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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Reads as follows. "cum say hi. I will cultivate your lady garden and leave you squirting like the Trevi fountain!". What's a lady to say to an offer like that??! Wow. Would this be a universally appealing message?

I have read Verifications using the phrase "gushing like Niagara, but to make comparisons to the Trevi fountain??

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley


"Reads as follows. "cum say hi. I will cultivate your lady garden and leave you squirting like the Trevi fountain!". What's a lady to say to an offer like that??! Wow. Would this be a universally appealing message?

I have read Verifications using the phrase "gushing like Niagara, but to make comparisons to the Trevi fountain??"

I usually get the rather boring "Horny?"

I did get one who said he wanted me to wrap my legs around his lugs and fuck his throat until he vomited on my cock.......erm.....no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reads as follows. "cum say hi. I will cultivate your lady garden and leave you squirting like the Trevi fountain!". What's a lady to say to an offer like that??! Wow. Would this be a universally appealing message?

I have read Verifications using the phrase "gushing like Niagara, but to make comparisons to the Trevi fountain??

I usually get the rather boring "Horny?"

I did get one who said he wanted me to wrap my legs around his lugs and fuck his throat until he vomited on my cock.......erm.....no"

See the sweet talking bastards get me every time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Reads as follows. "cum say hi. I will cultivate your lady garden and leave you squirting like the Trevi fountain!". What's a lady to say to an offer like that??! Wow. Would this be a universally appealing message?

I have read Verifications using the phrase "gushing like Niagara, but to make comparisons to the Trevi fountain??

I usually get the rather boring "Horny?"

I did get one who said he wanted me to wrap my legs around his lugs and fuck his throat until he vomited on my cock.......erm.....no"

Er...I agree! Feel queasy imagining that scenario!

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By *inkykouple1985Couple
over a year ago

Spalding-ish

2st ever message we got was.... do u like piss play!! Lol welcome to fabs lmao xxx

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"2st ever message we got was.... do u like piss play!! Lol welcome to fabs lmao xxx"

Shame the Mrs didn't read it eh

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Reads as follows. "cum say hi. I will cultivate your lady garden and leave you squirting like the Trevi fountain!". What's a lady to say to an offer like that??! Wow. Would this be a universally appealing message?

I have read Verifications using the phrase "gushing like Niagara, but to make comparisons to the Trevi fountain??

I usually get the rather boring "Horny?"

I did get one who said he wanted me to wrap my legs around his lugs and fuck his throat until he vomited on my cock.......erm.....no"
I got that one this morning, also had "I'll stick my tongue in your arse and lick out my cum" last night, I told him to ask a woman in a pub that and see how long it takes her to slap him lol

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley


"Reads as follows. "cum say hi. I will cultivate your lady garden and leave you squirting like the Trevi fountain!". What's a lady to say to an offer like that??! Wow. Would this be a universally appealing message?

I have read Verifications using the phrase "gushing like Niagara, but to make comparisons to the Trevi fountain??

I usually get the rather boring "Horny?"

I did get one who said he wanted me to wrap my legs around his lugs and fuck his throat until he vomited on my cock.......erm.....no I got that one this morning, also had "I'll stick my tongue in your arse and lick out my cum" last night, I told him to ask a woman in a pub that and see how long it takes her to slap him lol"

*chuckles*

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Reads as follows. "cum say hi. I will cultivate your lady garden and leave you squirting like the Trevi fountain!". What's a lady to say to an offer like that??! Wow. Would this be a universally appealing message?

I have read Verifications using the phrase "gushing like Niagara, but to make comparisons to the Trevi fountain??

I usually get the rather boring "Horny?"

I did get one who said he wanted me to wrap my legs around his lugs and fuck his throat until he vomited on my cock.......erm.....no I got that one this morning, also had "I'll stick my tongue in your arse and lick out my cum" last night, I told him to ask a woman in a pub that and see how long it takes her to slap him lol

*chuckles*"
he didn't message back an tell me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One that gave me the heebie newbies..

