FabSwingers.com forum: Smelly penis and vaginas

By *BC TWO OP Couple (MM)
over a year ago

Leicester / Birmingham /Bucks

We all do it so share the subtle ways you smell somebody's genitals before going down on them

I do a credit card swipe using my fingers and then pretend I'm wiping my mouth with the back of my hands while brushing my fingers in front of my nose

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"We all do it so share the subtle ways you smell somebody's genitals before going down on them

I do a credit card swipe using my fingers and then pretend I'm wiping my mouth with the back of my hands while brushing my fingers in front of my nose"

And have you encountered some that are bad ? What do you do then after starting them off ? Lol

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By *easingtessWoman
over a year ago

waterford

"We all do it so share the subtle ways you smell somebody's genitals before going down on them

I do a credit card swipe using my fingers and then pretend I'm wiping my mouth with the back of my hands while brushing my fingers in front of my nose"

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

I swing a canary in a cage in the general direction of their nethers. if the canary topples off its perch, well, that's telling ...

Admittedly this isn't very subtle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all do it so share the subtle ways you smell somebody's genitals before going down on them

I do a credit card swipe using my fingers and then pretend I'm wiping my mouth with the back of my hands while brushing my fingers in front of my nose

And have you encountered some that are bad ? What do you do then after starting them off ? Lol "

Lol I'm assuming he proceeds to the deeds without oral

but wow this thread is so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I swing a canary in a cage in the general direction of their nethers. if the canary topples off its perch, well, that's telling ...

Admittedly this isn't very subtle

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How about some flowers? Preferably roses or even daffodils? If they wither near the nether regions then that's a no go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once met a woman

She opened her legs......

My eye brows fell off!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simple Tell them you would love to have a hot shower etc. If they dont know its smells they wont be offended by a little shower

other hand If it smells can be an sti etc or just bad hygiene :x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The question is, has anyone ever ran away from you after their nose has been near your genitals?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on a 6 month course of folic acid and I thought it made my vaginal secretions taste metallic. I told my buddy so he didn't go down there, but he did anyway.

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By *BC TWO OP Couple (MM)
over a year ago

Leicester / Birmingham /Bucks

"The question is, has anyone ever ran away from you after their nose has been near your genitals?"
nop I always shower and put on some cologne before meets

I'm quite the debonair gentleman

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

just marking this to read later. I'm at work

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I have yet to come across a smelly cock (please god never) but I normally speak my mind

I would say without hesitation that it goes no further

Anyone that turns up to meet me without making an effort to at least clean themselves isn’t worth my time .. I made 100% effort for them

Harsh but true !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First guy I met was a random 4 in the morning meet and he stunk. Not really his fault as I woke him up.

Love a smelly pussy tho. If I want to lick a bar of soap. I will go in the bathroom and do just that.

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

In the 80s it was popular for advertisers to you what was known as “scratch & sniff”.

The disadvantage being if the smells bad it’s under your finger nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just marking this to read later. I'm at work

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lol just dim the light on your phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I swing a canary in a cage in the general direction of their nethers. if the canary topples off its perch, well, that's telling ...

Admittedly this isn't very subtle

I'd take a miner bird in with me

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all do it so share the subtle ways you smell somebody's genitals before going down on them

I do a credit card swipe using my fingers and then pretend I'm wiping my mouth with the back of my hands while brushing my fingers in front of my nose"

Do you get nectar points too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It smells like the ocean and sounds like it too

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Omg this is so funny - eyebrows falling off pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The question is, has anyone ever ran away from you after their nose has been near your genitals? nop I always shower and put on some cologne before meets

I'm quite the debonair gentleman

Your penis can still smell, unless you have immediately showered, and washed it, before getting undressed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the 80s it was popular for advertisers to you what was known as “scratch & sniff”.

The disadvantage being if the smells bad it’s under your finger nails

And don't forget to wash your hands before having a scratch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First guy I met was a random 4 in the morning meet and he stunk. Not really his fault as I woke him up.

Love a smelly pussy tho. If I want to lick a bar of soap. I will go in the bathroom and do just that.

Valid point about licking the soap. Even worse than soap is when they use deodorant (was going to type anti perspirant but don't think I can spell it)

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"I swing a canary in a cage in the general direction of their nethers. if the canary topples off its perch, well, that's telling ...

