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OMG!! WHY DO MEN "EXAGERATE ABOUT THE SIZE OF THEIR COCKS!!" ????

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By *ssentialminx2011 OP   Couple
over a year ago

sheffield

Hi fellow Gr8 Fabsters out there xxx

Tell me now (epecially you ladies lol)

IS it "just me??" but ~ have a Gr8 deal of the guys you have met "exagerated about the actual size of their cock!!???" lol pmaol xxx ???

Becos TBPH WITHYA NOW .....

in my experience ,almost every one of them had "added on "btwn 1~ 4 inches!! to their real actual size!!!;-)

Eg: "i a gud 9in~wen inactual fact he was more a 6~7in max!!!! pmaol

CUM ON NOW PPL ~ lets discuss this lol xx Alex xx;-) ~ wait 4 it !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe some who say have a bigger cock have glasses on that make everything look bigger ..... its there eyes .... or in there head thay have this big cock and really its all dreams ... xx

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

i just got a mail from a guy who calls himself vwe in his tagline... Hes fairly new so i didn't say anything, but if he messages someone less discreet than me he'll find out that what hes so proud of is distinctly average!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have found in my time swinging and coming across one or two very Big cocks thay never really said alot about there Big cock ..... just when thay got it out had a very Big smile on there face .. lol

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By *ingmasterMan
over a year ago

nottingham

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By *ingmasterMan
over a year ago

nottingham

why do women lie about their dress size ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does " pmaol " mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 31/08/11 06:48:21]"
lol i am 14 .. size and still my jeans are to big and drives me nuts .... and hate baggy bums like tight .. lol

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By *ingmasterMan
over a year ago

nottingham

i see so many profiles ,that display pics that were years old and several pounds ago . ask for recent pics and its like seeing a different person .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i see so many profiles ,that display pics that were years old and several pounds ago . ask for recent pics and its like seeing a different person ."
well all i know is my pics are me and how i look now ...... so thats all i worrie about ..... and others who have pics thay are years old need to worrie as when meeting face to face could go very wrong and people could be put off .... i think i would be ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i see so many profiles ,that display pics that were years old and several pounds ago . ask for recent pics and its like seeing a different person ."
maybe you should do your own post about woman lieing about dress size and old pics .. see what thay say .... its like men lieing about willy size ... same things .. maybe all need glasses and a tape .. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why do women lie about their dress size ?"

i hardly think that is the same. perhaps the same would be women who lied about their breast size, said it was one size then wore a bra with chicken fillets. dress size is not really on the same comparison

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By *ingmasterMan
over a year ago

nottingham


"i see so many profiles ,that display pics that were years old and several pounds ago . ask for recent pics and its like seeing a different person . maybe you should do your own post about woman lieing about dress size and old pics .. see what thay say .... its like men lieing about willy size ... same things .. maybe all need glasses and a tape .. lol "

precisely . why pick on men ? i for one am fed up of all the scapegoating on here of men . its lazy and shortsighted .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i see so many profiles ,that display pics that were years old and several pounds ago . ask for recent pics and its like seeing a different person . maybe you should do your own post about woman lieing about dress size and old pics .. see what thay say .... its like men lieing about willy size ... same things .. maybe all need glasses and a tape .. lol

precisely . why pick on men ? i for one am fed up of all the scapegoating on here of men . its lazy and shortsighted . "
I think someone got out of the wrong side of bed

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By *r_TrojanMan
over a year ago

In The North

These guys just show themselves up if they cant be comfortable with what they have and feel they have to live about it just et laid.. mind i suppose its due to demand, some women on here wont touch guys wont dont fit certain criteria where cock size is concerned and it must play on their poor minds....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i agree actually.not just men that tell fibs i find its guys height they tend to b a little generous with and well some chicks idea of curvy ? If ur short.say it if ur heavy say it? That way no one gets disapointed and starts moaning? Just my 2ps worth. Auds. X

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By *ingmasterMan
over a year ago

nottingham

i wish folk would make their mind up . i thought the overwhelming consensus was that size doesnt matter , its how you use it and all your other skills .

thats why i spat ma dummy out . its just a dig at men for no reason .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i wish folk would make their mind up . i thought the overwhelming consensus was that size doesnt matter , its how you use it and all your other skills .

thats why i spat ma dummy out . its just a dig at men for no reason . "
To some everything matters .. in there head thay have a pic of the person thay would like to meet and alot dont live up to it ..

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By *r_TrojanMan
over a year ago

In The North

simply just ignore it... thats what i do... i am not perfect, i cant be expected to be what someone expects me to be... but i know my own tricks to please a woman and to me thats all that matters...

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"i wish folk would make their mind up . i thought the overwhelming consensus was that size doesnt matter , its how you use it and all your other skills .

thats why i spat ma dummy out . its just a dig at men for no reason . "

No it isn't. It's a dig at men who lie. Those men who are honest about size or (even better) don't make a big deal about their cock size are not the ones being talked about here. Its the guys with usernames like 'BIGDONG24INCHES' and who show pics of something akin to a cocktail suasage who are being talked about.

Don't look for offence. There's plenty around for you without co-opting others.

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By *ingmasterMan
over a year ago

nottingham


"i wish folk would make their mind up . i thought the overwhelming consensus was that size doesnt matter , its how you use it and all your other skills .

thats why i spat ma dummy out . its just a dig at men for no reason .

No it isn't. It's a dig at men who lie. Those men who are honest about size or (even better) don't make a big deal about their cock size are not the ones being talked about here. Its the guys with usernames like 'BIGDONG24INCHES' and who show pics of something akin to a cocktail suasage who are being talked about.

Don't look for offence. There's plenty around for you without co-opting others."

But why specify men who lie ? why not start a topic about PEOPLE who lie ?

thats my point ...... oh whats the use .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"simply just ignore it... thats what i do... i am not perfect, i cant be expected to be what someone expects me to be... but i know my own tricks to please a woman and to me thats all that matters..."
I couldn't agree more

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"i wish folk would make their mind up . i thought the overwhelming consensus was that size doesnt matter , its how you use it and all your other skills .

thats why i spat ma dummy out . its just a dig at men for no reason .

No it isn't. It's a dig at men who lie. Those men who are honest about size or (even better) don't make a big deal about their cock size are not the ones being talked about here. Its the guys with usernames like 'BIGDONG24INCHES' and who show pics of something akin to a cocktail suasage who are being talked about.

Don't look for offence. There's plenty around for you without co-opting others.

But why specify men who lie ? why not start a topic about PEOPLE who lie ?

thats my point ...... oh whats the use ."

Because it is a post about men who lie about their cock sizes. Are you new to the forums?

Start your own post if you have a beef, like most people.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"i wish folk would make their mind up . i thought the overwhelming consensus was that size doesnt matter , its how you use it and all your other skills .

thats why i spat ma dummy out . its just a dig at men for no reason .

No it isn't. It's a dig at men who lie. Those men who are honest about size or (even better) don't make a big deal about their cock size are not the ones being talked about here. Its the guys with usernames like 'BIGDONG24INCHES' and who show pics of something akin to a cocktail suasage who are being talked about.

Don't look for offence. There's plenty around for you without co-opting others.