Was from a guy who messaged saying he was outside my house in his truck and did I want to come and join him.

Checked on who's near and was less than a mile away. Didn't dare look out of my curtains tho. Ha

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley


"Reads as follows. "cum say hi. I will cultivate your lady garden and leave you squirting like the Trevi fountain!". What's a lady to say to an offer like that??! Wow. Would this be a universally appealing message?

I have read Verifications using the phrase "gushing like Niagara, but to make comparisons to the Trevi fountain??

I usually get the rather boring "Horny?"

I did get one who said he wanted me to wrap my legs around his lugs and fuck his throat until he vomited on my cock.......erm.....no I got that one this morning, also had "I'll stick my tongue in your arse and lick out my cum" last night, I told him to ask a woman in a pub that and see how long it takes her to slap him lol

*chuckles* he didn't message back an tell me lol"

Typical, mind you, depending on the pub he may get a positive response *chuckles*

Poor guy doesn't realise you need to build up to these things hahaha

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"Reads as follows. "cum say hi. I will cultivate your lady garden and leave you squirting like the Trevi fountain!". What's a lady to say to an offer like that??! Wow. Would this be a universally appealing message?

I have read Verifications using the phrase "gushing like Niagara, but to make comparisons to the Trevi fountain??"

He is a bit cultured lol

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By *ntnCleoCouple
over a year ago

Dortmund (Germany) might travel!

No doubt a cut and paste though, which detracts from the novelty value a little.

We like respectful messages that are clearly written for us, open by flattering Cleo, perhaps say a little about themselves and leave it open to reply.

Even if we don't fancy them we usually respond in respect for the effort and sentiment.

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley


"No doubt a cut and paste though, which detracts from the novelty value a little.

We like respectful messages that are clearly written for us, open by flattering Cleo, perhaps say a little about themselves and leave it open to reply.

Even if we don't fancy them we usually respond in respect for the effort and sentiment. "

*takes notes*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reads as follows. "cum say hi. I will cultivate your lady garden and leave you squirting like the Trevi fountain!". What's a lady to say to an offer like that??! Wow. Would this be a universally appealing message?

I have read Verifications using the phrase "gushing like Niagara, but to make comparisons to the Trevi fountain??

I usually get the rather boring "Horny?"

I did get one who said he wanted me to wrap my legs around his lugs and fuck his throat until he vomited on my cock.......erm.....no I got that one this morning, also had "I'll stick my tongue in your arse and lick out my cum" last night, I told him to ask a woman in a pub that and see how long it takes her to slap him lol"

I had a " will you deep throat my cock until you vomit?" yesterday. ( the real message was much more graphic)

I told him I'm looking for a man, not a little boy. And if thats his best opener, he may possibly be laughed off the site.

I am getting less than tolerant in my old age. Lol

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley


"Reads as follows. "cum say hi. I will cultivate your lady garden and leave you squirting like the Trevi fountain!". What's a lady to say to an offer like that??! Wow. Would this be a universally appealing message?

I have read Verifications using the phrase "gushing like Niagara, but to make comparisons to the Trevi fountain??

I usually get the rather boring "Horny?"

I did get one who said he wanted me to wrap my legs around his lugs and fuck his throat until he vomited on my cock.......erm.....no I got that one this morning, also had "I'll stick my tongue in your arse and lick out my cum" last night, I told him to ask a woman in a pub that and see how long it takes her to slap him lol

I had a " will you deep throat my cock until you vomit?" yesterday. ( the real message was much more graphic)

I told him I'm looking for a man, not a little boy. And if thats his best opener, he may possibly be laughed off the site.

I am getting less than tolerant in my old age. Lol

"

I've begun replying to these messages too. It's weirdly fun. If it means we are getting old then let's do this *fist bump*

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By *akeheelsTV/TS
over a year ago

dalkeith

I was impressed by the Trevi fountain, i mean not just any fountain, but the worlds most iconic one too...my garden fountains more like a haphazard dribble, who would want to gush like that?

