FabSwingers.com forum: FWB - promote yourself

By *ure fucking naughty OP Man
over a year ago

St Albans

Bit of fun this one.

If your looking for a FWB post your small adds add here

I will got first.

Young, fit, down to earth guy seeks; similar woman with an open mind.

Go....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bit of fun this one.

If your looking for a FWB post your small adds add here

I will got first.

Young, fit, down to earth guy seeks; similar woman with an open mind.

Go...."

You forgot "modest"

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By *ure fucking naughty OP Man
over a year ago

St Albans

"Bit of fun this one.

If your looking for a FWB post your small adds add here

I will got first.

Young, fit, down to earth guy seeks; similar woman with an open mind.

Go....

You forgot "modest"

I didn't

haha

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

creaky old biddy enjoys emotional pain and head games, i wanna send you ranty texts when you piss me off and you text back and try to calm me down.

i like to be fucked every day but know you won't manage that so instead you have to just keep me turned on so i can fuck the whole site inbetween our meets.

best wishes, Feir xx

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By *istnbroke69Man
over a year ago

Cheshire / Shropshire

Cheeky guy with lots of pleasure to give before his own, reliable, respecful and raunchy. Inbox me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curvy, confident, intelligent looking for stocky, tattoed male for good times. Nights out will be as good as night's in. Let's tease and please each other.

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By *istnbroke69Man
over a year ago

Cheshire / Shropshire

"Curvy, confident, intelligent looking for stocky, tattoed male for good times. Nights out will be as good as night's in. Let's tease and please each other. "

Sounds good too me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Click bait sausage party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will live in spain next month, so I am looking for a regular in alicante for some fun in and out of the bedroom, we can have walks on the juan beach holding hands and eat some haribos at sunset

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By *eppoMan
over a year ago

London Colney

Fun friendly guy likes to please !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mature frazzled old hag, likes sending rants texts also.Seeks an FWB to pester constantly for sex, moan at, poke fun at his socks and take full advantage of for sexual purposes. Preferably would like one who can stay awake, unlike the last non Fab FWB who kept farthing, falling asleep during action and snoring. XXX

Applications on a postcard please XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quietly confident, sensual lady seeks gentleman as friend and lover.A good sense of humour and a naughty side are essential.

Previous applicants need not apply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Desperate male, who's watched too much porn and has a false impression of what sex involves.

Looking for FAB who will fulfill all fantasies at drop of hat, then immediately leave ensuring I don't feel guilt.

I'm pretty crap in bed but this is all about me and I'm the employer so quit whining!

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By *ornybankerMan
over a year ago

London

fun hung and friendly!

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

"Bit of fun this one.

If your looking for a FWB post your small adds add here

I will got first.

Young, fit, down to earth guy seeks; similar woman with an open mind.

Go...."

You have a really lovely body! Just saying

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By *ure fucking naughty OP Man
over a year ago

St Albans

"Bit of fun this one.

If your looking for a FWB post your small adds add here

I will got first.

Young, fit, down to earth guy seeks; similar woman with an open mind.

Go....

You have a really lovely body! Just saying

xx"

Why thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good looking (uses filters) Bubbly (annoying), Curvy (chubby), funny (sarcastic), sexy (horny) woman seeks tall (so I feel small), Broad (so I feel slim), Kinky (just because) Man for mutually satisfying kinky fuckery.........

I await my inbox overflowing

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Oh hi my name is San and Im a sex pest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I'm Phil. I have a pulse, my own hair and teeth....

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

so, does anybody want a crazy bitch or not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so, does anybody want a crazy bitch or not?"

Sure. What's the worst that could happen?

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"so, does anybody want a crazy bitch or not?

Sure. What's the worst that could happen?

ask any of my exes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh hi my name is San and Im a sex pest

Sold!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Just lost a good one, need a non domestic, sub friend to meet me at all levels... friends first then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Matt, hairy back and arse, a few teeth missing, I'm and premature ejaculator and wear glasses that are an inch thick. Would love to meet someone tonight

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Oh hi my name is San and Im a sex pest

Sold!

You following me again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny TV wants to deepthroat you, no strings, just give me your load!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Military guy who thinks uniform makes up for lack of manners, looks or ability. Must be willing to put up with the odd fuck here and there, mainly while d*unk and missing the gf he does'nt tell you about who is in another part of the country.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

The search continues..

