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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Any naughty ladies fucked a plumber, window cleaner etc without pre arranging it when they turned up to do some work just because you felt horny?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sounds hot to me

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By *illhornMan
over a year ago

donegal

I've been the lucky tradesman on occasions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been fucked by loads of clients.. normally when i invoice for the extras they wanted but never wanted to pay for!!

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By *lwayshorny2009Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

Myself & James played together whilst gasman here hoping he would catch us and join in

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By *ax55Man
over a year ago

Hertford

I'm a tradesman anyone want a free quote for replacing there windows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a tradesman anyone want a free quote for replacing there windows "

Plumber/gas engineer in Newcastle if anyone fancies the same!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joiner here... liverpool

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By *ussetdevilCouple
over a year ago

Swindon

Any of you in Swindon area.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever tried getting a tradesman to turn up or phone you back..

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By *obluvs2playMan
over a year ago

redcar

Gas fitter/plumber Teesside area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been on the other end of many innuendos nearing Finishing a job. Been shell-shocked one or two times....just the advantages of being a electrician around hot older women.

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

Im a gardener so any ladies want theirs bushes trimmed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one of my mrs biggest fantasy's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sparky here if anyone’s looking for a inspection

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

I'm a decorator and always wanted this but I'm pretty certain it only happens in porn lol

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I'm a builder if anyone looking for one.

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Love the idea of this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can help you with your tv etc..if any ladies or couples need any help

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Looks like nobodies actually done it then

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By *erry666999Man
over a year ago

Near Taunton

Electrician here available to help with any requirements.

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By *xcited99Couple
over a year ago

omagh

Sharon shagged a guy who was painting our house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am a tradesman (electrician) so if anyone fancys some work done?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been in a trade for thirty years not happened yet live in hope ,plumber by the way lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love the idea."

Think I would learn a trade so I could play with you!

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By *icegentglosMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Another decorator here if there's any holes need filling

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By *ob_nwMan
over a year ago

Cumbria

been in a trade for over 20 years, and never happened. I, am a mechanic so our bill's a fraction of the cost of a plumber or election but you would think you were taking there last penny !!

I am sure most would let us service there wife just to get there car fixed for free

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Tradesmen are quite often the bane of my life at work!

While I'm happy to flirt a bit if it helps the cause, that's as far as it goes.

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate

Any bi tradesmen about?

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By *urious and openmindedCouple
over a year ago

under the sea

Been flashed but that's it

Not sure if it was intentional or not but made us both blush lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love the idea.

Think I would learn a trade so I could play with you! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been a tradesman for 25 years and never have, not even had a hint, probably because I keep my work as work and act accordingly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It can happen, happened to me once at a bar in Stratford on Avon.

Was there repairing the Coke dispenser and the woman behind the bar was very flirtatious. Thought let's give it a go and we had sex in storage area.

Few years later we married, now divorced. Lol

But it was a very sexy experience for us both and was fantastic sex...

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By *ne Fish Two FishCouple
over a year ago

London

Emma has some play once or twice ..??

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

In need of a sexy plumber!

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By *ikstupp2Man
over a year ago

london

Remember when I was a paperboy a lady in her 40s came to the front door in a basque stockings n sussies complete with heels!!! I just stood there open mouthed as she took her paper, winked then waved goodbye. Bashed myself silly after that n always hoped it would happen again

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By *ndrex35Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Floor layer in Leicestershire, happy to work within an hours travel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a discount on our extension because she helped him out from time to time ... and I don't mean laying bricks

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

My other half is a plumber/heating engineer. We met on here and he loves sex. He's Dutch. According to him copper wire was invented by two Dutch men fighting over a penny.

When I mentioned horny housewives he went pale. The thought of giving a discount/free service for sex almost caused him to faint. Add to that, as he's self employed the thought of any impropriety just wouldn't cross his mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been an electrician for nearly 25yrs and I don't think I've ever had an offer of sex as payment, but I was always useless at picking up the signals. I could just be an ugly fecker lol.

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By *bione_1Man
over a year ago

Broxbourne

I'm a builder and often at home with the lady of the house.

Loads flirt but I've never pushed it.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

We run a company called handytranny, so get plenty of offers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heating engineer / plumber here from West Midlands always ready to give a free quote to a sexy lady or horny Hotwife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds hot...if anyone wants their garden looked at I’d be happy to

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By *ophie199Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Fucked the electrician a few times when having the house done. Very hot.