But why specify men who lie ? why not start a topic about PEOPLE who lie ?

thats my point ...... oh whats the use ."

maye the OP hasnt experienced any women that lie, maybe she only plays with men and so her whole experience on this site is from men.

if you want to redress the balance start your own thread about women and/or couples (they seem to have missd out o this one ) who lie

alos, just to throw a little someting out there - maybe its other women who give these men a false sense of granduer (not sure thats spelt right lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i wish folk would make their mind up . i thought the overwhelming consensus was that size doesnt matter , its how you use it and all your other skills .

thats why i spat ma dummy out . its just a dig at men for no reason .

No it isn't. It's a dig at men who lie. Those men who are honest about size or (even better) don't make a big deal about their cock size are not th ones being talked about here. Its the guys with usernames like 'BIGDONG24INCHES' and who show pics of something akin to a cocktail suasage who are being talked ab

Don't look for offence. There's plenty around for you without co-opting others.

But why specify men who lie ? why not start a

topic about PEOPLE who lie ?

thats my point ...... oh whats the use ."
take a chill man, I describe myself as 'chubby' on my profile whereas others would just call me fat, I'm not lying it's just what I see myself as and as with any other profile . . .

If you don't like it. . . . move on

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By *ingmasterMan
over a year ago

nottingham


"i wish folk would make their mind up . i thought the overwhelming consensus was that size doesnt matter , its how you use it and all your other skills .

thats why i spat ma dummy out . its just a dig at men for no reason .

No it isn't. It's a dig at men who lie. Those men who are honest about size or (even better) don't make a big deal about their cock size are not the ones being talked about here. Its the guys with usernames like 'BIGDONG24INCHES' and who show pics of something akin to a cocktail suasage who are being talked about.

Don't look for offence. There's plenty around for you without co-opting others.

But why specify men who lie ? why not start a topic about PEOPLE who lie ?

thats my point ...... oh whats the use .

Because it is a post about men who lie about their cock sizes. Are you new to the forums?

Start your own post if you have a beef, like most people."

Excuse me , are YOU new to forums ? im perfectly entitled to post my view on any topic being discussed in whatever manner i wish to , within the rules . patronise someone else .

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"alos, just to throw a little someting out there - maybe its other women who give these men a false sense of granduer (not sure thats spelt right lol)"

You know, that would explain a lot! Its much easier to agree than tell someone the truth.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"i wish folk would make their mind up . i thought the overwhelming consensus was that size doesnt matter , its how you use it and all your other skills .

thats why i spat ma dummy out . its just a dig at men for no reason .

No it isn't. It's a dig at men who lie. Those men who are honest about size or (even better) don't make a big deal about their cock size are not the ones being talked about here. Its the guys with usernames like 'BIGDONG24INCHES' and who show pics of something akin to a cocktail suasage who are being talked about.

Don't look for offence. There's plenty around for you without co-opting others.

But why specify men who lie ? why not start a topic about PEOPLE who lie ?

thats my point ...... oh whats the use .

Because it is a post about men who lie about their cock sizes. Are you new to the forums?

Start your own post if you have a beef, like most people.

Excuse me , are YOU new to forums ? im perfectly entitled to post my view on any topic being discussed in whatever manner i wish to , within the rules . patronise someone else ."

Does this post strike a bit close to home then? You seem awfully touchy about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i wish folk would make their mind up . i thought the overwhelming consensus was that size doesnt matter , its how you use it and all your other skills .

thats why i spat ma dummy out . its just a dig at men for no reason .

No it isn't. It's a dig at men who lie. Those men who are honest about size or (even better) don't make a big deal about their cock size are not the ones being talked about here. Its the guys with usernames like 'BIGDONG24INCHES' and who show pics of something akin to a cocktail suasage who are being talked about.

Don't look for offence. There's plenty around for you without co-opting others.

But why specify men who lie ? why not start topic about PEOPLE who lie ?

thats my point ...... oh whats the use .

Because it is a post about men who lie abouttheir cock sizes. Are you new to the forums?

Start your own post if you have a beef, like most people.

Excuse me , are YOU new to forums ? im perfectly entitled to post my view on any topic being discussed in whatever manner i wish to , within the rules . patronise someone else ."
ooooooooooooooooooo handbags lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size definately doesnt matter, its skil in using it and other parts of your body ... but men and women who lie about sizes ....cocks, dresses, height, breasts .... are all lacking the self confidence to say here i am, i like who i am and take me as you find me (oh please take me anyway lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Size definately doesnt matter, its skil in using it and other parts of your body ... but men and women who lie about sizes ....cocks, dresses, height, breasts .... are all lacking the self confidence to say here i am, i like who i am and take me as you find me (oh please take me anyway lol) "
Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does " pmaol " mean?

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piss myself all over leg?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never lie bout my 20incher ,cheers ivor bigun-makeyoureyeswater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never lie bout my 20incher ,cheers ivor bigun-makeyoureyeswater"
well theres nothing wrong in dreaming , lol most of us woman do here dream of super man too ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never lie bout my 20incher ,cheers ivor bigun-makeyoureyeswater"
I can vouch for his 20 incher, he went sooooo deep I could hardly accommodate it in my size 8 frame!!!

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does " pmaol " mean?

piss myself all over leg?"
Really? That's rubbish lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah miss Julie I remember u,I stood up and put in across on a chair and u practised ur tight rope walking across it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah miss Julie I remember u,I stood up and put in across on a chair and u practised ur tight rope walking across it "
Yes that's me, good job I had my 32JJ breasts for balance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I was disapointed with them little breasts not like that lady with the triple L cups on here and size 0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I was disapointed with them little breasts not like that lady with the triple L cups on here and size 0 "
Hey what can I say, this forum is all about disappointment! lol

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By *ssentialminx2011 OP   Couple
over a year ago

sheffield

WELL SAID BABES TYVM XX Mwah!!!Mwah!!!

I cudntagree more tbh xx

YES!! there's a Gr8 deal of Gawjus fit as fuck 1000% Genuinely nice guys on this site ASWELL THANK GOD !! !! (sum of which I'VE already had the pleasure of meeting!!,in my "massive" lol 3 weeks of sexperience xx

(btw~thats pee'ed my arseoff laffing) which is a bitof no no,if ya think abt it !!! lol xx

ie:ya dont piss from ya arse do ya ?

Back to the point ........;-)

I knew this "thread " would very much "rattle MORE THAN A FEW exaggerators' consciences'S!"& so be it.

& i also 1000% agree with that Gr8 comment about the silent VWE/VVWE/VVVWE

Genuine Guys saying absolutely "nowt!!",instead ,merely letting "THEIR ACTIONS speak louder than THEIR WRITTEN WORDS!!" xx

& ANOTHER PET8.....Grrrrrr ~(that's it ~on on mission now!!)~ LOL ~

is the conveniently 'borrowed' MASSIVE COCK PIX!! ~ OMFG!!! sad gitz (soz but it's SOOOOO got2be sed) AND ??

SURELY???!!!! ~ THIS "SHOULD" HAVE BEEN THREADED YEARS AGO ??? ~ OR HAD KNOW1 GOT THE BLOODY GUTZ to mention it ??

xx OOOPS !!;-)X

Alex ~puts her crash helmet on and covers her head with a cushion, white flag ready in antipation!!! XX .....

OMG ~"JUST HOW THICK DO THESE "boys" think we intelligent women/PPL are on this FABSITE!!????? xx

But what's even funnier (more sad??).....!! is those that post "fcuking MODEL AGENCY pix on their profiles,pretending its them! lol

"how sad is that ??"

ohhh cum on,its sooooo widespead happens on ALL sites.We must have ALL @ sumtime,fell4 that"old chestnut!!"

