FabSwingers.com forum: Quickest Ever Meet

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ours was a guy who managed to arrive, say hello, strip, cum inside J, dress and leave - all within about 2-3 minutes.

Must be some kind or record, right?

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By *arnsleycouple7683Couple
over a year ago

Barnsley

That doesn't actually sound that fun lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It wasn’t. He got the sack!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How is that even possible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How is that even possible

Wondered that myself!

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

Wow talk about selfish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was similar but it was about 5 mins... as he left he said "right got to go sell some drugs -make some money"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

At least you got the cozy, after-sex chatting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How is that even possible

I'm guessing he wasn't wearing many clothes, started removing them as he was saying hello, and had edged himself to the point of being fit to blow before arriving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 5 min..

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Ours was a guy who managed to arrive, say hello, strip, cum inside J, dress and leave - all within about 2-3 minutes.

Must be some kind or record, right?

No, it's extremely disrespectful and selfish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow OP yours must be the fastest meet of all time!

I had a spur of the moment meet a while back where he drove an hour to meet me.

To then cum within round 4 mins and make excuses about being in pain and left!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

around*

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

we had a single guy turn up. dropped his jeans and came. (premature ejaculation) and left. didn,t even get near me . xx

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

I've had some quickies but they usually last at least 20 minutes from first kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 4 seconds. She opened the door, looked nothing like anything she claimed to be and I walked away.

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By *lue9753Man
over a year ago

Oldham

I don't mean to laugh but what is the point if even turning up ??

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Ours was a guy who managed to arrive, say hello, strip, cum inside J, dress and leave - all within about 2-3 minutes.

Must be some kind or record, right?

Have you thought of opening a Drive Thru?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol.. Our old profile the guy cam when miss unbuckled his jeans....

Felt so sorry for him...

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

OP, everybody at a meet has some responsibilty to how the whole thing goes.

You didn't have to let him strip off straight away, or start penetrative sex immediately after stripping off etc.

I know some aspects are out of our control, but no-one should just get tumbled along as a bystander.

Definitely an experience to learn from...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol.. Our old profile the guy cam when miss unbuckled his jeans....

Felt so sorry for him... "

Sorry enough to invite him back to redeem himself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he ask for a verification?

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By *r on the EdgeMan
over a year ago

accrington

"Mine was similar but it was about 5 mins... as he left he said "right got to go sell some drugs -make some money"

Lovely pillow talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ours was a guy who managed to arrive, say hello, strip, cum inside J, dress and leave - all within about 2-3 minutes.

Must be some kind or record, right?

One of my meets was 5 minutes ,was hardly worth getting all dressed up .Think his other meets were easily pleased as his veries didn't match his 5 minute wonder performance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine was similar but it was about 5 mins... as he left he said "right got to go sell some drugs -make some money"

Bet he told his mates that he fucked all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a guy that was there for aboug 15/20 minutes, most of which was spent with him appologising after he came twice! He was rather nervous and very horny lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously

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By *ustyandfilthCouple
over a year ago

YORK

Ours was a guy who travelled 1 hour to get to us in Cumbria. He entered the hotel room to see me playing with myself as requested. He went to the toilet. Si then had to initiate the proceedings.He then fucked me about 10 times, pulled out came on my tits, went to the toilet again. Told us he couldn't cum twice and left!! All in 8 to 10 mins..... I wasn't impressed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP, everybody at a meet has some responsibilty to how the whole thing goes.

You didn't have to let him strip off straight away, or start penetrative sex immediately after stripping off etc.

I know some aspects are out of our control, but no-one should just get tumbled along as a bystander.

Definitely an experience to learn from..."

Drop the censorious attitude. I wasn’t in the room.

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

"OP, everybody at a meet has some responsibilty to how the whole thing goes.

You didn't have to let him strip off straight away, or start penetrative sex immediately after stripping off etc.

I know some aspects are out of our control, but no-one should just get tumbled along as a bystander.

Definitely an experience to learn from..."

But harsh...

I didn't read the OP message in anyway that made them making the visitor do anything in a rush...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its these guys that gives single blokes a bad name on here!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

For me if playing in a hotel or a longer non club meet have a tactical a couple of hours before to take edge but enough so that you won't over excite yourself

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By *ordan169Man
over a year ago

Bradford

That's sounds like he was holding it down for a hot minute roasting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he seem embarrassed? Some guys get nervous and cum quickly.. not by choice.. maybe he was mortified and ran away??

