) in swinging. A gentle mail, back to the ladies in question, with some tips on how to approach, the sensitive and choosy male (couple) members should help them find their feet in what can be a perilous journey into the scene Don't judge them too harshly, I have sent 137 response messages today, highlighting profile errors, and other areas of concerned regarding their approach to me, but I have done it in both a sensitive and educating way" You're right of course. Now we see it more clearly and will be more considerate in future | |||
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"Like most couples and single males on Fab, our inbox is bulging with hundreds of messages from single women saying things like "wanna fuck" or "come around my place now, I'm really horny". Usually there's a pic of a swollen pussy attached (as if we didn't all know what one looks like, right - tuh!). We're at our wits end! What can be done to stop these desperate single women? Hmmm Maybe you could send some of these Desperados my way??????? Lol" Prepare for the deluge! | |||
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"Like most couples and single males on Fab, our inbox is bulging with hundreds of messages from single women saying things like "wanna fuck" or "come around my place now, I'm really horny". Usually there's a pic of a swollen pussy attached (as if we didn't all know what one looks like, right - tuh!). We're at our wits end! What can be done to stop these desperate single women? I think its just a matter of education really. Rightly or wrongly, these women have assumed that because a guy (or couple) have put their sexual desires on a website, coupled with pictures of their intimate regions, that they are looking for sexual intercourse with strangers. Yes I know, they have jumped the gun a little, but look we were all new once, and it takes time to learn the etiquette required to be a success (for a given value) in swinging. A gentle mail, back to the ladies in question, with some tips on how to approach, the sensitive and choosy male (couple) members should help them find their feet in what can be a perilous journey into the scene Don't judge them too harshly, I have sent 137 response messages today, highlighting profile errors, and other areas of concerned regarding their approach to me, but I have done it in both a sensitive and educating way" The one you sent me asked if I would wear an oxygen mask and flippers - I want a sensitiver and educated response | |||
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" The one you sent me asked if I would wear an oxygen mask and flippers - I want a sensitiver and educated response " Its because Gonzo is living with Kermit until he finds a new place..... You know this, why you have to bring it up in the forum Iwill never know... (sigh) | |||
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" The one you sent me asked if I would wear an oxygen mask and flippers - I want a sensitiver and educated response Its because Gonzo is living with Kermit until he finds a new place..... You know this, why you have to bring it up in the forum Iwill never know... (sigh)" Pigtail playground syndrome. I have suffered for years..... | |||
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"Like most couples and single males on Fab, our inbox is bulging with hundreds of messages from single women saying things like "wanna fuck" or "come around my place now, I'm really horny". Usually there's a pic of a swollen pussy attached (as if we didn't all know what one looks like, right - tuh!). We're at our wits end! What can be done to stop these desperate single women?" haha and then did the alarm go off | |||
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"I'm a single woman... and I'm certainly not desperate." sorry lilmiss but thats the 100th msg uve sent today beggin for a goingover....really...please its gotta stop hides.................... | |||
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"I'm a single woman... and I'm certainly not desperate." Me neither and my tonsils are not swollen either... never mind anything else... | |||
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"Use your fe'mail' message filters " Think i must already have mine on.. | |||
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"I'm a single woman... and I'm certainly not desperate. Me neither and my tonsils are not swollen either... never mind anything else..." "Put the prozac down, step away from the prozac (everyone back off, nothing too see here), just put the packet on the coffee table, come on, you CAN do this" | |||
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"I'm a single woman... and I'm certainly not desperate. Me neither and my tonsils are not swollen either... never mind anything else... "Put the prozac down, step away from the prozac (everyone back off, nothing too see here), just put the packet on the coffee table, come on, you CAN do this"" I haven't got a coffee table. | |||
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"Like most couples and single males on Fab, our inbox is bulging with hundreds of messages from single women saying things like "wanna fuck" or "come around my place now, I'm really horny". Usually there's a pic of a swollen pussy attached (as if we didn't all know what one looks like, right - tuh!). We're at our wits end! What can be done to stop these desperate single women?" 99% single blokes probably! | |||
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"Like most couples and single males on Fab, our inbox is bulging with hundreds of messages from single women saying things like "wanna fuck" or "come around my place now, I'm really horny". Usually there's a pic of a swollen pussy attached (as if we didn't all know what one looks like, right - tuh!). We're at our wits end! What can be done to stop these desperate single women?" Ok ok now if i'd sent a pic of my pussy non swollen woul that have been ok lol | |||
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"I've sent 44 wanna fuck messages today....with added close up pussy pic. Surely i will get 1 reply " pmsl...you are good. | |||
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"Like most couples and single males on Fab, our inbox is bulging with hundreds of messages from single women saying things like "wanna fuck" or "come around my place now, I'm really horny". Usually there's a pic of a swollen pussy attached (as if we didn't all know what one looks like, right - tuh!). We're at our wits end! What can be done to stop these desperate single women? Ok ok now if i'd sent a pic of my pussy non swollen woul that have been ok lol " That would all the difference | |||
