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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When someone asks how many people you had sex with, what counts as sex?

Cock in pussy

Cock in mouth

Fingers in pussy

Strap-on in arse

....Or what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When someone asks how many people you had sex with, what counts as sex?

Cock in pussy

Cock in mouth

Fingers in pussy

Strap-on in arse

....Or what? "

It depends if you're asking Mr Clinton or Mrs Clinton.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How’s about none there business lol if it’s a lot just say had much experience lol

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"When someone asks how many people you had sex with, what counts as sex?

Cock in pussy

Cock in mouth

Fingers in pussy

Strap-on in arse

....Or what? "

All of the above

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Penetration

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By *wesomeSauce!Man
over a year ago

Brighton


"When someone asks how many people you had sex with, what counts as sex?

Cock in pussy

Cock in mouth

Fingers in pussy

Strap-on in arse

....Or what?

It depends if you're asking Mr Clinton or Mrs Clinton."

Dammit! The only reason I popped into this thread was to say that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When someone asks how many people you had sex with, what counts as sex?

Cock in pussy

Cock in mouth

Fingers in pussy

Strap-on in arse

....Or what?

All of the above "

Anything else though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When someone asks how many people you had sex with, what counts as sex?

Cock in pussy

Cock in mouth

Fingers in pussy

Strap-on in arse

....Or what?

It depends if you're asking Mr Clinton or Mrs Clinton.

Dammit! The only reason I popped into this thread was to say that!

"

I know right? Before Bill came along the last three letters of the phrase "Oral sex " made it a dead giveway. Then old Mr President came along and made the whole thing debatable. Now it's not really sex until a child is conceived. And even then....

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"When someone asks how many people you had sex with, what counts as sex?

Cock in pussy

Cock in mouth

Fingers in pussy

Strap-on in arse

....Or what? "

Cock in pussy. If a teenge boy has the good fortune to finger the girls hockey team and then tells the boys rugby team that he had "sex" with the girls hockey team then he'd be called out as a bullshitter and punished accordingly. Trust me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When someone asks how many people you had sex with, what counts as sex?

Cock in pussy

Cock in mouth

Fingers in pussy

Strap-on in arse

....Or what?

Cock in pussy. If a teenge boy has the good fortune to finger the girls hockey team and then tells the boys rugby team that he had "sex" with the girls hockey team then he'd be called out as a bullshitter and punished accordingly. Trust me. "

You sound bitter.

In that case I'm a virgin.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"When someone asks how many people you had sex with, what counts as sex?

Cock in pussy

Cock in mouth

Fingers in pussy

Strap-on in arse

....Or what?

It depends if you're asking Mr Clinton or Mrs Clinton.

Dammit! The only reason I popped into this thread was to say that!

I know right? Before Bill came along the last three letters of the phrase "Oral sex " made it a dead giveway. Then old Mr President came along and made the whole thing debatable. Now it's not really sex until a child is conceived. And even then...."

Ah clinton:"It depends upon what themeaning of the word 'is' is" - and people think Bush was the first person to say stupid things in the whitehouse

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"When someone asks how many people you had sex with, what counts as sex?

Cock in pussy

Cock in mouth

Fingers in pussy

Strap-on in arse

....Or what?

Cock in pussy. If a teenge boy has the good fortune to finger the girls hockey team and then tells the boys rugby team that he had "sex" with the girls hockey team then he'd be called out as a bullshitter and punished accordingly. Trust me.

You sound bitter.

In that case I'm a virgin. "

Too right. I'm the king of 'second base friend-zone fun' that goes no further

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When someone asks how many people you had sex with, what counts as sex?

Cock in pussy

Cock in mouth

Fingers in pussy

Strap-on in arse

....Or what?

Cock in pussy. If a teenge boy has the good fortune to finger the girls hockey team and then tells the boys rugby team that he had "sex" with the girls hockey team then he'd be called out as a bullshitter and punished accordingly. Trust me. "

Just wait until the same guy tries to finger the rugby team and tell them there's nothing sexual about it

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"When someone asks how many people you had sex with, what counts as sex?

Cock in pussy

Cock in mouth

Fingers in pussy

Strap-on in arse

....Or what?

Cock in pussy. If a teenge boy has the good fortune to finger the girls hockey team and then tells the boys rugby team that he had "sex" with the girls hockey team then he'd be called out as a bullshitter and punished accordingly. Trust me.

Just wait until the same guy tries to finger the rugby team and tell them there's nothing sexual about it "

Nothing sexual about checking for prostate cancer bro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When someone asks how many people you had sex with, what counts as sex?

Cock in pussy

Cock in mouth

Fingers in pussy

Strap-on in arse

....Or what?

Cock in pussy. If a teenge boy has the good fortune to finger the girls hockey team and then tells the boys rugby team that he had "sex" with the girls hockey team then he'd be called out as a bullshitter and punished accordingly. Trust me.

Just wait until the same guy tries to finger the rugby team and tell them there's nothing sexual about it

Nothing sexual about checking for prostate cancer bro "

Ah the old "teenage proctologist" defence... never holds up in court...

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

Fucking, as far as we are concerned!

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