FabSwingers.com forum: squirting

By *ob jones OP Man
over a year ago

Wales

Is this something all women can do, but just need the right buttons pressed or

Me and my Mrs have great sex she loves her toys but she has never squirted...

Please help...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of (loads and loads) previous threads on this topic. Try searching the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We googled it and found loads of info. It turns out Her was on the brink often but held it off due to the feeling of needing to pee which is a common feeling.

Her squirted for the first time last weekend and it was a massive turn on for both of us. Cant wait for Her to squirt over my face next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi

Is this something all women can do, but just need the right buttons pressed or

Me and my Mrs have great sex she loves her toys but she has never squirted...

Please help..."

Dependant. Always helps to need to piss as after all its just sexy form of pissing

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

You need to stimulate her piss glands more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to stimulate her piss glands more

Hahaha! ! Piss glands!!

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By *ylonLover99Man
over a year ago

Sandy

In my experience it varies from person to person.... There's still some dispute as to whether it's urine or another fluid. Sometimes it's obviously the former but at others it's very very sweet and has no odour.... Different strokes n all that.

Pub bullshit fact, the BFI doesn't recognise squirting as a thing and so anything that contains it is classed as urination which banned under their puritanical rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until last month, I would say I don't squirt.

Thanks to a very talented young man I have been proved wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never squirted loads but had the odd dribble but doesn't really bother me.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"You need to stimulate her piss glands more

Hahaha! ! Piss glands!!"

I am right aren't I?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm...sorry folks it is NOT "piss". I can gush for England and be dying for a wee after...u need a very talented man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to stimulate her piss glands more

Hahaha! ! Piss glands!!

I am right aren't I?!

You really are. Squirmed once and shockingly it was when I really needed a wee and had half a hand jabbing away at me hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm...sorry folks it is NOT "piss". I can gush for England and be dying for a wee after...u need a very talented man"

Scientifically proven, it is pissing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm...sorry folks it is NOT "piss". I can gush for England and be dying for a wee after...u need a very talented man

Scientifically proven, it is pissing.

This will piss a lot of ppl off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm...sorry folks it is NOT "piss". I can gush for England and be dying for a wee after...u need a very talented man

Scientifically proven, it is pissing.

This will piss a lot of ppl off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"https://www.redtube.com/15878

Learn and enjoy. Makes sure shes relaxed enough. Never failed to make woman Squirt."

You mean piss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come to Gran canaria and experience yourself

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I'd rather they make more of an effort to make me orgasm and no it's not the same thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come to Gran canaria and experience yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is another piss take!

There is a difference between female ejaculation and the so called squirting.

There is only one organ that can expunge large amounts of fluids from the body and it's not the vagina!

It's urine released in a moment of Tenna need!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it definitely doesnt smell like urine my friend and it doesnt look like one. But Yeah keep disbeliving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well it definitely doesnt smell like urine my friend and it doesnt look like one. But Yeah keep disbeliving."

That's a song isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont know but must be some broken record

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well it definitely doesnt smell like urine my friend and it doesnt look like one. But Yeah keep disbeliving.

That's a song isn't it?"

No you are thing of the urine remains the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh here we go again lol

Its Piss

NO IT'S NOT PISS IT DOESN'T LOOK YELLOW

Oh but it's partly piss

IT'S JUST COMMING FROM THE SQUIRT GLAND

Where is the squirt gland in your urethra

IT ISN'T PISS

But those French scientists have researched it apparently its not PISS

WHO CARES IF IT'S PISS ITS FUN AND DOESN'T SMELL LIKE AN OLD BUS SHELTER

Just because it doesn't smell it doesn't mean it's piss

I HATE SQUIRT FROM SMOKERS IT SMELLS LIKE NICOTINE

Oh your piss sorry squirt will smell lovely if you eat pineapple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm...sorry folks it is NOT "piss". I can gush for England and be dying for a wee after...u need a very talented man"

I'm the same but I think it's largely made up of piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I squirt all the time. Lots of mess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well its an ejaculation. Who cares Whats inside to be honest, as long its an amazing orgasm for a woman i dont have a problem with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fingers in and curve upwards pull back on her like almost trying to reach her clit from behind real fast and hard she will squirt everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fingers in and curve upwards pull back on her like almost trying to reach her clit from behind real fast and hard she will squirt everywhere

Thats the one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fingers in and curve upwards pull back on her like almost trying to reach her clit from behind real fast and hard she will squirt everywhere

Thats the one

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By *heGriswoldsCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

I squirt sometimes and I’m still not sure what it is.....generally though it’s from using my wand, not penetration!!! Hubby loves watching, proper turn on for him!!!