Info all there on the profile

No timewasters please.

PM if interested

Luce x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filthy fucker can accom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Young yet mature guy looking for like-minded women for mutual fun socially and in private

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm Tim if you like Crispy duck when u order a Chinese, then odds are you'll like me lol

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Lazy chubster with ok boobs seeks out of her league, tall, scrummy black guy within 5 miles for occasional fun. More often if food provided

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh hi my name is San and Im a sex pest

Sold!

You following me again

I'm in the rear seat of your tandem, so it's hard not to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quirky, cheeky, articulate, laid back, fit and sporty guy with a touch of OCD. Also know as the "Nice guy" in the friend zone

Oh yea and a compulsive liar...

What a catch hey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elderly curvy curmudgeon seeks man between 30 and 49 who can accomodate for fun and fuckery at the weekends.

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By *arciocialWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

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By *arciocialWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

Looking for someone that fits all of what I'm attracted to, only thing is I'm a woman so couldn't tell you what that is, but I do know you're probably not it.

Don't want a texting buddy, my phone is kept on silent. When I get bored you have to be fine with being thrown to the kerb, like that fresh meat has now turned rotten. Oh and that smell has to be gone and stay gone, don't want it drifting back in now and then.

I'm easy to please really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a short arse bloke with a hairy chest, flat stomach and talented tongue, looking for female FWB, in Wrexham area.

I'm not a hobbit by the way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bit of fun this one.

If your looking for a FWB post your small adds add here

I will got first.

Young, fit, down to earth guy seeks; similar woman with an open mind.

Go...."
young skinny lamppost average cock small brain full of witty banter seeking nutcase lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Occasional poet seeks muse to write drivel to.. must have lovely breasts.. smiley face. Lovely legs and a bum I can rest my pint on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Minxy and I want a FWB to laugh with and fuck to death (not literally of course!!

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Minxy and I want a FWB to laugh with and fuck to death (not literally of course!!

)

"
woohoo sounds like a plan

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

Erm....sell myself you say?....erm, ok....*clears throat*

Do you ever feel you are sick of the attractive muscle bound adonis?

Ever catch yourself looking a little too long at the wierd looking chap in the corner?

Then look no further, I have the solution for you......*hides*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm....sell myself you say?....erm, ok....*clears throat*

Do you ever feel you are sick of the attractive muscle bound adonis?

Ever catch yourself looking a little too long at the wierd looking chap in the corner?

Then look no further, I have the solution for you......*hides*"
sold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

straight single live alone no ties

always shower fresh and smelling nice

love meeting couples and single girls

distance never a problem as i love driving

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By *ilent.KnightMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Tall. Dark. Handsome. Tongue like a Labrador. Hung like a horse. Funny. Rich. Liar.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

High maintenance lady, beautiful, curvacious, clued up and very very intelligent seeks likeminded man for fun and frolics. Must be self sufficient and like browsing expensive jewellery shops.

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

"Erm....sell myself you say?....erm, ok....*clears throat*

Do you ever feel you are sick of the attractive muscle bound adonis?

Ever catch yourself looking a little too long at the wierd looking chap in the corner?

Then look no further, I have the solution for you......*hides* sold "

I know right, who could refuse *chuckles*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"High maintenance lady, beautiful, curvacious, clued up and very very intelligent seeks likeminded man for fun and frolics. Must be self sufficient and like browsing expensive jewellery shops.

Sold (how expensive

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm available apply within

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for a partner in crime

Apply within

Send me your cv

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"High maintenance lady, beautiful, curvacious, clued up and very very intelligent seeks likeminded man for fun and frolics. Must be self sufficient and like browsing expensive jewellery shops.

Sold (how expensive

One word Tiffany and yes I have purchased from that shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sell myself....I couldn't even give myself away...

Ohh you want the marketing stuff...

Partially evolved trogladyte lives in a cave on a beach eats what he can catch won't look at my reflection in case the mirror steals my soul.

Comes out after dark...not shy just shouldn't be seen in daylight..

And still trying to grow opposable thumbs...

That ok? How did I do?

