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Swinging Related Injuries!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I am a little sore today, have a handprint on my arse and a cut foot from someone else's stiletto, oh and my hips ache a little!

What are the daftest, or most painful Swinging related injuries you have incurred?

*Points will be given more for hilarity than horror*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the last bbw i fell up the stair on the way to the sn terrace and had a cut on my knee and a bruise on my leg for ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put my back out having a mother of an orgasm during a 3some

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Fetish club.....

All done up in a latex rubber uniform, avoiding someone spilling a drink over me and fell backwards over a perverted transvestite who was hogtied and wriggling around on the floor behind me.

Result....Shattered elbow and broken wrist.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

told this story before...manage to cut the top of my head open on a kinky boot whilst she was in a lovely position...

basically blood started pouring... she was freaked.. i would have kept going (trooper i am)

ending going to the A&E and having stitches.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the middle of a very energetic play session my head flung backwards and hit the metal bed frame.......I knocked myself out and my partner at the time called an ambulance....I've never been more embarassed having to explain to the paramedics what had happened!

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By *emo and HollyCouple
over a year ago

neath

Fell off the bed in a hotel meet and cracked my cheek bone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst staying over at a friends house, on New Years Eve. Mr G and I, whilst moving from one position to another, still ermm attached, fell off the bed and crashed into a pair of mirrored wardrobes...cuts and bruises followed plus wanting the ground to swallow us up hahah!. Luckily we are still friends with the owner of said wardrobes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking down a cobbled street in heels( carefully) I was given a friendly nudge in the side which resulted in a quick trip to the nearest chemist to treat my skint knees.......unfortunately with Dora the Explorer plasters........ didn't put him off tho!

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Justa sore stubbed toe at a club...very mild in comparison!

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

On A.N.Other swinger`s site I use, we had the usual newbie asking what positions we use and my reply was similar to "when you get to my age, if you can get the bit you want to get to the bit you want to get it to without putting your back out or pulling a muscle, you reguard it as an achievement itself!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bump!

But not too hard, I managed to break my toe in the bath whist getting ready for a Halloween social last night lol!!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive been knocked out by a televison, really bad rope burns on my ankles and a few other things, but ive actually caused many more than ive recieved

1 broken leg

1 dislocated wrist

1 knee out of joint

3 broken ribs and 2 floaters

One guy had a heartattack two days after meeting me but not taking responsibility for that

Cant think of anything else

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ive been knocked out by a televison, really bad rope burns on my ankles and a few other things, but ive actually caused many more than ive recieved

1 broken leg

1 dislocated wrist

1 knee out of joint

3 broken ribs and 2 floaters

One guy had a heartattack two days after meeting me but not taking responsibility for that

Cant think of anything else"

Bloody hell woman what do you do to 'em?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mental note- don't invite diamond round!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yer Diamond

you need to attach a health warning to ur profile!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been knocked out by a televison, really bad rope burns on my ankles and a few other things, but ive actually caused many more than ive recieved

1 broken leg

1 dislocated wrist

1 knee out of joint

3 broken ribs and 2 floaters

One guy had a heartattack two days after meeting me but not taking responsibility for that

Cant think of anything else"

Whats a floater and if its what I think forget it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a brilliant thread!

I fell up the stairs once whilst rushing enthusiatically to the bedroom, skinned my knees, bruised me shinns and cracked me elbow on the cupboard on the landing

...nearly broke the guys nose later when I sat up too quickly and head-butted him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This probably doesn't count as an injury but I was kneeling down giving a guy about half my age a "special trouser kiss" and when I'd finished I realised I couldn't get up coz my gammy knee had given way so had to ask him to help me to my feet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL am nursing a strained back, a painful knee and sore hips after last nights enthusiastic exploits with a friend. Oh the joy of middle aged swinging

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By *illow_femaleWoman
over a year ago

Thetford

Beautiful evening, sailing down the waterways to a nice pub for dinner. After dinner and maybe too many vodka's tried to get back on the boat in the dark from the grassy bank. He gets a torch out and shines it inside on the deck, hold my hand he says and step onto the light!  God knows where I tried to step but ended up on the deck in a heap! Badly bruised shin and ankle and there is still a mark on my leg from it now, two years down the line!

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