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Reads as follows. "cum say hi. I will cultivate your lady garden and leave you squirting like the Trevi fountain!". What's a lady to say to an offer like that??! Wow. Would this be a universally appealing message?

I have read Verifications using the phrase "gushing like Niagara, but to make comparisons to the Trevi fountain??"

Well at least he's put some thought into if

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reads as follows. "cum say hi. I will cultivate your lady garden and leave you squirting like the Trevi fountain!". What's a lady to say to an offer like that??! Wow. Would this be a universally appealing message?

I have read Verifications using the phrase "gushing like Niagara, but to make comparisons to the Trevi fountain??

I usually get the rather boring "Horny?"

I did get one who said he wanted me to wrap my legs around his lugs and fuck his throat until he vomited on my cock.......erm.....no I got that one this morning, also had "I'll stick my tongue in your arse and lick out my cum" last night, I told him to ask a woman in a pub that and see how long it takes her to slap him lol

I had a " will you deep throat my cock until you vomit?" yesterday. ( the real message was much more graphic)

I told him I'm looking for a man, not a little boy. And if thats his best opener, he may possibly be laughed off the site.

I am getting less than tolerant in my old age. Lol

I've begun replying to these messages too. It's weirdly fun. If it means we are getting old then let's do this *fist bump*"

A girl has to get her kicks somehow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I tongue punch your chocolate starfish has to be my best opening message received

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Can I tongue punch your chocolate starfish has to be my best opening message received"

Haha, I got one today saying "hello, what a lovely corn hole". He's unlos already, dammit!

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By *ntnCleoCouple
over a year ago

Dortmund (Germany) might travel!


"I was impressed by the Trevi fountain, i mean not just any fountain, but the worlds most iconic one too...my garden fountains more like a haphazard dribble, who would want to gush like that?"

Whereas if someone said the fountains of Villa d'Este I wouldn't know whether to be excited or scared!!

(Can't cut and paste a photo ): )

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Reads as follows. "cum say hi. I will cultivate your lady garden and leave you squirting like the Trevi fountain!". What's a lady to say to an offer like that??! Wow. Would this be a universally appealing message?

I have read Verifications using the phrase "gushing like Niagara, but to make comparisons to the Trevi fountain??

I usually get the rather boring "Horny?"

I did get one who said he wanted me to wrap my legs around his lugs and fuck his throat until he vomited on my cock.......erm.....no I got that one this morning, also had "I'll stick my tongue in your arse and lick out my cum" last night, I told him to ask a woman in a pub that and see how long it takes her to slap him lol

I had a " will you deep throat my cock until you vomit?" yesterday. ( the real message was much more graphic)

I told him I'm looking for a man, not a little boy. And if thats his best opener, he may possibly be laughed off the site.

I am getting less than tolerant in my old age. Lol

I've begun replying to these messages too. It's weirdly fun. If it means we are getting old then let's do this *fist bump*"

I'm doing exactly the same thing it's great fun, they're only wasting their time not mine lol

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley


"Reads as follows. "cum say hi. I will cultivate your lady garden and leave you squirting like the Trevi fountain!". What's a lady to say to an offer like that??! Wow. Would this be a universally appealing message?

I have read Verifications using the phrase "gushing like Niagara, but to make comparisons to the Trevi fountain??

I usually get the rather boring "Horny?"

I did get one who said he wanted me to wrap my legs around his lugs and fuck his throat until he vomited on my cock.......erm.....no I got that one this morning, also had "I'll stick my tongue in your arse and lick out my cum" last night, I told him to ask a woman in a pub that and see how long it takes her to slap him lol

I had a " will you deep throat my cock until you vomit?" yesterday. ( the real message was much more graphic)

I told him I'm looking for a man, not a little boy. And if thats his best opener, he may possibly be laughed off the site.