We have the same conversation every time It happens and can never figure it out.....just one of those things!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I squirt sometimes and I’m still not sure what it is.....generally though it’s from using my wand, not penetration!!! Hubby loves watching, proper turn on for him!!!

We have the same conversation every time It happens and can never figure it out.....just one of those things!!! "

Its a gland just behind the clit thats full and when penitrated it squirts its like a peeing sensation when a woman squirts (as ave been told on many occations)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I squirt sometimes and I’m still not sure what it is.....generally though it’s from using my wand, not penetration!!! Hubby loves watching, proper turn on for him!!!

We have the same conversation every time It happens and can never figure it out.....just one of those things!!!

Its a gland just behind the clit thats full and when penitrated it squirts its like a peeing sensation when a woman squirts (as ave been told on many occations) "
That gland happens to be the bladder!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi

Is this something all women can do, but just need the right buttons pressed or

Me and my Mrs have great sex she loves her toys but she has never squirted...

Please help...

Dependant. Always helps to need to piss as after all its just sexy form of pissing "

Ate you speaking from experience? Are you a squirter ?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Come to Gran canaria and experience yourself

Can you pay for my flights?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I squirt sometimes and I’m still not sure what it is.....generally though it’s from using my wand, not penetration!!! Hubby loves watching, proper turn on for him!!!

We have the same conversation every time It happens and can never figure it out.....just one of those things!!!

Its a gland just behind the clit thats full and when penitrated it squirts its like a peeing sensation when a woman squirts (as ave been told on many occations) That gland happens to be the bladder!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come to Gran canaria and experience yourself

Can you pay for my flights?

Sorted gorgeous woman no problem!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Come to Gran canaria and experience yourself

Can you pay for my flights?

Sorted gorgeous woman no problem!"

It wasn't you that said it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come to Gran canaria and experience yourself

Can you pay for my flights?

Sorted gorgeous woman no problem!

It wasn't you that said it

But the offer stands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to stimulate her piss glands more

Hahaha! ! Piss glands!!

I am right aren't I?!

Yep it's piss but we are one of a very few that accept the fact on fab. The squirters don't want to believe their pelvic floor is shot to pieces and they have no bladder control during excessive finger blasting .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I squirt sometimes and I’m still not sure what it is.....generally though it’s from using my wand, not penetration!!! Hubby loves watching, proper turn on for him!!!

We have the same conversation every time It happens and can never figure it out.....just one of those things!!!

Its a gland just behind the clit thats full and when penitrated it squirts its like a peeing sensation when a woman squirts (as ave been told on many occations) "

Which gland behind the clit is that then. As a midwife with an extensive knowledge of vaginas I've never heard or come across such a gland. Actually lol at this comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi

Is this something all women can do, but just need the right buttons pressed or

Me and my Mrs have great sex she loves her toys but she has never squirted...

Please help..."

You really want a wife who wets herself?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"You need to stimulate her piss glands more

Hahaha! ! Piss glands!!

I am right aren't I?!

I'm not brave enough to say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to stimulate her piss glands more

Hahaha! ! Piss glands!!

I am right aren't I?!

I'm not brave enough to say that

Too many can’t admit it’s a problem and too many guys who think they’re ‘amazing lovers’ because they made someone wet themselves.

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By *indandfireCouple
over a year ago

ashbourne

Erm bladder is connected to the urethra and when I squirt it comes from the vagina. Cock or toy makes me squirt but creates a dam and when removed the fluid pours out of vagina. Not from bladder at all. AND after squirting cupfuls and soaking sheets and bath towels I am desperate to pee and produce a bladder full.

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By *indandfireCouple
over a year ago

ashbourne

Those who don’t or haven’t yet squirted tend to side with weak bladder idea. Those who have experienced it know different. Only one way for the non squirters to change their mind fellas.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to stimulate her piss glands more

Hahaha! ! Piss glands!!

I am right aren't I?!

I would guess that you have never experienced a squirt / gush ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have they discovered the secret hidden lady testicles from where the lady squirting is stored yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh here we go again lol

Its Piss

NO IT'S NOT PISS IT DOESN'T LOOK YELLOW

Oh but it's partly piss

IT'S JUST COMMING FROM THE SQUIRT GLAND

Where is the squirt gland in your urethra

IT ISN'T PISS

But those French scientists have researched it apparently its not PISS

WHO CARES IF IT'S PISS ITS FUN AND DOESN'T SMELL LIKE AN OLD BUS SHELTER

Just because it doesn't smell it doesn't mean it's piss

I HATE SQUIRT FROM SMOKERS IT SMELLS LIKE NICOTINE

Oh your piss sorry squirt will smell lovely if you eat pineapple

Oh shut up its piss lol

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By *LUFFER200Man
over a year ago

North Devon

I'll just carry on licking, piss or other fluid, doesn't matter either way as long as the lady is enjoying my tongue. Sometimes difficult to find women with the confidence to let their fluids flow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fingers in and curve upwards pull back on her like almost trying to reach her clit from behind real fast and hard she will squirt everywhere

Thats the one

Soon as a man curves his fingers inside me he's a goner. It's taken me years to recover (and still not there yet) from someone trying to destroy my urethra from inside my vagina. It's a party trick and I don't want any of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The trolls are certainly out in force tonight."