I know it's like "fantasy island for a small minority with a lack of self~esteem & confidence & is an easy (annonymous way) to fantasize for a little while (until it cums to that "can i see a face piccie/see more pix)last message time lol ~saddo's

~hands~up i've ALSO fell 4 it ~and dont mind admitting it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah bugger since posting I've got 20 inches I've got 50 mails for ladies,soz miss Julie gonna have to split and read them,god they gonna be disappointed when they relised I've lied and it's only 19.7 inches !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bored now!!!!!

I'm too old to keep up with all that " txt spk "!

Have a good day folks x

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By *ssentialminx2011 OP   Couple
over a year ago

sheffield

OMFing G!! "TRIPLE WHAT SIZE????!""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bored now!!!!!

I'm too old to keep up with all that " txt spk "!

Have a good day folks x"

I've got a headsache after reading hte post you refer to!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"i wish folk would make their mind up . i thought the overwhelming consensus was that size doesnt matter , its how you use it and all your other skills .

thats why i spat ma dummy out . its just a dig at men for no reason .

No it isn't. It's a dig at men who lie. Those men who are honest about size or (even better) don't make a big deal about their cock size are not the ones being talked about here. Its the guys with usernames like 'BIGDONG24INCHES' and who show pics of something akin to a cocktail suasage who are being talked about.

Don't look for offence. There's plenty around for you without co-opting others.

But why specify men who lie ? why not start a topic about PEOPLE who lie ?

thats my point ...... oh whats the use .

Because it is a post about men who lie about their cock sizes. Are you new to the forums?

Start your own post if you have a beef, like most people.

Excuse me , are YOU new to forums ? im perfectly entitled to post my view on any topic being discussed in whatever manner i wish to , within the rules . patronise someone else .

Does this post strike a bit close to home then? You seem awfully touchy about it."

I apologise for this. I shouldn't go on the forums before my morning tea.

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


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& ANOTHER PET8.....Grrrrrr ~(that's it ~on on mission now!!)~ LOL ~

is the conveniently 'borrowed' MASSIVE COCK PIX!! ~ OMFG!!! sad gitz (soz but it's SOOOOO got2be sed) AND ??

SURELY???!!!! ~ THIS "SHOULD" HAVE BEEN THREADED YEARS AGO ??? ~ OR HAD KNOW1 GOT THE BLOODY GUTZ to mention it ??

xx OOOPS !!;-)X

Alex ~puts her crash helmet on and covers her head with a cushion, white flag ready in antipation!!! XX .....

OMG ~"JUST HOW THICK DO THESE "boys" think we intelligent women/PPL are on this FABSITE!!????? xx

But what's even funnier (more sad??).....!! is those that post "fcuking MODEL AGENCY pix on their profiles,pretending its them! lol

"how sad is that ??"

ohhh cum on,its sooooo widespead happens on ALL sites.We must have ALL @ sumtime,fell4 that"old chestnut!!"

I know it's like "fantasy island for a small minority with a lack of self~esteem & confidence & is an easy (annonymous way) to fantasize for a little while (until it cums to that "can i see a face piccie/see more pix)last message time lol ~saddo's

~hands~up i've ALSO fell 4 it ~and dont mind admitting it!

"

There are lots of people who post pics from the net on their profile

If you see any you think are fake then report them and let Admin deal with it, I do and Tineye (amongst other sites) is great at spotting them and I have to say it isn't just the single males that post pics that aren't of them, couples and single females do it too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The truly gifted ones do not need to say anything, just a tasteful pic or two in their profiles will do the trick!

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

We like the photoshopped ones as well, were they have stretched their cocks

Obviously gambling on the chance when they get them out, the other parties says, well sod it as you are here...

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed

Its not just men who exagerate. Women also put as big a spin on there features as possible.ie slim when really average would be pushing it. If cock size is a governing factor in a meeting then just ask to see it on a webcam before any meeting preferable with a ruler. If they don`t have a webcam then dont bother aspractically all laptop have a built in cam and its like a fiver or tenner for a very cheap cam.

For example we would never rely on photos. It does not take a genius to set up a fake account with fake face pics. It would take me five minutes tops. A fake webcam conversation is technically so difficult that it would require you to hire a actor to stand in for your cock while you talk. or in our case it would require a single bloke to hire a female on the off chance we would arrange to meet. but even then if we turned up and it was not as advertised ie the lady disappeared. we would not take one second further to get in the car and go home. we are not desperate. keen but not desperate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am realistic about my size and consider myself a BBW.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I have ever asked a guys cock size since being on this site. The fact that it works and what they are going to do with it interests me more. I tend to meet more from Chat rooms than from messages. I find the interaction from speaking to someone off there better than just relying on ping pong messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but hey in saying all that, who said he had a 20" cock btw haha!!!!!

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By *ssentialminx2011 OP   Couple
over a year ago

sheffield

OMFG !!! "HIRING BLOODY ACTORS!! wtf ?

Thats why (a)you talk on the fone

(b) you webcam chat ~wenever

possible

(c) they gettheir"STANLEY"

tape measure out lol

*only kidding*

(d) ya take YOURE STANLEY tape measure on the date with ya lol & bleeding strangle the twat with it ,if its 3ins less than he stated

"simples!!";-) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

& ANOTHER PET8.....Grrrrrr ~(that's it ~on on mission now!!)~ LOL ~

is the conveniently 'borrowed' MASSIVE COCK PIX!! ~ OMFG!!! sad gitz (soz but it's SOOOOO got2be sed) AND ??

SURELY???!!!! ~ THIS "SHOULD" HAVE BEEN THREADED YEARS AGO ??? ~ OR HAD KNOW1 GOT THE BLOODY GUTZ to mention it ??

xx OOOPS !!;-)X

Alex ~puts her crash helmet on and covers her head with a cushion, white flag ready in antipation!!! XX .....

OMG ~"JUST HOW THICK DO THESE "boys" think we intelligent women/PPL are on this FABSITE!!????? xx

But what's even funnier (more sad??).....!! is those that post "fcuking MODEL AGENCY pix on their profiles,pretending its them! lol

"how sad is that ??"

ohhh cum on,its sooooo widespead happens on ALL sites.We must have ALL @ sumtime,fell4 that"old chestnut!!"

I know it's like "fantasy island for a small minority with a lack of self~esteem & confidence & is an easy (annonymous way) to fantasize for a little while (until it cums to that "can i see a face piccie/see more pix)last message time lol ~saddo's

~hands~up i've ALSO fell 4 it ~and dont mind admitting it!

There are lots of people who post pics from the net on their profile

If you see any you think are fake then report them and let Admin deal with it, I do and Tineye (amongst other sites) is great at spotting them and I have to say it isn't just the single males that post pics that aren't of them, couples and single females do it too! "

Nope, have to give up. Tried reading this but got a migraine half way through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my cocks average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just remember, its fine to laugh in the bedroom, just dont point....

The simple truth is guys will think that if the girl has arranged to meet on the strength of the lie, put all the effort into getting ready and going, once the truth comes out they'll just say what the hell and shag them anyway...

Better to play to your strengths... if the only way you can entice a girl is saying you have a cock so big you need a transfusion just to get it hard you're kinda lacking in any other appealable factor lol

Personally, i've never measured. The pics are in the private gallery so people can make their own mind up if we get on well enough for me to add them

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Can't say that cock size bothers me...have never asked a guy how big he is before a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its not a question i ask in the 1st stage of taking

i dont think i ask it

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

i do like a nice sized one to play with but as long as they know what to do with it, thats what matters most !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only been asked once if I had a big cock, so I answered back, "Why you need to know that, have you got a big cunt?"

