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By *nH_Herts OP   Man
over a year ago

Weymouth

Hi all,

I know there is a post on here already about "Vasectomy" but here is my review on the new method.

I have been thinking about it for a couple of years now, but the thought of a needle anywhere near my sack puts me right off. But.... There is a new(ish) way now. It's called "No scalpel Vasectomy" and I had it done last Friday.

So easy and quick. Filled out a form online, they called me back, booked it there and then, had it done a week later.

When I turned up, only waited around for a while, then in I went.

There is no need for a needle now as the anesthetic is a high pressure gadget, (bit like a reverse solder sucker for those who know what i mean). A few squirts with that and it's 100% numb. Next up, a small hole is made, the Vas hooked out, cut and cauterized. All done, no pain at all. (About 10 mins).

When I got home, there was slight pain but this was taken care of with a couple of pain killers.

So here I am writing this 72 hours afterwards with only a slight pain if i touch the area affected.

When it comes to getting tested, there is no need to go back up there and go to a room on my own with a mag. Oh no, I can do it at home and send it off in the pre paid envelope. Nice.

I went private, (£325) but i know the place I went to takes NHS people as well.

I hope this review is of use to someone, just wanted to share it with you.

Any questions, please ask.

AnH (Andy)

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By *edditchcpl69Couple
over a year ago

REDDITCH

reverse solder sucker

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By *nH_Herts OP   Man
over a year ago

Weymouth

Best way to describe it really. (Those in electronics will know what I mean).

About the size of a tube of smarties. High pressure jet of spray comes out and goes straight into the skin. Feels like pinging an elastic band on the skin. Doesn't hurt though. Only on the sack, not the nuts, (ouch at just the thought of that).

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

While the processing the patients might be new the method is not. It's been available for some 15 years or more.

I had mine done the 'mechanical' way, it was absolute HELL. Couldn't get out of bed for a week and for the following week had to carry my bollocks if I moved around.

At the same time a neighbour had his done by the same method as the OP. Went to the local surgery at 12:00 and was home and playing football with his kids and hour later!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had mine done on NHS back in 1989 by old standard method, and have to say that I didn't have any probs what so ever, didn't even have a bruise.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"had mine done on NHS back in 1989 by old standard method, and have to say that I didn't have any probs what so ever, didn't even have a bruise. "

Was that the 2 bricks and a stick to bite on method

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still giggle over the news article about a scheme in India to cut down on the population. In one state there were lots of bandits who saw it as a status symbol to own a rifle. The other problem was huge rise in the population of that state

So in order to encourage the men to have a vasectomy the authorities gave them a gun permit in return for being sterilised!

So from an unsafe shooter to another unsafe shooter!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had mine done the old way. Second one felt like they were pulling out my heart! Sex that evening, bruised balls the day after, all good. With the added bonus your balls float in the bath!

M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Each time I was in labour I offered my partner a needle-less vasectomy........ as in present your nackerbag to my teeth and let me bite the fekkrs off!

Neither partner complained about a small prick and a stitch after my offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is a needle to the testicles really that bad???

could they not put some numbing gel like dentists use before injecting the gums?

i had an epidural.. you guys are a bunch of pussies :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger ya lucky git lol I had mine about 8 years ago it took months to heal and even came open a few times lol the way it stopped and healed was me swimming on the sea off gran caneria whilst on a three week hol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you believe that they even offered my partner a general anaesthetic? ffs! What need is there to put a man under for a vasectomy?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

had mine done in 1987 - still used bricks back then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is a needle to the testicles really that bad???

could they not put some numbing gel like dentists use before injecting the gums?

i had an epidural.. you guys are a bunch of pussies :D "

A needle "in" the nuts...

It is into the sac...

Me...totally safe sex for me...

Condoms... Plus the double V twice... Plus the ex did a fair job of rippin out what was left...;-)

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By *ussiebloke40Man
over a year ago

kings lynn

mind was done the old way at the same time as a hernia operation so i was out cold

I had jack off into a tube at home, then tuck it in my armpit to keep warm, then race to hospital on motorbike to get it tested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tks for that Andy, it's top of my list of priorities to get done as soon as our little one is born safely into the world. The process you described sounds ideal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Each time I was in labour I offered my partner a needle-less vasectomy........ as in present your nackerbag to my teeth and let me bite the fekkrs off!