Maybe marketing isn't t the job for me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"High maintenance lady, beautiful, curvacious, clued up and very very intelligent seeks likeminded man for fun and frolics. Must be self sufficient and like browsing expensive jewellery shops.

Sold (how expensive

)

One word Tiffany and yes I have purchased from that shop.

I can do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall, funny, smart, guy. Look after myself, like to dress well. Enjoy drinking and dining out, and treating a lady. Looking for a nice, classy woman for fun and chats. No preference on age. You're as young as you feel. Distance no problem. Get in touch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...expensive jewellery shops.

Is Elizabeth Duke at Argos expensive enough for you?

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Single wobbly but fun lady seeks tall, intelligent and sensual man for delicious kisses, flirtation an salacious late night encounters.

You should be able to accommodate, and live within 20 miles of Edinburgh.

I offer food, good hugs and come with may accessories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Minxy and I want a FWB to laugh with and fuck to death (not literally of course!!

)

woohoo sounds like a plan "

b Really? Bring you on!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single wobbly but fun lady seeks tall, intelligent and sensual man for delicious kisses, flirtation an salacious late night encounters.

You should be able to accommodate, and live within 20 miles of Edinburgh.

I offer food, good hugs and come with may accessories I need to move near Edinburgh you have food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Minxy and I want a FWB to laugh with and fuck to death (not literally of course!!

)

woohoo sounds like a plan

b Really? Bring you on!!

"
hell yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tall. Dark. Handsome. Tongue like a Labrador. Hung like a horse. Funny. Rich. Liar. "

I'm in!!

At least you're an honest liar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for a partner in crime

Apply within

Send me your cv

"
lost my cv but I have chocolate if it helps my chances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sell myself....I couldn't even give myself away...

Ohh you want the marketing stuff...

Partially evolved trogladyte lives in a cave on a beach eats what he can catch won't look at my reflection in case the mirror steals my soul.

Comes out after dark...not shy just shouldn't be seen in daylight..

And still trying to grow opposable thumbs...

That ok? How did I do?

Maybe marketing isn't t the job for me..."

I'm intrigued

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Minxy and I want a FWB to laugh with and fuck to death (not literally of course!!

)

woohoo sounds like a plan

b Really? Bring you on!!

hell yeah "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old, fat bird with a young outlook looking for a fit young man who isn't scared to be seen out in public with me and can satisfy my needs in the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Minxy and I want a FWB to laugh with and fuck to death (not literally of course!!

)

woohoo sounds like a plan

b Really? Bring you on!!

hell yeah if only you were near West Brom right now I'd be getting you round here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Minxy and I want a FWB to laugh with and fuck to death (not literally of course!!

)

woohoo sounds like a plan

b Really? Bring you on!!

hell yeah if only you were near West Brom right now I'd be getting you round here

Ahhh, sods bloody law

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Minxy and I want a FWB to laugh with and fuck to death (not literally of course!!

)

woohoo sounds like a plan

b Really? Bring you on!!

hell yeah if only you were near West Brom right now I'd be getting you round here

Ahhh, sods bloody law

Don't I know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for a partner in crime

Apply within

Send me your cv

lost my cv but I have chocolate if it helps my chances "

Only if it's Galaxy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for a partner in crime

Apply within

Send me your cv

lost my cv but I have chocolate if it helps my chances

Only if it's Galaxy

"
galaxy it is then Carmel or plain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for a partner in crime

Apply within

Send me your cv

lost my cv but I have chocolate if it helps my chances

Only if it's Galaxy

galaxy it is then Carmel or plain "

Has to be plain I don't like caramel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for a partner in crime

Apply within

Send me your cv

lost my cv but I have chocolate if it helps my chances

Only if it's Galaxy

galaxy it is then Carmel or plain

Has to be plain I don't like caramel

"
bonus I have both plain is yours

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"...expensive jewellery shops.

Is Elizabeth Duke at Argos expensive enough for you?"

Is it heck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dullard who looks like a boarding school geography teacher seeks lady with questionable eyesight who can meet once every 6 months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...expensive jewellery shops.

Is Elizabeth Duke at Argos expensive enough for you?