Then they blocked us ...... there's some funny buggers about

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"

But why specify men who lie ? why not start a topic about PEOPLE who lie ?

thats my point ...... oh whats the use ."

the people is that if men would stop playing up to whatever stereotype they are trying to.... and women/couples would stop asking for some fantasy that most of the public wouldn't be able to meet (but funny enough a lot of the male swinging population claim to have) then it would not be such an issue...

I get asked about it... my standard response is "never measured it, don't intend to" if that answer isn't good enough for people they can move on....

has it cost me meets.... absolutely!

does it bother me that it has cost me... not in the slightest!

you can make the wider point about everyone lying about.. but then if you want to attack other people or groups it would probably be better in another thread rather than attacking the OP and others...

you could see how people could construed that as being "belittling" and "condescending"

so who is the blame?

The people who play up to the notion in profiles that "size is everything"?

The people who won't play with people unless they are of a certain size?

Society for putting that mindset into people in the first place?

Porn for only using people with big bits to re-inforce the stereotype?

all of the above? some of the above? none of the above?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only been asked once if I had a big cock, so I answered back, "Why you need to know that, have you got a big cunt?"

Then they blocked us ...... there's some funny buggers about "

hahhahahah i said something similar a while back

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By *ssentialminx2011 OP   Couple
over a year ago

sheffield

size doesn't matter ????

YES OK !! i get ya drift !!

I AGREE ~ Gr8 hands , Long~fingers(with very short nails,filed well);-) and brilliant oral skills are fab attributes,but personally,if i couldn't feel him(virginally/Anally)what would be the point??

We're ALL TOTALLY INDIVIDUALS "thank gudness" we are,cos what a boring olde world it'ad be if we wernt xx

& YEP ...."IT'S DEFO HOW "THEY" USE IT ASWELL 1000,000 PERCENT I AGREE WITH THAT ONE !!(ive had better harder sex witha 7inch guy ,than i had with a younger lad with 11~rest my case!!

It's totally a combination of technique and size together xx

A Gr8Easy going natural personality

A vsoh,confidence and of course plenty of experience (well practise does ~make perfect) !! lol xx

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By *JcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cannock

Was the smile on there face or yours ?

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By *ssentialminx2011 OP   Couple
over a year ago

sheffield

ouhhhhhwww!! THE "C" WORD ~ NOT NICE XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i do like a nice sized one to play with but as long as they know what to do with it, thats what matters most !"

im the same x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

size does matter. noone likes a big bucket fanny

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By *hiluk1ukMan
over a year ago

Prescot

I think guys lie because many women and couples on here advertise that they are looking for VWE or 8inch plus, or something similar, so they are desperate to try and prove themselves worthy. I would never advertise my cock size, nor send a pic of it, nor tell anyone how big it is, I don't feel its relevant.

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By *ssentialminx2011 OP   Couple
over a year ago

sheffield

what a load of effing crap!!!

"JESUS !" GIVE ME STRENGTH !! XX

& HERE MOI THINKING THIS SITE WAS FOR ADULTS OMG!! xx

PS " sez "those" guys that have to leave their clothes on whilst shagging ya ~cos theyre "that" fat;-) xx "no idea never measured it WTF!!"

It's like ppl that says ~ "i'm an EX RUGBY PLAYER!" = 5stone over weight,with a massive beer belly & hasnt done a sit up since Y11 lol

or better still ~ "I'm a personal trainer" WHAT?? = yet didnt know his Epicondells from his elbow!! LOL

BEST ONE IS ..."I'm a fire fighter!!,~ yet ask him to name "basic everyday kit used & he suddenly gets amnesia

*WEVE HEARD IT "A L L !!" B4 M8 TRY AGEN !! xxx lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have met and seen on here a few men who have lied about the size of their cocks. I dont care how big it is, just sounds like they are bragging slightly. Also men who say they are average when they are fat. If they lie about that, what else might they lie about. I have put large on my profile cos i am, and not ashamed of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me I'm average size, average height, average weight, average looks.......................................guess I'm average - I can live with that!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the OP- Why do men exagerate about the size of their cocks?

Answer: Because they can.

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By *oggie48Man
over a year ago

exeter

LOL Mines like a cock but smaller xx

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By *ssentialminx2011 OP   Couple
over a year ago

sheffield

In reply Dodgeuk:

I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YA TBH!!

"YOU HAVE 100% HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD m8!! xx (you've sussed it !!)

They know that once the woman has got ready ,geared herself up for the meet "all week /day" and travelled/waited for her Fabster to arrive .

You open the door and "WOW!" HE GAWJUS!!! So ya have drink ,chill n chat ,flirt n snog ,totally fancy the pants off him ,and eventually SHE get HIS kegs off lol,chances are PMAOL,SHE'D BE THAT HORNEY ~ ~ "WOTS A COUPLE LESS INCHES MATTER!!"LOL

HURRAYYY!! ..... " WEVE GONE "FULL CIRCLE & TOTALLY BACK TO MY ORIGINAL THREAD !!" lol xx

but ......its still annoying & bit dissapointing TBPH ,but be warned ~I HAVE A MINI TAPE MEAURE ON MY KEYRING GUYS ~"SO BE WARNED" & Thats me done x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what a load of effing crap!!!

"JESUS !" GIVE ME STRENGTH !! XX

& HERE MOI THINKING THIS SITE WAS FOR ADULTS OMG!! xx

PS " sez "those" guys that have to leave their clothes on whilst shagging ya ~cos theyre "that" fat;-) xx "no idea never measured it WTF!!"

It's like ppl that says ~ "i'm an EX RUGBY PLAYER!" = 5stone over weight,with a massive beer belly & hasnt done a sit up since Y11 l

or better still ~ "I'm a personal trainer" WHAT?? = yet didnt know his Epicondells from his elbow!! LOL

BEST ONE IS ..."I'm a fire fighter!!,~ yet ask him to name "basic everyday kit used & he suddenly gets amnesia ;-

*WEVE HEARD IT "A L L !!" B4 M8 TRY AGEN !! xxx lol

"
the best one I had was " ex semi-pro rugby style body " so I asked'are you an ex semi professional rugby player'? He answered no, that's just my body type!!!! So where does the ex semi-pro come into it???? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never asked a guy how big his cock was.

I'd look on it like him asking how tight is my fanny.

It's all entirely subjective as I can accommodate all sizes!

No point.

No need for lies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think this thread should be renamed.. how to make friends and influence people.

Everyone tells what we call little white lies..

Although I will admit to liking to see a cock photo and a large one is more likely to get me interested but its no fun trying to deep throat something I Know I can do easy.. I like a challenge..

Cali

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By *hiluk1ukMan
over a year ago

Prescot


" It's like ppl that says ~ "i'm an EX RUGBY PLAYER!" = 5stone over weight,with a massive beer belly & hasnt done a sit up since Y11 lol

"

Lol is that what people think when they read that on my profile!!

I just don't want anyone thinking a skinny bloke is going to walk through the door when I turn up with a 48 inch chest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have met and seen on here a few men who have lied about the size of their cocks. I dont care how big it is, just sounds like they are bragging slightly. Also men who say they are average when they are fat. If they lie about that, what else might they lie about. I have put large on my profile cos i am, and not ashamed of it."
ofcourse they will lie - a lot do it on here, its why i always say its not the size;

its how you use it.

