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"I look at women and couples profiles...it doesn't mean I want to shag them "I bet you do, though!  | |||
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"I look at women and couples profiles...it doesn't mean I want to shag them
I bet you do, though! "Well to be honest, the men yeah....so I lied
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"Competition? Lol, in Liverpool? Anyway... If its a competition we must get points, and what do points mean? " I'm Bisexual by the way, not straight  | |||
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"Your all mad (Pauly disappears down the street, waving his hands over his head like some crazed Gorilla), stop looking at me arghhhhhhh! Seriously, its just a cock, I woke up one morning and there it was all bright and shiny..." shiny?  | |||
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"Your all mad (Pauly disappears down the street, waving his hands over his head like some crazed Gorilla), stop looking at me arghhhhhhh! Seriously, its just a cock, I woke up one morning and there it was all bright and shiny... shiny? "Must have been the door knob | |||
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Not really, you're all good, I just get so shy (lol so not true)
As for being bi, cool banana's my friend, stare away, I feel all empowered now....
Isn't everyones shiny??  | |||
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"I dislike you all
Not really, you're all good, I just get so shy (lol so not true)
As for being bi, cool banana's my friend, stare away, I feel all empowered now....
Isn't everyones shiny?? "the end is usually but thats after a session with the floor buffer | |||
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"....by single, straight men. Why? Confused of Devon....." got a mail sent yesterday an he became abusive when i ask him if he read my profile, i think he didn't, as i am straight an he is as well.(an i am aware of the block single men) anyways i get check out all the time it dose not bother me who or what some say its competition whats on profile etc | |||
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"I dislike you all
Not really, you're all good, I just get so shy (lol so not true)
As for being bi, cool banana's my friend, stare away, I feel all empowered now....
Isn't everyones shiny?? "We prefer a matt finish | |||
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"I dislike you all
Not really, you're all good, I just get so shy (lol so not true)
As for being bi, cool banana's my friend, stare away, I feel all empowered now....
Isn't everyones shiny??
We prefer a matt finish "Who's Matt? | |||
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"I dislike you all
Not really, you're all good, I just get so shy (lol so not true)
As for being bi, cool banana's my friend, stare away, I feel all empowered now....
Isn't everyones shiny??
We prefer a matt finish
Who's Matt?" | |||
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"Pauly its because your cock looks like some beast going in for a drink....or is that just my warped mind????? " Beast? A bloody beast? Well I have never been so insulted in all my life (but I have only been using the forums a week so....) Bloody beast (Pauly, mumbles his way to the camera.....bloody beast...... | |||
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"How do they know you are straight until they have looked at your profile? "Good point, well made (damn!) | |||
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"I'd be flattered if someone called mine a beast....instead of a maggot" Could be worse, could be a Walnut Whip | |||
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"....by single, straight men. Why? Confused of Devon....." I blame shameless hussies asking questions about your testicles on other threads. These types should be spanked heartily. And regularly. By tall Scandinavians. With Long hair. | |||
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"I'd be flattered if someone called mine a beast....instead of a maggot Could be worse, could be a Walnut Whip "Is that what's used in vegan S&M? | |||
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"I'd be flattered if someone called mine a beast....instead of a maggot Could be worse, could be a Walnut Whip
Is that what's used in vegan S&M?"it is | |||
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"....by single, straight men. Why? Confused of Devon..... I blame shameless hussies asking questions about your testicles on other threads. These types should be spanked heartily. And regularly. By tall Scandinavians. With Long hair. "Yes its your fault....Its not a beast, its average sized ( i have seen porn), and yes I have my testicles in equilibrium, it took months to train them | |||
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"....by single, straight men. Why? Confused of Devon..... I blame shameless hussies asking questions about your testicles on other threads. These types should be spanked heartily. And regularly. By tall Scandinavians. With Long hair.
Yes its your fault....Its not a beast, its average sized ( i have seen porn), and yes I have my testicles in equilibrium, it took months to train them"I never ever ever mentioned your cock during Testicalgate Enquiry!! But I will... in PM on here or not at all you know the drill hahahahahahaha | |||
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"....by single, straight men. Why? Confused of Devon..... I blame shameless hussies asking questions about your testicles on other threads. These types should be spanked heartily. And regularly. By tall Scandinavians. With Long hair.
Yes its your fault....Its not a beast, its average sized ( i have seen porn), and yes I have my testicles in equilibrium, it took months to train them
I never ever ever mentioned your cock during Testicalgate Enquiry!!
But I will... in PM on here or not at all you know the drill hahahahahahaha"Go for it (sigh, why do I do this?) | |||
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"....by single, straight men. Why? Confused of Devon..... I blame shameless hussies asking questions about your testicles on other threads. These types should be spanked heartily. And regularly. By tall Scandinavians. With Long hair.
Yes its your fault....Its not a beast, its average sized ( i have seen porn), and yes I have my testicles in equilibrium, it took months to train them
I never ever ever mentioned your cock during Testicalgate Enquiry!!
But I will... in PM on here or not at all you know the drill hahahahahahaha
Go for it (sigh, why do I do this?)"ok you said I could..... does anyone remember the Muppets.... and erm Gonzo  | |||
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"....by single, straight men. Why? Confused of Devon..... I blame shameless hussies asking questions about your testicles on other threads. These types should be spanked heartily. And regularly. By tall Scandinavians. With Long hair.
Yes its your fault....Its not a beast, its average sized ( i have seen porn), and yes I have my testicles in equilibrium, it took months to train them
I never ever ever mentioned your cock during Testicalgate Enquiry!!