I am getting less than tolerant in my old age. Lol

I've begun replying to these messages too. It's weirdly fun. If it means we are getting old then let's do this *fist bump*

I'm doing exactly the same thing it's great fun, they're only wasting their time not mine lol"

You too deserve a *fist bump*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People on sex site shocked by people asking for sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reads as follows. "cum say hi. I will cultivate your lady garden and leave you squirting like the Trevi fountain!". What's a lady to say to an offer like that??! Wow. Would this be a universally appealing message?

I have read Verifications using the phrase "gushing like Niagara, but to make comparisons to the Trevi fountain??"

Perhaps they thought throwing 3 coins in guarantees thst dreams come true..

And anyway Bernini's Neptune is just spectacular

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By *a72Man
over a year ago

london


"Reads as follows. "cum say hi. I will cultivate your lady garden and leave you squirting like the Trevi fountain!". What's a lady to say to an offer like that??! Wow. Would this be a universally appealing message?

I have read Verifications using the phrase "gushing like Niagara, but to make comparisons to the Trevi fountain??

I usually get the rather boring "Horny?"

I did get one who said he wanted me to wrap my legs around his lugs and fuck his throat until he vomited on my cock.......erm.....no I got that one this morning, also had "I'll stick my tongue in your arse and lick out my cum" last night, I told him to ask a woman in a pub that and see how long it takes her to slap him lol"

What a charmer!

Out of curiosity I noticed you have a pic of your hand in your profile Mrs Woody? It's a very nice hand of course but why a pic of your hand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reads as follows. "cum say hi. I will cultivate your lady garden and leave you squirting like the Trevi fountain!". What's a lady to say to an offer like that??! Wow. Would this be a universally appealing message?

I have read Verifications using the phrase "gushing like Niagara, but to make comparisons to the Trevi fountain??

I usually get the rather boring "Horny?"

I did get one who said he wanted me to wrap my legs around his lugs and fuck his throat until he vomited on my cock.......erm.....no I got that one this morning, also had "I'll stick my tongue in your arse and lick out my cum" last night, I told him to ask a woman in a pub that and see how long it takes her to slap him lol

*chuckles* he didn't message back an tell me lol"

This place never ceases to amaze and suprise me...just when you think things could not get more 'in your face'...!

I get pretty much nowhere on here by being nice, but I'm sorry, if it takes messages like that to get yourself noticed then I'll take my chances for finding fun by chatting to girls in pubs and clubs first...AND you know they're real too!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well some women like it...

just about to message someone(I've not read the profile and attaching cock pics anyway), hopefully my message will be enjoyed and get me shagging her...

"Hi, seen your fanny..I'd like to pump it while my best mate shits on your face"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was impressed by the Trevi fountain, i mean not just any fountain, but the worlds most iconic one too...my garden fountains more like a haphazard dribble, who would want to gush like that?"

It certainly made.me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People on sex site shocked by people asking for sex. "

Not shocked..Just amazed at the comparisons and eloquent speech

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People on sex site shocked by people asking for sex. "

You would really have to go some to shock me

I've seen it all

But graphic opening msgs just make 'em sound like arseholes looking for a hole

Any hole

If people relate to me like that, they will get some back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I got a message from someone "do you have a grown up daughter?" then when I said no their second message was "do you want to get pregnant"!!! Replied no and found he'd blocked me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I tongue punch your chocolate starfish has to be my best opening message received"

Lol, was going to say that the originality of 'opening messages' has probably been exhausted...until I read this one...has had me chuckling for ages

I usually just say hello, and comment on the fact that the combination of the lady's photos and profile has caught my eye, prompting me to message...nothing silly, nothing offensive...I think the words I'm looking for are 'grown up' or 'mature'. We're all adults on here, looking for friendship and fun hopefully, so know what it's all about. It's just a pity that there's always an element who like to simply offend, which is why I rarely meet ladies younger than myself. It's nicer and friendlier...in my experience on here so far anyway...I'm up for being proved wrong by a younger lady who's approach has a sense of maturity to it though...but I guess I'll be waiting a long long time the way the site has changed over the past few years.

You can still have incredible fun with great people without pissing everyone off with crass messages trying to attract attention...it's gone the full circle now.

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