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By *LCC OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Has anyone checked out a website called “stop masturbation now .com”? (its all one word, but forum rules prevent me from sharing the actual link)

It has wonderful advice on there such as “how to spot a masturbator”

"Most normal people wash their hands as a way to stay clean and prevent the spread of harmful germs. When using the restroom, a normal person will wash their hands upon entering the restroom, so they do not spread bacteria and viruses to their genitals, while they relieve themselves afterwards. This is why non masturbators do not give themselves STDs. On the other hand, Masturbators will relieve themselves first (with soiled hands), then wash their hands afterwards. They do so, to wash away the disgust of what lives on their genitals, as well as the subconscious shame they have from being a Masturbator. Unfortunately, their lack of hygiene often times results in the spread of STDs, such as: the Clap, the Gay, Herpes, and the bad AIDS. Next time you see someone washing their hands afterwards, in the restroom, make sure to let them know that they aren’t fooling anyone.”

It sells the “anti-masturbation cross” a actual cross that you can strap on to stop masturbation Its only $200!

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By *estMidsHotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Near Malvern

Quality Facebook group called, Christian mothers against masturbation. Check that out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds a quality read

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By *otgirl32Woman
over a year ago

Ashton Under Lyne

What drivel. Nothing wrong with masturbation although actual sex is much more fun. This rubbish is consistent with a post I made about sex being taboo in our society.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no... Not "the gay"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the article - Is Masturbation causing Climate Change - brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It sounds like a joke site. I haven't looked at it....but is it meant to be taken seriously?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It sounds like a joke site. I haven't looked at it....but is it meant to be taken seriously?"

Nope, just look at the climate change one - it's great.

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By *LCC OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Oh no... Not "the gay" "

And "the bad AIDS", not even the good AIDS!

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By *LCC OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate

As a fully committed wanker I'm going to stop immediately (not)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh no... Not "the gay"

And "the bad AIDS", not even the good AIDS!"

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By *ysnomiaMan
over a year ago

Preston


"It sells the “anti-masturbation cross” a actual cross that you can strap on to stop masturbation Its only $200!

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Bargain! Should we get a few?

Sounds as bad as them god-bods who dont really like anything...

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By *ittenbutnotshyCouple
over a year ago

North Manchester


"Quality Facebook group called, Christian mothers against masturbation. Check that out!"

OMG that's hilarious apparently "the clitoris is the devils doorbell"

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By *ittenbutnotshyCouple
over a year ago

North Manchester


"Quality Facebook group called, Christian mothers against masturbation. Check that out!"

"Before you spend your money on diamonds make sure she hasn't self-raped her sin cave"

Jesus these people are fucked up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just looking at it! priceless..love the fact that they can't spell it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Handzoff Anti-masturbatory Gum'!!!

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By *ittenbutnotshyCouple
over a year ago

North Manchester


"just looking at it! priceless..love the fact that they can't spell it!"

Just watch that sin cave, there's nothing there but eternal damnation!

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over a year ago

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By *ittenbutnotshyCouple
over a year ago

North Manchester


"'Handzoff Anti-masturbatory Gum'!!!"

And the anti masturbation cross for kids! WTF

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By *LCC OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Quality Facebook group called, Christian mothers against masturbation. Check that out!

OMG that's hilarious apparently "the clitoris is the devils doorbell"

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Does the devil live inside?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Handzoff Anti-masturbatory Gum'!!!

And the anti masturbation cross for kids! WTF"

may have to my search for seasonal easter decorations with that one!

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