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

I think the rugby player bit on profile is overdone

It could mean a prop gone to seed as opposed to a slinky winger who doesn't any more

Professional sportsman would be better in your case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think this thread should be renamed.. how to make friends and influence people.

Everyone tells what we call little white lies..

Although I will admit to liking to see a cock photo and a large one is more likely to get me interested but its no fun trying to deep throat something I Know I can do easy.. I like a challenge..

Cali "

MEEP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone has asked me today How big the Monkey's cock is...I said it's around 6'3, because it's not of any interest to me without the 5'8 of man it's attached to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just see it like the the "bigcock" profiles tend to be a let down as do the "sexyman" "amazing lover" ones. The biggest men i've met are ones who haven't bragged about their massive cocks

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

Well mines about average but I'm bloody good at what I do with it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just see it like the the "bigcock" profiles tend to be a let down as do the "sexyman" "amazing lover" ones. The biggest men i've met are ones who haven't bragged about their massive cocks "

Like this...I ment to say lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its the quiet ones you have to watch

Forget about those that brag and go for them that dont.

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

Am I the only one who keeps getting a picture of Vicky Pollard from Little Britain in my head when I'm reading this thread?

Yeah but, not but, yeah but, not but, yeah omg I just seen this picture on a profile and ye know what ......

Think I better stop there

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

I find a tape measure a good icebreaker......what? Lol

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

MK

ask for a picture to see the actual size on a ruler, cant lie about my 7"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a right giggle not so long ago as the Mrs wanted to meet a certain gentleman claiming to have a 9" cock. The chap had a lovely body no doubt about that, but the 9 inches well. When a guy flops out his pride and glory, all 9 inches of it and it isn't as big as my little pecker, believe me it really can cause the shinning knight to look a lot more than crestfallen. Thankfully he recovered and managed a fine performance and we will probably meet again.

There are some massive draw backs to being well endowed, IUD's (coils etc.) can be a nightmare they can tear the hell out of your beloved and shiny bell end, not to mention perforate and shred and semblance of the XL condom to pieces. Being told that you'd be sued for rape if you didn't put the friendly little fella back in your pants can put a downer on an evening with, the delightful twins, Sarah and Claire form Plymouth. Shannon swore she would rather do it with an elephants trunk but fortunately curiosity got the better of her and we managed just fine in the end. But as to putting WE or VWE etc. in the profile, its all down to personal perspective and choice of contact lenses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never exaggerate when talking about mine

It really is tiny xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i see so many profiles ,that display pics that were years old and several pounds ago . ask for recent pics and its like seeing a different person ."

Yeah I'm smaller than in my pics actually and I know for fact I'm not the only one that is so

Don't be so quick to presume that it only works the other way

We update regularly ish but ya can't honestly expect people to update pics every time they go up or drop a size us women can fluctuate from time to time ya know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They probably measure it from their asshole and not the base! lol

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By *laphe1Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

post strike aw not again waiting for a parcel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MM endowment by post that's a new one on me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The truly gifted ones do not need to say anything, just a tasteful pic or two in their profiles will do the trick!

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ahhh well said

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By *etanreadyCouple
over a year ago

dover

[Removed by poster at 31/08/11 17:33:36]

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By *etanreadyCouple
over a year ago

dover

must get cock picks changed looks bigger than it really is lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my cock is a good size

errr just a bit curvey so i lose a bit but it does reach the right spot if ya know what i mean

also i think the guys measure from the belly button !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"must get cock picks changed looks bigger than it really is lol"

ohhh yes it it big, just perved ya pics , mmm let me know if i can visit you both , xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi fellow Gr8 Fabsters out there xxx

Tell me now (epecially you ladies lol)

IS it "just me??" but ~ have a Gr8 deal of the guys you have met "exagerated about the actual size of their cock!!???" lol pmaol xxx ???

Becos TBPH WITHYA NOW .....

in my experience ,almost every one of them had "added on "btwn 1~ 4 inches!! to their real actual size!!!;-)

Eg: "i a gud 9in~wen inactual fact he was more a 6~7in max!!!! pmaol

CUM ON NOW PPL ~ lets discuss this lol xx Alex xx;-) ~ wait 4 it !!!!!!

"

They do the same when fishing,....it was this ********************** big . when really it was this **** big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mines about the size of a mars bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that the extra large ones or the bite sized ?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Is that the extra large ones or the bite sized ? "

Celebration sized?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

celebrations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

am happy with my size and don't feel that i have to lie, it is what it is and if you cant use it it's only good for pissing!!!

I like to think a photo says a thousand words hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that the extra large ones or the bite sized ?

Celebration sized? "

SNAP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

& ANOTHER PET8.....Grrrrrr ~(that's it ~on on mission now!!)~ LOL ~

is the conveniently 'borrowed' MASSIVE COCK PIX!! ~ OMFG!!! sad gitz (soz but it's SOOOOO got2be sed) AND ??

SURELY???!!!! ~ THIS "SHOULD" HAVE BEEN THREADED YEARS AGO ??? ~ OR HAD KNOW1 GOT THE BLOODY GUTZ to mention it ??

xx OOOPS !!;-)X

Alex ~puts her crash helmet on and covers her head with a cushion, white flag ready in antipation!!! XX .....

OMG ~"JUST HOW THICK DO THESE "boys" think we intelligent women/PPL are on this FABSITE!!????? xx

But what's even funnier (more sad??).....!! is those that post "fcuking MODEL AGENCY pix on their profiles,pretending its them! lol

"how sad is that ??"

ohhh cum on,its sooooo widespead happens on ALL sites.We must have ALL @ sumtime,fell4 that"old chestnut!!"

I know it's like "fantasy island for a small minority with a lack of self~esteem & confidence & is an easy (annonymous way) to fantasize for a little while (until it cums to that "can i see a face piccie/see more pix)last message time lol ~saddo's

~hands~up i've ALSO fell 4 it ~and dont mind admitting it!

There are lots of people who post pics from the net on their profile

If you see any you think are fake then report them and let Admin deal with it, I do and Tineye (amongst other sites) is great at spotting them and I have to say it isn't just the single males that post pics that aren't of them, couples and single females do it too!

Nope, have to give up. Tried reading this but got a migraine half way through."

+1 how old are you 15? just read your profile and your 49!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never really liked Mc'Donald's or any franchise food like place to be honest.

I prefer a nice 'full English' from a good cafe.

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By *ssentialminx2011 OP   Couple
over a year ago

sheffield

Thank you Wyrdwoman xx

that was "exactly what i was getting at TBPH xx (talk abt try to wriggle outta answering the direct qwestion ??!! lol xx Alex Mwahxx

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By *ssentialminx2011 OP   Couple
over a year ago

sheffield

RE:LITTLEDANNYBOY!!

Well "hello my little spadger!!";-)

thankyou 4 contributing to my FAB topic

***NB; yes ppl hes massive and "certainly knows what its for!!" i can vouch 4 that 1 xx Mwah !! xx

(should be name "big danny cock x) x

but alas ~heres one of those gawjus silent minorities ~that simply lets his size "speak volumes !!" xxx

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By *ssentialminx2011 OP   Couple
over a year ago

sheffield

Re:The pleasure giver

CUM ON M8 THEN ??? .....WHATS THAT'S SUPPOSED TO MEAN THEN ???

NO1:Everything i wrote is 100percent totally true ~109 threads prove that 1

No2: What exactly did you dissagree with then???

