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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who doesn't like a size thread? (don't answer that!)

An average size cock Is dependant to who you ask or where you read it and how it's measured. We know that!

For all the threads that have asked about if it's too small, has anyone actually done something about it? Have you or anyone you know (no names please) tried to make it bigger? Did it work out for them?

Serious question

I'm asking for a friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like with a penis pump?

Oh this should be interesting! I've my coffee, gonna perch here a while

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like with a penis pump?

Oh this should be interesting! I've my coffee, gonna perch here a while "

I don't mean inflate it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, wish I could help "Your friend" but not something Iv'e ever tried!

Interesting question. We've all seen the adverts. I've always viewed them with more than a tad of scepticism though!

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By *he fab twoCouple
over a year ago

brentwood

Yes my cock used to be only an inch long!!

After hanging heavy weights from it every day while doing the house work it is now 1.5” long!!!

The wife is delighted ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes my cock used to be only an inch long!!

After hanging heavy weights from it every day while doing the house work it is now 1.5” long!!!

The wife is delighted ?? "

Paint tins?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry, wish I could help "Your friend" but not something Iv'e ever tried!

Interesting question. We've all seen the adverts. I've always viewed them with more than a tad of scepticism though!"

I miracle pill to make it bigger? Imagine us all walking around with monster cocks in our pants of they worked?

Morpheus, I choose the red pill!!

*one for the nerds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry, wish I could help "Your friend" but not something Iv'e ever tried!

Interesting question. We've all seen the adverts. I've always viewed them with more than a tad of scepticism though!

I miracle pill to make it bigger? Imagine us all walking around with monster cocks in our pants of they worked?

Morpheus, I choose the red pill!!

*one for the nerds. "

Surely if you intend to enter a rabbits hole...you need to ("your friend" needs to) make it smaller not bigger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry, wish I could help "Your friend" but not something Iv'e ever tried!

Interesting question. We've all seen the adverts. I've always viewed them with more than a tad of scepticism though!

I miracle pill to make it bigger? Imagine us all walking around with monster cocks in our pants of they worked?

Morpheus, I choose the red pill!!

*one for the nerds.

Surely if you intend to enter a rabbits hole...you need to ("your friend" needs to) make it smaller not bigger "

Oh that's good, I appreciate that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry, wish I could help "Your friend" but not something Iv'e ever tried!

Interesting question. We've all seen the adverts. I've always viewed them with more than a tad of scepticism though!

I miracle pill to make it bigger? Imagine us all walking around with monster cocks in our pants of they worked?

Morpheus, I choose the red pill!!

*one for the nerds.

Surely if you intend to enter a rabbits hole...you need to ("your friend" needs to) make it smaller not bigger

Oh that's good, I appreciate that. "

Just started to turn my 13 year old son on to the Matrix and watched the first one this weekend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry, wish I could help "Your friend" but not something Iv'e ever tried!

Interesting question. We've all seen the adverts. I've always viewed them with more than a tad of scepticism though!

I miracle pill to make it bigger? Imagine us all walking around with monster cocks in our pants of they worked?

Morpheus, I choose the red pill!!

*one for the nerds.

Surely if you intend to enter a rabbits hole...you need to ("your friend" needs to) make it smaller not bigger

Oh that's good, I appreciate that.

Just started to turn my 13 year old son on to the Matrix and watched the first one this weekend. "

Don't bother going any further. You'll confuse him.

Chase sequences and fights are awesome in the next two, but storyline wise, hopeless and falls short of the first film. I bet your kid was blown away. I remember first time I watched it, I was marvelled by it.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Sorry, wish I could help "Your friend" but not something Iv'e ever tried!

Interesting question. We've all seen the adverts. I've always viewed them with more than a tad of scepticism though!

I miracle pill to make it bigger? Imagine us all walking around with monster cocks in our pants of they worked?

Morpheus, I choose the red pill!!

*one for the nerds.

