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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We all get them, I especially do if I'm riding a guy but I do get so embarrassed by them. I know it's a build up of air and not wind but still makes me go a tad red

What do you guys do when you hear it, does it put you off??

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I just carry on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did one not long ago I laughed but he carried on like a pro. Was his falt filling me up with wind and Willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing what you can be shame.

It's fany farts

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By *ascal21Man
over a year ago

Cronton

It says job well done to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

doesn't bother me. Sexy is messy and un- glamarous anyway

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

it's perfect to hind a proper fart

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By *arry monk40Man
over a year ago

Telford


" doesn't bother me. Sexy is messy and un- glamarous anyway "
agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" doesn't bother me. Sexy is messy and un- glamarous anyway "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take it as work done good. Fanny fart or farting in front of me doesn't bother me whats so ever. I've been giving oral and had a women fanny fart loads.

Some women do get embarrassed but shouldn't as its a natural occurrence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" doesn't bother me. Sexy is messy and un- glamarous anyway "

glamorous. Thanks spell check

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I take it as work done good. Fanny fart or farting in front of me doesn't bother me whats so ever. I've been giving oral and had a women fanny fart loads.

Some women do get embarrassed but shouldn't as its a natural occurrence "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's just my fanny giving a round of applause

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By *ustme6Man
over a year ago

tamworth

If someone is embarrased by them best to laugh them off..x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's just my fanny giving a round of applause "

I love that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Queefs can be quite funny sometimes but definitely not embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One time I was on top of FWB 69 style, not only did I fanny fart but I arse farted as well. I giggled but I was sssooo embarrassed, FWB carried on like a pro too though. Strangely we haven't done that position since. XXX

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By *urreySunSeekersCouple
over a year ago

Camberley

My wife prefers to call them ‘lady puffs’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't put me off at all. I love them. Nothing at all to be embarrassed about.

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By *picyrodMan
over a year ago

Leicestershire

luv it i deliberately smash it to make those noises lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We all get them, I especially do if I'm riding a guy but I do get so embarrassed by them. I know it's a build up of air and not wind but still makes me go a tad red

What do you guys do when you hear it, does it put you off?? "

Laugh or blame me (male )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d never heard of them until I saw Sara Millican on TV joke about them! So naive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We all get them, I especially do if I'm riding a guy but I do get so embarrassed by them. I know it's a build up of air and not wind but still makes me go a tad red

What do you guys do when you hear it, does it put you off?? "

Nothing wrong with a quim quiff it means your foo is loving it

MrsK

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

I would have a giggle but wouldn't put me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laugh

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I love a good queef, it cracks me up. I love finding porn videos where the girl queefs by accident and is embarrassed by it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can anyone answer this if you fanny fart during oral with fanny juices spurt out ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny farts are mostly because air has been pumped in so nothing comes out. If shes wet and a gusher some may

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Being the immature person that I am, I’d end up giggling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fanny farts are mostly because air has been pumped in so nothing comes out. If shes wet and a gusher some may"

Bad enough fanny fart on cock nevermind a face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't ever bother me, I have to take responsibility for ramming the air in there in the first place... lol

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

I just laugh. Nothing else i can do about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I laughed last time but he continued and didn't say anything .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made the wife do it tonight while spitroasting her. Nobody battered an eyelid and we just carried on.

In general too of all the meets we’ve had nobody had ever been bothered. I seriously could care less if anyone did a fanny fart. It’s just air that’s been pumped in by a cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just makes me more horny.

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By *ocoaXXXMan
over a year ago

London

I love it when it happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We all get them, I especially do if I'm riding a guy but I do get so embarrassed by them. I know it's a build up of air and not wind but still makes me go a tad red

What do you guys do when you hear it, does it put you off?? "

I immediately ask the lady to leave the room and come back in half an hour once she's thought about what she's done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lou laughs uncontrollably when it happens, her laughing makes me giggle too....but then we just carry on with our steamy sessions

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I hate doing it. I have to apologise but no guy has been bothered by them, or after my apology they try even harder to pump in the air!

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"I hate doing it. I have to apologise but no guy has been bothered by them, or after my apology they try even harder to pump in the air! "

That sounds familiar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it when a woman fanny farts... I actually try and make her do it after the 1st one

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By *ieutenantMan
over a year ago

london

Fanny fart. Also Know as queefing.I don't see any embarrassment in it.just air bubbling out during friction.Get over it lol.personally I like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Can anyone answer this if you fanny fart during oral with fanny juices spurt out ? "

This happened at ladies night once, one girl sat on my face kept fanny farting, we were in stitches laughing!

If it happens to me I just laugh and clarify that it was a fanny fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can anyone answer this if you fanny fart during oral with fanny juices spurt out ?

This happened at ladies night once, one girl sat on my face kept fanny farting, we were in stitches laughing!

If it happens to me I just laugh and clarify that it was a fanny fart "

Thanks it's happened too me when being fucked but not when oral but i think was close once and I just wondered if it would happen .so it does

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"We all get them, I especially do if I'm riding a guy but I do get so embarrassed by them. I know it's a build up of air and not wind but still makes me go a tad red

What do you guys do when you hear it, does it put you off?? "

I normally say "I name that tune in two"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

breaks the ice as you both roll about in fits of laughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"breaks the ice as you both roll about in fits of laughter "

Yeah while fanny farting

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By *ungmagic10Man
over a year ago

Northampton

It's normal, so don't feel no type of way about it.

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