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An average size cock Is dependant to who you ask or where you read it and how it's measured. We know that!
For all the threads that have asked about if it's too small, has anyone actually done something about it? Have you or anyone you know (no names please) tried to make it bigger? Did it work out for them?
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"Like with a penis pump? Oh this should be interesting! I've my coffee, gonna perch here a while "I don't mean inflate it. | |||
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"Yes my cock used to be only an inch long!! After hanging heavy weights from it every day while doing the house work it is now 1.5” long!!! The wife is delighted ?? " Paint tins? | |||
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"Sorry, wish I could help "Your friend" but not something Iv'e ever tried! Interesting question. We've all seen the adverts. I've always viewed them with more than a tad of scepticism though!" I miracle pill to make it bigger? Imagine us all walking around with monster cocks in our pants of they worked? Morpheus, I choose the red pill!! *one for the nerds. | |||
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"Sorry, wish I could help "Your friend" but not something Iv'e ever tried! Interesting question. We've all seen the adverts. I've always viewed them with more than a tad of scepticism though! I miracle pill to make it bigger? Imagine us all walking around with monster cocks in our pants of they worked? Morpheus, I choose the red pill!! *one for the nerds. "Surely if you intend to enter a rabbits hole...you need to ("your friend" needs to) make it smaller not bigger | |||
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"Sorry, wish I could help "Your friend" but not something Iv'e ever tried! Interesting question. We've all seen the adverts. I've always viewed them with more than a tad of scepticism though! I miracle pill to make it bigger? Imagine us all walking around with monster cocks in our pants of they worked? Morpheus, I choose the red pill!! *one for the nerds.
Surely if you intend to enter a rabbits hole...you need to ("your friend" needs to) make it smaller not bigger "Oh that's good, I appreciate that. | |||
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"Sorry, wish I could help "Your friend" but not something Iv'e ever tried! Interesting question. We've all seen the adverts. I've always viewed them with more than a tad of scepticism though! I miracle pill to make it bigger? Imagine us all walking around with monster cocks in our pants of they worked? Morpheus, I choose the red pill!! *one for the nerds.
Surely if you intend to enter a rabbits hole...you need to ("your friend" needs to) make it smaller not bigger
Oh that's good, I appreciate that. "Just started to turn my 13 year old son on to the Matrix and watched the first one this weekend.  | |||
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"Sorry, wish I could help "Your friend" but not something Iv'e ever tried! Interesting question. We've all seen the adverts. I've always viewed them with more than a tad of scepticism though! I miracle pill to make it bigger? Imagine us all walking around with monster cocks in our pants of they worked? Morpheus, I choose the red pill!! *one for the nerds.
Surely if you intend to enter a rabbits hole...you need to ("your friend" needs to) make it smaller not bigger
Oh that's good, I appreciate that.
Just started to turn my 13 year old son on to the Matrix and watched the first one this weekend. "Don't bother going any further. You'll confuse him.
Chase sequences and fights are awesome in the next two, but storyline wise, hopeless and falls short of the first film. I bet your kid was blown away. I remember first time I watched it, I was marvelled by it. | |||
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"Sorry, wish I could help "Your friend" but not something Iv'e ever tried! Interesting question. We've all seen the adverts. I've always viewed them with more than a tad of scepticism though! I miracle pill to make it bigger? Imagine us all walking around with monster cocks in our pants of they worked? Morpheus, I choose the red pill!! *one for the nerds.
Surely if you intend to enter a rabbits hole...you need to ("your friend" needs to) make it smaller not bigger
Oh that's good, I appreciate that.
Just started to turn my 13 year old son on to the Matrix and watched the first one this weekend.
Don't bother going any further. You'll confuse him.
Chase sequences and fights are awesome in the next two, but storyline wise, hopeless and falls short of the first film. I bet your kid was blown away. I remember first time I watched it, I was marvelled by it. "Best description of the 2 sequels right there. Should have never have been made! | |||
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"A penis pump Or just undergo a penis extension if anyone is crazy to do that " Saw about that on TV once, tbh doesn't look great, it's like breast enhancements, they seem to look odd after. I think they just inject fat or something, it's not extra erectile tissue One thing I saw that looks like it helps and looks fairly natural is this op that cuts a certain muscle/tendon just above it which allows it to hang lower, making it appear larger. | |||
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"A penis pump Or just undergo a penis extension if anyone is crazy to do that Saw about that on TV once, tbh doesn't look great, it's like breast enhancements, they seem to look odd after. I think they just inject fat or something, it's not extra erectile tissue One thing I saw that looks like it helps and looks fairly natural is this op that cuts a certain muscle/tendon just above it which allows it to hang lower, making it appear larger. " 
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"A penis pump Or just undergo a penis extension if anyone is crazy to do that Saw about that on TV once, tbh doesn't look great, it's like breast enhancements, they seem to look odd after. I think they just inject fat or something, it's not extra erectile tissue One thing I saw that looks like it helps and looks fairly natural is this op that cuts a certain muscle/tendon just above it which allows it to hang lower, making it appear larger.