Surely if you intend to enter a rabbits hole...you need to ("your friend" needs to) make it smaller not bigger

Oh that's good, I appreciate that.

Just started to turn my 13 year old son on to the Matrix and watched the first one this weekend.

Don't bother going any further. You'll confuse him.

Chase sequences and fights are awesome in the next two, but storyline wise, hopeless and falls short of the first film. I bet your kid was blown away. I remember first time I watched it, I was marvelled by it. "

Best description of the 2 sequels right there.

Should have never have been made!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A penis pump

Or just undergo a penis extension if anyone is crazy to do that

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By *eorgetaylor200Man
over a year ago

Southend


"A penis pump

Or just undergo a penis extension if anyone is crazy to do that

"

Saw about that on TV once, tbh doesn't look great, it's like breast enhancements, they seem to look odd after. I think they just inject fat or something, it's not extra erectile tissue

One thing I saw that looks like it helps and looks fairly natural is this op that cuts a certain muscle/tendon just above it which allows it to hang lower, making it appear larger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A penis pump

Or just undergo a penis extension if anyone is crazy to do that

Saw about that on TV once, tbh doesn't look great, it's like breast enhancements, they seem to look odd after. I think they just inject fat or something, it's not extra erectile tissue

One thing I saw that looks like it helps and looks fairly natural is this op that cuts a certain muscle/tendon just above it which allows it to hang lower, making it appear larger. "

Are you thinking of having that done

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By *eorgetaylor200Man
over a year ago

Southend


"A penis pump

Or just undergo a penis extension if anyone is crazy to do that

Saw about that on TV once, tbh doesn't look great, it's like breast enhancements, they seem to look odd after. I think they just inject fat or something, it's not extra erectile tissue

One thing I saw that looks like it helps and looks fairly natural is this op that cuts a certain muscle/tendon just above it which allows it to hang lower, making it appear larger.

Are you thinking of having that done "

In a non boastful way, I don't think I really need it (people may disagree). I would only consider a operation of there was a real medical need.

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By *eorgetaylor200Man
over a year ago

Southend


"A penis pump

Or just undergo a penis extension if anyone is crazy to do that

Saw about that on TV once, tbh doesn't look great, it's like breast enhancements, they seem to look odd after. I think they just inject fat or something, it's not extra erectile tissue

One thing I saw that looks like it helps and looks fairly natural is this op that cuts a certain muscle/tendon just above it which allows it to hang lower, making it appear larger. "

Typo, I mean NOT like breast enhancements

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A penis pump

Or just undergo a penis extension if anyone is crazy to do that

Saw about that on TV once, tbh doesn't look great, it's like breast enhancements, they seem to look odd after. I think they just inject fat or something, it's not extra erectile tissue

One thing I saw that looks like it helps and looks fairly natural is this op that cuts a certain muscle/tendon just above it which allows it to hang lower, making it appear larger.

Are you thinking of having that done

In a non boastful way, I don't think I really need it (people may disagree). I would only consider a operation of there was a real medical need."

Like it was chopped off

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By *eorgetaylor200Man
over a year ago

Southend


"A penis pump

Or just undergo a penis extension if anyone is crazy to do that

Saw about that on TV once, tbh doesn't look great, it's like breast enhancements, they seem to look odd after. I think they just inject fat or something, it's not extra erectile tissue

One thing I saw that looks like it helps and looks fairly natural is this op that cuts a certain muscle/tendon just above it which allows it to hang lower, making it appear larger.

Are you thinking of having that done

In a non boastful way, I don't think I really need it (people may disagree). I would only consider a operation of there was a real medical need.

Like it was chopped off "

Well I mean any sort of op, not just enlargement...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A penis pump

Or just undergo a penis extension if anyone is crazy to do that

Saw about that on TV once, tbh doesn't look great, it's like breast enhancements, they seem to look odd after. I think they just inject fat or something, it's not extra erectile tissue

One thing I saw that looks like it helps and looks fairly natural is this op that cuts a certain muscle/tendon just above it which allows it to hang lower, making it appear larger.

