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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Beem told to do better so here goes.

I'm tall when I'm young, I'm short when I'm old. What am I?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Candle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Candle."

Grrr well.done. next one

What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Candle.

Grrr well.done. next one

What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?"

Teapot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Candle.

Grrr well.done. next one

What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?

Teapot "

Smart ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Candle.

Grrr well.done. next one

What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?

Teapot "

Double grrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?

Keep it clean lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?

Keep it clean lol"

A roast potato

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?

Keep it clean lol

A roast potato"

NOPE.....YAAAY LOL next guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?

Keep it clean lol

A roast potato

NOPE.....YAAAY LOL next guess"

Erm

Potatos go in the oven hard

Come out soft

And you blow them to cool them down

I was right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bubblegum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bubblegum"

CORRECT......there are are some clever people on fabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bubblegum

CORRECT......there are are some clever people on fabs"

Really? Tell me where? Pleeeeese tell me where?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Next one

Feed me and I live, yet give me a drink and I die...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your in a car race in a blue car. You pass the red car in 2nd place.

What possition are you in now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Next one

Feed me and I live, yet give me a drink and I die..."

Fire?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your in a car race in a blue car. You pass the red car in 2nd place.

What possition are you in now."

2nd place

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Next one

Feed me and I live, yet give me a drink and I die...

Fire?"

CORRECT....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

Quite cryptic this one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your in a car race in a blue car. You pass the red car in 2nd place.

What possition are you in now.

2nd place"

Yep most ppl say 1st.

Not really a riddle but we found most people have trouble naming an animal begginging with he letter N

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

Quite cryptic this one!!"

Coal?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

Quite cryptic this one!!

Coal?"

OH WOW....super well done...you had better not be cheating now!!

NEXT ONE

I am a fruit. If you take away the first letter of my name I become a crime. Take away the first two letters of my name I become an animal. Take away the first and last letter of my name and I become a form of music. What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stumppedal on this one.. we used to play riddles on car rides but not heard this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grape

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Grape"

Excellent...well done...

Next one...super cryptic

How can the number four be half of five?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grape

Excellent...well done...

Next one...super cryptic

How can the number four be half of five?"

This is Fab. Numbers mean nowt

Alot of people on here aren't even sure how old they are

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Grape

Excellent...well done...

Next one...super cryptic

How can the number four be half of five?

This is Fab. Numbers mean nowt

Alot of people on here aren't even sure how old they are"

Harsh...;-)

there are some intelligent normal people on here...would you like the answer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roman Numerals!!!

FOU....IV is in the middle of Five........f iv e

So 4 is half of 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roman Numerals!!!

FOU....IV is in the middle of Five........f iv e

So 4 is half of 5 "

FOUR even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grape

Excellent...well done...

Next one...super cryptic

How can the number four be half of five?

This is Fab. Numbers mean nowt

Alot of people on here aren't even sure how old they are

Harsh...;-)

there are some intelligent normal people on here...would you like the answer?

"

Harsh?

You haven't been here long have you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Grape

Excellent...well done...

Next one...super cryptic

How can the number four be half of five?

This is Fab. Numbers mean nowt

Alot of people on here aren't even sure how old they are

Harsh...;-)

there are some intelligent normal people on here...would you like the answer?

Harsh?

You haven't been here long have you? "

FIVE. Take away the F and E and you're left with IV. That's four in Roman Numerals

next one??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A man wants to enter an exclusive club, but he doesn't know the password. Another man walks to the door and the doorman says 12, the man says 6, and is let in. Another man walks up and the doorman says 6, the man says 3, and is let in. Thinking he had heard enough, he walks up to the door and the doorman says 10, he says 5, and he isn't let in. What should he have said?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man wants to enter an exclusive club, but he doesn't know the password. Another man walks to the door and the doorman says 12, the man says 6, and is let in. Another man walks up and the doorman says 6, the man says 3, and is let in. Thinking he had heard enough, he walks up to the door and the doorman says 10, he says 5, and he isn't let in. What should he have said?"

3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man wants to enter an exclusive club, but he doesn't know the password. Another man walks to the door and the doorman says 12, the man says 6, and is let in. Another man walks up and the doorman says 6, the man says 3, and is let in. Thinking he had heard enough, he walks up to the door and the doorman says 10, he says 5, and he isn't let in. What should he have said?"

" if you let me in, I'll give you a blow job"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A man wants to enter an exclusive club, but he doesn't know the password. Another man walks to the door and the doorman says 12, the man says 6, and is let in. Another man walks up and the doorman says 6, the man says 3, and is let in. Thinking he had heard enough, he walks up to the door and the doorman says 10, he says 5, and he isn't let in. What should he have said?

" if you let me in, I'll give you a blow job""

CLose...lol...guess again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A man wants to enter an exclusive club, but he doesn't know the password. Another man walks to the door and the doorman says 12, the man says 6, and is let in. Another man walks up and the doorman says 6, the man says 3, and is let in. Thinking he had heard enough, he walks up to the door and the doorman says 10, he says 5, and he isn't let in. What should he have said?

3 "

Nope ..guess again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One and a half

Blow jobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One and a half

Blow jobs

"

Oh perrrrrleease...there is me thinking you are an intelligent woman...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One and a half

Blow jobs

Oh perrrrrleease...there is me thinking you are an intelligent woman...

