FabSwingers.com forum: Funniest message you've received?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just wondering what messages you've received that are memorable, funny or otherwise?

We seem to be getting things such as "can I fuck your wife mate" (lol) an awful lot (despite not wanting single males...)

I can't imagine what it's like for single females on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one proposing marriage to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had one proposing marriage to me! "

I ended up in an indeoth conversation yesterday about how I wouldn't marry a stranger no matter how much he promised to look after my every need

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By *easingtessWoman
over a year ago

waterford

"Had one proposing marriage to me! "

Get this all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had one proposing marriage to me!

I ended up in an indeoth conversation yesterday about how I wouldn't marry a stranger no matter how much he promised to look after my every need

This was very similar, wanted to whisk me away from the world of Fab and be only his.

Funny thing was he still lived with his mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had one proposing marriage to me!

Get this all the time

I did say I'm already married and he said well if you was my wife I wouldn't let you be on here.

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By *wesomeSauce!Man
over a year ago

Brighton

On another site I received a message along the lines of

Subject: Isn't it funny that...

Message: ...that they have a section on here called "Featured members"?

Then again, I suppose anything could be turned into an innuendo if you think about it long and hard enough!

Made me chuckle.

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By *easingtessWoman
over a year ago

waterford

"Had one proposing marriage to me!

Get this all the time

I did say I'm already married and he said well if you was my wife I wouldn't let you be on here. "

Typical man lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was when we knocked a guy back and his reply was “go and eat some marathons you fat munter” even though they had changed to snickers years ago, or maybe it wasn’t just retro dissing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two messages from separate messages.

One offering a £500 to suck my cock.

Another, after messaging several times and me pointing out I am straight, so it's not going to happen, I finally asked why me?

Because straight cock tastes so much better, was the reply I got.

Bit of an oxymoron, if you ask me. Or maybe without the oxy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two messages from separate messages.

One offering a £500 to suck my cock.

Another, after messaging several times and me pointing out I am straight, so it's not going to happen, I finally asked why me?

Because straight cock tastes so much better, was the reply I got.

Bit of an oxymoron, if you ask me. Or maybe without the oxy."

Lucky bastard, I only got offered £250!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a guy mesage me .... mum I’ve been a good boy today can I go outside now !!! WTF

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By *eanne n AliCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

When I (Leanne) used to have a single profile on here I was guaranteed to get at least one message a day asking if I was dressed (I am sure every TV on here can relate to that one). Replies were usually along the lines of Naw you f**knugget, I am in a constant state of nakedness no matter what the weather.

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By *mo-amas-amatMan
over a year ago

brighton

"Just wondering what messages you've received that are memorable, funny or otherwise?

We seem to be getting things such as "can I fuck your wife mate" (lol) an awful lot (despite not wanting single males...)

I can't imagine what it's like for single females on here! "

As a self confessed pseudo intellectual with a Latin declension (well half of one) as my profile name, I often send limericks as my opening gambit. I once received a reply that went as follows....

Mate, I am happy to see

That you're a little bit cleverer than me

But all I can say

In response on this day,

Is.... Fuck off.

I have to say that I thought it was superb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one from a couple with ridiculous Greek gods names

They were in late 50s they said but looked much older

They host small parties

We were invited

We were sent an itinerary of the 'fun'

Including exactly what Mrs cornershop was going to wear

Even down to the jewellery they preferred

It included an end time to

The party !!

We didn't go ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been asked loads of times;

if I’d marry him

If he can get me pregnant!!!

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By *easingtessWoman
over a year ago

waterford

"Been asked loads of times;

if I’d marry him

If he can get me pregnant!!!

so funny

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By *ournemouthbusinessguyMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Been asked loads of times;

if I’d marry him

If he can get me pregnant!!!

hey this is a thread on funniest questions, not science and what if questions!

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

Someone messaged me yesterday to say they were in love with me

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

Send bobs and vangine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Your pictures are amazing, your so beautiful I’d love to meet”

When I have no public pictures lol.

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By *easingtessWoman
over a year ago

waterford

Cab I fertilize your eggs

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Someone saying they wished I was their mum, and would love to fuck me.

Although, not sure that counts as funny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was when we knocked a guy back and his reply was “go and eat some marathons you fat munter” even though they had changed to snickers years ago, or maybe it wasn’t just retro dissing

Retro dissing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone saying they wished I was their mum, and would love to fuck me.

Although, not sure that counts as funny? "

I would say disturbed not funny, very Oedipus!

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Had one proposing marriage to me!

Get this all the time

Surely it depends how it's phrased though? I mean proposing on the spot to a stranger is a bit weird. Ok it's a lot weird. But approaching someone and making it clear you'd like to develop to a full marriage, if all goes well, isn't entirely unreasonable.

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