FabSwingers.com forum: Jog on

By *oubyLover OP Woman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I got an email from a couple wanting their first 3sum experience but the profile started with 'we're not looking for men so jog on'. I hate that phrase! It's one thing having preferences as we all have them but that arrogant attitude towards one group of this site to me shows intolerance and is a real turn off so got them a no thanks.

What phrase turns you off in profiles?

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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

"I got an email from a couple wanting their first 3sum experience but the profile started with 'we're not looking for men so jog on'. I hate that phrase! It's one thing having preferences as we all have them but that arrogant attitude towards one group of this site to me shows intolerance and is a real turn off so got them a no thanks.

What phrase turns you off in profiles? "

BBC only.

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate

What phrase turns you off in profiles?

BBC only. "

To the front of the queue - who says there's going to be a queue?

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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

Overly negative profiles. If you're suffering from depression, take a break from fab. If the cock pics are getting you down, take a break from fab. Too many messages from people that don't read your profile? Take a...well...you get the idea now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're welcome to apply"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you think you can handle me".

Normally messaged by someone 30+ years my junior.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What phrase turns you off in profiles? "

We'll/I'll contact you when We/I want......

its all on their terms.

Just a wee note.... no you won't lol and block.

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By *an789Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

Mixed thoughts... "Tall, tattood , muscular" ... Only because I am non of those and this seems to be a strong preference for most ladies. I feel they miss out on the things I have to offer.

Then again it's a free world.. I guess we are all entitled to like what we like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/10/17 08:11:05]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agreed , jog on is a weak reply/insult if you ask me.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

What phrase turns you off in profiles? "

Not so much phrases but the general arrogant attitude that you speak of in their profile and the ranty do’s and don’t’s.

Off slightly at a tangent, we had a couple message us years ago and it started like this; You’re lucky we’ve messaged you as we don’t message, you have to exceptional for us to do so......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“To Sydney Uni.......”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking for an orally bi man yet they have played with orally bi before!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can put 'I'm a princess ' in your message it shows you've read the profile and you go straight to the front of the queue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rule after rule written in a threatening/aggressive tone (and all in capitals).

Her xx

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Ive been here before so know how this site works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't tell anyone"..... usual reply from guys who first message wanting me to fuck them or wanting to suck my cock. I point out that I'm straight...then they come back begging and saying they wouldn't tell.... what's that about?

THEY can definitely "jog... sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will fill in later" - if you can't be arsed to spend a few minutes writing about yourself and what you're looking for then I'm not interested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curves are beautiful, if you want bones go to a museum"

It's true that curves are good, but usually this phrase is used by fat women who have a grudge against anyone less fat than them. I hate the way they use this phrase like you only have two choices of women here - big and beautiful or skinny and boney. Not true at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" open minded"

Invariably the ones that SAY they are open minded, get all upset and stressy at the mention of the word ' vibrator'

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

""Curves are beautiful, if you want bones go to a museum"

Agreed!

Add to that, "no oompah loompahs" we only meet people who take care of themselves.

Posted by promiscuous people on a sex site without a sense of irony!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Sydney University shite that people post.

Wtf for? Pointless

And the list of do's and don'ts and when they say 'if you message me start the message with load of bull crap in the tagline so I know you read the profile'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Say more than just hello” or “I’m doing fine before you ask”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please ask??

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

If you're lucky enough to meet us

We're here for our fun-sound selfish and not much fun.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What phrase turns you off in profiles?

I will hit the block button loads of times. Who the fook do they think they are. You are lucky we have messaged you,my blood will be boiling

Not so much phrases but the general arrogant attitude that you speak of in their profile and the ranty do’s and don’t’s.

Off slightly at a tangent, we had a couple message us years ago and it started like this; You’re lucky we’ve messaged you as we don’t message, you have to exceptional for us to do so......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Am very discreet and l expect you to be” it’s cos you are cheating. I’m not bothered about verifications,how am l going to know you are real when no one has vouched for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will fill in later...

On a 6 month old profile?

What are you filling in? The Chinese Yellow pages? A life size Taj Mahal paint by numbers? Every pot hole in the country?

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By *sffWoman
over a year ago

belfast

BBW

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By *eonard1976Couple
over a year ago

manchester

“I don’t bite...unless you want me to”

“I’m straight, I’m just not into men so bi guys jog on” (before messaging us asking to meet because they’re secretly bi)

“I’m a bigger girl with wobbly bits, if you want bones go to a museum”

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By *eonard1976Couple
over a year ago

manchester

Oh, and that daft bit at the bottom “WARNING TO ANY INSTITUTES SYDNEY UNIVERSITY” or whatever it is. Wtf? Don’t they realise it has absolutely no legal standing?! It’s just a bunch of nonsense words!