Admittedly this isn't very subtle

This is my favourite post today, I just snorted coffee out of my nose

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I swing a canary in a cage in the general direction of their nethers. if the canary topples off its perch, well, that's telling ...

Admittedly this isn't very subtle

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"I once met a woman

She opened her legs......

My eye brows fell off!!! Nearly spat my coffee out laughing"

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"We all do it so share the subtle ways you smell somebody's genitals before going down on them

I do a credit card swipe using my fingers and then pretend I'm wiping my mouth with the back of my hands while brushing my fingers in front of my nose"

Pmfsl

. How much jokes on a Wednesday. Love It!!!!

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

"We all do it so share the subtle ways you smell somebody's genitals before going down on them

I do a credit card swipe using my fingers and then pretend I'm wiping my mouth with the back of my hands while brushing my fingers in front of my nose"

Isn't that called " the cheeky hitler"?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I think I'm going of sex completely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never come across a smelly vagina...but have come across a couple of whiffy cocks...I'm blunt...and told them under no uncertain terms that I wasn't gonna be going any further with play and that they should wash more thoroughly before meets...one got shitty and left (thank god)...the other was apologetic, admitted he'd come straight from work and we're still mates (never went near his cock again though)

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"We all do it so share the subtle ways you smell somebody's genitals before going down on them

I do a credit card swipe using my fingers and then pretend I'm wiping my mouth with the back of my hands while brushing my fingers in front of my nose"

Surely a quick wipe clean using the curtains should do the trick...

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"I think I'm going of sex completely."

I keep offering to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First guy I met was a random 4 in the morning meet and he stunk. Not really his fault as I woke him up.

Love a smelly pussy tho. If I want to lick a bar of soap. I will go in the bathroom and do just that.

Hoping you mean Natural masculine or feminine genital smells. As unclean, unwashed in a while smells are nasty.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I think I'm going of sex completely.

I keep offering to help "

I haven't got past the holding hand's stage yet with a woman,I fear you may be disappointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I'm going of sex completely."

Ha ha. Yes, this place has got me that way too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only met one guy with a winkle that smelt horrid. Luckily we were in a very tightly confined car so I just said my back hurt and kissed my way up his stomach and out of the danger zone.

Weird thing is, whatever aftershave he used was divine! Probably to mask the scent!

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By *BC TWO OP Couple (MM)
over a year ago

Leicester / Birmingham /Bucks

"I've only met one guy with a winkle that smelt horrid. Luckily we were in a very tightly confined car so I just said my back hurt and kissed my way up his stomach and out of the danger zone.

Weird thing is, whatever aftershave he used was divine! Probably to mask the scent!

Ooh which aftershave was that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The question is, has anyone ever ran away from you after their nose has been near your genitals? nop I always shower and put on some cologne before meets

I'm quite the debonair gentleman

Your penis can still smell, unless you have immediately showered, and washed it, before getting undressed. "

Exactly! And what happens when those guys have a pee just before meeting? How do you guys clean your penis from that urine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've only met one guy with a winkle that smelt horrid. Luckily we were in a very tightly confined car so I just said my back hurt and kissed my way up his stomach and out of the danger zone.

Weird thing is, whatever aftershave he used was divine! Probably to mask the scent!

Ooh which aftershave was that? "

He refused to tell me! Said it was a secret. I saw him on here about a year ago (married now but on the site as single) and even though it had been a couple of years he still wouldn't tell me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never come across a smelly vagina...but have come across a couple of whiffy cocks...I'm blunt...and told them under no uncertain terms that I wasn't gonna be going any further with play and that they should wash more thoroughly before meets...one got shitty and left (thank god)...the other was apologetic, admitted he'd come straight from work and we're still mates (never went near his cock again though)

Meets straight from work are a turn off for me. I prepare myself to be clean and expect the same!

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By *BC TWO OP Couple (MM)
over a year ago

Leicester / Birmingham /Bucks

"I've only met one guy with a winkle that smelt horrid. Luckily we were in a very tightly confined car so I just said my back hurt and kissed my way up his stomach and out of the danger zone.

Weird thing is, whatever aftershave he used was divine! Probably to mask the scent!