I'm not a troll. I'm someone who used to enjoy sex, without someone trying to force piss out of me with his curved up fingers.

Whichever fucking idiot cunt porn director it was who made this a thing deserves to have his prostate bashed to bits by a man with huge hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she drinks red bull prior to squirting it will taste lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The trolls are certainly out in force tonight.

I'm not a troll. I'm someone who used to enjoy sex, without someone trying to force piss out of me with his curved up fingers.

Whichever fucking idiot cunt porn director it was who made this a thing deserves to have his prostate bashed to bits by a man with huge hands.

Never suggested you were a troll and sorry you had such a terrible experience.

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By *rief EncountersCouple
over a year ago

on the Oxfordshire Borders

"Well its an ejaculation. Who cares Whats inside to be honest, as long its an amazing orgasm for a woman i dont have a problem with it. "

Well for a lot of women, myself included, gushing and orgasm are 2 totally unrelated things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a man I ejaculate stuff from my testicles. Now they're not massive but then the amount they ejaculate isn't huge (makes a small stain on the sheet etc.)

Compare that to the quantity of fluid 'ejaculated' by women who squirt/gush.

Now just how large would their equivalent testicles need to be to store that amount of fluid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a man I ejaculate stuff from my testicles. Now they're not massive but then the amount they ejaculate isn't huge (makes a small stain on the sheet etc.)

Compare that to the quantity of fluid 'ejaculated' by women who squirt/gush.

Now just how large would their equivalent testicles need to be to store that amount of fluid?

Ah. So it's the male talking ...

And we are back to lady testicles again ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a man I ejaculate stuff from my testicles. Now they're not massive but then the amount they ejaculate isn't huge (makes a small stain on the sheet etc.)

Compare that to the quantity of fluid 'ejaculated' by women who squirt/gush.

Now just how large would their equivalent testicles need to be to store that amount of fluid?

Bladder sized?

(the bladder is constantly filling up, which is why one can pee even if one has soaked a bed. Also, some bladders retain some pee, even after emptying). Bladder training is serious stuff you know.

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By *iWifeHappyLifeCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Anyone who thinks it's just piss needs to Google the Skenes glands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone who thinks it's just piss needs to Google the Skenes glands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well one lady i made squirt or gush what ever you want to call it said its not wee, its a build up of fluid ,its not an orgasm either , and shes a nurse,

the other lady, well hers was yellow , looked like wee, i think it was wee,

im not sure about it , my mattress was 1200 quid and id rather keep it nice and clean and fresh..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well one lady i made squirt or gush what ever you want to call it said its not wee, its a build up of fluid ,its not an orgasm either , and shes a nurse,

the other lady, well hers was yellow , looked like wee, i think it was wee,

im not sure about it , my mattress was 1200 quid and id rather keep it nice and clean and fresh.........."

A doctor told me it's urine-which is 95% water by the way. Urine comes in many shades of yellow and colourless. It can smell of nothing, or anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone who thinks it's just piss needs to Google the Skenes glands

They are not capable of producing enough fluid to soak a mattress. Or work hard enough to supply the urethra with that amount of fluid. If you Google long enough you'll get many different explanations of what they do. They were discovered in the 50s and have had very little research on them since. A lot of articles are by people rehashing old articles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It a piss and all you fabbers claiming it's not are in denial. Give it time your mattress will smell like one out of a bad old people's home but then maybe your sense of smell has gone as much as your pelvic floors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It a piss and all you fabbers claiming it's not are in denial. Give it time your mattress will smell like one out of a bad old people's home but then maybe your sense of smell has gone as much as your pelvic floors."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once farted and followed through. It wasn't shit though, just bum squirt.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"Plenty of (loads and loads) previous threads on this topic. Try searching the forums."

Or ask away in the swinging forum

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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It is piss. One of my veris says so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is piss. One of my veris says so."

I like how you don’t piss around with responses Honey

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

To the OP, as your question has been overlooked, if you start another thread asking for advice I will make sure it stays an advice thread.

For anyone else who wants to discuss whether it is piss or not, start another thread. For the people who can't debate without attacking people for having a different view, please read the forum rules

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