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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

... I fuck yours first!

So many guys say they want my arse, or not just want, but smash it, ravage it, destroy it!

They've been watching too much porn, because as soon as I say I insist on having theirs first, they turns to girls and go, 'be careful', 'be gentle', 'don't hurt me'. When I say, no, I'll take you in the way you want to take my arse, they fade away!

If they take the challenge, I do fuck they're arses, they have such a great time, they completely forget to do me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do right lass. Took my fella 2 yrs to get mine and that was only after I got to play with his lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any man would be stupid to refuse that offer !

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

What's good for the goose is good for the gander

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lol thank you! I have a friend with the thickest cock I've ever had, splits me, but he really wants my arse, eek!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pound my pooper til it looks like minced beef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I so want to put that on my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a good strap on fucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,m off to buy a big strap on, then I can offer the arse mincing service to men asking to fk my arse too. Good thread OP XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pound my pooper til it looks like minced beef "

Now that made me laugh .

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By *ilent.KnightMan
over a year ago

Swindon

My (then) gf said that ...

Turns out pegging is fun

Don't think she expected that to be the way it played out !

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By *rMrs CumalotCouple
over a year ago

East Mids


"My (then) gf said that ...

Turns out pegging is fun

Don't think she expected that to be the way it played out !"

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By *ax55Man
over a year ago

Hertford


"... I fuck yours first!

So many guys say they want my arse, or not just want, but smash it, ravage it, destroy it!

They've been watching too much porn, because as soon as I say I insist on having theirs first, they turns to girls and go, 'be careful', 'be gentle', 'don't hurt me'. When I say, no, I'll take you in the way you want to take my arse, they fade away!

If they take the challenge, I do fuck they're arses, they have such a great time, they completely forget to do me!!!"

Would you do me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... I fuck yours first!

So many guys say they want my arse, or not just want, but smash it, ravage it, destroy it!

They've been watching too much porn, because as soon as I say I insist on having theirs first, they turns to girls and go, 'be careful', 'be gentle', 'don't hurt me'. When I say, no, I'll take you in the way you want to take my arse, they fade away!

If they take the challenge, I do fuck they're arses, they have such a great time, they completely forget to do me!!!"

You are a formidable woman! I take my hat off to you

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Ahhh fuck I did it the wrong way around again grrrr...literally ruined

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've fucked so many guys arses, my knees are going (literally). I may have to hang up Purple Ronnie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've fucked so many guys arses, my knees are going (literally). I may have to hang up Purple Ronnie"

Haha love it! Im sure men well those that dont take it up the arse think its no biggy (and in the gay scene its seen as him being more THE MAN haha) but it takes some balls to take it i tell ya! And you lady have balls!! I wouldnt mess with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lol I'm a pussy cat really, but then they have claws!

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By *uck knows41Man
over a year ago

Arbroath

If your knees are sore try lying down and let him impale him self on your strapon you can now watch or play with his cock

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"Pound my pooper til it looks like minced beef "

Brilliant.

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By *ugga81Man
over a year ago

West Malling


"... I fuck yours first!

So many guys say they want my arse, or not just want, but smash it, ravage it, destroy it!

They've been watching too much porn, because as soon as I say I insist on having theirs first, they turns to girls and go, 'be careful', 'be gentle', 'don't hurt me'. When I say, no, I'll take you in the way you want to take my arse, they fade away!

If they take the challenge, I do fuck they're arses, they have such a great time, they completely forget to do me!!!"

Challenge accepted: )

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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To be honest that would be a deal breaker which I would pass on

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Brilliant thread OP. Gave me a right good laugh.

You go girl!

(That said... I’m not taking a wanger up my banger!)

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

With all the guys on here starting pegging threads, I do worry the OP's inbox will explode

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"With all the guys on here starting pegging threads, I do worry the OP's inbox will explode "
this thread gets funnier. Explode yer box. (I’m definitely stealing these lines)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... I fuck yours first!

So many guys say they want my arse, or not just want, but smash it, ravage it, destroy it!

They've been watching too much porn, because as soon as I say I insist on having theirs first, they turns to girls and go, 'be careful', 'be gentle', 'don't hurt me'. When I say, no, I'll take you in the way you want to take my arse, they fade away!

If they take the challenge, I do fuck they're arses, they have such a great time, they completely forget to do me!!!"

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)


"... I fuck yours first!

So many guys say they want my arse, or not just want, but smash it, ravage it, destroy it!

They've been watching too much porn, because as soon as I say I insist on having theirs first, they turns to girls and go, 'be careful', 'be gentle', 'don't hurt me'. When I say, no, I'll take you in the way you want to take my arse, they fade away!

If they take the challenge, I do fuck they're arses, they have such a great time, they completely forget to do me!!!"

Oh my goodness yes!