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By *haky 80Man
over a year ago

Wellington

Like the sound of it am a handyman in Shropshire if a single lady or housewife needs help I can do a free quote, am good with hands too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a few times been lucky I'm a tiler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gave a builder who was building a wall in my back garden a blow job and then shagged him on and an off for the next few years. I got loads of jobs done for free

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By *accaMan
over a year ago

leicester

I've my own little decorating business and often more often than not deal only with the lady of the house. I haven't in a few years now, but in the past opportunities have arisen, some taken but mostly backed away from. Solihull and surrounding areas always seem to have more "perks" for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have been more than happy to have fucked the gas engineer who came today. He was fucking gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Painter here if any of the ladys needs there inside walls coated in some scottish finest cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Builder here with big warm hands, handy with my tool and like to get it done to your complete satisfaction !. Available !

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Cowboy builder, plumber, carpenter , decorator here. Not electrician though, that's too risky for you.

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester


"I can help you with your tv etc..if any ladies or couples need any help "

Yes please lol

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

Need a sexy electrician!!!!

Apply within

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)


"Have you ever tried getting a tradesman to turn up or phone you back.. "

It's because we're all too busy doing the Persil Ads for real don't you know..

Did have a lovely lady recently offer to show me her basque which was laid out perfectly at the side of the boiler. Had to decline though as the maker of the boiler ( my then employer ) didn't allow tips.. Yeah for being S:employed again

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By *ikstupp2Man
over a year ago

london

I waited 22y for a girl to put it on me when I worked in a garage n all I ever got was a little light flirting lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

major major turn on

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By *usthere4uMan
over a year ago

North East

I think it happening only in porn...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"major major turn on "

you need to book me then?

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By *heekytradesman46Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Bricklayer here...but dont just enjoy laying bricks!

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By *anbraunMan
over a year ago

London


" I gave a builder who was building a wall in my back garden a blow job and then shagged him on and an off for the next few years. I got loads of jobs done for free "

So did he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh yes please

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By *ecretspankerCouple
over a year ago

Colchester


"Need a sexy electrician!!!!

Apply within "

Bugger gas and plumbing here

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By *anda and CatCouple
over a year ago

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Decorator for 17 years, never even had so much as a flirt, I would probably run a mile anyway lol.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I'm a tradesman anyone want a free quote for replacing there windows "

*their

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By *icochet1Man
over a year ago

Stevenage

My ex was shagging the builder in our house!Then again we were living together.Lol.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Bricklayer here...but dont just enjoy laying bricks! "

You’re cute x

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By *icecock9999Man
over a year ago

Oxford

I’d be very happy to make that scenario happen

I’m a tiler and general handyman

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By *osforthMan
over a year ago

newcastle on tyne

Builder in Newcastle no job to small

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

Bristol...Any tradesman welcome to check my pipes/ holes damp patch etc..see profile..

Ax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

locksmith here happy and willing

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By *aintance_guyMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Any naughty ladies fucked a plumber, window cleaner etc without pre arranging it when they turned up to do some work just because you felt horny?"

I had on of these when I turned up for a job best scenario

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe all the trades people should add their services on their profiles. You may get more than just a job from it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever tried getting a tradesman to turn up or phone you back.. "

Haha am having this issue atm for genuine work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a fireman and dread calls to city centres at night as sometimes full of hen parties and theres nothing you can do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but as all the builders I have to deal with seem to be Billy BS it may be a let down for the mrs

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By *ancastermanMan
over a year ago

carnforth

Unfortunately I'm not a tradesman... but if any women need help with spreadsheets I excel

??

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By *iss GalitzineWoman
over a year ago

Near Bath

I was on the phone to the plumber and it was running out of charge. I said I'm just going to take you upstairs and plug you in. He told me it was the best offer he'd had in years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a tiler...if anyone needs any tiling done it'll be full price. There's no way I'm exchanging my work for a quick fuck

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By *antheman90Man
over a year ago

london

I'm a plasterer from south London if anyone's in need

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester


"Need a sexy electrician!!!!

Apply within

Bugger gas and plumbing here"

Ha ha lol

Dam flat no gas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe all the trades people should add their services on their profiles. You may get more than just a job from it. "

Good idea

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By *ink and inkedCouple
over a year ago

Essex

I lure a plumber into my bed every night oh no wait he lives here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex was shagging the builder in our house!Then again we were living together.Lol. "

Lucky lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any tradesmen in Cambs?