Neither partner complained about a small prick and a stitch after my offer. "

And you thought anal would hurt. Bet you wished you'd listened to him then eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An optimistic mate of ours rode his pushbike to the clinic to have the op.

Needless to say it was left locked up outside the clinic for a few days afterwards.

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An optimistic mate of ours rode his pushbike to the clinic to have the op.

Needless to say it was left locked up outside the clinic for a few days afterwards.

XXXX"

My brother in law road to his appointment on his 1000cc Moto Guzzi, had the op and road home again. Like me, he didn't have any probs either.

A mate ours had his op at the same place we had ours done and he was black with bruising fro his navel to his knees. He wouldn't have time off work and sat at his desk with his trousers round his ankles, and he really looked in pain. We said, "come on mate, it can't be that bad, we've had it done too and we're both fine" he said, "yeah but do your balls look like this?" He wheeled his chair from behind his desk and his balls were like space hoppers. Black space hoppers at that.

He couldn't have a shag for weeks and weeks after. Poor fucker was proper fucked

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

Nah, should be painful

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By *nH_Herts OP   Man
over a year ago

Weymouth


"He wheeled his chair from behind his desk and his balls were like space hoppers."

LOL, made me laugh

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By *ce-2uMan
over a year ago

winsford,Chester & wirral

Had mine done 11+ yrs ago old way, no pain just felt doc pulling my tubes ready for stitches. Bruised a bit nothing to complain about even with four young kids climbing all over me LOL!!!!!!!! but whats all the fuss, look at what our woman go through in child birth etc. come on guys "MAN UP" no pain no gain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had mine done the new way, £500 and not a moments pain. (Apart from when I punched myself in the nuts to prove to my mates how painless it was - it hurt!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi all,

I know there is a post on here already about "Vasectomy" but here is my review on the new method.

I have been thinking about it for a couple of years now, but the thought of a needle anywhere near my sack puts me right off. But.... There is a new(ish) way now. It's called "No scalpel Vasectomy" and I had it done last Friday.

So easy and quick. Filled out a form online, they called me back, booked it there and then, had it done a week later.

When I turned up, only waited around for a while, then in I went.

There is no need for a needle now as the anesthetic is a high pressure gadget, (bit like a reverse solder sucker for those who know what i mean). A few squirts with that and it's 100% numb. Next up, a small hole is made, the Vas hooked out, cut and cauterized. All done, no pain at all. (About 10 mins).

When I got home, there was slight pain but this was taken care of with a couple of pain killers.

So here I am writing this 72 hours afterwards with only a slight pain if i touch the area affected.

When it comes to getting tested, there is no need to go back up there and go to a room on my own with a mag. Oh no, I can do it at home and send it off in the pre paid envelope. Nice.

I went private, (£325) but i know the place I went to takes NHS people as well.

I hope this review is of use to someone, just wanted to share it with you.

Any questions, please ask.

AnH (Andy)"

If they made a hole to get the tube out, then they must have used a scalpel, therefore was not a no scalpel vasectomy, just a keyhole procedure, also what did they use to cut the tube with? ermm.. a scalpel! and my ex had the exact same thing done in the 70's, no bruising, no pain and was shagging a few hours later.

Devil

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By *nH_Herts OP   Man
over a year ago

Weymouth

Er no, it's called no scalpel because they don't use one. I should know, I was there.

They use a tool like scissors to make a hole by stretching the skin where the vas is. Then they hook out the tube and use surgical scissors to cut the tube.

Look up videos of it online and you'll see that no scalpels are used.

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

A former work mate of mine in the mid 1970`s got his done "privately" by a doctor who performed the op on his kitchen table! Needless to say, once he got found out, the doctor got struck off!

Not sure if vasectomys were freely available back then.

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Two words that dont belong in the same sentence...'scalpel' and 'bollocks'!

Having said that after seeing what a woman goes through to have a sproglet then its more than worth having it done.

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By *umbriaman1962Man
over a year ago

outside of penrith

had mine done 12+ years ago old way ,

2 pain killers that night sex one the next night balls felt heavy than normal for few days but nothing that bad

best thing i ever had done far better than wife on pill or what ever

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By *riseeTV/TS
over a year ago

MacKay


"Each time I was in labour I offered my partner a needle-less vasectomy........ as in present your nackerbag to my teeth and let me bite the fekkrs off!

Neither partner complained about a small prick and a stitch after my offer. "

You encouraged a partner to sterilise and then the relationship ended?

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