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"So sexually what has turned you off in the past? I met a guy at a wedding a very long time ago and all day he was giving me this come fuck me look. We got chatting after the dinner and he invited to his room. Bing cheeky and tipsy I thought why not. We get into the room and he slams me against the door. His hands and mouth is all over my body. Things are going really well. We make our to the bed and strip off he goes down on me and before long I am cumming. Once done I decide to return the favour. I go down and take his cock in my mouth. Then all of a sudden the smell of shit hits me. Well I nearly got sick. Started heaving and gaging. He asks if everything is okay and I tell him no. I explain nicely what the problem is and his response is can you not just suck it up and finish the job. Its only fair. I made you cum after all. I shit you not this is what he said. I got out as quick as I could " Met a woman once, date was going really well, went to the bedroom and there was mess everywhere, old plates, dirty clothes and it smelt like the bedding haddnt been changed for a month | |||
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"So sexually what has turned you off in the past? I met a guy at a wedding a very long time ago and all day he was giving me this come fuck me look. We got chatting after the dinner and he invited to his room. Bing cheeky and tipsy I thought why not. We get into the room and he slams me against the door. His hands and mouth is all over my body. Things are going really well. We make our to the bed and strip off he goes down on me and before long I am cumming. Once done I decide to return the favour. I go down and take his cock in my mouth. Then all of a sudden the smell of shit hits me. Well I nearly got sick. Started heaving and gaging. He asks if everything is okay and I tell him no. I explain nicely what the problem is and his response is can you not just suck it up and finish the job. Its only fair. I made you cum after all. I shit you not this is what he said. I got out as quick as I could Met a woman once, date was going really well, went to the bedroom and there was mess everywhere, old plates, dirty clothes and it smelt like the bedding haddnt been changed for a month" Did you do the deed? | |||
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"So sexually what has turned you off in the past? I met a guy at a wedding a very long time ago and all day he was giving me this come fuck me look. We got chatting after the dinner and he invited to his room. Bing cheeky and tipsy I thought why not. Wow freshen up Mr We get into the room and he slams me against the door. His hands and mouth is all over my body. Things are going really well. We make our to the bed and strip off he goes down on me and before long I am cumming. Once done I decide to return the favour. I go down and take his cock in my mouth. Then all of a sudden the smell of shit hits me. Well I nearly got sick. Started heaving and gaging. He asks if everything is okay and I tell him no. I explain nicely what the problem is and his response is can you not just suck it up and finish the job. Its only fair. I made you cum after all. I shit you not this is what he said. I got out as quick as I could " | |||
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"So sexually what has turned you off in the past? I met a guy at a wedding a very long time ago and all day he was giving me this come fuck me look. We got chatting after the dinner and he invited to his room. Bing cheeky and tipsy I thought why not. We get into the room and he slams me against the door. His hands and mouth is all over my body. Things are going really well. We make our to the bed and strip off he goes down on me and before long I am cumming. Once done I decide to return the favour. I go down and take his cock in my mouth. Then all of a sudden the smell of shit hits me. Well I nearly got sick. Started heaving and gaging. He asks if everything is okay and I tell him no. I explain nicely what the problem is and his response is can you not just suck it up and finish the job. Its only fair. I made you cum after all. I shit you not this is what he said. I got out as quick as I could Met a woman once, date was going really well, went to the bedroom and there was mess everywhere, old plates, dirty clothes and it smelt like the bedding haddnt been changed for a month Did you do the deed?" Similar to that ^^ I didn't bad hygiene is just rank! | |||
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"So sexually what has turned you off in the past? I met a guy at a wedding a very long time ago and all day he was giving me this come fuck me look. We got chatting after the dinner and he invited to his room. Bing cheeky and tipsy I thought why not. We get into the room and he slams me against the door. His hands and mouth is all over my body. Things are going really well. We make our to the bed and strip off he goes down on me and before long I am cumming. Once done I decide to return the favour. I go down and take his cock in my mouth. Then all of a sudden the smell of shit hits me. Well I nearly got sick. Started heaving and gaging. He asks if everything is okay and I tell him no. I explain nicely what the problem is and his response is can you not just suck it up and finish the job. Its only fair. I made you cum after all. I shit you not this is what he said. I got out as quick as I could Met a woman once, date was going really well, went to the bedroom and there was mess everywhere, old plates, dirty clothes and it smelt like the bedding haddnt been changed for a month Did you do the deed?" No we had a bit of a play but the moment was killed when i realised the dirty socks and undies where tucked between the pillows, also thought how clean was she when she couldnt even keep her place clean | |||