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By *antsbelleWoman
over a year ago

basingstoke

gas man, on second visit.. Bad girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never happened for me.... but then I tend to work out in quite places where there seems to be a lack of other human beings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"gas man, on second visit.. Bad girl "

I wish I was your gas man lol x

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By *appy 2 lickMan
over a year ago

lanarkshire

I am a welder only ever been flashed at working in a housing estate in Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember once probably about 12 years ago I was working in a house insulating a ladies loft..it was early in the morning so introduced myself said I had to get insulation out of the van and take it up to loft she said no worries..so goes out to the van (she only lived in a small terraced house so living room was small) i came back in and she was lied on her front in the living room on the laptop and i had to step over her but with it still being in the morning she still had her skimpy top and shorts on I could literally see everything and it was obvious that she knew how short her shorts were...i made a few extra trips to van and made the most of it lol

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

Someone who can do drain pipes?

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By *ikstupp2Man
over a year ago

london


"Someone who can do drain pipes? "
would think that makes em a bit smelly..... spose u could offer them a shower?!??

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool


"Someone who can do drain pipes? would think that makes em a bit smelly..... spose u could offer them a shower?!??"

Indeed. And a splendid cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have not used many tradesmen but only ever fancied the guys that fitted my windows when I was married, so was a good girl n only flirted. If they were to do my windows now I would at least hint at mmf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been fucked by loads of clients.. normally when i invoice for the extras they wanted but never wanted to pay for!! "

Hahaa absolutely true

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I pay a tradesman to do a job ..not to do me !No chance I'm paying for their time to fuck me ...they cost enough already lol

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By *antheman90Man
over a year ago

london


"Any tradesmen in Cambs? "

Could make a tradesman there

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By *enatton2Couple
over a year ago

West Midlands

Our house needs a full rewire but with the quotes we’ve had so far, it would takes months of sex to pay off.

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By *wingcityMan
over a year ago

perth


"I pay a tradesman to do a job ..not to do me !No chance I'm paying for their time to fuck me ...they cost enough already lol "

Haha I like that.

If I came round to fix your windows, obviously I would not charge you for sex, I mean that's just wrong and the kinda thing that could get me in cowboy builders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a few propositions when I worked in Gas - tempting but didn't play.

Handyman and photographer now - and open to suggestions!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a carpenter in Norwich if anyone fancy’s a good screwing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi electrician here in kent if needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only one woman has ever tried it on with me, ( why did I turn her down? )

I do currently have a flirty customer, I wish she'd jump on me.

***If your on here,...call me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any ladies need any help regarding tvs, projectors,sky, cabling etc

..let me know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to price a job gave her price we were chat in bathroom flirting next thing we kiss n she pulls out my cock gave me tit wank , I met her hubby when I started doing the job lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need a sexy electrician!!!!

Apply within "

look no further! All forms of payment gratefully received!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our house needs a full rewire but with the quotes we’ve had so far, it would takes months of sex to pay off.

"

hmm sounds like a good price!

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By *andyboyMan
over a year ago

berkhamstead

Had a few very sexy scantly clad ladies open the door in the mornings when I've collected there cars , but not any further as yet , maybe one day .

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By *reckledWoman
over a year ago

manchester

I once walked into my bedroom naked from the bathroom to find the curtains open and my window cleaner staring at me from the outside!! We have never spoken of the incident.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do need a joiner as in a legitimate one I can't find any with asap availability so if any of you lovely men reading this are available please let me know and I'm most definitely up for some role play

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By *evonmail41Man
over a year ago

Yeovil

Anyone need a photographer?

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By *rLucky777Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Professional piledriver available for drilling to any depth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have not used many tradesmen but only ever fancied the guys that fitted my windows when I was married, so was a good girl n only flirted. If they were to do my windows now I would at least hint at mmf "

You already know a tradesman who is easily distracted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handy with my hands in more ways than one, around the house or anywhere for that matter ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do naked hoovering and ironing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone looking for painter?

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By *hebagsCouple
over a year ago

worcestershire

I,m a joiner,and have had a few incounters,with women,and once with a couple,it's a massive turn on !! Once I did a price job,and it went way over budget,because I just couldn't get the job finished !!

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Maid for distraction.

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

We have fucked with 7 builders in the house was exciting

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By *hebagsCouple
over a year ago

worcestershire

Do you want to make it 8

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

Election Colchester !!

Please I’ll share my skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess no one wants there inside walls emulsioned

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester


"Guess no one wants there inside walls emulsioned "

Can do that myself !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do television repairs in North Wiltshire area.

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Do you want to make it 8 "
lol

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I'm a tiler...if anyone needs any tiling done it'll be full price. There's no way I'm exchanging my work for a quick fuck "

How boring.... :-/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

been to lots of clients houses had my fare share of flirting but no further (heartbreaking lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electrician Durham here must say id love a nice lady to flirt with me or flash at me, but in reality all I see is dust under units or cupboards full of crap haha, be nice to get some work

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Gardener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I visit a lot of ladies during the day in my trade. It's a regular occurrence to be flirted with, but they rarely want it to go further

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a few postie mates get some extra deliveries in, haha

I've been hit on a bunch of times by ladies in their office postrooms, but never acted on it...