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By *olliPineCouple
over a year ago

swingers clubs

Must be VWE or 8/9/10+inches

Don't get me wrong, I think I can hold my own in the size stake for the most part.

But I am so much more than a cock.

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"I'm a professional".

Aren't we all and what difference does it make.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pic no reply,

or...

profiles with no pics will be blocked....

on a profile with no pics...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the phrase “jog on”.I know I shouldn’t judge or have preconceived ideas about people without meeting them,but I almost instantly don’t want to meet them if that’s comtained in their profile...

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

What phrase turns you off in profiles? "

Can't be many women who care about how men are treated so a huge thumbs up to you

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

References to skin colour/ethnicity always set my teeth on edge.

Invariably it is either a preference that is stated in quite a rude way or someone who uses their ethnicity to try and attract certain people.

I avoid men who describe themselves as BBC for example. A person is so much more than the colour of their skin or the size of their cock.

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By *rive_me_crazyWoman
over a year ago

Calne

"I'd love to ruin you". If you take it in the literal sense it's hardly attractive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking for "you"!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Mainly on womens profile . The generic " I'm a so and so year old woman looking to meet men" . Basically means that unless you joined under 24 hours ago you can't be arsed to say anything about yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not looking for "you"!"

no phone call before meet. id never meet without speaking over the phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not meeting..just here to chat..

Accidentally deleted messages..

Wont put pics up due to our jobs..

Haha the list is endless

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

The ones who boast of having the stamina of a Duracell bunny and can fuck for a week .. that just sounds so boring and has the potential to chafe a bit.

I’m also not keen on the ones who describe themselves as sexy or hot, that’s subjective and often incorrect.

. This also applies if it’s in their username.

Mrs x

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"“Am very discreet and l expect you to be” it’s cos you are cheating. I’m not bothered about verifications,how am l going to know you are real when no one has vouched for you

You need total strangers to validate another total stranger?!! Really?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ones who boast of having the stamina of a Duracell bunny and can fuck for a week .. that just sounds so boring and has the potential to chafe a bit.

I’m also not keen on the ones who describe themselves as sexy or hot, that’s subjective and often incorrect.

. This also applies if it’s in their username.

Mrs x "

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

“His Tongue is to die for”. Yes ok, it’ll do exactly the same for every vagina then, I mean they’re all wired the same after all.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

I’m also not keen on the ones who describe themselves as sexy or hot, that’s subjective and often incorrect.

. This also applies if it’s in their username.

Mrs x "

It does come across as self indulgent doesn’t it.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

""I'm a professional".

Aren't we all and what difference does it make."

Oh we have that

We’re worth getting know though and we come in handy when the passports need renewing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also hate the phrase, 'jog on'.

Plus the generic 'fun' that people talk about all the time.

Anything in txt spk (it mks u lk lik ur 14)

Lol (see above, you're not 14)

To Sydney Univer....stop being so gullible. Do a bit of research. Baaaaa...

Adding a phrase to the subject title. Zzzzz.

Open minded - what?

A friend told me about the site....

There are probably countless others I can't think of! People are mostly quite dull & generic on here/in life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Discreet" ... yet they have multiple sexually explicit verifications showing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Discreet" ... yet they have multiple sexually explicit verifications showing.

Or even more annoying 'discrete'

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By *oubyLover OP Woman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

""Discreet" ... yet they have multiple sexually explicit verifications showing.

Or even more annoying 'discrete'

Which reminds me...tounge

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By *eonard1976Couple
over a year ago

manchester

""Discreet" ... yet they have multiple sexually explicit verifications showing.

Or even more annoying 'discrete'

Which reminds me...tounge

DISCREAT

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

""Discreet" ... yet they have multiple sexually explicit verifications showing.

Or even more annoying 'discrete'

Which reminds me...tounge

. Yeah that’s one I inwardly groan at!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Misspelt words or using entirely the wrong words is not quite the same as annoying phrases - that's just us pedants being upset with levels of basic literacy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mainly on womens profile . The generic " I'm a so and so year old woman looking to meet men" . Basically means that unless you joined under 24 hours ago you can't be arsed to say anything about yourself

To me that phrase screams "fake." Appears on lots of men's profiles too. My personal bete noir is "here for a good time not for a long time." Nothing says more eloquently that they haven't a clue about the lifestyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god. That one is definitely the worst. What does it even mean?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god. That one is definitely the worst. What does it even mean?!"

"Love to tease and please" follows close second.

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By *irky_coupleCouple
over a year ago

kirky

"Must be good looking"

Surely thats subjective so how are we meant to know if we are to them?

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By *inecrestMan
over a year ago

West Yorks

"We can't meet at the drop of a hat."

And "If we want you we will find you." (How do you know?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No particular phrase, but we both hate the list of rules and requirements seen in some profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol... in any context by any adult

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