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"Had a hotel meet with a man. We started to get down to it then I discovered he had a cock 1" long and it was erect. Then he decided to ring his PA for his messages while I was on the bed naked. 15 minutes later he was still on the phone, I got dressed and left. " Cant have a dig over his size, but come on forget work when you have a date, no excuse for that | |||
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"So sexually what has turned you off in the past? I met a guy at a wedding a very long time ago and all day he was giving me this come fuck me look. We got chatting after the dinner and he invited to his room. Bing cheeky and tipsy I thought why not. We get into the room and he slams me against the door. His hands and mouth is all over my body. Things are going really well. We make our to the bed and strip off he goes down on me and before long I am cumming. Once done I decide to return the favour. I go down and take his cock in my mouth. Then all of a sudden the smell of shit hits me. Well I nearly got sick. Started heaving and gaging. He asks if everything is okay and I tell him no. I explain nicely what the problem is and his response is can you not just suck it up and finish the job. Its only fair. I made you cum after all. I shit you not this is what he said. I got out as quick as I could Met a woman once, date was going really well, went to the bedroom and there was mess everywhere, old plates, dirty clothes and it smelt like the bedding haddnt been changed for a month Did you do the deed? No we had a bit of a play but the moment was killed when i realised the dirty socks and undies where tucked between the pillows, also thought how clean was she when she couldnt even keep her place clean" If actually be sick | |||
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"So sexually what has turned you off in the past? I met a guy at a wedding a very long time ago and all day he was giving me this come fuck me look. We got chatting after the dinner and he invited to his room. Bing cheeky and tipsy I thought why not. We get into the room and he slams me against the door. His hands and mouth is all over my body. Things are going really well. We make our to the bed and strip off he goes down on me and before long I am cumming. Once done I decide to return the favour. I go down and take his cock in my mouth. Then all of a sudden the smell of shit hits me. Well I nearly got sick. Started heaving and gaging. He asks if everything is okay and I tell him no. I explain nicely what the problem is and his response is can you not just suck it up and finish the job. Its only fair. I made you cum after all. I shit you not this is what he said. I got out as quick as I could Met a woman once, date was going really well, went to the bedroom and there was mess everywhere, old plates, dirty clothes and it smelt like the bedding haddnt been changed for a month Did you do the deed? No we had a bit of a play but the moment was killed when i realised the dirty socks and undies where tucked between the pillows, also thought how clean was she when she couldnt even keep her place clean If actually be sick " It must have been the shortes meet i had if you exclude the social bit down the pub...wont lie it was very hard trying to "rise" for the moment, told her i wasnt feeling well and left | |||
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"At the tender age of about 21 i was seeing a much older women around the age of 37, even though she said she was 33 i could tell she was closer to 40, she had a cracking body though, Better than most 18yr olds, anyway to cut a long story short i went down on her and she had a tampon in at the time. This fact however was not the problem i knew she had a tampon in and i was rather enjoying it anyway, i was pulling on it a little while licking the clit and then letting it go, the pussy was sucking it back in with a nice clamping vacumm effect, however after 5 or ten minutes i decided it was time to take it out and discard it over my shoulder, so i did and to my horror spotted another little string in there but further up, i thought id better mention it because obviously shed forgotten about this one and it could of been there for days! Dangerous! Anyway her legs snapped shut like an alligators mouth and she scarpered to the toilet rather sharpish, only to return ten minutes latter looking rather embarrassed, i told her not to worry about it and fucked her sensless anyway, i just had visions of the second one being green and half missing so needless to say i never met her again after that, 2 tampon suzie was her nickname whenever i recant the story " | |||
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"Mine is tame. Met a guy at hotel had a few drinks in the bar first. Had chatted for a while he seemed cool but my days he turned out to be such a negative nelly. Real chip on his shoulder gave out about everything. I couldn’t bring myself to let him touch me so left and went home frustrated " yeah that is tame but we cant all be sordid freaks like me | |||