I am so glad I'm not the only one who says/does that and gets irritated by men who get all precious when moment to before they wanted to 'pound you hard'

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By *iboy1968Man
over a year ago

Cramlington

why do I never get that offer off women I think I would jump at the chance and I would be saying I bet you cant pound it harder

its only right if I want to have your arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You may have mine.

Not really interested in reciprocating to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds great sweetie.xxxx

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton


"... I fuck yours first!

So many guys say they want my arse, or not just want, but smash it, ravage it, destroy it!

They've been watching too much porn, because as soon as I say I insist on having theirs first, they turns to girls and go, 'be careful', 'be gentle', 'don't hurt me'. When I say, no, I'll take you in the way you want to take my arse, they fade away!

If they take the challenge, I do fuck they're arses, they have such a great time, they completely forget to do me!!!"

So right!!

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By *eggysallyTV/TS
over a year ago

manchester


"... I fuck yours first!

So many guys say they want my arse, or not just want, but smash it, ravage it, destroy it!

They've been watching too much porn, because as soon as I say I insist on having theirs first, they turns to girls and go, 'be careful', 'be gentle', 'don't hurt me'. When I say, no, I'll take you in the way you want to take my arse, they fade away!

If they take the challenge, I do fuck they're arses, they have such a great time, they completely forget to do me!!!"

Can i sign up for this challenge x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would not have a problem with that at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lol as long as it's only my inbox that explodes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id love for you to fuck me first,id love to see your expression on your face when your fucking me hard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's the 'nice' turn of phrase they use. Kinda links into the 'unpaid prostitute' thread earlier this week!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"lol as long as it's only my inbox that explodes!"

From what you're saying, it could be the guy that goes BANG too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not wanting this peachy lil arse then op?

Ok. I’ll get on with enjoying the fellas again then

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By *arah_11TV/TS
over a year ago

Yeadon/Leeds

I have a strap on, if any ladies want to fuck my ass?! Sarah x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've fucked so many guys arses, my knees are going (literally). I may have to hang up Purple Ronnie"

B&Q do knee pads that'll be what you need for Ronnie to go back to doing what he does best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've fucked so many guys arses, my knees are going (literally). I may have to hang up Purple Ronnie"

You named your strap on after the vimto character what a gal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to be fucked by a woman first

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Being pegged is on my bucket list. Have my own anal toy that my fwb used on me. She also used her vib on my butt. At full speed no less. Bloody amazing.

However. I attempted anal with her. Took it very gently and yet still had to bail.

Won that round lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... I fuck yours first!

So many guys say they want my arse, or not just want, but smash it, ravage it, destroy it!

They've been watching too much porn, because as soon as I say I insist on having theirs first, they turns to girls and go, 'be careful', 'be gentle', 'don't hurt me'. When I say, no, I'll take you in the way you want to take my arse, they fade away!

If they take the challenge, I do fuck they're arses, they have such a great time, they completely forget to do me!!!"

Cool story bro

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By *LUFFER200Man
over a year ago

North Devon

Have tried receiving once from a good lady friend and was surprised to find I enjoyed it. Will I ever try the real thing? Never say never, but for now am quite happy being pegged by considerate females.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rarely come across men on here that don't like it

And even a few that are happy to receive but don't like giving anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... I fuck yours first!

So many guys say they want my arse, or not just want, but smash it, ravage it, destroy it!

They've been watching too much porn, because as soon as I say I insist on having theirs first, they turns to girls and go, 'be careful', 'be gentle', 'don't hurt me'. When I say, no, I'll take you in the way you want to take my arse, they fade away!

If they take the challenge, I do fuck they're arses, they have such a great time, they completely forget to do me!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes they are good at talking on the site that’s about it

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By *exysurferMan
over a year ago

Bromley

Been pegged once and loved it.

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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... I fuck yours first!

So many guys say they want my arse, or not just want, but smash it, ravage it, destroy it!

They've been watching too much porn, because as soon as I say I insist on having theirs first, they turns to girls and go, 'be careful', 'be gentle', 'don't hurt me'. When I say, no, I'll take you in the way you want to take my arse, they fade away!

If they take the challenge, I do fuck they're arses, they have such a great time, they completely forget to do me!!!"

Well some of us would gladly be taken first!

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

I've been pegged and nearly passed out from it...awesome experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... I fuck yours first!

If they take the challenge, I do fuck they're arses, they have such a great time, they completely forget to do me!!!"

yep done this a few times x

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By *otnew16Man
over a year ago

Dartford

Fallen Madonna I’d welcome you with open cheeks!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... I fuck yours first!"

Happily... But I wouldn't forget the deal and would still want your ass afterwards

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By *egmelpoolMan
over a year ago

liverpool

I would do anything to meet a woman who will peg me

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