Ooh which aftershave was that?

He refused to tell me! Said it was a secret. I saw him on here about a year ago (married now but on the site as single) and even though it had been a couple of years he still wouldn't tell me! "

Wow a very food kept secret.

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By *BC TWO OP Couple (MM)
over a year ago

Leicester / Birmingham /Bucks

Good*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's no worse than licking the top of those square 9v batteries.

You pull the same expression!

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By *TFSeventyMan
over a year ago

Weybridge

Omg I just read your profile name as "Whiffy Trumpets" - apologies but the OP must take some blame for starting this smelly and oh so funny thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My foreplay is chucking a guy in the bath and washing his body and willy anyway so I know they're clean. Or if that wasn't possible I'd ask if he's had a shit since he last showered (I like rimming so arse area is important) a bit of piss or sweat funk wouldn't bother me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I swing a canary in a cage in the general direction of their nethers. if the canary topples off its perch, well, that's telling ...

Admittedly this isn't very subtle

I send in ferrets, if the come out of the knickers at all, I'm good to go.

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By *ab_SparklesWoman
over a year ago

sparkle Surprised

I was pretty bad years ago when I 1st started swinging the list before they even got out of their door, but fair play they did do it and we had fun memories . don't be shy in asking

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Most men have got no excuse for having smelly cock. It's easy enough to clean the tackle before encounters. An unfortunate few have foreskins that won't retract making cleaning difficult but tbh they shouldn't expect oral imo.

It is more difficult for women as the dreaded bacterial vaginosis can be undetectable until penetration (finger or cock). There are many remedies available over-the-counter now and even an ad on the telly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there is a sign then pop in the bathroom and stick some Vic under your nose

Or breath through your mouth

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

sounds like I have been really lucky so far!! had one guy coming to mine once (already knew him) who even asked if he could have a shower first thing as he had been in town before. .. very considerate. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First guy I met was a random 4 in the morning meet and he stunk. Not really his fault as I woke him up.

Love a smelly pussy tho. If I want to lick a bar of soap. I will go in the bathroom and do just that.

Hoping you mean Natural masculine or feminine genital smells. As unclean, unwashed in a while smells are nasty. "

Don't like smelly cocks. Full stop.

Lady areas. I love it ,say after a days work ,even first thing in the morning.

Natural smell of all juices down there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a pissy willy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I swing a canary in a cage in the general direction of their nethers. if the canary topples off its perch, well, that's telling ...

Admittedly this isn't very subtle

that made me snort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a guy who's used my lol b4 we started to play and when it was my turn to go down on him all I could smell was he's dirty ass I jus told him did he wash after he used the loo as meet will be over I don't think he liked it as he left lol

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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

"The question is, has anyone ever ran away from you after their nose has been near your genitals?"

Is any one actually going to admit to having a smelly foo foo lol

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"The question is, has anyone ever ran away from you after their nose has been near your genitals?

Is any one actually going to admit to having a smelly foo foo lol

Nope mine definitely isn't smelly at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like a pissy willy. "

I always wondered if piss drinkers mind pissy willies when having straight no piss sex

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"sounds like I have been really lucky so far!! had one guy coming to mine once (already knew him) who even asked if he could have a shower first thing as he had been in town before. .. very considerate. ..

Cool

. Can i have a shower after the travelling too?

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By *he WickedsCouple
over a year ago

Swingtown

Fairly new to swinging and women (I'm the fem) I went down on a certain woman and thought, "my God! Do I ever taste/smell like this?" . Fortunately I've never come across anything like it since.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I swing a canary in a cage in the general direction of their nethers. if the canary topples off its perch, well, that's telling ...

Admittedly this isn't very subtle

I send in ferrets, if the come out of the knickers at all, I'm good to go.

Hahaha!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I swing a canary in a cage in the general direction of their nethers. if the canary topples off its perch, well, that's telling ...

Admittedly this isn't very subtle

I literally laughed so hard I nearly peed reading that!! Made my day ????

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By *liejuniorMan
over a year ago

radstock

to me there is a big difference between healthy and sick unhealthy smells. I like someone who you know is normally clean and healthy to let their cock or pussy go for a few days. Find that pissy musty scent a real turn on.

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