Is it heck! "
Tiffiny and Co or Links of London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for a partner in crime

Apply within

Send me your cv

lost my cv but I have chocolate if it helps my chances

Only if it's Galaxy

galaxy it is then Carmel or plain

Has to be plain I don't like caramel

bonus I have both plain is yours"

Bonus now you need to deliver it

In person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...expensive jewellery shops.

Is Elizabeth Duke at Argos expensive enough for you?

Is it heck! Tiffiny and Co or Links of London

I'd like this https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/111125891/gigantic-gia-certified-525-carat-round?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_uk_en_gb_-jewelry-rings-other&utm_custom1=a17bd4b5-186d-4025-af52-3cbf9fbdd876&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIw9Kar4qZ1gIVjrDtCh1L0ACdEAQYAyABEgLJz_D_BwE

Not as an engagement ring tho ... just as a dress ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dullard who looks like a boarding school geography teacher seeks lady with questionable eyesight who can meet once every 6 months

What to do for the other 10 months

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

Open minded fun loving guy with GSOH who can cook seeks a fun loving woman. Let's have fun together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an emotional nightmare, but i LOVE sucking cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

easy going guy, loves oral with any lady..can accomodate with planning.. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an emotional nightmare, but i LOVE sucking cock."
You had me at sucking Cock

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Dullard who looks like a boarding school geography teacher seeks lady with questionable eyesight who can meet once every 6 months

'Questionable eyesight'. I wear specs to read and drive in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fiery Fiesty confident fem

Looking for a guy who kisses/fucks like there's no tomorrow

Must be able to keep up with me and fck on demand

I won't hold my breath

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By *rocMan
over a year ago

llandudno junction

40yr horny male looking to be pegged for first time

All female applicants considered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just cum get me. You know you want to

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By *urning_AngelWoman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

Average looking fatty with high sex drive looking for FWB to fuck me thin haha

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Premature ejaculator seeks a big breasted woman with a curvy figure, luscious kissable lips and a smooth wet pus

Oh noooooo ffs never mind

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By *xoticMermaidWoman
over a year ago

NORTH WEST

Petite oriental seeks young attractive gymfit, non-stalker, non-serial killer, non-psychopath. Must like spooning n forking, can breathe through ears n owns a snorkel cos last fwb almost drowned (small print did say not to stick ur head between my legs, if so at owners risk n Im not liable for any consequences)

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"I'm an emotional nightmare, but i LOVE sucking cock."

This could have been about me.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mature professional man available for friendship and fun with just a light sprinkling of cake thrown in!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mature professional man available for friendship and fun with just a light sprinkling of cake thrown in!

The cake sealed it

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Premature ejaculator seeks a big breasted woman with a curvy figure, luscious kissable lips and a smooth wet pus

Oh noooooo ffs never mind

'Premature ejaculator'? I may have a blue tablet to help lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a nice woman. Who wants to chat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

31 year old and 26 year old seeking constant time wasters, unnecessary pressure and absolute disappointment...

Her... pussy drier than the Sahara desert and so loose it's throwing a worm in a wellie...

Him... premature ejaculator with a cock smaller than a shot glass and moobs the size of Mellons.

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By *xelciscoMan
over a year ago

Reading/bracknell

Ex considerate seal hunter in remission recently out on probation and suffering from permanent erection needs devoted partner for daily sexotherapy and group rehab. Will provide nice fur to shag on, sea elephant grease for massages and lube and home made whale cock dildo for extra satisfaction. Have own boat, arctic stamina, and good sense of humour too.

Ps. Lost an arm at fisting a polar bear ; some say it makes me bi-polar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ex considerate seal hunter in remission recently out on probation and suffering from permanent erection needs devoted partner for daily sexotherapy and group rehab. Will provide nice fur to shag on, sea elephant grease for massages and lube and home made whale cock dildo for extra satisfaction. Have own boat, arctic stamina, and good sense of humour too.

Ps. Lost an arm at fisting a polar bear ; some say it makes me bi-polar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did u mention I'm served with cucumber, onions, hoisin sauce & pancakes

u know I'll taste delicious in ur mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dullard who looks like a boarding school geography teacher seeks lady with questionable eyesight who can meet once every 6 months

'Questionable eyesight'. I wear specs to read and drive in!