Are you thinking of having that done "In a non boastful way, I don't think I really need it (people may disagree). I would only consider a operation of there was a real medical need. | |||
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"A penis pump Or just undergo a penis extension if anyone is crazy to do that Saw about that on TV once, tbh doesn't look great, it's like breast enhancements, they seem to look odd after. I think they just inject fat or something, it's not extra erectile tissue One thing I saw that looks like it helps and looks fairly natural is this op that cuts a certain muscle/tendon just above it which allows it to hang lower, making it appear larger. " Typo, I mean NOT like breast enhancements | |||
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"A penis pump Or just undergo a penis extension if anyone is crazy to do that Saw about that on TV once, tbh doesn't look great, it's like breast enhancements, they seem to look odd after. I think they just inject fat or something, it's not extra erectile tissue One thing I saw that looks like it helps and looks fairly natural is this op that cuts a certain muscle/tendon just above it which allows it to hang lower, making it appear larger.
Are you thinking of having that done
In a non boastful way, I don't think I really need it (people may disagree). I would only consider a operation of there was a real medical need."Like it was chopped off | |||
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"A penis pump Or just undergo a penis extension if anyone is crazy to do that Saw about that on TV once, tbh doesn't look great, it's like breast enhancements, they seem to look odd after. I think they just inject fat or something, it's not extra erectile tissue One thing I saw that looks like it helps and looks fairly natural is this op that cuts a certain muscle/tendon just above it which allows it to hang lower, making it appear larger.
Are you thinking of having that done
In a non boastful way, I don't think I really need it (people may disagree). I would only consider a operation of there was a real medical need.
Like it was chopped off "Well I mean any sort of op, not just enlargement... | |||
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"A penis pump Or just undergo a penis extension if anyone is crazy to do that Saw about that on TV once, tbh doesn't look great, it's like breast enhancements, they seem to look odd after. I think they just inject fat or something, it's not extra erectile tissue One thing I saw that looks like it helps and looks fairly natural is this op that cuts a certain muscle/tendon just above it which allows it to hang lower, making it appear larger.
Are you thinking of having that done
In a non boastful way, I don't think I really need it (people may disagree). I would only consider a operation of there was a real medical need.
Like it was chopped off
Well I mean any sort of op, not just enlargement..."Oh so not like when that guy had it chopped off | |||
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"A penis pump Or just undergo a penis extension if anyone is crazy to do that Saw about that on TV once, tbh doesn't look great, it's like breast enhancements, they seem to look odd after. I think they just inject fat or something, it's not extra erectile tissue One thing I saw that looks like it helps and looks fairly natural is this op that cuts a certain muscle/tendon just above it which allows it to hang lower, making it appear larger.
Are you thinking of having that done
In a non boastful way, I don't think I really need it (people may disagree). I would only consider a operation of there was a real medical need.
Like it was chopped off
Well I mean any sort of op, not just enlargement...
Oh so not like when that guy had it chopped off "Billybob whatshisname | |||
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"A penis pump Or just undergo a penis extension if anyone is crazy to do that Saw about that on TV once, tbh doesn't look great, it's like breast enhancements, they seem to look odd after. I think they just inject fat or something, it's not extra erectile tissue One thing I saw that looks like it helps and looks fairly natural is this op that cuts a certain muscle/tendon just above it which allows it to hang lower, making it appear larger.
Are you thinking of having that done
In a non boastful way, I don't think I really need it (people may disagree). I would only consider a operation of there was a real medical need.
Like it was chopped off
Well I mean any sort of op, not just enlargement...
Oh so not like when that guy had it chopped off
Billybob whatshisname"Didn't know he did that. I read he was hung like a donkey though. Can't say I'd mind being larger (unsurprisingly) | |||
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"Sorry, wish I could help "Your friend" but not something Iv'e ever tried! Interesting question. We've all seen the adverts. I've always viewed them with more than a tad of scepticism though! I miracle pill to make it bigger? Imagine us all walking around with monster cocks in our pants of they worked? Morpheus, I choose the red pill!! *one for the nerds.