"don't think ya have the Gist of what an "adult debating forum is all about!!"

~ ya supposed to back up your opinion with a logical ,intelligent ,Articulate & appropriate reply!!!;-);-)

*** NB: (these forums are NOT a PLATFORM TO "NAME~CALL" INDIVIDUALS OFF THIS Gr8 SITE!! )

now? who's acting like his "SHOE SIZE!!(LOL~YA DIDNT HONESTLY THINK Ya could "childishly & unintelligently" turn a Gr8 Thread into a pathetic personal tantrum,just becos an intelligent articulate and obviously well read propa ALL woman ,CAN RUN RINGS AROUND YA!! ~& becos ya have absolutely N O W T @ALL to back up your comments,you "attack me personally ??? WTF !!??? CUM ON M8 "ANSWER THE QWESTION ASKED!!" LOL???

~ ?~?? ~ ?? I'M WAITING?? ((Thought as much !!!;-)

~ OHHH CUM ~ON M8 LOL, ~YOU LEFT YA SEN WIDE OPEN FOR THAT ONE (dint'cha)

top tip :;-);-) "if ya can't stand the heat? STAY OUT OF THE BLOODY KITCHEN

LOL THINK WE MAY HAVE "JUST" HIT YET ANOTHER RAW NERVE !!"LADIES!! xx

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By *ssentialminx2011 OP   Couple
over a year ago

sheffield

OMFG!! : THE PENNY'S JUST DROPPED!!!

I ACTUALLY KNOW THIS Gr8 guy (PMFAOL)

OOOPS!!! XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do wish well read people could learn how to spell and write in non text speak but that is just my opinion and no way reflects on the opinion of others.

Sorry for rant x

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

god knows why some guys do it. mybe they think its more appealing to most when i have found most dont like big! guys just tell it as it is! simples

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By *ssentialminx2011 OP   Couple
over a year ago

sheffield

sorry hun xx i do tend to text slang write xx

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By *ssentialminx2011 OP   Couple
over a year ago

sheffield

AND ON "T H A T NOTE I OFFICIALLY END THIS GR8 THREAD!!" xxx luv Alex

thanksa million to ALL THE 118 Gr8 fellow fabsters that sooooo brilliantly "contributed " to my fantastic qwestion xx

i lol would like to take this oppertunity to thank my manager,my ghost writer,my family and friends & all you Gr8 ppl ,as i receive this "top accolaid" here @ the London Savoy !!

xx until next time !!! (thinking caps on !!????........x)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sorry hun xx i do tend to text slang write xx "

It's ok you will find lots of people don't like it and lots that don't mind it ,me I just get lost as I don't understand it.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""i see so many profiles ,that display pics that were years old and several pounds ago . ask for recent pics and its like seeing a different person ."

Yeah I'm smaller than in my pics actually and I know for fact I'm not the only one that is so

Don't be so quick to presume that it only works the other way

We update regularly ish but ya can't honestly expect people to update pics every time they go up or drop a size us women can fluctuate from time to time ya know "

Yeah my cock does that too It's definitely a bit smaller right now than last time I took a pic of it, but if you give my 5 minutes it I can get it to put the weight back on pretty quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"most of us woman do here dream of super man too .."
Did someone call me?

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By *ubhunterMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Most guys, not yet comfortable with themselves, think that all women (because that's what is shown on the porn flicks) are obsessed with cock size! The enlightened amongst us know that this is not the case! They fib because they think it will impress you ladies (who will swoon at the mere thought of a large cock) and will fall over themselves to get at it! Bullshitting about your dick size is a MAN thing, honest!

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By *igman16728Man
over a year ago

Ellon

well i only got a small one so i can't exagerate it lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


""i see so many profiles ,that display pics that were years old and several pounds ago . ask for recent pics and its like seeing a different person ."

Yeah I'm smaller than in my pics actually and I know for fact I'm not the only one that is so

Don't be so quick to presume that it only works the other way

We update regularly ish but ya can't honestly expect people to update pics every time they go up or drop a size us women can fluctuate from time to time ya know

Yeah my cock does that too It's definitely a bit smaller right now than last time I took a pic of it, but if you give my 5 minutes it I can get it to put the weight back on pretty quickly "

need any help??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most guys, not yet comfortable with themselves, think that all women (because that's what is shown on the porn flicks) are obsessed with cock size! The enlightened amongst us know that this is not the case! They fib because they think it will impress you ladies (who will swoon at the mere thought of a large cock) and will fall over themselves to get at it!"

A fair point made above ^^^^^^

What I find funny is that I actively seek 'average' endowed fellas... it does state this on our profile. However, I can't say how many times a male has contacted us with "I'm VWE/VVWE" or "nice long thick cock" written on their profile and I've said "no thanks, not looking for large endowement" and we've had a message back saying "I am not huge really... give me a try"

We never meet them btw.


"Bullshitting about your dick size is a MAN thing, honest!"

No shit! that's made me giggle lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2nd week on Fab so not sure if this happens much ... why don't all men stick a ruler beside their hardons in pics to show size? and I mean show the whole cock. Or is that a bit tacky? It would eliminate all the bs about size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2nd week on Fab so not sure if this happens much ... why don't all men stick a ruler beside their hardons in pics to show size? and I mean show the whole cock. Or is that a bit tacky? It would eliminate all the bs about size."

Havn`t you heard........... Women are not interested in what size of cock a man has? There is apparently more to a "one off fuck" for an hour or two than gettin rodgred senseless with a big veiny stiffy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2nd week on Fab so not sure if this happens much ... why don't all men stick a ruler beside their hardons in pics to show size? and I mean show the whole cock. Or is that a bit tacky? It would eliminate all the bs about size.

Havn`t you heard........... Women are not interested in what size of cock a man has? There is apparently more to a "one off fuck" for an hour or two than gettin rodgred senseless with a big veiny stiffy. "

Oh I have heard and agree.

But as a newbie I have read a lot of profiles now and some women specify a size range. I'm guessing those women are disappointed when a guy exagerates to get a meet and he turns out smaller.

And that's why some men tell porkies.

I didn't know my size until recently. The ruler idea was a bit tongue in cheek and not aesthetically pleasing I'm sure. But I couldn't say 9 inches when the ruler shows .... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll let others decide...do some maths lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont see the point in lying, those who ask for certain sizes are probally going to be able to tell off photos who is lying or not lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ask for a picture to see the actual size on a ruler, cant lie about my 7" "

bar the fact your ruler starts at 2 inches

On the thread.....think men lie as so many profiles ask for big cocks so think it will increase chances of a meet....same with putting old pics up,putting different body type and generally making things up....not just male, but fems and cpls too....thats life! I tend to try and at least see on webcam, or social meet before a meet and never go for profile asking for a specific cock size as puts me offstraight away as says to me dont care about anything else!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ask for a picture to see the actual size on a ruler, cant lie about my 7"

bar the fact your ruler starts at 2 inches

On the thread.....think men lie as so many profiles ask for big cocks so think it will increase chances of a meet....same with putting old pics up,putting different body type and generally making things up....not just male, but fems and cpls too....thats life! I tend to try and at least see on webcam, or social meet before a meet and never go for profile asking for a specific cock size as puts me offstraight away as says to me dont care about anything else! "

Always verify ppl on cam before meeting them and yes includes cocks too as there is some ppl out the that do lie but then i guess thats life .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never do that!!! Mr 12inch cock from nothants signing off lol

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By *riseeTV/TS
over a year ago

MacKay


"i see so many profiles ,that display pics that were years old and several pounds ago . ask for recent pics and its like seeing a different person ."