What about the once every 6 months part?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dullard who looks like a boarding school geography teacher seeks lady with questionable eyesight who can meet once every 6 months

What to do for the other 10 months

You'll have to find someone eligible as I'll be busy teaching geography

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi. Here to find a fun friend. Life is better with cuddles and pillow talk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi. Here to find a fun friend. Life is better with cuddles and pillow talk.

"
evening Jenny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dullard who looks like a boarding school geography teacher seeks lady with questionable eyesight who can meet once every 6 months

What to do for the other 10 months

You'll have to find someone eligible as I'll be busy teaching geography

You don't get any time off?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Dullard who looks like a boarding school geography teacher seeks lady with questionable eyesight who can meet once every 6 months

'Questionable eyesight'. I wear specs to read and drive in!

What about the once every 6 months part?

Negotiations will need to be entered into regarding that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dullard who looks like a boarding school geography teacher seeks lady with questionable eyesight who can meet once every 6 months

What to do for the other 10 months

You'll have to find someone eligible as I'll be busy teaching geography

You don't get any time off?

It is an elite boarding school for incredibly rich but reassuringly dull people...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dullard who looks like a boarding school geography teacher seeks lady with questionable eyesight who can meet once every 6 months

'Questionable eyesight'. I wear specs to read and drive in!

What about the once every 6 months part?

Negotiations will need to be entered into regarding that. "

I have a wine cellar full of Hotel Chocolat treats that you can raid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for women who love acronyms (NSA FWB) and no or low morals (dont ask abt the estranged wife *cough*). Snd yes, can accomodate an hour every other weekday evening around Reading for some fucking good times. Londoner's also an option although most seem to be having too much actual fun to be bothered abt posting here.

If you read all that, you deserve a medal!

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Grumpy old man seeking lady to let me try all these wonderful new leather toys ive made.

Wiggles said I need a volunteer as she needs a rest and dosnt switch.

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

Filthy old bastard living in a damp cottage in the arse end of nowhere seeks attractive young nymphomaniac with big tits.

*******NO TIME WASTERS*******

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gold digger, seeking a dying billionaire... 89-95 preferably. I will lie and tell you how virile and young you look. Make sure the housekeeper gives you regular sponge baths and am great with forging signatures. Hoping for friends with many benefits. But ideally, hoping to marry within six months... Time is of the essence after all....

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By *30FetMan
over a year ago

Bucharest

Young submissive lad looking to serve kinky ladies !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny, intelligent, creative, open minded, sexy, observant, honest, loyal, sensitive, sensual, irrepressible, kinky, motivated, passionate, enthusiastic, relaxed, friendly, welcoming, happy, beautiful, clean, discreet, loving, tender, warm, gentle, unique, amazing, kind...

It's amazing how many descriptive adverbs are in my auto correct... I am some of those things, the right ladies, friends will find out for themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny, intelligent, creative, open minded, sexy, observant, honest, loyal, sensitive, sensual, irrepressible, kinky, motivated, passionate, enthusiastic, relaxed, friendly, welcoming, happy, beautiful, clean, discreet, loving, tender, warm, gentle, unique, amazing, kind...

It's amazing how many descriptive adverbs are in my auto correct... I am some of those things, the right ladies, friends will find out for themselves

Damn! I was hoping you were all of those things! I was about to put my gold spade away then, too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn! I was hoping you were all of those things! I was about to put my gold spade away then, too

Umm, yeah.... I'm all that and a tall hunk of love

And I'll have the bank in Zurich email you a copy of my bank balance

So when is the wedding dearest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did u mention I'm served with cucumber, onions, hoisin sauce & pancakes

u know I'll taste delicious in ur mouth

Sold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did u mention I'm served with cucumber, onions, hoisin sauce & pancakes

u know I'll taste delicious in ur mouth

Sold

Was it the hoisin sauce or pancakes that sealed the deal? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proper hunky guy here, who is an absolute sex god looking to demonstrate my divine powers with one lucky lady who will be one of the hottest, fittest, sexiest, fuckablest females.

Stand in orderly fashion if you fit the bill, for your proposals and rigorous medical examination.

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man
over a year ago

woodhall spa

Single gynocologist looking to give free examinations

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

Vintage deluxe model with a few miles on the clock, fresh MOT, new engine and paint work, seeks careful driver who also likes some back seat action.