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"Mine is tame. Met a guy at hotel had a few drinks in the bar first. Had chatted for a while he seemed cool but my days he turned out to be such a negative nelly. Real chip on his shoulder gave out about everything. I couldn’t bring myself to let him touch me so left and went home frustrated yeah that is tame but we cant all be sordid freaks like me " I’m quite happy bout that ik stick with tame wouldn’t be able i is a wimp | |||
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"Oh I thought of another. Few years ago, before the Netflix and chill revolution, guy I was seeing, he new I like foreign films so got a French one to lure me in, don’t no why I really only wanted to rip his pants off anyway getting down to it and this horrible scene came on and caught my eye actually made me sick. No sexy times that night" Men ehhh! We try but yet we still fuck it up | |||
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"And another one but ill try keep this one shorter, picture this Iv got my ex girlfriend laid flat on the bed face down with her legs spread, im fucking her butthole while im reaching round and playing with her clit, shes really wet so wet i can feel her gushing alittle, anyway shes turns round and says rather hastily, "i need a piss"! Call it intuition or somesort of sixth sense but i just knew she was gonna lose her bowls. Being a gentleman i jump off so she can do what she has to do but on the way to the toilet a lump of poo falls out onto the bedroom floor which she scooped up asthough it was a freshly dropped wad of cash that some poor sod had just dropped, obviously she did it as quick as poss in the hope of not being seen but it was too late id seen it, to save her blushs i actually got some baby wipes and cleaned the carpet before she returned from the toilet and pretended asthough everything was good, we was together for a few years after that " Shouldn't laugh at this but I did | |||
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"Had a nice social, met again and he was d*unk " Thats quite tame compared to the horror stories above! | |||
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"A guy I met who talked non stop throughout. Constantly. Non stop. Asking me questions the whole time. Put me off wanting to see him again. Was like having a narrator during a porno. Sir David Attenborough would have talked less during a rare wildlife show. " *cringe* | |||
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"A guy I met who talked non stop throughout. Constantly. Non stop. Asking me questions the whole time. Put me off wanting to see him again. Was like having a narrator during a porno. Sir David Attenborough would have talked less during a rare wildlife show. " I had this too, one of my worst meets ever... also he was wearing a thermal vest, smelt of BO on the armpits, tasted disgusting of e cig vapes, and told me he had bad skin just as I got naked on bed. His coffee was even awful and tepid. He then got off the bed at the vital moment to fetch a condom, I can still see it now dangling off his cock full of cum..yuek. He had a nice cat though, it was a bit mangey poor thing, but he got grumpy coz it was on my lap on sofa and I was stroking it. He told it to get down and said it wasn't to have all the attention. He was my oldest meet at 61. XXX | |||
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"Skid marks on the white bed sheets...I almost threw up" Yuk | |||
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"Had an outdoor meet with a TV, when it came to him unzipping his trousers, there was a huge waft of the most offensive smell, ever. His cock smelled so bad that I accidentally threw up on him. That was my cue to get home, saying I wasn't well. I didn't even put his cock anywhere near my mouth. The smell followed me home. I was green for about a week. " Bad hygiene is the biggest turn off for me, my sense of smell is strong too, I feel your pain. | |||
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"Had an outdoor meet with a TV, when it came to him unzipping his trousers, there was a huge waft of the most offensive smell, ever. His cock smelled so bad that I accidentally threw up on him. That was my cue to get home, saying I wasn't well. I didn't even put his cock anywhere near my mouth. The smell followed me home. I was green for about a week. " That's what happened to me when I first started meeting. Nowadays I wash all the guys I'm meeting when they arrive. I just tell them it's my kinky fetish to wash cock. | |||
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"If someone acts like an asshole its a given im gone i just don't need that kind of person. " Pity there wasn't a block button in real life | |||
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"So sexually what has turned you off in the past? I met a guy at a wedding a very long time ago and all day he was giving me this come fuck me look. We got chatting after the dinner and he invited to his room. Bing cheeky and tipsy I thought why not. We get into the room and he slams me against the door. His hands and mouth is all over my body. Things are going really well. We make our to the bed and strip off he goes down on me and before long I am cumming. Once done I decide to return the favour. I go down and take his cock in my mouth. Then all of a sudden the smell of shit hits me. Well I nearly got sick. Started heaving and gaging. He asks if everything is okay and I tell him no. I explain nicely what the problem is and his response is can you not just suck it up and finish the job. Its only fair. I made you cum after all. I shit you not this is what he said. I got out as quick as I could " Oh god that's so Vile!!! | |||