OK my pic are 2 years old. I was a size 12. I'm now a 10. Although at Bombshell's party in August the women all decided I was at least a size 8. God I've lost that much weight

If you know a fun photographer, then I'd love someone to do some new pics

Now as to guys and their penis size There is a conversion formula:

Internet Inches x 0.32 = Real World Inches

Works every time for length and girth ...

One reason guys exaggerate is cause they feel inferior. Genetically programmed is the need to procreate and a larger penis means more virility. Many men with smaller penis sizes lack virility and often have lower sperm quality.

However virility does not denote genetic qualities, only the capacity to procreate in abundance. Usually in societies where population morality is higher.

British men have smaller than average penises as over 1400 years the amount of land and need to procreate and build linage has reduced proportioanlly to the number of people occupying the limited land space.

In theory, in 100 years when the British Population is grossly expanded across the entire country side, British men may well have very small penises to prevent an excess of Jeremy Kyle style shows being localised to town centres rather than a national show. No seriously, well I was serious but also that the penis will reduce because population explosion isn't needed.

So if you want your future progeny to have large penis, then move somewhere, hot, dry and where they aren't many people and you have to work the land under extreme hardship. Make sure the next 3 or 4 generations do the same and the penis will get bigger!

Sorry to the guys of this generation.

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By *riseeTV/TS
over a year ago

MacKay


"i agree actually.not just men that tell fibs i find its guys height they tend to b a little generous with and well some chicks idea of curvy ? If ur short.say it if ur heavy say it? "

Actually it's a scientific fact men particularly exaggerate their height by a whole 2 inches!

There is a reason for this. As humans we are pretty good at estimating heights and sizes. This is because over many decades we've been trained to check out height and we compare ourselves to roof and door frame levels and other people.

When 'guessing' someone's height we usually get it wrong (as for weight and size too) because we don't believe we can be right. But if you believe that you will always be right, you will - try it! You have to truly believe!

Now the reason we overestimate our height is because when we get up in the morning and walk through a door out brain does the maths to 'duck' or feel confident. We know our height.

However in the morning you are between 1 and 2 inches taller than you will be by the end of the day. Gravity on cartilage and fats and bone density.

So in the evening you are up to 2 inches shorter!

Now as to chicks an curvy this is another issue.

in England a lot of girls are, by international standards more weighty. This is because the climate is cooler and over many generations the genetic programming has been adapted to add fats to ward off cold and minor famine. (Affects men too)

Unfortunately in the last 20 years food, especially in England is so over processed few people eat a home cooked high health balanced meal that compensates for their physical and mental activities. Farmers and Builders need more fatty and carb foods with a craving for protein to keep muscles functional. A desk jockey needs to eat less protein and fatty foods, but might need more carbs to compensate for glucose loss in the brain,

Curvy is perceptive based on what you see around you in your community. There are profiles on here that say curvy yet are size 12 with hips.

I perceive curvy as a polite way of saying 'cuddly'. On another site there is a setting for 'a few extra pounds' - again perceptive because women want to be a size 8, and a 14 or 16 will say a few extra pounds, but their height and weight ratio might be perfect. Don't forget bone density plays heavily (pardon the pun) in weight too. Few people know their bone weight and consider their weight to be fats instead.

xx

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By *riseeTV/TS
over a year ago

MacKay


"

But why specify men who lie ? why not start a topic about PEOPLE who lie ?

thats my point ...... oh whats the use ."

cause it's not about PEOPLE WHO LIE otherwise we'd have to include social workers, police, children, politicians etc.

The topic is not about lying. It's about PENIS SIZE, foremost and the cause of the penis size dispute is men as the source of the alleged size.

If every profile posted by a woman said 'Joe Brown has a 4 inch penis' then we could say that women under-exaggerate penis size, but that's not the case.

My advice: Give up the Ministry of Truth and Double Speak, and read the question in Subject and Source analysis so you don't take it as an issue about women's dress size because you feel targeted.

xox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

But why specify men who lie ? why not start a topic about PEOPLE who lie ?

thats my point ...... oh whats the use .

the people is that if men would stop playing up to whatever stereotype they are trying to.... and women/couples would stop asking for some fantasy that most of the public wouldn't be able to meet (but funny enough a lot of the male swinging population claim to have) then it would not be such an issue...

I get asked about it... my standard response is "never measured it, don't intend to" if that answer isn't good enough for people they can move on....

has it cost me meets.... absolutely!

does it bother me that it has cost me... not in the slightest!

you can make the wider point about everyone lying about.. but then if you want to attack other people or groups it would probably be better in another thread rather than attacking the OP and others...

you could see how people could construed that as being "belittling" and "condescending"

so who is the blame?

The people who play up to the notion in profiles that "size is everything"?

The people who won't play with people unless they are of a certain size?

Society for putting that mindset into people in the first place?

Porn for only using people with big bits to re-inforce the stereotype?

all of the above? some of the above? none of the above?"

Nail on the head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because we cannn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I've never bothered exaggerating... you ask I tell. No point in lying, you'll get found out in the end (if your lucky

I've never lied about my height... but I am genuinely 6 ft tall. Just wish my hair would've remained blonder than it's going... i have blue eyes too....

No really....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never exaggerated the size of my cock, it's probably average sized but I see no need to whip out a tape measure any time soon

Basically some guys are insecure, have 'cock anxiety'. It's on amount of the myth similar to that of bigger boobs = better.

Men like all sizes of breasts, some like small, some like average, some like big. It's the exact same with women liking cocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it's easy to confuse the inches and cms on the tape measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lying about cock sizes is ridiculous.

Oh hello, my cock is 12 inches. Then get a meet and then what? Miracle gro?

Why lie about it if you intend to meet and be an obvious liar.

It's like trying to impress a date, boasting about your luxury jag, then picking her up in a mini.

Be honest. If your willy is small, it will stay small.

I'm proud of my little soldier. My dad is ashamed of me, but my mum is always right and days it will grow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Size definately doesnt matter, its skil in using it and other parts of your body ... but men and women who lie about sizes ....cocks, dresses, height, breasts .... are all lacking the self confidence to say here i am, i like who i am and take me as you find me (oh please take me anyway lol) "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't believe that any guy who genuinely wants to meet a woman for sex would lie about the size of his cock.

O.K, I know a few idiots probably will do but they must have skin like a rhino when they drop their pants and the woman is either derisive, disappointed or both.

Do they actually believe the woman is going to say " O.K, I know your a lying bastard but since you've come all this way and I believed your lies and phony cock picks you can still fuck me!".

Will she hell as like, so whats the point?

Unless it gives them a thrill to let women believe they have something they don't and they've no intention of ever meeting anyone. R

XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive not had a guy lie about size but ive had one lie about how long they can last lol he stated long stayer not even 5 mins he came and couldnt get hard again so i though give him another try and same again oops

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By *ne-just4funMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Maybe if every other single women and couples profile did not insist on VVWE, then people would not feel the need to exaggerate their size!!

Just a thought!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe if every other single women and couples profile did not insist on VVWE, then people would not feel the need to exaggerate their size!!

Just a thought!"

