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Weirdest sounds during sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whats the weirdest sounds you have heard during sex:? Do you enjoy when your partner makes sounds or does it put you off?

For me I once had sex with a female friend who used to snort uncontrollably when cumming. It was off putting at first and then I got used it.

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By *odramafunCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire/staffordshire

I am a quiet enjoyer but we once met a single man who every time he thrust into me he made a funny noise and funny face.... tried hard but just off putting x

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By *ournemouthbusinessguyMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

i went to center parcs with my cousin and his wife and one night i could hear her making chicken sounds and he was barking. apparently they got turned on having sex making animal sounds. wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was at a club last year and was a couple in the room next door. She was making very loud bird coping sounds which we then nicknamed her the dove from above lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes in the heat of sex I start 'chanting' in a deep voice my foreign mother tongue just to get a reaction haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snoring

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Shouting

Is that it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i went to center parcs with my cousin and his wife and one night i could hear her making chicken sounds and he was barking. apparently they got turned on having sex making animal sounds. wtf"

Did it get you off?

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By *ournemouthbusinessguyMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth


"i went to center parcs with my cousin and his wife and one night i could hear her making chicken sounds and he was barking. apparently they got turned on having sex making animal sounds. wtf

Did it get you off?"

really not at all!, my ex said we should leave lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a woman recently who screamed the place down - now this was a very sexy thing to hear - weirdly the banging on my door and shouts of "Shut the fuck up" from outside kind of put me off my stride a little!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were getting down to business one evening, groping, fondling, kissing etc, and randomly out of nowhere as we were kissing deeply, we somehow managed to make a noise that sounded like a angry cat

Which sent us into fits of giggles. Once recovered we got back to the fun.

Poppy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We were getting down to business one evening, groping, fondling, kissing etc, and randomly out of nowhere as we were kissing deeply, we somehow managed to make a noise that sounded like a angry cat

Which sent us into fits of giggles. Once recovered we got back to the fun.

Poppy"

It's a great when you can just have a laugh about it and move on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good queef always raises a smile when you're pumping away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

arh fuck arh fuck, not in a good way.

Bloody leg cramps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We were getting down to business one evening, groping, fondling, kissing etc, and randomly out of nowhere as we were kissing deeply, we somehow managed to make a noise that sounded like a angry cat

Which sent us into fits of giggles. Once recovered we got back to the fun.

Poppy

It's a great when you can just have a laugh about it and move on "

Exactly, sex is meant to be fun after all

Poppy

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

don't know about bad or weird sounds- best sound remains laughter though. not because its sexy but because it shows there is a good connection.

saying that a meet once filmed a bit and watching it afterwards I realised that at some point i wasn't talking English anymore... he still got it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made a loud

noise like I had stopped breathing during sex with my former FWB, as my tonsils closed over my airways due to the position I was lying in. he looked a bit alarmed and hasn't been back since. It normally only happens when I,m sleeping. XXX

The weirdest I have heard from a man is him snoring, I was riding him at the time XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a growler a few times, usually followed by the sound of half the slats falling off his bed, then a loud "Oh for fucks sake!" Lol

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

I was making love to this woman I could hear a whistling sound ,she said hang on a minute richard while I take my hearing aid out.

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

Teeth grinding

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Oh god, I confess I've been guilty of making several of the aforementioned noises at various times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Director reckons I sound like I'm crying and he regularly mocks me for this lol

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By *andS33Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Many times its difficult to differentiate between whether she's REALLY enjoying herself or I've gone a bit too deep and she's in a bit of pain, it's a thin line haha

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

Remember Miss Honeywell from Porky's..... I met a woman like her one day, sexy and off putting at the same time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was making love to this woman I could hear a whistling sound ,she said hang on a minute richard while I take my hearing aid out. "

I shouldn't laugh but....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats the weirdest sounds you have heard during sex:? Do you enjoy when your partner makes sounds or does it put you off?

For me I once had sex with a female friend who used to snort uncontrollably when cumming. It was off putting at first and then I got used it. "

I snorted once hahaha I was mortified

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By *ugzyMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Fanny farting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I met a woman recently who screamed the place down - now this was a very sexy thing to hear - weirdly the banging on my door and shouts of "Shut the fuck up" from outside kind of put me off my stride a little!! "

That made me laugh! If the sex is that good for me I do the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fanny farting "

That's quite erotic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"arh fuck arh fuck, not in a good way.

Bloody leg cramps "

Haha so funny and so inconvenient

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I had sex with a guy that used to shout out score as he was cumming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago I was seeing someone who made Yoda sounding mmms as he gave me oral. It was so hard to not laugh.

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By *lasgowman101Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Had a girl I used to see years ago who used to make weird squeaks when she was close to coming then screamed when she came. Also had a French girl who, when I played her clit or went down on her, she used to slip into her mother tongue (no pun intended!) Didn't have a clue what she was saying but it sounded good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a guy who would shout his OWN name out when he came

Needless to say it was a one off thing!!

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"arh fuck arh fuck, not in a good way.

Bloody leg cramps "

Ha ha, I get this now and again

I have to say I find deathly silence in a partner most off putting

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"I saw a guy who would shout his OWN name out when he came

Needless to say it was a one off thing!!"

that's hilarious, disturbing, but hilarious

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