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By *unPete OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Bristol

Ok, some women like cock shots other don't! Well I'm going to take one of mine for those occassions when I'm asked for a pic.

But I need advice ... what object should I use for size comparison? A ruler lacks imagination; beer cans, mobile phones, the screwfix catalogue are so last year!

What object will really show the girls that I can think out of the box and show my artistic bent?

Ahem, this is a serious post. Your advice could get me more meets

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Ok, some women like cock shots other don't! Well I'm going to take one of mine for those occassions when I'm asked for a pic.

But I need advice ... what object should I use for size comparison? A ruler lacks imagination; beer cans, mobile phones, the screwfix catalogue are so last year!

What object will really show the girls that I can think out of the box and show my artistic bent?

Ahem, this is a serious post. Your advice could get me more meets "

balance a spirit level on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just take the pic without using ANY objects x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where can I buy a miniature Sky HD Remote?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telco clubcard the key ring one

Actually saw it used on a profile pic xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just take a pic without an object. it doesnt impress me personally if theres a beer can next to a cock.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"just take a pic without an object. it doesnt impress me personally if theres a beer can next to a cock."
Depends what the beer is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

here is a new idea - stick it out the letterbox and get someone to take a pic...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The size comparison pics always make me laugh, before switching off. Is it an insecurity thing to do a comparison? I am trying to think what I can use for size comparison for my tits???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The size comparison pics always make me laugh, before switching off. Is it an insecurity thing to do a comparison? I am trying to think what I can use for size comparison for my tits??? "

Depends on you "size" I guess. A pair of pert peaches? Ripe juicy melons? Firm Basketballs?

I think I need a lie down...

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

See i knew i should have patented my miniature range of cans and remote controls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess if you really want to get photographically creative,,,,,,perhaps you could wrap your weiner in a hot-dog bun….,,, hey, and if nothing else it will at least give folks something to chew over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"your advice could get me more meets "

so why not show the nice ladies on here just how much of a condom you can fill.... ?

... and i dont mean fill with goo

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere

I keep getting told size does not matter and its how you use it that maters !

I think if I was any bigger it would be too uncomfortable !

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By *hiluk1ukMan
over a year ago

Prescot

It suprises me how many people seem hung up on cock size, when to me and the sexual partners, stamina has always been the more important factor.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"I guess if you really want to get photographically creative,,,,,,perhaps you could wrap your weiner in a hot-dog bun….,,, hey, and if nothing else it will at least give folks something to chew over "

On a different site someone had that as their profile pic...it was fab and a freat conversation starter

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"here is a new idea - stick it out the letterbox and get someone to take a pic... "

glory hole ? have to mind the dog tho !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get one of them little cans ,, LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could always flop it in the living room of a dolls house that would really freak people out lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"You could always flop it in the living room of a dolls house that would really freak people out lol"
including the dolls!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well in a few weeks I will be starting my photography course and an element of that will be macro photography - everyone else will be choosing ladybirds to photograph no doubt, I wanted to do something different so was looking for a subject - and then you post •••

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By *unPete OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Bristol


"Well in a few weeks I will be starting my photography course and an element of that will be macro photography - everyone else will be choosing ladybirds to photograph no doubt, I wanted to do something different so was looking for a subject - and then you post ••• "

but would you be able to edit out any microbugs or bacteria that might appear in shot? oh I've put you off now

could always use a photomacrography camera as a comparison, they're small right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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but would you be able to edit out any microbugs or bacteria that might appear in shot? oh I've put you off now

"

Well not unless I was using a microscope

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

If you must have a cock shot then don't use anything next to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

trapped in a triggered mousetrap....oooyah!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Just drape it over your shoulder

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