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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

Ignore, avoid , or leave on fire even when the need to urinate is overwhemling?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

...might give you half a stale hobnob...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pour petrol over you and cook some sausages

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Pour petrol over you and cook some sausages

Free range....?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Pour petrol over you and cook some sausages

Free range....?"

Can you get free-range petrol these days??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4* with some added oil

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"4* with some added oil

Ahhhhh...

Extra Virgin olive oil?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i asked him for a drink sometime and he went werid so set on fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well i asked him for a drink sometime and he went werid so set on fire

Weird *

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Pour petrol over you and cook some sausages

Free range....?"

I felt that this worked on 2 levels. The obvious, and then also the use of my burning remains as a free to use range for the purposes of cooking.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Well i asked him for a drink sometime and he went werid so set on fire

It was a moment of madness. I broke my own rule.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toasted marshmallow anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well i asked him for a drink sometime and he went werid so set on fire

It was a moment of madness. I broke my own rule. "

What? I asked you for a drink!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Toasted marshmallow anyone?"

No thanks...probably tastes of petrol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a moment of madness. I broke my own rule. "

Clem has rules?

Who is this imposter?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

It was a moment of madness. I broke my own rule.

Clem has rules?

Who is this imposter?"

Rule 1. It should, ideally, have a pulse...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a moment of madness. I broke my own rule.

Clem has rules?

Who is this imposter?

Rule 1. It should, ideally, have a pulse...

I have a pulse!!!

I'm nearly there!!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

It was a moment of madness. I broke my own rule.

Clem has rules?

Who is this imposter?

Rule 1. It should, ideally, have a pulse...

I have a pulse!!!

I'm nearly there!!"

...get in there!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clem, do you need a hug?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I wouldn't leave you on fire Clem,I'd get someone else to pee on you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is urine a fire accelerant???

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