FabSwingers.com forum: Chat me up Fred

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come in here for a look, chat or be chatted and hopefully eventually .........

get a room

all hijacking acceptable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bit quiet....we'll pop back later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

** lays out drinks and nibbles **

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

awww thanks Laine yer a real sweetie. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, I'll take your drinks orders, ladies first please, what are you having?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I have a Ribena please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, I'll take your drinks orders, ladies first please, what are you having?"

Can I have a slow comfortable screw please? failing that a hard, fast and furious one

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

green tea....half a spoon of honey.....please........am trying to be healthy today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

fruit cock (tail) for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kettles on for the tea, now are those with ice, especially the slow comfortable screw, and is that ribena sugar free or ordinaire?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*chops fruit*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

all these lovely ladies and not one attention-seeking male to be seen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kettles on for the tea, now are those with ice, especially the slow comfortable screw, and is that ribena sugar free or ordinaire?"

yes please ice and a tall, dark .....glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"all these lovely ladies and not one attention-seeking male to be seen.

A nice array of window boxes as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall glass of pimms and some strawberries please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tall glass of pimms and some strawberries please

I make it with ginger beer instead of lemonade, hope thats ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... and is that ribena sugar free or ordinaire?"

Do you really need to ask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tall glass of pimms and some strawberries please

I make it with ginger beer insttead of lemonade, hope thats ok?"

Try anything once, thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iced coffee for me please

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

where's the smoking room? I need a shag.. I mean a fag... actually make that both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iced coffee for me please

Shot of Tia Maria too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

chocolate willy with that anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take it you ladies have a Alcohol License?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

licensious we are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take it you ladies have a Alcohol License?"

Don't need a license for virtual booze!

Just an imagination

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Baileys for me please, serving wench xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cats breath smells xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"My cats breath smells xx

you're getting too close to the wrong type of pussy, ya freak!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baileys for me please, serving wench xx"

Try it with a shot of kahlua and cointreau, knocks your socks off its sooo yummy!

And I can spank that ass for the wench comment tomorrow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cats breath smells xx

you're getting too close to the wrong type of pussy, ya freak!!!!"

Get ya fookin dressing gown off then

But ya gonna miss ya hair appointment if ya do xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iced coffee for me please

Shot of Tia Maria too?"

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is the cake !!! who ate all the cake ???

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

"** lays out drinks and nibbles **"

Can't I just have a nibble on you instead?

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

just pineapple for me after last night...

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere

I have the wine who has the chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have the wine who has the chocolate

chocolate willy do you?

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere

Painted on my willy and maybe dripped on pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Painted on my willy and maybe dripped on pussy

got that one licked then.

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