FabSwingers.com forum: On a lighter note...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just wanted to introduce or open the way for some positivity on the forums, they are quite angsty at the moment, all kinds of threads and a few gripes about different users.

Come on people its swinging, just saying that out loud should make you smile! "Swingggggggg ing". I am hoping to introduce "Positive Post Friday"

So I shall start with a naughty nursery rhyme (ok, stop the sighing at the back there, come on Postive People)

Jack and Jill went up the hill

For just an itty bitty.

Jill’s now two months overdue,

And Jack has left the city

Jack and Jill

Went up the hill

And planned to do some kissing.

Jack made a pass

and grabbed her ass

Now two of his front teeth are missing

Jack and Jill went up the hill

so Jack could lick Jill's fanny.

Jack got a shock

and a mouthful of cock

cos Jill's a bloody tranny.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mary had a little skirt

with splits right up the sides

and everywhere that Mary went

the boys could see her thighs.

Mary had another skirt

'twas split right up the front

...But she didn't wear that one often

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pauly, you're my hero

Although I do now have to try and clear up the tea I just sprayed out my mouth when I read your first post....