***NO TYRE KICKERS***

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Young mature male who seeks fun, drinks and up for almost anything. Looking for FWB, as well as a few cheeky chats.

-Josh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did u mention I'm served with cucumber, onions, hoisin sauce & pancakes

u know I'll taste delicious in ur mouth

Sold

Was it the hoisin sauce or pancakes that sealed the deal? Lol

Definitely the sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so, does anybody want a crazy bitch or not?"

Lol You're funking hilarious!! X

If you fancy someone who'll laugh at all your dark humour lemme know xx

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm looking for someone who'll compliment me, who isn't a jealous type, who's sexually adventurous, who's emotionally mature, open minded and who's had a lot of life experience.

I'd like to explore tantra and taking my sexual peaks to new heights....

Kinda hoping you don't turn up asap 'cos I'm scared of commitment lol x

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Filthy old bastard living in a damp cottage in the arse end of nowhere seeks attractive young nymphomaniac with big tits.

*******NO TIME WASTERS*******"

Damn, so close

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Anatomy expert by trade seeks, sexy, fun, confident and playful lady with a dirty mind to apply theory to practice

In return you will be reciprocated with everything previously asked for by someone who thinks every woman has her unique set of charms

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"Filthy old bastard living in a damp cottage in the arse end of nowhere seeks attractive young nymphomaniac with big tits.

*******NO TIME WASTERS*******

Damn, so close

Which bit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good thread. Took me ages to find mine, she said the same so good luck to all that are looking, don't give up.

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"so, does anybody want a crazy bitch or not?

Lol You're funking hilarious!! X

If you fancy someone who'll laugh at all your dark humour lemme know xx

Lol"

haha thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol x

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By *rCurious1Man
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

Fit, athletic intelligent gent. Not bad looking so I have been told. Well dressed and mannered. On fab to explore beyond the norm. Intersted in exploring and meeting different people and couples. Looking for chat and social.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I'm always up for finding someone new local to me for something special

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Ok here goes!

Well preserved old fart seeks slightly younger model in good working order!

Must be physically fit, attractive and relatively intelligent with a great personality!

Must also be within an hour's drive at the most!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any lady would like to have a chat?;)

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By *ournemouthbusinessguyMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Ok here goes!

Well preserved old fart seeks slightly younger model in good working order!

Must be physically fit, attractive and relatively intelligent with a great personality!

Must also be within an hour's drive at the most!

wowzers, i am moving to within an hour of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A naughty.. busty female looking for a extra male for fun

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By *unlovinguy_68Man
over a year ago

nottingham

Miserable old git wants lady to treat me like a king

Lay back and think of England and worship the ground I walk on

If you can cook clean and iron too as well as being a great shag I think you need to get your name down.

I can be picky so bring your 'A' Game.

Now seriously, if there are nice ladies out there that would like to chat to a nice gent please drop me a line or a wink

Thank you

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By *var The BonelessMan
over a year ago

Buntingford

"I'm an emotional nightmare, but i LOVE sucking cock."

I'm in.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Ok here goes!

Well preserved old fart seeks slightly younger model in good working order!

Must be physically fit, attractive and relatively intelligent with a great personality!

Must also be within an hour's drive at the most!

wowzers, i am moving to within an hour of you

Okidoke! Any idea of an eta?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky, sexy, sassy red head with tats looking for fb....

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By *imnastMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have a box of Ferrero Rocher.......

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"I have a box of Ferrero Rocher......."

And I've got Milk Tray! Fancy a chocolate party?

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By *ilent.KnightMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Cheeky, sexy, sassy red head with tats looking for fb....

"
you had me at cheeky

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By *imnastMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I have a box of Ferrero Rocher.......

And I've got Milk Tray! Fancy a chocolate party?

Great idea.....I'll bring my curly wurly!!

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By *oping for funMan
over a year ago

Newport - Shropshire

Genuine guy .. clean and respectful ... good hand and tongue skills ... experienced masseur ... loves seduction and teasing ...

Apply within

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By *ancastermanMan
over a year ago

carnforth

"so, does anybody want a crazy bitch or not?"

Oh go on, I you insist.

