FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to Swingers Chat

Rate my dik ;)

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I thought I would start this thread after seeing best tits and arse threads haha

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Rate my dik....b nice lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *xplorer13Man
over a year ago

glenrothes

Yeah it's a dick, shame you can't spell it ffs it's only 4 letters.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I said be nice didn’t I?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *easing_twoCouple
over a year ago

Bristol, Thornbury

What a cock... and yes it's a dick *yawn*

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

Is this a general "rate the poster aboves dick"? Or just your dick? I'm confuzzled. Wants the rating scale? Do we give additional comments and advice on bettering said Dick?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Yep - definitely a dick. Well done

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yep - definitely a dick. Well done "

I’m sensing ppl aren’t taking this in the humorous way I thought it was gonna b taken

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *atindollTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

Clearly not as popular as tits n arse

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So if we're talking length and girth, then I'm looking at it on my iPad so probably not the best way to measure it.... I can't believe you actually started this thread....you're too funny....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *xplorer13Man
over a year ago

glenrothes

Yeah, you fucked up! Next....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That’s wat I was hoping for sadly

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hahahaha I was trying to have some fun but too many ppl aren’t happy to play I guess lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clearly not as popular as tits n arse"

I like tits 'n' arse.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahahaha I was trying to have some fun but too many ppl aren’t happy to play I guess lol"

Some people on here are just too serious.... I found it funny....but then I suppose it was my idea....so my bad....sorry.....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahahaha I was trying to have some fun but too many ppl aren’t happy to play I guess lol"

Don't give up just yet.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Clearly not as popular as tits n arse

I like tits 'n' arse."

Clearly

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clearly not as popular as tits n arse

I like tits 'n' arse.

Clearly"

If it helps, your dicks bigger than mines????

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hahahaha

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lesta, I've had a look, it's a lovely penis.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lesta, I've had a look, it's a lovely penis."

Ohh thanks...ur too kind lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *andsome_Chef88Man
over a year ago

London

Dude don't take it to heart trust me. But if you want laughs. Never and I mean never do a thread just about yourself. You'll be trolled on guarantee. Best thing is to say rate the best cock pic or fanny pic on the thread. You make friends and might get lucky. Just a pointer my lad.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dude don't take it to heart trust me. But if you want laughs. Never and I mean never do a thread just about yourself. You'll be trolled on guarantee. Best thing is to say rate the best cock pic or fanny pic on the thread. You make friends and might get lucky. Just a pointer my lad. "

Noted down for next time cheers mate

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lesta, I've had a look, it's a lovely penis.

Ohh thanks...ur too kind lol"

You're welcome!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dude don't take it to heart trust me. But if you want laughs. Never and I mean never do a thread just about yourself. You'll be trolled on guarantee. Best thing is to say rate the best cock pic or fanny pic on the thread. You make friends and might get lucky. Just a pointer my lad. "

To be fair, this is all my fault, I'd been chatting to him and said he should post this, we git chatting after the best boobs on fab thread....

Clearly I've had too much Pinot to give good advice.....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

OP it looks like a dick, only smaller

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP it looks like a dick, only smaller "

Erm I gonna take this as compliment...I’ve decided hahahahaha

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP it looks like a dick, only smaller "

Funny as fuck!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

You could maybe try a Pejazzle? That's a good way to draw attention to the ol' Penis

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could maybe try a Pejazzle? That's a good way to draw attention to the ol' Penis "

Or cover it in green slime, and stick a witches hat on it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could maybe try a Pejazzle? That's a good way to draw attention to the ol' Penis

Or cover it in green slime, and stick a witches hat on it"

Green slime isn’t gonna go gud with my brown dik lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a great dik.

10/10.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a great dik.

10/10. "

Making me blush hahahaha

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's kinda hard to tell in those pics. Maybe try holding a sky remote next to it? Or a can of Lynx that could work...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its only useful to gauge being used..even then its still just a dik

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's kinda hard to tell in those pics. Maybe try holding a sky remote next to it? Or a can of Lynx that could work..."

Noted xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's kinda hard to tell in those pics. Maybe try holding a sky remote next to it? Or a can of Lynx that could work...

Noted xx"

you'll have to accept that was sarcasm lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's kinda hard to tell in those pics. Maybe try holding a sky remote next to it? Or a can of Lynx that could work...

Noted xx

you'll have to accept that was sarcasm lol"

Really mate?!?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's kinda hard to tell in those pics. Maybe try holding a sky remote next to it? Or a can of Lynx that could work...

Noted xx

you'll have to accept that was sarcasm lol

Really mate?!?

"

oy of the thousands of dick pics that are sent...most with some size reference(a lynx can etc).........

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a nice dick im nice lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/10/17 01:49:24]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I thought I would start this thread after seeing best tits and arse threads haha"

It's like a penis, only smaller...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *andsome_Chef88Man
over a year ago

London


"It's a nice dick im nice lol"

Abit off topic but ......your boobs. Do you agree ladies and gents

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a nice dick im nice lol"

Sorry did u say something I was too busy staring at ur gorgeous tits xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *cot611Man
over a year ago

carterton

Sorry did u say something I was too busy staring at ur gorgeous tits xx [/quote

youre not wrong there. cracking set of tits, more than capable of highjacking this post about your dick id say.

for me not a bad looking old boy you got yourself OP ]no match for justalittlenaughtys titties though...

would possibly look better if it was in between them...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Oh look .... another dik .....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *andsome_Chef88Man
over a year ago

London


"Oh look .... another dik ....."
go easy on the lad lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yawning....oh sorry just another dick..

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give that Dik 7 points XXX

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

It all depends who you are as to how these thread's go down. If you're a forum favourite it would be a hit.

Anyway it look's pretty good to me

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Yawning....oh sorry just another dick.."

...aannnd just another dick comment

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yawning....oh sorry just another dick..

...aannnd just another dick comment "

By yet another tit pic

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *andsome_Chef88Man
over a year ago

London


"I give that Dik 7 points XXX"

Hmm local . And I would give you 8 points

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The problem is you can't go wrong with a rate the best boobs/ass thread because they look amazing and everyone loves a good view of them but as for a cock pics?! That my friend is a 50/50 thing! You're either going to get lucky or get slated! lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *mo-amas-amatMan
over a year ago

brighton


"Well I thought I would start this thread after seeing best tits and arse threads haha"

I have tried to rate on your dik

Using Likert scales with overpick

I've deduced nonetheless

That your spelling's a mess

But your penis is reasonably slick.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The problem is you can't go wrong with a rate the best boobs/ass thread because they look amazing and everyone loves a good view of them but as for a cock pics?! That my friend is a 50/50 thing! You're either going to get lucky or get slated! lol "

Not all boobs and arses look amazing..

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I thought I would start this thread after seeing best tits and arse threads haha"

-1

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top