But I will... in PM on here or not at all you know the drill hahahahahahaha
Go for it (sigh, why do I do this?)
ok you said I could..... does anyone remember the Muppets.... and erm Gonzo "I hate you | |||
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" I hate you" Never have my Peter Green lyrics been so poignant.... Oh Well. I might add some more lytics to my profile.. Why do we always come here I guess we'll never know It's like a kind of torture To have to watch the show And now let's get things started Why don't you get things started It's time to get things started On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational This is what we call the Muppet Show! (Gonzo then blows his trumpet) | |||
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" I hate you Never have my Peter Green lyrics been so poignant.... Oh Well. I might add some more lytics to my profile.. Why do we always come here I guess we'll never know It's like a kind of torture To have to watch the show And now let's get things started Why don't you get things started It's time to get things started On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational This is what we call the Muppet Show! (Gonzo then blows his trumpet) "I looked at your pictures, to try and find something equally witty to say, but I couldnt, your breasts are perfect.... bollocks (oh shit, you know what I mean) | |||
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" I looked at your pictures, to try and find something equally witty to say, but I couldnt, your breasts are perfect.... bollocks (oh shit, you know what I mean)" Hells bells Im sending you a pic of my arse and thighs forthwith - you'll have a field day... not to mention my face!!! | |||
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" I looked at your pictures, to try and find something equally witty to say, but I couldnt, your breasts are perfect.... bollocks (oh shit, you know what I mean) Hells bells Im sending you a pic of my arse and thighs forthwith - you'll have a field day... not to mention my face!!!" By the way I cant blow my own trumpet, I get a crick in my neck for days.... | |||
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"....by single, straight men. Why? Confused of Devon....." for example... i now wanted to see what type of person now posted this.. so I have had to look at your profile to do that.. nothing more.... | |||
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"That's so wrong but so right Gonzo! Brill" Don't encourage her!!! (by the way gratz on third time lucky ) | |||
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"Pauly its because your cock looks like some beast going in for a drink....or is that just my warped mind????? " Haa haa haa haa...sorry Pauly, but it does! | |||
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"....by single, straight men. Why? Confused of Devon..... I blame shameless hussies asking questions about your testicles on other threads. These types should be spanked heartily. And regularly. By tall Scandinavians. With Long hair.
Yes its your fault....Its not a beast, its average sized ( i have seen porn), and yes I have my testicles in equilibrium, it took months to train them
I never ever ever mentioned your cock during Testicalgate Enquiry!!
But I will... in PM on here or not at all you know the drill hahahahahahaha
Go for it (sigh, why do I do this?)
ok you said I could..... does anyone remember the Muppets.... and erm Gonzo "i thought the same thing sorry hun xx | |||
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"Pauly its because your cock looks like some beast going in for a drink....or is that just my warped mind????? Haa haa haa haa...sorry Pauly, but it does! "How dare you!!! Its getting worse, a beast, a muppet, what next (dont, please dont answer that). Its my penis, its kinda unique and it can play the sax. The next meet I have will end in tears if they are humming the muppet theme song.... | |||
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"That's so wrong but so right Gonzo! Brill Don't encourage her!!! (by the way gratz on third time lucky ) "Oooh I think I can cope without any encouragement...
Anyway you can lead a muppet to water but you can't make it drink..... | |||
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"That's so wrong but so right Gonzo! Brill Don't encourage her!!! (by the way gratz on third time lucky )
Oooh I think I can cope without any encouragement...
Anyway you can lead a muppet to water but you can't make it drink....."I am starting to feel victimised, grrr, thats the end of my swinging days and no mistake..... | |||
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"Tell you something I also thought... what a fantastic g spot massager you would make..... perfect shape and dont forget I complimented your testicles on other thread. You have to take the rough with the smooth as Animak when he did a mfp (muppet, frog pig) with Kermit and Miss Piggy" Look its a semi alright!!! I can stand to attention if persuaded P xxx | |||
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"Tell you something I also thought... what a fantastic g spot massager you would make..... perfect shape and dont forget I complimented your testicles on other thread. You have to take the rough with the smooth as Animak when he did a mfp (muppet, frog pig) with Kermit and Miss Piggy Look its a semi alright!!! I can stand to attention if persuaded P xxx" Thats a semi? I'm a keen photographer do you fancy doing some time lapse with me? We could do Peter and the Wolf as the background music I think it would be very arty! | |||
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"Tell you something I also thought... what a fantastic g spot massager you would make..... perfect shape and dont forget I complimented your testicles on other thread. You have to take the rough with the smooth as Animak when he did a mfp (muppet, frog pig) with Kermit and Miss Piggy Look its a semi alright!!! I can stand to attention if persuaded P xxx Thats a semi? I'm a keen photographer do you fancy doing some time lapse with me? We could do Peter and the Wolf as the background music I think it would be very arty!" I am losing the will to live (thank you for the spontaneous round of applause, calm down at the back, said losing not lost). You have killed every hope of another meet, my friends list is being abandoned, and there's someone at the back singing "half way up the stairs", I hate you all  | |||
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"Tell you something I also thought... what a fantastic g spot massager you would make..... perfect shape and dont forget I complimented your testicles on other thread. You have to take the rough with the smooth as Animak when he did a mfp (muppet, frog pig) with Kermit and Miss Piggy Look its a semi alright!!! I can stand to attention if persuaded P xxx Thats a semi? I'm a keen photographer do you fancy doing some time lapse with me? We could do Peter and the Wolf as the background music I think it would be very arty! I am losing the will to live (thank you for the spontaneous round of applause, calm down at the back, said losing not lost). You have killed every hope of another meet, my friends list is being abandoned, and there's someone at the back singing "half way up the stairs", I hate you all "Look Now Everbodys went and Upset poor Gonzo x - you evil lot | |||
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