"

Me? No. You are mixing me up with some uvva tart

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds

8?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man wants to enter an exclusive club, but he doesn't know the password. Another man walks to the door and the doorman says 12, the man says 6, and is let in. Another man walks up and the doorman says 6, the man says 3, and is let in. Thinking he had heard enough, he walks up to the door and the doorman says 10, he says 5, and he isn't let in. What should he have said?

3

Nope ..guess again"

3 the number of letters in each word.

Twelve 6

Six 3

Ten 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man wants to enter an exclusive club, but he doesn't know the password. Another man walks to the door and the doorman says 12, the man says 6, and is let in. Another man walks up and the doorman says 6, the man says 3, and is let in. Thinking he had heard enough, he walks up to the door and the doorman says 10, he says 5, and he isn't let in. What should he have said?

3

Nope ..guess again

3 the number of letters in each word.

Twelve 6

Six 3

Ten 3"

I do believe she's right

What ya got OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man wants to enter an exclusive club, but he doesn't know the password. Another man walks to the door and the doorman says 12, the man says 6, and is let in. Another man walks up and the doorman says 6, the man says 3, and is let in. Thinking he had heard enough, he walks up to the door and the doorman says 10, he says 5, and he isn't let in. What should he have said?

3

Nope ..guess again

3 the number of letters in each word.

Twelve 6

Six 3

Ten 3

I do believe she's right

What ya got OP?"

Thanks

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By *easing_twoCouple
over a year ago

Bristol, Thornbury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your in a car race in a blue car. You pass the red car in 2nd place.

What possition are you in now."

2nd place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man wants to enter an exclusive club, but he doesn't know the password. Another man walks to the door and the doorman says 12, the man says 6, and is let in. Another man walks up and the doorman says 6, the man says 3, and is let in. Thinking he had heard enough, he walks up to the door and the doorman says 10, he says 5, and he isn't let in. What should he have said?"
1

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A man wants to enter an exclusive club, but he doesn't know the password. Another man walks to the door and the doorman says 12, the man says 6, and is let in. Another man walks up and the doorman says 6, the man says 3, and is let in. Thinking he had heard enough, he walks up to the door and the doorman says 10, he says 5, and he isn't let in. What should he have said?

yep she is...awesome...clever lot

3

Nope ..guess again

3 the number of letters in each word.

Twelve 6

Six 3

Ten 3"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Next one

Which word does not belong in the following list: Stop cop mop chop prop shop or crop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Next one

Which word does not belong in the following list: Stop cop mop chop prop shop or crop?"

Crop

Its the only one that is a sex toy

And you didnt give us the answer to the last one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Next one

Which word does not belong in the following list: Stop cop mop chop prop shop or crop?

Crop

Its the only one that is a sex toy

And you didnt give us the answer to the last one"

NO...its a family show...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Next one

Which word does not belong in the following list: Stop cop mop chop prop shop or crop?

Crop

Its the only one that is a sex toy

And you didnt give us the answer to the last one"

Actually, scrub that

There a a few male arses that I would like to use my squeegy on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Next one

Which word does not belong in the following list: Stop cop mop chop prop shop or crop?

Crop

Its the only one that is a sex toy

And you didnt give us the answer to the last one

Actually, scrub that

There a a few male arses that I would like to use my squeegy on"

Gulp....btw the answer is 'or'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

next one

When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Im still struggling on an animal begining with N to be fair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im still struggling on an animal begining with N to be fair!"

Newt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"next one

When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?"

Tick Tock

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By *teph-SammieCouple (FF)
over a year ago

just visiting :)

The more you take away, the bigger i get... what am i ? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"next one

When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?

Tick Tock "

Or a baker's dozen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The more you take away, the bigger i get... what am i ? x

"

Hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The more you take away, the bigger i get... what am i ? x

Hole"

Someone's ego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP you have been stealing 11+ exam papers again haven't you?

What have I told you about that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP you have been stealing 11+ exam papers again haven't you?

What have I told you about that?"

A clock is the answer...blimey...and no not been stealing 11+ papers...discuss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape?"

He goes through the first door at night

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Im still struggling on an animal begining with N to be fair!

Newt"

Lol cheers!

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds


"A man wants to enter an exclusive club, but he doesn't know the password. Another man walks to the door and the doorman says 12, the man says 6, and is let in. Another man walks up and the doorman says 6, the man says 3, and is let in. Thinking he had heard enough, he walks up to the door and the doorman says 10, he says 5, and he isn't let in. What should he have said?"
. 12 (1+2). +6 =9.

6. +3=9

10 (1+0). +8=9

Ans = 8

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A man wants to enter an exclusive club, but he doesn't know the password. Another man walks to the door and the doorman says 12, the man says 6, and is let in. Another man walks up and the doorman says 6, the man says 3, and is let in. Thinking he had heard enough, he walks up to the door and the doorman says 10, he says 5, and he isn't let in. What should he have said?. 12 (1+2). +6 =9.

6. +3=9

10 (1+0). +8=9

Ans = 8"

Love the accompanying equation but sadly wrong.....its 4 ...the number of letters in each number!

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