Are you thinking of having that done

In a non boastful way, I don't think I really need it (people may disagree). I would only consider a operation of there was a real medical need.

Like it was chopped off

Well I mean any sort of op, not just enlargement..."

Oh so not like when that guy had it chopped off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A penis pump

Or just undergo a penis extension if anyone is crazy to do that

Saw about that on TV once, tbh doesn't look great, it's like breast enhancements, they seem to look odd after. I think they just inject fat or something, it's not extra erectile tissue

One thing I saw that looks like it helps and looks fairly natural is this op that cuts a certain muscle/tendon just above it which allows it to hang lower, making it appear larger.

Are you thinking of having that done

In a non boastful way, I don't think I really need it (people may disagree). I would only consider a operation of there was a real medical need.

Like it was chopped off

Well I mean any sort of op, not just enlargement...

Oh so not like when that guy had it chopped off "

Billybob whatshisname

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By *eorgetaylor200Man
over a year ago

Southend


"A penis pump

Or just undergo a penis extension if anyone is crazy to do that

Saw about that on TV once, tbh doesn't look great, it's like breast enhancements, they seem to look odd after. I think they just inject fat or something, it's not extra erectile tissue

One thing I saw that looks like it helps and looks fairly natural is this op that cuts a certain muscle/tendon just above it which allows it to hang lower, making it appear larger.

Are you thinking of having that done

In a non boastful way, I don't think I really need it (people may disagree). I would only consider a operation of there was a real medical need.

Like it was chopped off

Well I mean any sort of op, not just enlargement...

Oh so not like when that guy had it chopped off

Billybob whatshisname"

Didn't know he did that. I read he was hung like a donkey though. Can't say I'd mind being larger (unsurprisingly)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry, wish I could help "Your friend" but not something Iv'e ever tried!

Interesting question. We've all seen the adverts. I've always viewed them with more than a tad of scepticism though!

I miracle pill to make it bigger? Imagine us all walking around with monster cocks in our pants of they worked?

Morpheus, I choose the red pill!!

*one for the nerds.

Surely if you intend to enter a rabbits hole...you need to ("your friend" needs to) make it smaller not bigger

Oh that's good, I appreciate that.

Just started to turn my 13 year old son on to the Matrix and watched the first one this weekend.

Don't bother going any further. You'll confuse him.

Chase sequences and fights are awesome in the next two, but storyline wise, hopeless and falls short of the first film. I bet your kid was blown away. I remember first time I watched it, I was marvelled by it.

Best description of the 2 sequels right there.

Should have never have been made!"

I dunno. It's like a really really good idea, done really badly. Talk about over complicate things.

I bought the trilogy (I call it the trinity ) on DVD.

I then bought the Matrix on BluRay in its own. I now refuse to watch the other 2.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Why would you want to make your sky remote look smaller?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why would you want to make your sky remote look smaller? "

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

KinkySeeKinkyDo at your service...i make them swell to epic proportions with only my mouth as my tool...you should try it sometime MB

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

(And your friend )

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By *eachPreacherMan
over a year ago

Kent/London

Don't tell me no one here has heard of Jelqing?

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There

Never mind Billybob whatshisname.

What about the guy who chopped his penis off in a circular saw accident.

Gloucester area back in September - Google it.

Not entirely sure how you do that.

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By *ntnCleoCouple
over a year ago

Dortmund (Germany) might travel!

Pills don’t work. The only way you could get them to work would be take a generic growth hormone which would give you acromegaly aka Andre the giant. You don’t want that.

Stretching would work i you could be bothered. Just like stretching ear lobes and lips, all tissue can be stretched. Various recommendations - several hours a day for several months may give you an inch or more.

Surgery works for flaccid girth but not erect (ligamentolysis) and fat injection works for girth but you probably need it 2-3 times and risk uneven results. A scaffolding technique is brutal, may work,but not enough evidence yet.