Surely if you intend to enter a rabbits hole...you need to ("your friend" needs to) make it smaller not bigger
Oh that's good, I appreciate that.
Just started to turn my 13 year old son on to the Matrix and watched the first one this weekend.
Don't bother going any further. You'll confuse him.
Chase sequences and fights are awesome in the next two, but storyline wise, hopeless and falls short of the first film. I bet your kid was blown away. I remember first time I watched it, I was marvelled by it.
Best description of the 2 sequels right there.
Should have never have been made!"I dunno. It's like a really really good idea, done really badly. Talk about over complicate things. I bought the trilogy (I call it the trinity  ) on DVD.
I then bought the Matrix on BluRay in its own. I now refuse to watch the other 2. | |||
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Gloucester area back in September - Google it.
Not entirely sure how you do that. | |||
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"Pills don’t work. The only way you could get them to work would be take a generic growth hormone which would give you acromegaly aka Andre the giant. You don’t want that. Stretching would work i you could be bothered. Just like stretching ear lobes and lips, all tissue can be stretched. Various recommendations - several hours a day for several months may give you an inch or more. Oops. That’s meant to say surgery works for flaccid LENGTH but not erect. Surgery works for flaccid and erect girth. Surgery works for flaccid girth but not erect (ligamentolysis) and fat injection works for girth but you probably need it 2-3 times and risk uneven results. A scaffolding technique is brutal, may work,but not enough evidence yet. If you’re looking at surgery contact a specialist centre like London Andrology inst. If you want it for sexual purposes you could just use an enlargement sheath? We’ve got a number of them among our toys and they are fun on occasion. " | |||
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"I bought a penis enlarger off eBay for 20 quid....fuckers sent me a magnifying glass "Brilliant | |||
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"Never mind Billybob whatshisname. What about the guy who chopped his penis off in a circular saw accident.
Gloucester area back in September - Google it.
Not entirely sure how you do that."Oh my | |||
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"Never mind Billybob whatshisname. What about the guy who chopped his penis off in a circular saw accident.
Gloucester area back in September - Google it.
Not entirely sure how you do that.
Oh my "8 hours of surgery | |||
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"A penis pump Or just undergo a penis extension if anyone is crazy to do that Saw about that on TV once, tbh doesn't look great, it's like breast enhancements, they seem to look odd after. I think they just inject fat or something, it's not extra erectile tissue One thing I saw that looks like it helps and looks fairly natural is this op that cuts a certain muscle/tendon just above it which allows it to hang lower, making it appear larger.
Are you thinking of having that done
In a non boastful way, I don't think I really need it (people may disagree). I would only consider a operation of there was a real medical need.
Like it was chopped off
Well I mean any sort of op, not just enlargement...
Oh so not like when that guy had it chopped off
Billybob whatshisname
Didn't know he did that. I read he was hung like a donkey though. Can't say I'd mind being larger (unsurprisingly)"Haven't a clue if he was hung like a donkey | |||
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"Never mind Billybob whatshisname. What about the guy who chopped his penis off in a circular saw accident.
Gloucester area back in September - Google it.
Not entirely sure how you do that.
Oh my
8 hours of surgery "That's got to make the eyes water  | |||
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"Never mind Billybob whatshisname. What about the guy who chopped his penis off in a circular saw accident.
Gloucester area back in September - Google it.
Not entirely sure how you do that.
Oh my
8 hours of surgery
That's got to make the eyes water "I'm a woman and I'm crossing my legs | |||
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"Never mind Billybob whatshisname. What about the guy who chopped his penis off in a circular saw accident.
Gloucester area back in September - Google it.
Not entirely sure how you do that.
Oh my
8 hours of surgery
That's got to make the eyes water
I'm a woman and I'm crossing my legs "Yep just checked ...definitly a woman | |||
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"Never mind Billybob whatshisname. What about the guy who chopped his penis off in a circular saw accident.
Gloucester area back in September - Google it.
Not entirely sure how you do that.
Oh my
8 hours of surgery " how the hell was the saw inbetween his legs? | |||
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"Never mind Billybob whatshisname. What about the guy who chopped his penis off in a circular saw accident.
Gloucester area back in September - Google it.
Not entirely sure how you do that.
Oh my
8 hours of surgery
how the hell was the saw inbetween his legs? "It was a horrific industrial accident it says Doesn't give exact details or I've just skimmed through it and missed it | |||
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