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Need someone to put in a new shower, so watch this space!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes ive been there myself mmmmmmm mums the word tho

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By *ax55Man
over a year ago

Hertford

any one in need of new windows or doors call me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any naughty ladies fucked a plumber, window cleaner etc without pre arranging it when they turned up to do some work just because you felt horny?"

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By *egin551Couple
over a year ago

south west !

I fucked a delivery driver !!

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By *ax55Man
over a year ago

Hertford

have you had your windows replaced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a very talented joiner. If anyone needs any screwing or banging get in touch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Newcastle if any one wants work done x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any women in Newcastle or surrounding areas want work done x

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By *andwichpartyCouple
over a year ago

manchester

That's how we met. I approached p in a pub as he was out with all his tradesmen friends after work. I'd just bought a house and needed some work doing on it. We exchanged numbers and the rest as you say is history.

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable


"Any naughty ladies fucked a plumber, window cleaner etc without pre arranging it when they turned up to do some work just because you felt horny?"
lol I wish been electrician for years, had a bit of banter but no goal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any naughty ladies fucked a plumber, window cleaner etc without pre arranging it when they turned up to do some work just because you felt horny?"

Im a memorial mason and often give home visits to people choosing a headstone for their bereaved loved ones. The thing is that the amount of women that have come on to me over the years is amazing and i think it must be something to do with their loneliness. Trying to be professinal i have only ever taken advantage of this once because she was hot hot hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fucked a delivery driver !! "
wasn't he the lucky guy !!! I'm not a tradesman but I can deliver anything you want within a reasonable distance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fucked a delivery driver !! "

I’m typing Dorchester into my sat nav now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worked in social housing for years. Some of the houses I've worked in you wouldn't even want a brew.

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By *dgCouple
over a year ago

CARDIFF

This is a Huge fantasy for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Virgin engineer here, anyone want new customer mates rates haha and yes some of you ladies don’t half get flirty

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By *ralt71Man
over a year ago

CARTERTON

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By *ralt71Man
over a year ago

CARTERTON

handyman/locksmith who would love to have fun at work oxfordshire /Wiltshire

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

I did thus yesterday to the plumber.

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By *ussetdevilCouple
over a year ago

Swindon

I need a wood burning stove fitted, new windows and a gas pipe blocking off.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a builder lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever tried getting a tradesman to turn up or phone you back.. "
Suggest a BJ and he will be there in seconds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never fucked someone I've worked for, although I have worked for people I have fucked.

Being a 'tradesman' I did fuck the lady who 'cleaned' after a few weeks of flirting. We fucked on the sitting room floor and I got back outside to my job, literally four minutes before our employer got home. He'd told her he would be gone all day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I started my own business at 18 as a plumber and then set a second business up at 23, both involved going into peoples homes.

The second one was predominantly female customers.

I valued my business reputation far more than emptying my balls. Not worth it at all

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

I've wanted to fuck a few with a bat the last few days

Anyone would think its cold and heating is a necessity way I've been spoken too.. Herumph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Landscaping and fencing in birmingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been a removal man for years never had any fun at work. tbh some houses I go into, u wouldn't even take a coffee

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By *evonmail41Man
over a year ago

Yeovil

Anyone in the southwest want a photographer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gardener in Chester. I've been flirted with quite a few times, and once or twice have got very lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a tradesman for years, had many flirts but never an offer. I worked in civil construction, I dont think the smell of diesel and tarmac is much of a turn on though

I did however get propositioned by a gay labourer when working on site as an apprentice sparky haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a Huge fantasy for us "

Is that a dripping tap in your bathroom I can hear??

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

A carpenter here,jolly pleased I am that my virginity in this area has remains intact.

The vast majority of my clients are definitely not the type who I would Risk my job, career and marriage for.

Tbh even if the woman was drop dead gorgeous,I don't think I would take the bait.

Especially at the moment with sexual harassment being very high profile.

I will stay professional and courteous thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plasterer here would be willing to plaster more than the room that needs doing......

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By *arkaCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Tarka got on well with the good looking chap from the council highways dept when they were doing work outside our office and she invited him round the next night and they ended up in bed together.

Oh and the postman is very keen on her and had a few cups of tea when delivering parcels! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want to shag a boiler man?

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By *igfella1Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Anyone need an electrician lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I run my own fencing company and I am willing to come round and erect whatever it is you desire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seduced the tv guy when I was 17

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seduced the tv guy when I was 17 "

I'm not surprised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do I bill them for that type of service?

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