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"Like most couples and single males on Fab, our inbox is bulging with hundreds of messages from single women saying things like "wanna fuck" or "come around my place now, I'm really horny". Usually there's a pic of a swollen pussy attached (as if we didn't all know what one looks like, right - tuh!). We're at our wits end! What can be done to stop these desperate single women? haha and then did the alarm go off " Yes, that damn alarm! | |||
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"Like most couples and single males on Fab, our inbox is bulging with hundreds of messages from single women saying things like "wanna fuck" or "come around my place now, I'm really horny". Usually there's a pic of a swollen pussy attached (as if we didn't all know what one looks like, right - tuh!). We're at our wits end! What can be done to stop these desperate single women? Ok ok now if i'd sent a pic of my pussy non swollen woul that have been ok lol That would all the difference " Swollen sounds sore- what about if its merely engorged? | |||
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"Like most couples and single males on Fab, our inbox is bulging with hundreds of messages from single women saying things like "wanna fuck" or "come around my place now, I'm really horny". Usually there's a pic of a swollen pussy attached (as if we didn't all know what one looks like, right - tuh!). We're at our wits end! What can be done to stop these desperate single women? Ok ok now if i'd sent a pic of my pussy non swollen woul that have been ok lol That would all the difference Swollen sounds sore- what about if its merely engorged? " Not sure of the difference. Please send one of each for comparison purposes | |||
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"Like most couples and single males on Fab, our inbox is bulging with hundreds of messages from single women saying things like "wanna fuck" or "come around my place now, I'm really horny". Usually there's a pic of a swollen pussy attached (as if we didn't all know what one looks like, right - tuh!). We're at our wits end! What can be done to stop these desperate single women? Ok ok now if i'd sent a pic of my pussy non swollen woul that have been ok lol That would all the difference Swollen sounds sore- what about if its merely engorged? Not sure of the difference. Please send one of each for comparison purposes " Ah my PC is playing up- if you post your phone number on here I will send them to the number | |||
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"I'm a single woman... and I'm certainly not desperate. sorry lilmiss but thats the 100th msg uve sent today beggin for a goingover....really...please its gotta stop hides...................." LOL... I'd forgotten all about this thread lol | |||
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"Not sure of the difference. Please send one of each for comparison purposes Ah my PC is playing up- if you post your phone number on here I will send them to the number " Damn phone out of credit, please post home address so we can all pop round for a look | |||
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"Not sure of the difference. Please send one of each for comparison purposes Ah my PC is playing up- if you post your phone number on here I will send them to the number Damn phone out of credit, please post home address so we can all pop round for a look " Or you can whisper yours... go on no one is looking/listening... | |||
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"Not sure of the difference. Please send one of each for comparison purposes Ah my PC is playing up- if you post your phone number on here I will send them to the number Damn phone out of credit, please post home address so we can all pop round for a look Or you can whisper yours... go on no one is looking/listening..." OK, but please keep it to yourself. It's ....... oops, there's the doorbell. | |||
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"Damn, I was about to leave because I've had no luck....turns out I've been adopting the wrong approach all this time. Anyone wanna talk Shakespeare????? " Don't know about Shakespeare but I would like to shake my spear | |||
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"Like most couples and single males on Fab, our inbox is bulging with hundreds of messages from single women saying things like "wanna fuck" or "come around my place now, I'm really horny". Usually there's a pic of a swollen pussy attached (as if we didn't all know what one looks like, right - tuh!). maybe we should change from lookin single male to single females sounds like more to go round!!!!!!!! We're at our wits end! What can be done to stop these desperate single women?" | |||
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"Are there single women on here then? " Would you be this shocked if the aliens had landed | |||
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"Damn, I was about to leave because I've had no luck....turns out I've been adopting the wrong approach all this time. Anyone wanna talk Shakespeare????? " Sure. 'Once more unto the breach, dear friends,once more, unto the breach!' | |||
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"Damn, I was about to leave because I've had no luck....turns out I've been adopting the wrong approach all this time. Anyone wanna talk Shakespeare????? Sure. 'Once more unto the breach, dear friends,once more, unto the breach!' " ' To be or not to be ' | |||
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"Are there single women on here then? Would you be this shocked if the aliens had landed " No, I'm sure they do actually exist | |||
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"Are there single women on here then? Would you be this shocked if the aliens had landed No, I'm sure they do actually exist " What aliens or single women ? | |||
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"Are there single women on here then? Would you be this shocked if the aliens had landed No, I'm sure they do actually exist What aliens or single women ? " aliens | |||
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"Are there single women on here then? Would you be this shocked if the aliens had landed No, I'm sure they do actually exist What aliens or single women ? aliens " Too much sci-fi can have you believing anything | |||
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"will stop sending those messages now..sorry " Can you send me one before you stop , feeling a bit left out here | |||
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"will stop sending those messages now..sorry " I was pleasantly surprised with your message, although you forgot the pussy shot! Lol | |||
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