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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My bell end can reach the bottom of a pint glass (inside the glass) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine can't but my balls might

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

burford

Handy for stirring if your drinking a shandy! Might make your pint taste funny if you don't wash it regularly though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock I can fold in to a beautiful swan or giraffe. Plus its detachable so occasionally I wear it on my forehead!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine can't but my balls might

He he that made me laugh

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By *rbane PlayerMan
over a year ago

London

"Mine can't but my balls might

He he that made me laugh

The whole conversation has been funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My bell end can reach the bottom of a pint glass (inside the glass) lol "

Prove it

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Is a pint of cock an official form of measurement has the sky remote been replaced ?? Confused

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By *unforus1965Couple
over a year ago

MIDLANDS

"My bell end can reach the bottom of a pint glass (inside the glass) lol "

Can it sing God Save The Queen as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine can reach the bottom of a shot glass

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

"My bell end can reach the bottom of a pint glass (inside the glass) lol "

You can drink beer though your cock ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My bell end can reach the bottom of a pint glass (inside the glass) lol "

Can't think of one single time that would prove to be useful

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"My bell end can reach the bottom of a pint glass (inside the glass) lol "

Mine could once upon a time. Luckily the surgeons did a sterling job of sewing it back on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was the glass half empty or half full.

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Was the glass half empty or half full.

The glass was upside down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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This thread is very funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahahaha. who is this impressing?

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By *unforus1965Couple
over a year ago

MIDLANDS

"My bell end can reach the bottom of a pint glass (inside the glass) lol

Can't think of one single time that would prove to be useful

Well the OP seems to think that it is impressive. ..

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

We need to see proof of said bell end in a pint glass.....

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By *igger101ukMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Impressive.

Makes a note not to go in the OPs local 'spoons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine can reach the bottom of a yard stick but I'm not bragging.lol.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"My bell end can reach the bottom of a pint glass (inside the glass) lol "

Is this the reason they BARRED you???

Also, I'd just like to point out that the depth of a standard pint class is just under six inches.

Cal

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

I thought lads stopped using the term bell end when they left school

Obviously I was wrong....

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"I thought lads stopped using the term bell end when they left school

Obviously I was wrong...."

Nah bell end is in regular daily use as a term used to describe somebody who is a bit of an idiot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My bell end can reach the bottom of a pint glass (inside the glass) lol "

I've seen one of those glasses, they are 6 inches wide and three inches deep!

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By *ch WellMan
over a year ago

Scotland

I'll only be impressed if it's a Peroni glass

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"My bell end can reach the bottom of a pint glass (inside the glass) lol

I've seen one of those glasses, they are 6 inches wide and three inches deep!

I think you have mistaken a bowl for a glass

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"My bell end can reach the bottom of a pint glass (inside the glass) lol

I've seen one of those glasses, they are 6 inches wide and three inches deep!

I think you have mistaken a bowl for a glass"

It was probably a glass bowl

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate

I think it would only be impressive if was a tall glass and particularly if it touched the sides lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics or didn't happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is a pint of cock an official form of measurement has the sky remote been replaced ?? Confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My bell end can reach the bottom of a pint glass (inside the glass) lol

Prove it"

It's true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My bell end can reach the bottom of a pint glass (inside the glass) lol

Prove it

It's true "

Prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My bell end can reach the bottom of a pint glass (inside the glass) lol

Prove it

It's true

Prove it

I'm sure he'll send you a pic too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My bell end can reach the bottom of a pint glass (inside the glass) lol

Prove it

It's true

Prove it

I'm sure he'll send you a pic too

Just joking. I guess youv found your next meet then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My bell end can reach the bottom of a pint glass (inside the glass) lol

Prove it

It's true

Prove it

I'm sure he'll send you a pic too

Just joking. I guess youv found your next meet then!

Maybe, maybe not it's not just about the cock

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"My bell end can reach the bottom of a pint glass (inside the glass) lol

Prove it

It's true

Prove it

I'm sure he'll send you a pic too

Just joking. I guess youv found your next meet then!

Maybe, maybe not it's not just about the cock"

No it's also about the size of the glass

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By *ntnCleoCouple
over a year ago

Dortmund (Germany) might travel!

"My bell end can reach the bottom of a pint glass (inside the glass) lol "

PM us a pic then please!

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By *ntnCleoCouple
over a year ago

Dortmund (Germany) might travel!

"My bell end can reach the bottom of a pint glass (inside the glass) lol "

Or meet us in a pub tonight in London and show us!

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By *rCurious1Man
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"Mine can't but my balls might

Haha

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By *ntnCleoCouple
over a year ago

Dortmund (Germany) might travel!

Just occurred to me - why are you putting your cock in a pint glass?

I hope you're not a barman!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine didn't reach in the pint glass and it spilt my pint.

It did reach the bottom of my coffee cup - I should have learnt from the pint glass and emptied the coffee cup first.

Don't worry I have an ice pack on my cock to sooth the burns!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines long as a yard of ale.

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By *igger101ukMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

See my comment on a similar thread re. fast jet pilots...

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