Not in favour of the Say's Law of economics then (demand creates supply)

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By *ne-just4funMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"

Not in favour of the Say's Law of economics then (demand creates supply)"

Looking at the state of our economy, no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Not in favour of the Say's Law of economics then (demand creates supply)

Looking at the state of our economy, no! "

nice comeback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Not in favour of the Say's Law of economics then (demand creates supply)

Looking at the state of our economy, no! "

Actually, Quantitative Easing, the main paradigm used in the last decade, is an example of Keynesian Economics, not Supply-Side Economics.

Basically, it's the other way around, it's the idea that the supply of credit 'pump priming' will generate demand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Not in favour of the Say's Law of economics then (demand creates supply)

Looking at the state of our economy, no!

Actually, Quantitative Easing, the main paradigm used in the last decade, is an example of Keynesian Economics, not Supply-Side Economics.

Basically, it's the other way around, it's the idea that the supply of credit 'pump priming' will generate demand."

I should say I don't think much of it as an economic policy either. I'm reading a very interesting basic intro to these ideas called "How an economy grows and why it crashes", which is strongly critical of Keynesian economics. I lean to Austrian economics, which is the complete opposite to Keynesian thinking.

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By *hil McAvityMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Hi fellow Gr8 Fabsters out there xxx

Tell me now (epecially you ladies lol)

IS it "just me??" but ~ have a Gr8 deal of the guys you have met "exagerated about the actual size of their cock!!???" lol pmaol xxx ???

Becos TBPH WITHYA NOW .....

in my experience ,almost every one of them had "added on "btwn 1~ 4 inches!! to their real actual size!!!;-)

Eg: "i a gud 9in~wen inactual fact he was more a 6~7in max!!!! pmaol

CUM ON NOW PPL ~ lets discuss this lol xx Alex xx;-) ~ wait 4 it !!!!!!

"
BACK TO THE OP

Because we can PMAOL2

Most ladies dont really know what an inch is let alone 8-9 so we could say anything but if we're genuine & want to meet for some fun then those liars out there come un-stuck & go home feeling silly

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and my 2 foot cock don't believe men do. Where's the bag of corn i need to feed him

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

I am so glad I only have a 2 incher - to the ones that have gotten pissed off with that as an answer when they've asked me,... tough!

I'd like to be met as a whole person, not just an extra 12 stone of flesh on the end of a cock!

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By *ostboysMan
over a year ago

doncaster

Well i added an extra inch on my size,making it a massive Two inches,any ladies wanna try it fa size??. bring your own tape measure,haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't this an easy one to answer? Women on this site outnumber the men so basic economics comes in to play as men compete to win the womens' attentions (;-)

How many women on here say they are looking for 'less' endowed chaps? I have not come across any. So I don’t think it's 'just' about how men think of themselves but more likely it's them trying to 'sell a dream' (;-)

The problem is when things get real. I suppose he could always say he was using metric inches not imperial ones (;-)

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere

bugger I new I should have put on my profile 2' long and 1' wide and can stay hard all night long oh and i can cum gallons lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only been asked once if I had a big cock, so I answered back, "Why you need to know that, have you got a big cunt?"

Then they blocked us ...... there's some funny buggers about "

everytime!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

makes me chuckle when they say well hung and thick we fella etc etc ... n then a pic of a party sausage lol... or go on cam and use just a finger and thumb to wank and not a full hand ....hmmmmmm they lieeeeeeeee lol its like a lady saying shes a size 10 when really shes a 16! no need for any of it! be yourselves, there is someone here for everyone

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By *ayne n JockCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Am I the only one here that prefers thickness to length????

Within reason of course .. it's got to reach obviously [If I can put my hand round it and there's nothing left to get my lips round.. it's going back unused LOL]

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By *scottMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter


"

They do the same when fishing,....it was this ********************** big . when really it was this **** big "

Oh some of us fishermen take more pics of our fish than our cocks. Then again you can't push your cock forward as well as a fish to make it look big.

As to size mine is mine i will leave you decide how to class it. I have never had complaints and my Jackie thinks its perfect. Guess that makes me a satisfied man.

We all diferent, size, colour, race, sexual styles. That is what makes the world great. And with swing we get the chance to meet and play with all these amazing and diverse people.

So be you male or female why lie, or falsely portray yourself. Be yourself and let others get to know you, and open your eyes and get to know others as well.

Craig

Ps I need coffee right now (random I know but wanted to share it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ever wondered why women can't park without bumping the car, well now you know, we're told 8" when its really 4"

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By *ichelle n big alCouple
over a year ago

Derbys

I ve found a way of making my cock 12 inch long ..... Fold it in half !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ve found a way of making my cock 12 inch long ..... Fold it in half !!!!! "

and instead of cumming you went lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

despite the average being what 5.6 inches i have found that people who are bigger than 7 inches say their true size and people who are under 7 inches say they are indeed 7 inches.

now im sitting at about 6.7 or 6.8 inches, which lets face it is ok nothing spectacular, however feel when i say 7 inches (which is the closest round number) people are like "YEA THEY ALL SAY THAT"

if your gonna meet you will get caught out anyway if someone blatently lies about cock size to us (says he is 9 inch for example and is 5) i will tell him to go before me or amy touch the cock. People need to learn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi fellow Gr8 Fabsters out there xxx

Tell me now (epecially you ladies lol)

IS it "just me??" but ~ have a Gr8 deal of the guys you have met "exagerated about the actual size of their cock!!???" lol pmaol xxx ???

Becos TBPH WITHYA NOW .....

in my experience ,almost every one of them had "added on "btwn 1~ 4 inches!! to their real actual size!!!;-)

Eg: "i a gud 9in~wen inactual fact he was more a 6~7in max!!!! pmaol

CUM ON NOW PPL ~ lets discuss this lol xx Alex xx;-) ~ wait 4 it !!!!!!

"

Because we CAN! We do the same with fish too oddly we go in the opposite direction with size evaluation when we get asked the age old question "does my bum look big in this"

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By *ssentialminx2011 OP   Couple
over a year ago

sheffield

to Phil McAvity : Re: we "women" dont know what inches look like ??? WTF! lol

WELL OMG!! ~AS THE "OP" OF THIS FANTASTIC THREAD!! ~ i neva eva thought it would rattle that many feathers !!!

& create as many replies as it has done!! WOW!!! & it STILL CONTINUES GROWING.....DAILY !! xx

Having read through ALL the messages,and digested the majourity lol

i think i have "cum" to this conclusion

(a) Because they can !!! 65%

(b) Knows full well that once the woman has looked 4wrd to,got ready 4 and met,had a drink & got into bed etc ,9/10 would still go through with it 80%

so ~ conclusion = you men cant loose !! pmaol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" WOW!!! & it STILL CONTINUES GROWING.....DAILY !! xx "

S'okay, another five or six posts and it wil close, don't worry!

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By *aturebiMan
over a year ago

blackburn

Just measured my cock twice and its 10 inch: honestly it is, 2x5 inch = 10 inch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im 9inch and thats the truth :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think not many men have actually measured the their size with a tape measure, so they guess. And add a few inches to be on the safe side. Maybe there should be a standardized measurement for manhoods!?

Or maybe offer a certification service where you drop into some room, get a stiffy, have someone impartial measure it then give you a certificate with the actual stats for yer tool!

Ps please don't take me seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went metric years ago. My cock is 170mm long.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i wonder where to idea of measuring it ever came from..hmmmmmm

cool i can kill this thread now....

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

in ending.... so does the fact that i have never measured it make me the norm or the exception on the site.... oooh... i think I may have to start a new topic

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