If you’re looking at surgery contact a specialist centre like London Andrology inst.

If you want it for sexual purposes you could just use an enlargement sheath? We’ve got a number of them among our toys and they are fun on occasion.

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By *ntnCleoCouple
over a year ago

Dortmund (Germany) might travel!


"Pills don’t work. The only way you could get them to work would be take a generic growth hormone which would give you acromegaly aka Andre the giant. You don’t want that.

Stretching would work i you could be bothered. Just like stretching ear lobes and lips, all tissue can be stretched. Various recommendations - several hours a day for several months may give you an inch or more.

Oops. That’s meant to say surgery works for flaccid LENGTH but not erect.

Surgery works for flaccid and erect girth.

Surgery works for flaccid girth but not erect (ligamentolysis) and fat injection works for girth but you probably need it 2-3 times and risk uneven results. A scaffolding technique is brutal, may work,but not enough evidence yet.

If you’re looking at surgery contact a specialist centre like London Andrology inst.

If you want it for sexual purposes you could just use an enlargement sheath? We’ve got a number of them among our toys and they are fun on occasion. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought a penis enlarger off eBay for 20 quid....fuckers sent me a magnifying glass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bought a penis enlarger off eBay for 20 quid....fuckers sent me a magnifying glass "

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never mind Billybob whatshisname.

What about the guy who chopped his penis off in a circular saw accident.

Gloucester area back in September - Google it.

Not entirely sure how you do that."

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never mind Billybob whatshisname.

What about the guy who chopped his penis off in a circular saw accident.

Gloucester area back in September - Google it.

Not entirely sure how you do that.

Oh my "

8 hours of surgery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A penis pump

Or just undergo a penis extension if anyone is crazy to do that

Saw about that on TV once, tbh doesn't look great, it's like breast enhancements, they seem to look odd after. I think they just inject fat or something, it's not extra erectile tissue

One thing I saw that looks like it helps and looks fairly natural is this op that cuts a certain muscle/tendon just above it which allows it to hang lower, making it appear larger.

Are you thinking of having that done

In a non boastful way, I don't think I really need it (people may disagree). I would only consider a operation of there was a real medical need.

Like it was chopped off

Well I mean any sort of op, not just enlargement...

Oh so not like when that guy had it chopped off

Billybob whatshisname

Didn't know he did that. I read he was hung like a donkey though. Can't say I'd mind being larger (unsurprisingly)"

Haven't a clue if he was hung like a donkey

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There


"Never mind Billybob whatshisname.

What about the guy who chopped his penis off in a circular saw accident.

Gloucester area back in September - Google it.

Not entirely sure how you do that.

Oh my

8 hours of surgery "

That's got to make the eyes water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never mind Billybob whatshisname.

What about the guy who chopped his penis off in a circular saw accident.

Gloucester area back in September - Google it.

Not entirely sure how you do that.

Oh my

8 hours of surgery

That's got to make the eyes water "

I'm a woman and I'm crossing my legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never mind Billybob whatshisname.

What about the guy who chopped his penis off in a circular saw accident.

Gloucester area back in September - Google it.

Not entirely sure how you do that.

Oh my

8 hours of surgery

That's got to make the eyes water

I'm a woman and I'm crossing my legs "

Yep just checked ...definitly a woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never mind Billybob whatshisname.

What about the guy who chopped his penis off in a circular saw accident.

Gloucester area back in September - Google it.

Not entirely sure how you do that.

Oh my

8 hours of surgery "

how the hell was the saw inbetween his legs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never mind Billybob whatshisname.

What about the guy who chopped his penis off in a circular saw accident.

Gloucester area back in September - Google it.

Not entirely sure how you do that.

Oh my

8 hours of surgery

how the hell was the saw inbetween his legs? "

It was a horrific industrial accident it says

Doesn't give exact details or I've just skimmed through it and missed it

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