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By *riseeTV/TS
over a year ago
MacKay |
Sure I can help!
Most couples are looking for a 'bi woman to play with bicurious wife' - not sure what the guest has to be bi, she could be gay.
Couples that are looking for men, I can't really say much about. They seem to look for some kind of attraction. So your presentation in your photos is important:
1. Clean shaven face
2. Washed hair
3. Cleaned teeth
4. Some people don't like hairy men.
Suggest 'trimming up'
Photos of bums and penis' are boring. There is no shortage of them and when you crop one penis, they all look pretty much the same. And who can tell if it's yours anyway!
Photos taken from bad angles like in your profile photos in awful green shorts legs spread and head falling off looking like you have been infected by the local Zombie squad isn't going to help you.
You look lazy and slovenly. No woman wants to be with a lazy unkempt slovenly male. (None I know anyway)
Your second profile pic is quite nice. It's poorly framed. I'd crop it to just below the pants line and remove some of the space around you. It makes a great mid shot.
A full body shot right down to your feet of the same would be an excellent addition.
Your third photo *sigh* looks like you are going to the toilet. I find men who pull their pants down or whip it out from a zipper quite offensive.
If the pants were up, the shot might look better. If you are showing your ass, as a male, you are really going to attract bi or gay men.
Also your 'tan' marks aka White bum with very dark everywhere else, is a bit challenging.
Now the text:
You open strangely. if you are going to exchange emails and texts, are you not going to talk about what you desire in that time before you meet? You are on this site to meet women for sexual adventure. Emails and textx that avoid this topic till you 'meet' and then discuss sex is very time wasting.
Suggest you delete 'and talk about what we would like to do ...?'
You're next line:
And I hope you would be looking for the same as me , for no nsa naughty fun with couple and single woman
contradicts your first line:
looking to get to know you lovely woman and start a friendships first with e-mail and some texts and if that go well , we can meet up and talk about what we would like to do
So I'm confused already. Are you searching for a lovely women to get to know or a woman or couple not to get to know but for no strings sex?
Then you say:
Just want you to enjoy yourself and want to make you feel love and wanted
Which is just weird when you are looking for people who want NSA sex. You can't have LOVE and NSA in the same act! And if you meet a woman who is in a couple, isn't she already loved by her partner so she'd be feeling loved before meeting you. Why add the complication of love to a No Strings affair? Love means attachment! No Strings means NO attachment!
Next you say:
and that you have been to heaven and back because I just love giving oral , and have a good time with you gorgeous woman out there
but your forum posting says you aren't sending women to heaven and back and seems you aren't giving my oral either!
Unless you mean, as your verification provides, you mean ORAL as in conversation by phone ... then your verification seems to confirm this much!
I suspect you mean cunnalingus, something that is absent.
Next you say:
And I am free in the daytime , as I work two weeks of night so free for you lovely lady's
Free in the day usually means 'cheating male'
if you work two nights a week, what do you do the other 5 nights and why can't you meet on those nights.
By my reckoning, our of a 168 hour week, consisting of 7 days and 7 nights, you are free 7 days and 5 nights.
I should charge for writing profiles  Donations gratefully accepted!
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