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"So sexually what has turned you off in the past? I met a guy at a wedding a very long time ago and all day he was giving me this come fuck me look. We got chatting after the dinner and he invited to his room. Bing cheeky and tipsy I thought why not. We get into the room and he slams me against the door. His hands and mouth is all over my body. Things are going really well. We make our to the bed and strip off he goes down on me and before long I am cumming. Once done I decide to return the favour. I go down and take his cock in my mouth. Then all of a sudden the smell of shit hits me. Well I nearly got sick. Started heaving and gaging. He asks if everything is okay and I tell him no. I explain nicely what the problem is and his response is can you not just suck it up and finish the job. Its only fair. I made you cum after all. I shit you not this is what he said. I got out as quick as I could Oh god that's so Vile!!! " It was. His actual excise was that he had taken a shit and didn't wipe his ads properly. I mean like I care | |||
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"Had a meet last year. She was hot. Like seriously! . So i get her place. I think okay. Dishes are still all over the kitchen and the floor could've done with a Go over but not a deal breaker as i know she works a lot. So we chat and all is going very well. Starts to get a bit late and she asks you're staying yeah?. To which I replied of course . I say i'm gonna have a shower as i've been traveling and like to be extra fresh and smelling nice. So head to the bathroom where i was meet with an absoultely disgusting site. Total looked like it hadn't seen a loo brush since it was first installed,tea up the walls and the bath/shower had some black residue in it that up to this day i have no idea what it was. Which got me thinking if the bathroom is like this,a place where you go to get clean then wtf would she be like once we get naked. I had to clean the bath myself! . I asked her in the nicest way possible what's going on with her bathroom to which she replied. It's always like that or something to that affect. Safe to say i slept in a separate room which was a mess and no pillow ha. I'm gonna start asking for picture's of the place i'm staying just as much as a face picture . Total turn off!!!! " Did you you do the deed though? Please say no! | |||
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"Had a meet last year. She was hot. Like seriously! . So i get her place. I think okay. Dishes are still all over the kitchen and the floor could've done with a Go over but not a deal breaker as i know she works a lot. So we chat and all is going very well. Starts to get a bit late and she asks you're staying yeah?. To which I replied of course . I say i'm gonna have a shower as i've been traveling and like to be extra fresh and smelling nice. So head to the bathroom where i was meet with an absoultely disgusting site. Total looked like it hadn't seen a loo brush since it was first installed,tea up the walls and the bath/shower had some black residue in it that up to this day i have no idea what it was. Which got me thinking if the bathroom is like this,a place where you go to get clean then wtf would she be like once we get naked. I had to clean the bath myself! . I asked her in the nicest way possible what's going on with her bathroom to which she replied. It's always like that or something to that affect. Safe to say i slept in a separate room which was a mess and no pillow ha. I'm gonna start asking for picture's of the place i'm staying just as much as a face picture . Total turn off!!!! Did you you do the deed though? Please say no! " I want to know too | |||
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"Had a meet last year. She was hot. Like seriously! . So i get her place. I think okay. Dishes are still all over the kitchen and the floor could've done with a Go over but not a deal breaker as i know she works a lot. So we chat and all is going very well. Starts to get a bit late and she asks you're staying yeah?. To which I replied of course . I say i'm gonna have a shower as i've been traveling and like to be extra fresh and smelling nice. So head to the bathroom where i was meet with an absoultely disgusting site. Total looked like it hadn't seen a loo brush since it was first installed,tea up the walls and the bath/shower had some black residue in it that up to this day i have no idea what it was. Which got me thinking if the bathroom is like this,a place where you go to get clean then wtf would she be like once we get naked. I had to clean the bath myself! . I asked her in the nicest way possible what's going on with her bathroom to which she replied. It's always like that or something to that affect. Safe to say i slept in a separate room which was a mess and no pillow ha. I'm gonna start asking for picture's of the place i'm staying just as much as a face picture . Total turn off!!!! Did you you do the deed though? Please say no! " Heeeeell no! . I slept on my own and the morning was awkward bcz i didn't even wanna have a shower but had to. I wish i could've clicked my heels and i was home | |||
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