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By *ancastermanMan
over a year ago

carnforth

"I have a box of Ferrero Rocher.......

And I've got Milk Tray! Fancy a chocolate party?

*snickers*

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By *ancastermanMan
over a year ago

carnforth

Friendly, awkward, not inexperienced guy with a brain. Eclectic & obscure tastes in music but open to new ideas. Loves to wander and drift taking photos.

Seeks open mind in most areas not just sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck and a pizza?

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"so, does anybody want a crazy bitch or not?

Oh go on, I you insist. "

thanks.

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By *ancastermanMan
over a year ago

carnforth

"so, does anybody want a crazy bitch or not?

Oh go on, I you insist.

thanks."

See you in a club soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orally addicted guy seeking curvy delights for giggles, perversions and regular excercise of the mind and body

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Orally addicted guy seeking curvy delights for giggles, perversions and regular excercise of the mind and body

xxx

Oh if you insist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine couple seek playmates for illicit indulgent fun, relaxed, fun and always classy, 420 friendly.. can accom and travel, like to arrange a social first however the mood takes us with the right ppl we just cant wait x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could do worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky monkey seeks mate for fun, frolics and a good monkey around. Must like sex hanging from the chandelier, checking through my body hair for unwanted visitors and have a penchant for my banana. Animalistic sex a guarantee. Apply within

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Cheeky monkey seeks mate for fun, frolics and a good monkey around. Must like sex hanging from the chandelier, checking through my body hair for unwanted visitors and have a penchant for my banana. Animalistic sex a guarantee. Apply within

I'm fine with the rest but I'm not checking for lice! You can buggroff with that one!

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

Curvy nympho specialises in deep throat ! Oh and squirting

Looking for a frisky fucker !!!

with everlasting stamina sexy eyes and

cheeky banter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* will fill in later*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold on tight for the ride of your life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Witty, sensual, VWE, and creative man looking for a lady that wants it all. It's one thing to dream about what you want, ladies, but when it's offered to you will you grasp it with both hands?

Here's your chance

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

"* will fill in later*"

Horny guy thats looking to fill you in later!

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

"* will fill in later*

Horny guy thats looking to fill you in later!

Great reply

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"Curvy nympho specialises in deep throat ! Oh and squirting

Looking for a frisky fucker !!!

with everlasting stamina sexy eyes and

cheeky banter "

I hear it's very nice in Colchester

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By *lusive.UnicornWoman
over a year ago

Dungeonville

"Gold digger, seeking a dying billionaire... 89-95 preferably. I will lie and tell you how virile and young you look. Make sure the housekeeper gives you regular sponge baths and am great with forging signatures. Hoping for friends with many benefits. But ideally, hoping to marry within six months... Time is of the essence after all...."

Can i get me one of these too please

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By *lusive.UnicornWoman
over a year ago

Dungeonville

"I have a box of Ferrero Rocher.......

And I've got Milk Tray! Fancy a chocolate party?

*snickers*"

It could be a 'marathon' party haha

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By *lwaysreay9Man
over a year ago

Next to you

Lottery Rollover winner

With a fihly mind and stamina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i get me one of these too please

Me too!

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

"Curvy nympho specialises in deep throat ! Oh and squirting

Looking for a frisky fucker !!!

with everlasting stamina sexy eyes and

cheeky banter

I hear it's very nice in Colchester

It is

I'm here

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"Curvy nympho specialises in deep throat ! Oh and squirting

Looking for a frisky fucker !!!

with everlasting stamina sexy eyes and

cheeky banter

I hear it's very nice in Colchester

It is

I'm here

Ooh I'm so there mmm x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"* will fill in later*"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chatty friendly guy looking for chatty friendly people for fun. Not much cum but plenty of go apply within. All positions available

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Filthy old bastard living in a damp cottage in the arse end of nowhere seeks attractive young nymphomaniac with big tits.

*******NO TIME WASTERS*******

Damn, so close

Which bit?

Young, I guess *pouts*

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"Filthy old bastard living in a damp cottage in the arse end of nowhere seeks attractive young nymphomaniac with big tits.

*******NO TIME WASTERS*******

Damn, so close

Which bit?

Young, I guess *pouts*"

It's all negotiable

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