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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OVERHEARD ON TRAIN!

Old lass, talking to her travelling companions well, the entire carriage, to be honest about home life on her street, and how she supports the local woolshop, greengrocer and, in a small way, butcher.

"If I know Brian's coming, I'll get a slice of ham...."

Aw...there's nice - or IS IT?

Possibilities:

1 - Brian is a favourite friend, or family member, and she buys ham because there's nothing he likes better than a nice ham salad.

2 - Brian HATES ham, and she's trying to get him to stop coming round.

3 - Brian is a really bad actor, and this is her way of toying with his fragile artistic ego.

4 - Brian belongs to a religion to which porcine products are anathema, and she is conducting a zealous campaign of fundamental bigotry against him.

5 - Brian is SERIOUSLY allergic to ham, and she's trying to kill him.

6 - Brian was badly frightened by a slice of ham as a child, and she's driving him into a downward spiral of doubt and, eventually, madness."Eat your salmon, Brian.what's that, dear? NOOOOO, of course it's not HAM!

7 - Brian is, in fact, the snail off The Magic Roundabout....

Your thoughts please

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I think Brian should buy his own ham and stop taking advantage of an old lady. Going round for his tea and eating her out of house and home.

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By *oubyLoverWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Brian's probably a dog

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brian's probably a dog "

Good thinking. Or perhaps her imaginary friend,by choice. Thus perhaps making her a ham adict.

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

You have too much time on your hands to contemplate ham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A slice of ham" is code word for drugs?

It's the new hip word perhaps, and soon profiles will pop up on fab declaring they're ham friendly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could she infact be referring to bryans penis and was just making a random statement about how she will be getting the D if bryan is round?

'If bryan is coming over ill get a nice thick juicy piece of ham'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""A slice of ham" is code word for drugs?

It's the new hip word perhaps, and soon profiles will pop up on fab declaring they're ham friendly? "

hahaha, love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello again OP, it was me on the train.

I like Brian to wrap a slice of ham round his cock because my fanny is very slack and without the ham it doesn't touch the sides.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello again OP, it was me on the train.

I like Brian to wrap a slice of ham round his cock because my fanny is very slack and without the ham it doesn't touch the sides. "

I thought I recognised the heels dear

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By *rightonfranceMan
over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

Shes an old lady.. you sure she doesn't mean spam

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM wonderful spam

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"Hello again OP, it was me on the train.

I like Brian to wrap a slice of ham round his cock because my fanny is very slack and without the ham it doesn't touch the sides. "

Post of the day. Boom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brian is not the messiah

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Brian is coming (cuming) and a slice of ham. Tis a fetish for food fucking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I this thread "

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brian is someone's husband who isn't allowed meat because wife won't allow it in there home .so brian goes to her home bonks her as a thank you for eating her ham

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"Brian is someone's husband who isn't allowed meat because wife won't allow it in there home .so brian goes to her home bonks her as a thank you for eating her ham "

Is he a vag-atarian at home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brian is someone's husband who isn't allowed meat because wife won't allow it in there home .so brian goes to her home bonks her as a thank you for eating her ham

Is he a vag-atarian at home "

Lol yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brian is someone's husband who isn't allowed meat because wife won't allow it in there home .so brian goes to her home bonks her as a thank you for eating her ham

Is he a vag-atarian at home "

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By *wesomeSauce!Man
over a year ago

Brighton

[Removed by poster at 06/11/17 20:46:17]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooh. Just found this in the urban dictionary...

A slice of ham can be used in many various situations. One being: when seeing something you approve of (ie. typically an attractive male or female).

Male 1: "Aww have you seen her?"

Male 2: "Aye, she's a proper slice of ham!"

or

Female 1: "Thought I'd buy us a pizza for dinner!"

Female 2: "Aww! You slice of ham! Get it!"

So I'm thinking that Brian brings round a mate for a threesome...

"

I like the way you have thought that ham sandwich through

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By *wesomeSauce!Man
over a year ago

Brighton

Ooooh. Just found this in the urban dictionary...

A slice of ham can be used in many various situations. One being: when seeing something you approve of (ie. typically an attractive male or female).

Male 1: "Aww have you seen her?"

Male 2: "Aye, she's a proper slice of ham!"

or

Female 1: "Thought I'd buy us a pizza for dinner!"

Female 2: "Aww! You slice of ham! Get it!"

So I'm thinking that she invites one of her hot friends over for Brian - obviously fabsters...

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By *w214Couple
over a year ago

Wirral

You should invest in some earphones and an audio book

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By *wesomeSauce!Man
over a year ago

Brighton


"

I like the way you have thought that ham sandwich through"

I probably ruined it now since I deleted and reposted it with a correction...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I like the way you have thought that ham sandwich through

I probably ruined it now since I deleted and reposted it with a correction..."

hahaha it don`t matter as I remember your first response about the three some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Brian .... well that’s fucked that up for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am Brian .... well that’s fucked that up for me "

Your not the Messiah, your a very naughty boy. Now go away !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You should invest in some earphones and an audio book "

Indeedy

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Hello again OP, it was me on the train.

I like Brian to wrap a slice of ham round his cock because my fanny is very slack and without the ham it doesn't touch the sides. "

Sausage and ham combo no less

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This reminds me of the Facebook campaign for the poor child with a fatal condition - turned out to be a child with a slice of ham on their face. Someone had ripped out holes for his eyes.

Maybe it was Brian?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This reminds me of the Facebook campaign for the poor child with a fatal condition - turned out to be a child with a slice of ham on their face. Someone had ripped out holes for his eyes.

Maybe it was Brian?"

Maybe it was

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