FabSwingers.com forum: Weirdest message

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whats the weirdest or most outrageous first message youve ever received on here?

I cant say ive had any completely unbelievable messages as of yet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had been asked from a guy if I could show his sister...yes sister to perform a blow job ....as apparently she was lacking skills

Oh how I

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By *apillonNoirWoman
over a year ago

There...

‘I’d like to use you as my cum bucket’. Classy...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Xxx

Hi "

Imaginative haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had been asked from a guy if I could show his sister...yes sister to perform a blow job ....as apparently she was lacking skills

Oh how I

Do i even want to know how he knows what his sisters bj skills are like....

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By *mo-amas-amatMan
over a year ago

brighton

"Whats the weirdest or most outrageous first message youve ever received on here?

I cant say ive had any completely unbelievable messages as of yet lol"

'Hi.' Is an informal greeting.

'Can I fuck you when we get to meeting?'

Some xxxx's as kisses

Or 'My cock for your missus?'

Proves that chivalry is dead. And not fleeting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had been asked from a guy if I could show his sister...yes sister to perform a blow job ....as apparently she was lacking skills

Oh how I

Do i even want to know how he knows what his sisters bj skills are like...."

I never replied

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That does suprise me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That does suprise me lol"

That I didn't reply? ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you poo on me is my weirdest on Fab. XXX

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Hi, would you consider having sex with me and my dog??

Really!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a baby for me is my weirdest message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much does the sexy bitch charge

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Would you fuck my dog.

The answer was no and I reported them

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By *ebaucherouspoetMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I regularly get one from a single bloke telling me he assures me he's straight, not gay in the slightest and just wants to give me a massage for practice so he can get qualified on a course he's studying... he's been sending the same message word for word for over a year at least, can't imagine your course is that long bud!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weirdest and shortist message was...

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Would you fuck my dog.

The answer was no and I reported them "

Probably the same guy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i may send corny ones but not weird ones

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

"Will you shit in my mouth ? Happy to pay you "

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By *ammyharrogateWoman
over a year ago

Harrogate

How much do you charge? Is a hated one for me

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Would you fuck my dog.

The answer was no and I reported them

Probably the same guy!"

Was the bloke from Wales?

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Asked for sex as he has just got out of prison....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would i let a guy suck me off for £350

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By *ebaucherouspoetMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Asked for sex as he has just got out of prison....

Well, did you? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would I like a 3sum with a bloke and his mates dog as he is dog sitting!

Also would I meet for bread, pancakes and waffles as he works for warburtons

And can I watch someone wank and crap in his nappy on cam

I declined all 3 offers although the waffles were tempting!!

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Asked for sex as he has just got out of prison....

Well, did you? Haha

Ha ha sweet talker that he was I had to politely decline and then HE blocked me!!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Would you fuck my dog.

The answer was no and I reported them

Probably the same guy!

Was the bloke from Wales? "

He may have been, it was in our early days on Fab.

Worst thing was, the dog was the better looking of them.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Would i let a guy suck me off for £350"

Did you refuse to pay him

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By *unshine05Man
over a year ago

Sherborne

Would you like a blumpkin....

Wish I hadn't googled that one

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Would you fuck my dog.

The answer was no and I reported them

Probably the same guy!

Was the bloke from Wales?

He may have been, it was in our early days on Fab.

Worst thing was, the dog was the better looking of them.

I never saw his dog but he also asked if he could fuck our guide dog puppy.

I said no to that too

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Would you fuck my dog.

The answer was no and I reported them

Probably the same guy!

Was the bloke from Wales?

He may have been, it was in our early days on Fab.

Worst thing was, the dog was the better looking of them.

I never saw his dog but he also asked if he could fuck our guide dog puppy.

I said no to that too "

OMG He needs some serious help.

I think we just blocked him instantly if I remember correctly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come round to your house and we can have a wank together over photos of your wife.

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

Ahh I'll forever remember the chap who wanted me to wrap my legs around his lugs and throat fuck him until he vomited over my cock......erm.....no.

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Can I cut off my cock for you on webcam.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Can I cut off my cock for you on webcam.

Now that is a whole new form of beheading!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like a blumpkin....

Wish I hadn't googled that one"

We made the mistake of googling that after seeing it on Catfish lol

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Would you like a blumpkin....

Wish I hadn't googled that one

We made the mistake of googling that after seeing it on Catfish lol"

I shall learn from your horror and not Google it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like a blumpkin....

Wish I hadn't googled that one

We made the mistake of googling that after seeing it on Catfish lol

I shall learn from your horror and not Google it."

Elcee- don't I've never been the same since lol

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Would you like a blumpkin....

Wish I hadn't googled that one

We made the mistake of googling that after seeing it on Catfish lol

I shall learn from your horror and not Google it."

Don't Google clamkin either

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I can still 5 tennis balls up my arse want to watch on cam.

That was a no thank you

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

"I can still 5 tennis balls up my arse want to watch on cam.

That was a no thank you "

Wonder what speed he shoots them out at ?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I posted in the funniest message thread earlier, but think it's more suited to here

Had a message from someone saying,

they wished I was their mum, and they'd like to fuck me

He was also younger than my eldest son!

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

"Will you fill a syringe with cum so I can use it as lube when I play with my wife who won't know about it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Xxx

Imaginative haha"

Very imaginative ...didnt reply back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That does suprise me lol

That I didn't reply? ....

Doesnt**** typo my bad

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By *ostEchoWoman
over a year ago

London

I've had some real shockers in my time, but the weirdest one has to be the one from the guy asking if I could be a surrogate, and have a baby for him to keep.

Yes thats right, he wanted to fuck me, get me pregnant, and for me to give my baby over to him afterwards.

He had a loooong message and profile dedicated to it, in lots of depth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am coming to london .. give me your whatsapp number.. we will be in touch.!! comon, how can the first message be this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry.

How's that for a weird first message?? They then sent it another 3 times before I put them out of their misery and blocked them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I cut off my cock for you on webcam.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Can I cut off my cock for you on webcam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning may contain nuts. Oon a packet of ready salted from a major supermarket retail giant....... Well you did say the most strange msg I ever read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you come to my house and cum on my husband's pillow"

Genuine opening message I received a while back...i chose not to reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Can you come to my house and cum on my husband's pillow"

Genuine opening message I received a while back...i chose not to reply "

I would have said no sorry im not into pillows, I get so much more satisfaction from wipeing it on the curtains instead. Shall we say about 9 pm, and will it be just the one room or am I to do decorate the spare as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Can you come to my house and cum on my husband's pillow"

Genuine opening message I received a while back...i chose not to reply

Ha.

A fine response indeed...i chose the cowards way

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate

I want you to piss over me but you must do it while you have an erection

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By *lackMetalMan
over a year ago

Centre

I have really loved this thread and laughed out loud loads!!

What is interesting to note is that almost all the messages are from men. Good to see that we still don't disappoint when it comes to being the weirdest part of the human species!!!

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

I had a messaging saying "as we fuck you will call me brother as i miss my sister doing this"......block!!!

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Had a message late last night.

Title "Slave"

"We are recruiting now."

Slightly strange especially as they are over 200 miles away...

I work shifts and got a message from a guy who is nothing like we are looking for asking if we could play.

I told him I was at work, so he asked if I would like him and his mum to go round and pleasure Frisky...

I politely declined and blocked...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sounds like there are some real fucked up people out there!

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