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

"its these guys that gives single blokes a bad name on here!"

Nope. It's a thread where people's bad experiences are told. Typically for this forum, they're all about single guys.

Hopefully this will help others understand the difficulty and anxiety that comes with the expectation

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"OP, everybody at a meet has some responsibilty to how the whole thing goes.

You didn't have to let him strip off straight away, or start penetrative sex immediately after stripping off etc.

I know some aspects are out of our control, but no-one should just get tumbled along as a bystander.

Definitely an experience to learn from...

But harsh...

I didn't read the OP message in anyway that made them making the visitor do anything in a rush... "

It wasn't meant to be harsh or making out they made the visitor do something.

All I'm saying is, it isn't down to one person (the visitor in this case) to drive a meet.

We've had bad meets, that in hindsight we could have handled better.

So, yeah, the guy arriving fucking and going in 3 minutes is crap, but also, if they didn't want that, they shouldnt have allowed it to pan out like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a couple of meets that only lasted about 15-20 minutes all round.

Come in, brief small talk, undress, get the condom on, fuck for 5-10 minutes, get dressed and leave.

However, I prefer it that way so it suits me fine.

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"I had a couple of meets that only lasted about 15-20 minutes all round.

Come in, brief small talk, undress, get the condom on, fuck for 5-10 minutes, get dressed and leave.

However, I prefer it that way so it suits me fine. "

They are definitely NOT timewasters.

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"Ours was a guy who managed to arrive, say hello, strip, cum inside J, dress and leave - all within about 2-3 minutes.

Must be some kind or record, right?

I suppose you'd have to call it a "cum and go" meet

Some hilarious stories on here. I don't think I've had a meet of less than 2 hours and that always seem too short

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

Pandas. Eats, shoots and leaves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ours was a guy who managed to arrive, say hello, strip, cum inside J, dress and leave - all within about 2-3 minutes.

Must be some kind or record, right?

I can beat that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell OP that does have to be a record.... and not much fun for Jee....

My quickest meet lasted about 20mins total and that included chatting, she wasn't into forplay and as soon as she cum which was prety much after about 5 mins if sex she didn't want to continue as she "only cums once". Far to short for me I didn t even start to warm up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a guy turn up once he sat down next to me I kissed him undid his trousers took out his cock and in that second he came all over our sofa !!! He got up and left us with all the mess to then clean !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" , if they didn't want that, they shouldnt have allowed it to pan out like that."

Yeah right. Thanks for the advice. I’ve bought some rope so that I can tie the next guy tightly to J as soon as they get intimate. That way, even if he comes instantly, J will be able to keep him for an hour or so. Or maybe I should just superglue his pubes? Or possibly fit J internally with a man trap and timer. It could grip his cock tightly for an hour or so before releasing. One of these methods are sure to help me ‘not allow’ this to happen again.

Apart from this dumb-ass comment there have been some really amusing posts on this thread. Really made me chuckle.

We didn’t get hung up about this one experience. Anyway, it’s the guy who loses out because he doesn't get invited again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ours was a guy who managed to arrive, say hello, strip, cum inside J, dress and leave - all within about 2-3 minutes.

Must be some kind or record, right?

I can beat that lol"

Not possible!!!!! Do tell!!

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

About five minutes in the shadow of the church at the corner of my road one summer's evening. High risk of being seen so needed to be quick. Much kissing and fingering beforehand though.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

" , if they didn't want that, they shouldnt have allowed it to pan out like that.

Apart from this dumb-ass comment there have been some really amusing posts on this thread. Really made me chuckle.

We didn’t get hung up about this one experience. Anyway, it’s the guy who loses out because he doesn't get invited again.

I wasn't talking about how long he lasted during sex, that can't be helped by anyone. Or suggesting anything like the stuff you are on about.

All I'm saying is he didnt have to be naked and fucking within a minute of getting through the door. That is in your control. If you are happy with that, fine. You can either blame the guy completely and have a go at me too, or you could also think if you could have handled things better as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ours was a guy who managed to arrive, say hello, strip, cum inside J, dress and leave - all within about 2-3 minutes.

Must be some kind or record, right?

I can beat that lol

Wouldnt waste time stripping off lol

Not possible!!!!! Do tell!!

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